Joe says he's stretched to the limit with their current schedule, guess why they are behind: Joe is being lazy and claims the skits in his reviews are what takes most of the time working on reviews which is total bullshit. Joe says he has depression which is also bullshit. Muh depression muh YouTube is hard work. Grow a spine and admit that you are a lazy fuck Joe.
He claims that he wants 2017 to be a clean slate even though he said the same things last year, and all we got from that was a big load of shit. He claims reviews have never had negative comments which just goes to show that he doesn't even read the comments section at all. Joe even admitted that movie reviews are easy, the first truthful thing he has said in a long while.
This is what he wants to do monthly:
4 movie reviews a month (1 a week)
2 reviews a month
Wants more let's plays
More twitch
Promotional videos
board games
Vlogs (claims the fat fuck Boogie influenced him, in other words told him)
Twitch is their only source of happiness I mean money, won't stop at it. Joe will buy every game twice for console impressions which is plain stupid and we know he won't do it. He has the gall to claim he is a variety channel as he will not making a second channel for all the crap he makes which is way more content but it's not just reviews just crap.
And I forgot to post this article weeks ago but I forgot about it, whoops.
Angry Joe live streamed his reaction to the American Election results, much to his viewers dismay he wore a trump hat and gushed as he came out for some reason. He later went nuts on twitter, posting all kind of stuff trying to defame Trump and ruin his reputation. Posting content from meme tier political websites that can't be trusted, as expected from someone who does not know what they speak of.
He swung insults left and right to all members of the political spectrum, even lashing out against the Democrats on Twitter. Even admitting that Hilary's email scandal lost her the election. But I'm guessing she lost the election because ANGRY JOE VOTED FOR HER!
Heck he even retwetted a Hitler and Donald Trump comparison, literally no argument whatsoever.
I wonder if he's talking about his ex girlfriend Megamanda here, probably is seeing as he's still butt hurt over her. Angry Joe probably couldn't handle it, that's why he started drinking like a real beaner.
He should stick to videogames, he really has no clue what he's talking about. I mean he tried to say that most people who voted for trump are poor ass uneducated white people, really? He's just as bad as those Hilary supporters who spew all kinds of vile shit. But you want to know what the funny thing is? Most of his viewers are probably white males. Here's a quote from Joe: "Obama's a muslim....as if that's a bad thing". Typical regressive leftist piece of shit. Jose is grasping at straws with shit like this and his "kill Obama" segment he had in that video he made. He'll harp on that but will ignore the thousands of people (black lives matter) screaming "Kill White people" on twitter, reddit, tumblr etc. I think manbaby Joe should stick to video games before he gets his ass handed to him again.
Looks like the hungry hippo's known as Angry "fuck my shit up" Joe and Chloe Moretz have finally done a crossover. Isn't that what you would expect on the Angry Joe Show? Yeah, didn't think so. There's a lot of things wrong with this video but the most glaring one is that Joe is now trying to push the political agenda of Feminism and Hilary Clinton with this video and what he's posting in the comments section. You can see it below:
That's right, Angry Joe has taken the next step forward to becoming a nu-male cuck, I can't wait until he starts accepting immigrants into his home to be more progressive. Oh wait I forgot to say that Chloe "career killer" Mortez is in this video. If there was one cross over I would want to see it would be this:
A match made in heaven. And I know she does this jokingly, probably thinking she is some fragile cute girl and this will look funny. But she actually looks like she could beat up Joe. Those shoulders, those hands, those pythons. Honestly she could probably take Joe in a fight, in a paid promotion by Alienware or on the street.
I mean hell have you see what Angry Joe has become? He's been packing on the pounds lately, I guess all those seven dollar meals are getting to him. Also seeing as this video is part of Broforce's Alienware paid promotional campaign which Chloe Mortez has been a part of with YouTube Gaming it's only naturally that Angry "beaner" Joe was a part of this sellout. That's it for this time, back sometime in the future. Peace out.
Well it looks like overweight Ortega has done it again, he's went and burned his fat "gaying" finger. Get it? Because he shoves it up Other Joe's and Delrith's ass, heh heh. Whatever. Also it seems that Angry Joe has been releasing lots of content recently, none of that being worth your time. Well maybe the we wuz Mafia and Shit 3 review but honestly most of what he's released is a big steaming pile of shit. I mean since his YouTube rant he's released:
4 Let's play video's
8 Reaction video's
1 Review
And a few random video's that you don't really need to worry about except this:
What expression is he trying to convey?
That's right: Pie Face! Clearly the first thing that comes to mind when you think Angry Joe, right? I mean who is this video aimed at? Seeing at it's from his Twitch streams it's for his autistic 12 year old audience. Oh and the sucks blog got taken down twice in the span of a month. What else is new?
Looks like Frustrated Fernando is at it again, this time his jimmies have been rustled by YouTube's new copyright system which gives the power to the people. I don't see why he's so Angry, now we can mass flag his video's and cause him to cry a river of delicious Mexican tears. Oh wait, that is why he's angry.
This is what lit a fire under his smelly ass, someone claimed his meme response video to YouTube heroes. Serves him right, he thinks he can take on the big dogs without any fight back. Smelly dumb beaner scum. Trump 2016. Theses are good times indeed. I advise all of you to go an mass flag Angry Joe's video's for the lulz, I bet his reaction with be glorious. And what's with all these video's lately? Joe is trying to portray himself as the underdog (he looks like a dog though) taking on the big evil meanie corporations yet again. Oh the irony. This coming from a guy who shills like no tomorrow and get's lots of peso's from multiple revenue sources.
Looks like flustered fernado is going blind! First Total Biscuit gets cancer and now this! They are getting what they deserve, hahahaha! Cry me a river! Though seriously this only means that Joe is going to have to wear a pair of glasses, oh boo hoo. In the video Joe made it seem like he was dying from cancer or some shit like that, did he really need to go and make this video? The answer is yes because he's going to flood his channel with let's plays and other shit that isn't fucking reviews because fuck you I need eye surgery. He would be pumping out a review every week if he wasn't sucking some old dues shriveled cock on Twitch for jew gold.
And how can he go this long having known eye problems and never get glasses or contact lenses. Is he some kind of insecure faggot? Does he really think glasses are going to seriously ruin his image or something? Bitch please.
Also in other news YouTube has changed their policies and can use monetization against you if you don't follow their rules or some shit. Anyway's the low down is that Joe may become a dare I say a "victim" of these new measures as they target people who use bad language and are generally an asshole so you is probably going to be crying a river of tears pretty soon. I've got my popcorn ready, have you?
Looks like Angry "feed me Seymour" Joe is at it again, this time it took him over a week to pump out a review because well let's face it he's fucking lazy. that and streaming on Twitch for the dollar dollar is more important to him.
He's right you know
But let's get to the actual review: he's basically waited a week to test the waters and see what the general opinion of the game is, but he gave it a 5/10 so fanboys wouldn't be that pissed off. But the worst thing is that Joe plagiarized (can't remember the link) some dudes entire Reddit post, even referencing it in the video. Heck the dude brought this up on Twitter and so did a few others on the net. But does anyone care? Fuck no because this is mah beaner Joe we are talking about, purest of the pure! This fat fuck can't do anything by himself, it's shameful.
This guy get's it
And in the end Angry Joe doubles back and gives the game a 5/10. According to his score that makes it an average game, well that just goes to show you his scoring system is fucked up because this game sure as hell isn't a 5/10 or average. Word to the wise: You can shine a piece of shit and made it golden but that doesn't change the fact that it's a piece of shit.
Like a broken record Angry Joe has yet again began to bitch and moan when he can't make money off someone else's content on YouTube. First his Rogue One trailer reaction got flagged, since he couldn't monetize it he removed the video and edited it so he could make money. But he had further problems and had to get those copyright claims on his video's removed by sending his army of trolls on Twitter at the Sony Twitter handle. Yeah because he can't even do anything himself so he gets his littler army of pathetic fanboys to do it for him. Slurp slurp.
Get a load of his tone on this tweet, sounds like an order.
Except half of the time they are bot's and not actual people you dimwit, Joe probably thinks the whole world is out to get him.
And here he is celebrating because he got it removed and now he can make all of the jew gold he wants off the video. But you are probably wondering about a post about the actual meme reaction video's? Where is it Dirk? Well I can't be arsed watching them as I've got better things to do with watch an idiot on the internet act like a fucking monkey with a banana up his asshole.
I won't even write anything, check out the grilling Joe gets in the comments section:
Basically it comes down to Joe being nitpicky as fuck because there's no Superman, oh boo fucking who cry me a river Joe. Muh Superman, get over yourself.
Joe says Gal Gadot looks 100 percent as Wonder Woman, opinion 100 percent disregarded.
When Joe said "fighting for the Americans" when British soldiers were charging I wanted to kill myself. And he obviously doesn't know anything about WW1 with the Nazi comment he made. Hitler creates the Nazi party in the 30's after WW1, God, what a fucking idiot this guy is. He also needs to stop fucking calling those gatlin guns. They are MAXIM MACHINE GUNS, they replaced gatling guns. If it is not crank operated it is not a gatlin gun. Btw does Joe not understand that WW1 in Europe is supposed to have a grey overcast? It's not meant to be bright and happy. Did i just saw a black amazonian in the horse riding scene? What the actual hell? I won't even go into that bullshit. Also Joe had no reaction to this, nice to know he's a dirty liberal beaner scumbag. And why are you so focused on gender, Joe? Why does the fact she's a woman automatically make it "a movie for women and girls to look up to"? Was I not supposed to enjoy the other superheroes because they were men? That's absurd. "Oh the women are going to be cheering as they kick men ass!"... It seems that by trying to promote gender equality, you are actually promoting gender segregation. I don't care for a character's gender if that character is well made. In fact, trying to put gender on the forefront weakens the character. All that crap aside I can't believe he loved this trailer yet complained like a little bitch about the Justice League trailer. Shit taste confirmed.
Another movie review, yup the Angry Joe Movie Review Show gravy train is on a roll these days. Better get used to it. Joe calls himself a "Star Trek fan", yeah right. Sorry Joe but all the things you are praising for this movie are the exact reasons why I don't care for the new series. It is nothing but a pew pew bang bang action movie. And NOT the intellectual thinking man's Sci-fi. *tips fedora* And wtf joe this isnt even a review, its just you explaining the whole fucking movie, not even a spoiler warning or anything like that. Get a load of what Joe said: ".. when you think of Star Trek, you think of spaceships, exploration and of laser fights and phaser fights and all that other stuff...." I think he is confusing the frame story of the Star Trek universe with the actual idea what Star Trek is(should be) about, Gene would turn, probably did already, in his grave. Being the 50th Anniversary they should have included the Living Original Cast ... Nichelle Nicholes, George Takei, Walter Koeing, and William Shatner! But now the opportunity is lost... with the death Leonard Nimoy. Paramount has greenlit Star Trek 4... which will be time-travel story for Chris Pine's character of James Kirk who meets his father G. Kirk in the PAST!!! (How stupid can Paramount be???) And for the love of God somebody needs to tell Joe to stop reviewing movies and go back to games. Does anyone agree? Yeah I bet you do.
Is he right?
Oh and paedo Delrith is in this movie "review", uhm yay. Doesn't he have some furry related activities he should be doing. Sick fuck.
First a movie review and now a video game review, I guess it was to be expected of Joe as he needs all the movie related crap he can get his hands on these days. And now honestly, I can't be bothered watching this video because it's not interesting at all and I already know what to expect. A long, boring ass review where Joe acts like a complete retard to appease his 12 year old fanbase with terrible sketches you'd find in a porn parody. Does the game deserve the hate it gets? Yes. But does this warrant a full review when games like Overwatch and Uncharted 4 get on mini review, fuck no. The only reason Joe did a full review was because longer video's with him being "angry" gets him more views and more money, it's purely a business decision in the mind of a beaner who's sole purpose nowadays is to pay his bills.
And let's not forget how Joe is shoving his new whore he bought online from Sweden (yeah he donated and got people to pay for her to come to Texas) into his video's now because apparently a piece of ass will make you do things if you are a complete moron who thinks with his dick.
Found this on Reddit of all places, apparently Angry Joe has lost 80,000 subs in one day. According to http://vidstatsx.com/AngryJoeShow/youtube-channel on the 28th of last month Angry Joe Show is recorded with a GIANT 80,000 sub drop. You would have to be blind not to realize the amount of hate all his videos are starting to get in the comment section... The question remains... Why? I almost though this was because of all the bullshit Joe was getting up to but YouTube regularly cleans up spam, fake and terminated accounts.
The Doom review is too short and has many flaws, you don't need me to tell you that so here's someone from the AJSA pointing out the flaws.
In all honesty, the review was good, but let's face a few flaws:
1. It's pretty late, for whatever reason. Either he just did it as fan service because it was so requested, but nonetheless, it's simply too late and it's kinda pointless now.
2. It's basically, "it's a good game go get it!" with a few good reasons he told us as to why the game is good and why we should get it, but he didn't really go into depth
3. Length. It's pretty short, even for a such a simple game. True, you can't talk too much about this game, but as I said in my 2nd point, he could of gone a bit more into depth with it and give us really good reasons on why we should buy it and it's flaws. Maybe tho he didn't feel like it because he thought it was pointless making it too long for a game like this.
4. Multiplayer. He didn't talk about it at ALL, except "It's there and it's not good as other MP games, but it's still fun." It's still a big part of the game and he should of taken the time to talk about the mechanics there, maps and whatever else you can talk about. If he took time to properly talk about it's MP, it would add another 5 minutes to the video, making it almost a 20min review which would of made it almost perfect for a game like this.
However overall, I think it was a good review. It was pretty hilarious and what I like about it is he added lots of that classic AJ bullshit into it with horrible acting and shitty costumes and terrible effects lol, which adds lots of quirky humor into his review, so that was pretty good.
Tho personally, I don't think it's a review I would depend on if I'm thinking about buying the game. I would watch at least 1 or 2 more, specially because he totally ditched talking about multiplayer.
See, there's people doing my work for me now. Tehehe! Anyway let's get down to business: Angry Joe has taken the first step and closed comments and the like/dislike ratio on his latest paid promotion video. The only thing I've got to say is:
We'll see what happens from here on out as the internet reacts to Joe's drastic measures.
For some reason he makes fun that there hasn't been an angry review in 4 weeks, when in reality it's been much more than that because he's been doing rapid fire review. The dude can't even fact check his own work for Christ sake, how does he expect to make it in the big leagues? Oh, and he also brought back Corporate Commander and Evil Joe. Oh, joy! He also pushed this review out before Doom because he was ANGRY!
He says playing the game is like getting punched in the face, look at this amazing criticism...or rather lack thereof. The game should be banished according to Joe because it's the worst excuse for a video game all year, yeah because it's the bane of his existence. Joe clearly has only played a handful of games this year. Joe claims the game is worse than Operation Raccoon City which is objectively wrong, he clearly hasn't played that game, plus it's unfair to judge both games side by side. He complains about micro transactions which are cosmetic and have no real effect on gameplay, but does Joe mention this? Heck no! Because he's got his head so far up his ass to pretend he's angry so he can get views on YouTube. Shame. Claims it's worse than Godzilla. He also shows lots of live stream footage, which is just plain lazy editing on his part.
I wonder if he used auto-aim during this game too.
Where is the content he says, yapping about lack of content when the game is an E-SPORTS GAME which he makes no mention of is both unprofessional and ignorant. He clearly hasn't done any research to back up his opinions, other than playing the game for a few hours that is. He also says you fight zombies in the game when in reality you fight other players online, complains about why there is cover in a game which is a third person cover shooter. And I've yet to mention the bad sketches, which are abundant in nature. Joe complains about things minuscule in nature such as how the character aims their gun, yelling to attract attention and foul language is an act of a twelve year old, exactly what Joe is. At the end when he does the final verdict and the rating (a 2/10), the Final Verdict as well as the number for it and the Epic Fail aren't there. Bravo.
All of the band wagoners were already hating this game because they think they're cool. Last month it was Battle Born, this month Mighty No. 9 and Umbrella Corps. Combine a common hobby and no social life and this is what happens. For those who want a good unbiased review, watch the video below:
Basically this video is utter shit, it's Joe just saying a big load of shit. I'll bullet point it because I honestly can't be bothered typing a brick of text. This is what he said:
blames amazon for late doom review and having to go to E3
work his ass off
unable to get into EA events
maybe won't do E3 because he wants an easier time
unable to do doom review until after E3, he blames other Joe's appointments and stuff arriving late
wants to create schedule
he says he sorry and loves gaming
check out E3 video's
wants your questions and opinions because he has none of worth himself
has more good stuff coming after E3
July moving forward will be more structured.
I mean why hasn't Joe done his EA conference video yet? Is he even doing one? DSP and tons of other people have their out already, this just goes to show you how little effort Joe puts into his video's. Also, I doubt Joe will even do any of these things listed above. What do you think?
Also go watch DSP's EA's Conference Video, at least he puts out content unlike our resident beaner.
I know, of all the people I recommend DSP. Honestly, he's far better than Joe and actually knows what he's talking about when it comes to gaming. Unlike Angry Joe. Give it a watch.
Looks like Angry Joe has blown a gasket, seems like all those Overwatch autists are mad that he didn't go all out to dicksuck the game. A seven is good on his scale but I guess people can't handle that he gave the game a 7/10 for all the right reasons. But let's get to his actual review, his Overwatch review was just awful. Camera recordings of his monitor screen (of the website and stuff).Bashing on the loot box system with no real arguments behind it nor mentioning the fact that they're practically thrown in your face with the leveling system.Saying it lacks a story even though there's tons of lore out there.I'm not saying he wasn't right about some things. (No PvE/story mode etc. but I don't really mind that.) But it feels as if he didn't do his research properly, nor did he play it enough to get a genuine feel for the game. It's all to quick/cut-and-dry for my taste.You can see his response to everyone's outrage below:
I guess Angry Joe is Angry.
I like how he claims he has no time, on his playstation account he has no playtime because he lets that pedo furry delrith play the games for him, proof that he's not the one doing most of the work. Basically he's being a bitch. This is the kind of temper tantrum you throw once you've forgotten what it's like to actually have to bust your ass to make ends meet. Not saying he doesn't put some work into his channel, but he's living an easy life and isn't in any position to be complaining like he is.
Joe be like: GUISE PLS CUT ME SOME SLACK I BARELY MAKE DO WITH MY 20K/M BY MAKING D-GRADE INTERNET REVIEWS WITH MY AUTISTIC FRIENDS GUISE CMON I'M JUST LIKE YOU NOT IGN AND THOSE OTHER SELLOUTS
Seeing youtube e-celebs sperg out makes my day. You reap what you sow, and when you make your name with *solo* video game and movie reviews and then devolve into a quirky le meme reaction channel, you better be prepared for some backlash. Although tbf it started going to shit after his whole angry army nuthugging bullshit community. But to top it all off he went and deleted that rant, top kek. Everyone already knows what an asshole he already is. He must really be ANGRY.
Joe is thinking of turning off YouTube comments because he can't handle criticism. If he actually does it I bet people will riot.
These are the people who defend angry Joe, their average comments are like:
BECAUSE ITS HIS DAY JOB DONT YOU SEE HES SO STRESSED HE CANT EVEN MAKE REVIEWS ANYMORE LEAVE HIM ALONE OR I WILL CALL ANGRY ARMY ON YOU!
