Looks like Angry "feed me Seymour" Joe is at it again, this time it took him over a week to pump out a review because well let's face it he's fucking lazy. that and streaming on Twitch for the dollar dollar is more important to him.
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| He's right you know |
But let's get to the actual review: he's basically waited a week to test the waters and see what the general opinion of the game is, but he gave it a 5/10 so fanboys wouldn't be that pissed off. But the worst thing is that Joe plagiarized (can't remember the link) some dudes entire Reddit post, even referencing it in the video. Heck the dude brought this up on Twitter and so did a few others on the net. But does anyone care? Fuck no because this is mah beaner Joe we are talking about, purest of the pure! This fat fuck can't do anything by himself, it's shameful.
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| This guy get's it |
And in the end Angry Joe doubles back and gives the game a 5/10. According to his score that makes it an average game, well that just goes to show you his scoring system is fucked up because this game sure as hell isn't a 5/10 or average. Word to the wise: You can shine a piece of shit and made it golden but that doesn't change the fact that it's a piece of shit.
To be honest, he was right. He plagiarized? Well, i can let this slide, at least he plagiarized something good. He was too lazy to come up with something with his own words.
ReplyDeleteIt's an overhyped shit, a mining simulator. Sure, i don't really like Jose, but when he's right about something, i give him at least that, just like Dirk did in the past. Hell, even Hillary tells the truth sometimes. But of course that doesn't change the fact that she's a corporate shill.
DeleteAnd it was funny how he included only one tiny clip with his blonde bitch. Lol. He knows she has the charisma of a dry rag.
ReplyDeleteWhat a retarded burrito-biatch!
ReplyDeleteHe whines all review long which should mean he thinks its a bad game, just to turn around in the end and say its average... He is becoming sooooo afraid of corporate commander its sickening.
lol he makes no reference to playstation at all. if this was xbox and his no man's sky xbox one console exclusive game was crashing he'd be shitting all over xbox and microsoft lol. also 5/10? should be lower
ReplyDeleteCan't think of anything I would rather NOT watch more than that shit.
ReplyDeleteI've put over 30 hours into this game and I have enjoyed most of them. Sure, some parts are certainly disappointing but that does not mean that this is a horrible game. I would give it a 7/10.
ReplyDeleteYeah, whatever you say man. I'm also a vegetarian, polish cuck living in England and I love cocks in me mouth.
DeleteToss a salad
DeleteIn this one thing I'll agree with Joe on, and that's 5/10 should be the mid way point or average. Calling 7/10 average is dumb since this is not an academic work and theres no "ONE WAY" to make a great or fun game. That kind of thinking is why games have genericized so badly the past couple of gens.
ReplyDeleteI tend to look at the out of 10 score as something that should be more like a pain chart. 5 is some paint, but nothing crippling or all too persistent, 10 is you're feeling great and no pain, and 1 is God help me I'm dying! Now from person to person, some flaws are more ignorable than others, so that five could be great if the hiccups never come off as grading to you. The wonders of different tastes and all that.