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Saturday, 16 January 2016

Top 10 BEST Games of 2015!

Man, get a load of this land whale. He says that "he's back bitches", yeah right and I'm the King of France. By "he's back" I assume that he's doing more dick licking than usual at press events, paid promotions and not making reviews. Sounds about right.Now let's look at the list below, even before watching the video I knew he'd give the Witcher 3 the number one spot.

10 - Rise of the Tomb Raider  
More like Rise of the Shit Raider. Joe also mispronounces Lara as LAURA like the idiot he is, I mean they even say the name right in the game so how can he be so stupid? 

09 - Party Hard  

Party Hard, obligatory indie shit?

08 - Pillars of Eternity  

Pillars of Eternity, AHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

07 - Broforce  

More indie shit, seriously not GOTY material.

06 - Rocket League   

Probably got paid to put more indie shit on his list. 

05 - Bloodborne  

And he said he didn't have time to properly finish Bloodborne so how can he say it's a best game without even fully sampling all it has to offer? What gall he must have for putting Bloodborne at number 5 even when he never got past Central Yharnham! What the fuck is he thinking! You fags do realise that this guy absolutely does not play Bloodborne right? he's just put it on his list to stop people from sperging out about it not being there and to also make him look like more of a "hardcore gamer" to his casual af fanbase.

04 - Mortal Kombat X 
Ahahahaha, Mortal Kombat is better than Bloodborne? Jesus christ.
MKX still has horrid netcode on consoles, and the PC port is complete garbage. And he's hyped for kombat pack 2, my sides are in orbit right about now.

03 - Fallout 4   
But as for #2 Angry Joe was never a true Fallout fan so he had no rpg expectations about this game whatsoever. The game feels barren and boring in comparison to all the previous games and Joe does not even mention this. Fallout 4 is just a buggy mess all around with some good ideas which are underdeveloped.

02 -    Metal Gear Solid V   
MGSV is plagued with stuff that AJ completely hates, stuff that has made him give ultra low scores to other games.
Stuff like: corporate greediness, game being literally incomplete, extremely repetitive gameplay, absolutely dead open world and almost no plot or character development.
I've been following AJ since he started, these are stuff he has ALWAYS hated and he has been very vocal about it, but suddenly with MGSV, which is part of a saga he has admittedly never played before (So nostalgia doesnt plays a factor here), he's ok with all this, and he gives the game a 9. What a load of crock shit and a fucking shill. 

01 - The Witcher 3   
Stinky hot shit. Even if it may have some good points it still have a lot of bad ones.

Giving these games "top whatever" placements in a popular youtuber's opinion rewards these companies for bad behavior, but then again Joe was paid by these companies. 
  • No Nintendo games
  • NO SOMA, which is one of the purest scifi horrors ever made and simply brilliant. 
Shilling Sanchez is full of shit as usual, and Joe doesn't play any Nintendo games since Nintendo claimed every single Nintendo video on his channel and Joe bitched and moaned about it because he couldn't make money. This list is proof enough that he's taking bribes, nothing else can explain why he'd put MGSV on 2nd place, or hell even why he gave the game a 9. Its fucking hilarious what a dudebro he is. You can argue about Fallout 4 being on the list and he ignoring Undertale completely, but when you put shit like Rise of the Tomb Raider on the list, you barely fucking played games this year.

All in all, a very boring list from a very boring person. Unlike me because I have a wacky personality and multiple personality disorder. It's fun being crazy. Now come on and sing together with me! 


So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you! (SING WITH ME!)