Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Hitman Agent 47 Angry Movie Review

Another dumb bunch of rambling with no coherent structure. These film reviews get worse and worse. They remind me of a bunch of irritating people sitting behind me in the cinema chomping junk food and making idiotic comments. And it's boring to boot, a long and boring video isn't what someone wants to watch, they want to watch a video that has actual effort put into it and not a stupid vlog that even your grandma can do. Heck, does anybody else think that these movie reviews would really benefit from a few dramatized skits here and there, just like how he usually does for his video game reviews? 

And remember, whenever you say "I don't remember anything about the first movie except that they fucked it up" you lose your credibility. Why are they surprised that a movie based on a video game was bad?


Ask yourself this question:




·                     Would rather waste 1 hour and a half watching the movie.
·                     Or would you rather watch 30 hours of a manchild complaining about said movie.
·                     Neither.



Joe said the story in Equilibrium sucked...u wot m8? He can't be serious, there was more to that movie that action scenes, but then again what did you expect from Joe of all people. There's also a lot of Delrith hate in the comments section again, that guy just can't catch a break. 


Comments:




They should stick him in Amish Mafia.


Me neither.

Man, that's deep.
Let the hate flow through you.

Hur Dur hur hur...

Fucking Italians!

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Playing Beethoven's moonlight sonata in the background while trying to resist the urge to wash my eyes with bleach as i skim through this helps conveying the sense of tragedy in this video. Complaining that a movie based on a videogame is terrible, are back in the 90s?
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FACT: Niggers in Baltimore are more likely to go to prison by age 19 than graduate high school.
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Wow. That's......astonishing. -_-
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Watch 30 hours of a guy talking about said movie? Are you fucking retarded. You have to be. You don't look over your shit before you post it? And people are supposed to take you seriously? I can totally see you over there banging away on your keyboard with a semi softy looking like an absolute dickstain. The time stamp says 12:58. So this is your life huh dude. Couldn't wait till morning to do this? What a mother fucking loser.
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FACT: Spoony sucks e-mailed me asking if i would let him suck my dick for 20$. Hell i emailed him back and said he can do it for free.

Im black asshole. So this is who you attract at this site. Racist, retarded homosexual children. Got it.
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You forgot to mention you are borderline autist, and I say borderline because you can't count cards in Vegas so being a nigger and a borderline autist is a result of you drawing the short straw of life. Don't be mad bruh.
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Do you talk to your mother like that when she's fingerbanging you while your dad sit's on your face deepthroating you? I think not...
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Do you talk like that with your mouth full of fried chicken, watermelon and purple drank? I think not...
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Yes i do. Its easy to talk while eating or dranking. But very hard when you have a cock in your mouth i hear. Judging by the faggot replies you give .. im guessing you don't have the time to talk gurgling on all that cracka spunk. Shit i can smell yo spunk breath through the como screen that shit so nasty.
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A wise man must learn from defeat. Fishy has won.
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Funny fishy called people a bunch of key board warriors yet here he is being one. Hypocrisy much.
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Keyboard is one word. Im not gonna waste my time with uneducated losers who don't even know proper definitions or words. Look up keyboard warrior as well.
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Awww did I made you look in the mirror and realize how sad you are. Yes you are a keyboard warrior, and have shown us you are some 12 yr old who takes mommy and daddy money to piss away for your senpai Joe. Keep posting because every time you do you prove us right.
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Nope... keep trying Mr. Blogger.
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Omg Josh is that you, do you still think me and the blogger are the same. Wow dude I knew you where sad but making another account, wow pathetic.
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There's that senpai word again. Are all of you the blogger. I mean i started coming here yesterday and can already tell most of you are the blogger. Ive read through comments and noticed that some of you never speak to one another lol. And everybody else pretty much has answered each other one way or another. Take you for example. You and Mr. Shillcock have never spoken. Alt account huh.
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Wow Josh you sad, now you stalking. You are truly pathetic. Nothing a pathetic loser like you says will ever mean anything. Not just in this blog, but your real life too. I am sure you have figured that out by now though and that's why you rage here. Your reading comprehension is off as I said senpai earlier but not in the response. Again very sad. Keep posting though because you always prove our points.
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I am definitely not that guy. If i said i wouldn't come back i wouldn't reply fucking 10 seconds later to you losers. Im going off the autist insults and the senpai you fucker's throw around. You and him i've also noticed don't hurl faggot responses to people. . Did you switch accounts my nigga and gonna try to prove i am not tha dude. I can't wait. Keep trying yuichi_rants. You can do it!
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While i wait for da bus to go to work peoples test Josh's theory out. That's what i did. I picked 5 posts to randomly read to gets a feel for this dude. Saw Josh's accusations and then went back and read 5 more with comments 30+. These niggas never speak to one another. Even back in 2014 when dis shit started. His theory is 100% accurate. Yuichi_rants and Mr. Shillcock have never spoken. In over a year. That's odd isn't it.
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Aww shit nigga you waitnin on that buss to get dat money. I feel yah dawg. Hard making dat chedda at McDs yo. Dont forget to make sure you gots dat order right cause you know niggas be hatin when dey order wrong. Shiz nigga fuc bitces and make monies nigga.

Yeah I never understand what you type because that is what you type like. Ok here is a fun conspiracy game for you. I will keep it simlpe because you do not seem to bright. Josh said he is done with this blog(for like the10th time) then suddenly you show up after activating your account this month. So by your own messed up logic, which is probably attune to your lack of education judging by the way you type and act, you are Josh. I would say more but it would go over your head. Now be the good boy and reply with more nonsense. Also if you are trying to troll on a troll blog you are very said. Riding the coat tail of someone else would make you Delrith. Keep flipping them burgers because someone has to work those minimum wage jobs. That is until some idiots make minimum wage $15 and you find out how easily replaced with a computer you are. Then again still need someone to make the burger so there is hope. I look forward to your post. Dance for me puppet.
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Here's an even better conspiracy game my nigga. I am not that dude. But here is something i found that's even better. After researching the bloggers name i found out the nigga runs 2 other blogs. 1. translating that fucking white boy shit japanimation. 2. a blog entitled Spoonyone sucks or whateva. I read 20 posts so far.Josh accused the blogger of being 3 different people. Lets look at some facts honkey.

Yuichi is a popular name used in japanimation. A little research will show you this. Coincidence? Then there is the fact you nigga's never talk. Not once man, in a mother fucking year.Coincidence? Then there is the fact you didnt even use the bloggers name when accused to make it sound even more convincing. Then there is also tha fact you and Spoony_Sucks never say a word either. You also only seem to comment when people are tearing the blogger a new one. Coincidence? That you just so happen to show up when he's gettin his arse reamed.

Spoony_sucks. Tha name of the blog he runs. Self explanatory. Any genius can figure that fucking shit out. You two also never speak in 20 posts. Coincidence?

Dani filth. Don't know who this satan worshipping faggot ass nigga was but after some research he based out of the U.K. That's also where the blogger resides. Coincidence? And after that dude Josh proved he wasn't who he claimed to be. He's never been heard of. Coincidence?


And before you call a nigga uneducated, I thinks you needs to read your own fucking shit my nigga. Was that enough dancing?
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Good good puppet. Make sure boss doesn't catch you on phone. They always be hatin on a nigga. Again your post proves my points. Keep dancing. There are strings on you.
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Smell ya later Mr. Blogger. Gots ta drop off my son at his baby mama's. Then pick up my girl and take her out. Have fun dancing for me puppet ass white bread.
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Enjoy your pretend life. Taking what I am saying shows us all how pathetic, racist, and sad your life is. I am sure your girl love riding the bus with you. I know Josh you just love us all here. This nigga persona of yours is sad.
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Now where have i seen dis shit before? Oh i know. Almost word for word what ya cockmaster blogger has written. Using your own logic against you Mr. Blogger will get you nowhere. I called ya out and then u try to claim imma different person. U keep responding but wanna call me a puppet? Lol. You one crazy cracka. I ride tha bus ta work dumbass. Live in New York and work's a mile away. I own a car. Do you Mr. Blogger seing that you unemployed and all? Shit nigga. Accept defeat and move on. Yo ass got got!
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Good good let the hate flow through you Josh. Shit nigga no one got got yos. Look you're posting while supposedly out wit you girl. Shit nigga keep your story straight.
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My girl cancelled mother fucker. Couldn't find a sitter. Keep replyin my man. You not lookin like a desperate ass nigga or nuthin. Didn't even try to deny you tha blogger. The proof is too much to deny. Shit i would at least try ta deny tha shit. But ya know if ya tried 2 hard peeps would check that shit out. Come on reply again my nigga. Keep showing everybody how you niggas talk alike as well ya dumbass. Man. Id hate to be yo ass Mr. Blogger.
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Sure she canceled. So stealing what I am saying again. To bad your education will never be anything higher for you to create an original come back that is not stolen from someone else. Keep thinking you have a brain Josh when all you are is a puppet. Shit ass nigga yo.
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Like i said. Desperate nigga.
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Oh and it's too bad. You keep talkin that shit bout edumacation. Lol. What a fuckin loser. Prove that me and that nigga are the same person. Using my insults again huh. It's ok. We can tell yous unedumacated.
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Awww did the bitch nigga give up cuz the evidence was too much 2 handle. Don't wanna draw attention to the obvious eh Mr. Shillhock. Ok. It's not like anyone can't go back and see Yuichi_Rants never posts first or on every post but there you are on his recent post proving my points. Bitch ass cracka's i swear.
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Ahh yet again you prove my points and have an unhealthy love for me. You see in your uneducated mind you have set yourself up to "win" no matter what. I am not even gonna explain to you what I was doing because you are clearly a sociopath. Look it up if you can read. I have posted first on other but you just wanna win on the Internet because your life sucks Josh. Glad you kept posted tho because you have proven no matter what we do in life we will always be better than you.
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Im not Josh ya fucking idiot. You'll never be better than me jackass. And the fact ya keep responding shows ya have nothing better in life. Nice fuckin try Mr. Blogger. Your own fucked up logic is used against ya once more. When will ya learn nigga that you are dealin with a someone on a whole notha level. Keep replyin man. Nigga U are proving me right with every reply. Ya try to hard. What'd ya say bout gettin trolled on a troll blog. Can i read. Man you grasping Nigga. You'll reply again cuz dis is all ya gots.
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I'm pretty sure the spunk your smelling is coming from your rectum since apparently you have your head so far up your own ass. I gotta commend you for risking back pain for your art though. I don't always commend AJSA faggots, but when I do, its because they manage to stick their heads up their own ass with ease. *golf clap*
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Damn nigga. You need some help cracker ass cracka. You in love with the booty holes and shit mans. Fuck nigga get some pussy. That shit will change yo life man. See their is a difference between me and yous, ill be with my girl tomorrow and you will be here whacking it to those fucked up faggot fantasies you got stored up in that shit cell you call a brain. Fuck you loser. Catch ya ass on the flipside ya heard.
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You mean you will be with Delrith tomorrow. Or your hand. In any case it's nice to know there's love inside the AJSA ranks. I'm all pro-love. Good on you man. The rest of your moronic rant, now that's another story but that's my fault, I just can't read jive and ebonics.
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Look at this dickless nigger deleting his comments like a bitch.
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Nigger? White boy you just another honkey keyboard warrior. You wouldn't be talkin all that smack with me in ya face. Pussy ass would be in the hospital after i made ya my bitch. It's ok racist. Good luck with the virginity. Im sure if ya asked The Donald he'd perform those elaborate gay fantasies on ya and bust that ass wide open and yo cherry would go pop. Ask him. Im sure with a little money he'd go down town on ya.
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Fishy is on a roll about projecting gay fantasies after watching magic mike over 8999 times. Better watch out, even though Delrith is your little neckbearded pony that you ride all day long he might get jealous if he knows you want Channing Tatum's D.
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Damn Donald! What a burn. XD
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I'm having a ball just from getting a rise out of this Joe Hoe.
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I'm having a ball just from getting a rise out of this Joe Hoe.
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I'm really starting to regret reading some of the comments on this post.
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Whoa. Ok.
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So now it's post whatever comes to your mind right away, heck you don't even edit your work?
30 hours???
Yeah um im going to go for a walk outside, you should join me
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Oh please. He makes one slight typo on his post. Not that big of a deal. If you used common sense its obvious he meant minutes not hours.
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And? If he wants to be taken seriously then he needs to understand that people won't if he can't even edit his own work
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That would imply I want to be taken seriously.
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My nigga's its been da bomb seeing how pathetic you all have it. My lil bro's on da bus and i gots to go to work and actually do something ya know. I suggest you try it some time. Yall nigga's keep arguing like lil bitches. Check ya later mother sucka's.
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Man shut the fuck up about you having a life. We all have lives dumbass. Its just we spend at most 20 min. or so on reading/commentating on this blog. Hell even you seem to be caught up in it , noticing how active you are bitching about others bitching on this blog.
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Tuff is right looool.


XD
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Dude, if you hate him so badly. Why you keep watching his video? You can stop now. No one force you to watch. I hate him as well. But I'm not going to write a blog like this. I still watch his game Review for entertainment.
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He watches Joe's videos everyday so he can supply more content for his blog. And I must say there are fairly interesting and hilarious blog posts in this blog.
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@alex you are definitely right.

but then again,like tuff said,there are some hilarious blog posts.

it'll be worth it since angry joe is reviewing too much movies and not games.

" I still watch his game Review for entertainment."

good luck man,it's mostly movies that joe is currently reviewing right now.....
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Tuff, even I do admit this blog is kinda hilarious but Ciaran Hillock went too far when he say anyone who watch anime in their thirties should kill themselves. I don't care if he joking but for me, that went too far. He gotta be very careful what he saying or he'll lose this blog websites.

Satoshi. Lol, I don't actually care for his movie reviews anymore. I really prefer Angry Joe doing the movie reviews alone. His Movie reviews are shit now. But if he wants to do movie reviews, that fine with him. It his channel after all. I would rather watch Jeremyjahn. That guy's movie reviews are the best. 



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