Angry Joe Sucks Blog 4 - Revenge of the nerds: September 2014

Sunday 28 September 2014

28/09/2014 - Twitter Madness

It's been a generic week over at Angry Joe's Twitter so don't blame me for the lack of colorful posts. Joe's probably restraining himself because he isn't posting as much as the last couple of weeks. Though other than the picture of someone looking like Joe getting arrested, there isn't much to laugh at, anyway let's begin.

Joe lives in the world where you don't pay for disc locked content

Not too different from the average Mexican then

Yeah Joe we all know you have a hard-on for Wonder Woman

I bet you he won't upload any to YouTube or even review it

What's wrong with you Joe, the Total War series is as innovative as Call of Duty

How about you buy the game like a regular Joe (pun intended) instead of being a cheap bastard

I'm amazed that he even remembered it

Why is Joe complaining when he roll's in the big bucks over at Twitch and from his YouTube video's

Well did you get your weekly fix, be that either your Doritos and Mountain Dew fetish or your Twitter Madness fetish (if applicable). Why are you still here? Get lost!

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Yuichi_Rants29 September 2014 at 02:45
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Yuichi_Rants29 September 2014 at 02:46
Joe makes close to a thousand or more on twitch subs alone, not even counting his youtube income. He is Corporate Commander.
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Adrian Dezendegui13 October 2014 at 07:41
Fuck this racist blog, why dont you go back to Europe and take the other enthnocentrtic Confused Matthew with you.

As a Hispanic Im mad at these racist comments against Mexicans
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Destiny - AngryJoe's Post-Review Discussion

When I saw this video I thought it might actually be something constructive that Joe had done, but you know what, it's basically Joe showing us part of a discussion him and Delrith were having. He even said this himself, it wasn't anything organized it was spontaneous and he just decided to record it and upload it. And is this going to be a thing, Joe randomly having his neckbeard buddy appearing on the show from now on. And what was up with that look that Delrith had, he looks like he's gonna murder someone. Maybe he heard everybody calling him a neckbeard, that or a ~~Muslim~~ (Politically sensitive joke removed).

Those eyes...

With that out of the way, let's talk about the actual video. Joe does make valid points about Destiny but it's just the tone in which he says it, a long story short Joe and the neck beard rant for a while on the game and basically say that Bungie has no clue how to make games and that they know how the game "should" have been made. It would be alright if they said this calmly but they had a dead serious tone the whole time which just shows how big their ego's are. And how can the video be called a discussion when it's just them two agreeing with what each other says, it's like they blow each other though knowing that Joe is single and it's mostly dude's on his show you could say that it's a possibility. See saved you from reading paragraphs, would you rather I bullet point it?

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That's what happens when two friends talk, all they do is agree with each other

Because the neck beards are taking over

Because it's currently popular to go with the trends and hate on the game, that's the type of guy Joe is

Yeah, Delrith's looking like the guy from Blade

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Yuichi_Rants29 September 2014 at 02:43
Good old queen of the neck beard Delrith. He lets us all know how awesome he is by having that first place in back ground from a while ago and then spews out, Dhur we want alien weapons it not so hard to balance them", of course coming to this conclusion based on his years of game development...oh wait.
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Terry Brandstrom1 October 2014 at 04:11
Pretty cool that Joe let Sasquatch on his show. I wonder if he gave him any beef jerky.
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Wednesday 24 September 2014

Destiny Angry Review

Angry Joe may have criticized many parts of this game but he is basically saying everything all other gamers and news outlets have already said because he plagiarized other reviewers articles. He even pointed this out himself on twitter, he does rant a lot in this review and it is warranted but he should have took a breath and thought it out before acting like a child who lost his candy. He says that when you meet the queen that it's setting stuff up which will be sold for DLC even though it's gonna be a public event so he's wrong on that one. He's just stating his opinion with no facts to back it up, he wastes so much time in this review stating the obvious pandering to the idiots with a lack of common sense.

Taking what he said into account he still didn't mention may crucial facts about the game that people wanted to hear about, I'll bullet point them for convenience.

Barely mentioned the multiplayer
Didn't mention the public events
Didn't mention game modes
Didn't mention different weapon types
Vehicles, something he complained about in his interview but didn't mention in his review
Different enemy types
The console differences
The Free Updates

He was expecting the game to be something that never was, if he thought the games main focus was supposed to be clans, story, and the lore he is a fool. The games focus is playing with your friends and having fun, nothing else and it succeeds with flying colors in that regard.

But in the end of the day you could say it's a flawed game, but it's still fun to play and everyone keeps coming back. Everyone was expecting it to be the new Halo and it wasn't so they just hated on the game without realizing what is was, Joe is one of these people and is just going with the flow. A 6/10 may be justified in some cases but it deserves more than that since it's a pretty damn good game and people were expecting the wrong thing.

Also notice how Joe is advertising the PS4 console by placing it in clear view when he's on the couch, and how he's using the PS4 version for the review. He's been jumping on the bandwagon again.

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Need anything more be said

Someone who has seen the light

Exactly, this guy get's this game and understands that Joe is a retard.a

Because 12 year old retards, that's why

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Terry Brandstrom24 September 2014 at 18:55
Joe also fucked over Destiny players by revealing the Murder Cave of Wonders to his massive audience. Now watch it get patched. Also it is official now that Joe is a bandwagon jumping Sony Pony.
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harryvdlaan28 September 2014 at 16:08
I actually thought Joe was being his classic old self for once again finally. This seemed honest frustration with another terrible game which was hyped like crazy. I support him on this one even though I still hate his sellout ass
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Sunday 21 September 2014

21/09/2014 - Twitter Madness

Well it's that time of the week again, no not getting ass raped by a clown but it's Twitter Madness. Anyhow Joe's been going ape shit on Twitter because he's having a meltdown over everyone asking him for video's.

What an idiot, how can he take any game media website seriously when they don't even review games properly!

Money faggory ahoy!

He got the review out one week after he said he would

Editing 12 hours straight my ass, he's just picking a number from his ass, what a tool!

What a fucking retard, can't he do anything right?

Wait he had it done and re-did the review because he didn't like it, what the hell is wrong with him!

Uhm, yay?

Well that was it for the week, stay tuned for the destiny review post.

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harryvdlaan28 September 2014 at 16:10
ROFL I KNEW IT
Joe is gay for brad pitt!! what a fucktard xd
Troy was pretty horrible outside of some fights
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Monday 15 September 2014

AngryJoe Plays Destiny - Pre-Review Impressions

Is this going to become the norm for Joe, talking about a game for a couple of minutes then showing a long ass let's play session, because it seems like that's what he's going for. Also he's playing Destiny on the PS4 because he's shilled out to hashimoto, that and he's a faggot. Basically it's him summarizing what he liked and what he didn't like about Destiny, though he could have said the game is basically firefight from Halo except an entire game. And in the actual review he'll probably yap his mouth off as usual instead of summarizing his sentences, and this is why people still say Joe is such an amateur at anything video game related. We'll just have to wait and see how he messes up in the actual review so in the meantime check out the comments below:

A typical Angry Army faggot response, maybe if Joe took that stick out of his ass then he could get some stuff done but as usual he let's his dick riding fanboys do all the work for him.

Reviews take time dude but we all know that Joe will take his sweet ass time as usual

I think this guys onto something

It seems like this guy has cleaned Joe's dick a couple of times already, what a total retard

I'm pretty sure that this actually happened, Photoshopped images coming soon

Well that was his Pre-Review Impressions video, now wasn't that bore fest fun, if you said no then well done you get a golden star. If you said yes you can just go to the nearest hospital and get butt fucked by the Mexican janitor with a funny eye and an eye patch because reasons. And just like the Archfiend, have a nice day everyone, fucking idiot.

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Terry Brandstrom19 September 2014 at 20:19
The funny thing about this is Joe pretending on Twitter like he's the one who came up with the "Traveler is evil" hypothesis when it was actually some chick on Kotaku who did rofl.
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The Pro Lesi19 September 2014 at 23:39
Its really amazing how many effor you put into a blog what only a few reads. So You doing this since March 16.

That was 189 Days ago. You got 100 PAGE views per day. Less than 100 people visiting your blog. And I'm not counting refreshing the page You ain't gonna change anything. You can continue you hate-speech against somebody You clearly dont like. But you know what. Continue that. Reply me in an offending/douchy way... or just ignore me.. This is the last time I visited this page... Ops.. You just lost 1% off your views... or maybe more. Bye. Enjoy your life
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Nqmam ime21 September 2014 at 13:53
Wow, that's the most childish and juvenile website, full of 12 year olds with anger issues going through puberty I've ever seen.
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harryvdlaan29 September 2014 at 14:32
he is just exposing what a low life, lieing son of a bitch that fat fucker really is.

He isnt a champion for gamers against the corporations, he is stabbing us all in the back while making thousands of dollars.

fuck him and his gay little 'army'
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