AngryJoe Previews Total War: Warhammer!

Shit eating grin.

Man, another video that Joe's fan base doesn't care about this. It's like he wants people to hate him, just take a look at the comments section and you'll see what I mean. And when Joe says he got an "exclusive" he really means he let the developers pee in his butthole, what don't you believe me? Joe also says the review will be out by weekend, what game is he talking about? I mean he could have easily said anything but no, he just thinks everyone already knows what he's talking about. How stupid can this guy get?

This was also recorded at the start of this month, this is probably the thing he left Texas for. As for the video, it's freaking 44 minutes long, and it's very boring, that's all you need to know. It's a generic Total War game and Joe's getting all hyped up for nothing, it also takes 10 minutes for the battle to start and then again it's only interesting to people who have never played an RTS in their life. I watched ten minutes of this tripe and couldn't be bothered getting through the rest, don't watch this video and let your voice be heard.

And I love how Joe takes over a whole month to put out a 30 minute review, it's like he's sitting on his ass getting donations over on Twitch......on wait that is what he's doing instead of working on making reviews. I smell Jew gold. And I can' believe that Joe has the gall to upload a raw session without editing it to make it watchable, he should have made a 5-10 minute video showing off the game's new features...you know, putting some effort into making a video instead of being a lazy Mexican. He'll go no where if he keeps this up.

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A poser does what a poser does.

Joe don't know shit.

He probably meant they'd being doing something that's not his workload.

B-but the let's plays...

He got fat.

This is so true.

This comment is so true.

A joke that'll stand the test of time.

AngryJoe Previews Divinity: Original Sin 2!

Another video of Angry Joe sucking a developer's trouser snake, Angry Joe is on a roll when it comes (literally) to shilling shady developers who drop by his house. Apparently Joe is the first guy who's previewing this game (as if much people care) for all the pseudo hipsters on the internet. It's basically the developer showing Joe and the world how the game works and a little about the world, it's not very interesting and pretty boring as it's just one big long segment that will put you to sleep. Joe also said Divinity Original Sin 1 was a great game, I think he meant to say heavily flawed game. Did I say this video is boring? I'd rather watch the longue on GameSpot than this video, because there they actually sound competent to a point. 

Random bald guy.

Random bald guy.

Outside of sucking the developers dick, this is what Joe should have said if he really was the people's champion/voice of the people:

They had a kickstarter for their first game which I understand, it was a really big and ambitious project, but it came out all nice and clean I'll give them that. But why start a kickstarter for their second game? Are they seriously that low on funds to host a new project? What happened? The first game was basically funded with the kickstarter and revenue from the sales thereafter, but honestly don't they have any money left to get Divinity OS2 going without kickstarter? I'll tell you why, because it's a fucking safety net so they don't have to waste any their money. I don't see why Joe doesn't have a problem with this, he should be calling them out on their bullshit instead of taking it in the ass like a little bitch.

Anyway, that's just my two pence on the whole matter. What do you guys think?

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More like AngryJewShow.

More like AngryJewShow.

Because incompetence.

Because incompetence. 

He eat sleeps conquers repeats late night gaming.

He eat sleeps conquers repeats late night gaming.

Because they can force you to pay for it all over again.

Because they can force you to pay for it all over again.

Take a guess.

Captain obvious.

Exactly, the first game has a ton of problems.

Exactly, the first game has a ton of problems. 

I doubt Angry Joe even knows about this, we should message him on all platforms to raise awareness. Here's the link: http://afsp.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=792266

I doubt Angry Joe even knows about this, we should message him on all platforms to raise awareness. Here's the link: http://afsp.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=792266

Fuck, don't give him ideas.

Fuck, don't give him ideas.

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DonaldTrump201629 August 2015 at 03:50

I can't even anymore.
Vote me for president, I'll make sure to deport him back to a taco stand in Mexico next to all other cholos.

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evakee1529 August 2015 at 03:56

You should shave your hair looks like your wearing a dog

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DonaldTrump201629 August 2015 at 04:06

My hair is a proud patriot just like me.

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evakee1529 August 2015 at 03:55

You have clearly not been following these Devs have you?
They went to kickstarter for the second game because the fans wanted them to. 
With the original they had to delay the game several times to encorporate the feedback they had received from the backers. This time they already have the funds to make the game, the kickstarter goal is very small for what they would want to achieve so the purpose of this one is to give people a chance to get the game cheaper if they want to while also being able to give them feedback which made the original game very popular. So no it's not because they want money and greed but rather the fans want them to so they can keep adding to the sequel.

Which makes it disapointing when someone just looks at the front cover and yells scam. Heck even Joe wrote in the description that it's not a paid for promotion but something he wants to do.

Speaking of which Joe has found out something today which will change his life, you may laugh at it but it's still serious all and all. So he has Keratoconus now if you want to make another article which talks about this

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Ethan Staub29 August 2015 at 05:32

Hmm i don't know man, just because he says he's not trying to promote it for greedy reasons doesn't make it 100% lie free in my opinion. since i know that Joe has been known to lie in the past i can't trust everything he says. I'm not trying to be biased against Joe, i just don't have a lot of faith in his word anymore.

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SPOONY SUCKS29 August 2015 at 06:32

How much is he getting paid to shill for their tasteless kickstarter scheme?

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Jitterdoomer29 August 2015 at 09:04

Hey Ciaran, I found another alternative to Angry Joe aside from Angry Centaur Gaming that is similar to Angry Joe, his name is Aaron Strange. The link for his channel is:

https://www.youtube.com/user/aaronthestrangeone?

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Jitterdoomer29 August 2015 at 19:06

What is the Random Bald Guy's name? Don't tell me that he's from EA or Ubisoft.

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