Showing posts with label Xbox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Xbox. Show all posts

Monday, 20 June 2016

Angry Joe does 24 Hours of Le Forza Stream #Sponsored by Audi

With full Jew mode in effect Joe has went and done a 24 hours stream sponsored by Audi for the new Forza game as if anyone cares. It's minimum commentary all the way through, just Joe muttering random words trying to keep the one thousand people watching entertained. At one point he claims his bad performance was due to him being delirious, yeah we all know that's just him being a terrible player. To make matters worse the comments section is full of people calling Joe a bad driver, mostly because he can't bloody play a driving game properly. I mean he keeps crashing into the barricades, constantly not being able to turn a fucking corner correctly. But to deflect criticism he keeps calling everyone else a "pro", oh boo hoo Joe is a casual game please feel sorry for him. What a complete joke.

Joe said this on Twitter sometime after the sponsorship. I think we all know this isn't true. 

He also argued with some dude on Twitter, seems like Joe is the one who can't stand someone's personal opinion. And get a load of Joe's "4chan sheep troll" comment as if he knows what he's talking about, what a joke.

Saturday, 16 January 2016

Top 10 BEST Games of 2015!

Man, get a load of this land whale. He says that "he's back bitches", yeah right and I'm the King of France. By "he's back" I assume that he's doing more dick licking than usual at press events, paid promotions and not making reviews. Sounds about right.Now let's look at the list below, even before watching the video I knew he'd give the Witcher 3 the number one spot.

10 - Rise of the Tomb Raider  
More like Rise of the Shit Raider. Joe also mispronounces Lara as LAURA like the idiot he is, I mean they even say the name right in the game so how can he be so stupid? 

09 - Party Hard  

Party Hard, obligatory indie shit?

08 - Pillars of Eternity  

Pillars of Eternity, AHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

07 - Broforce  

More indie shit, seriously not GOTY material.

06 - Rocket League   

Probably got paid to put more indie shit on his list. 

05 - Bloodborne  

And he said he didn't have time to properly finish Bloodborne so how can he say it's a best game without even fully sampling all it has to offer? What gall he must have for putting Bloodborne at number 5 even when he never got past Central Yharnham! What the fuck is he thinking! You fags do realise that this guy absolutely does not play Bloodborne right? he's just put it on his list to stop people from sperging out about it not being there and to also make him look like more of a "hardcore gamer" to his casual af fanbase.

04 - Mortal Kombat X 
Ahahahaha, Mortal Kombat is better than Bloodborne? Jesus christ.
MKX still has horrid netcode on consoles, and the PC port is complete garbage. And he's hyped for kombat pack 2, my sides are in orbit right about now.

03 - Fallout 4   
But as for #2 Angry Joe was never a true Fallout fan so he had no rpg expectations about this game whatsoever. The game feels barren and boring in comparison to all the previous games and Joe does not even mention this. Fallout 4 is just a buggy mess all around with some good ideas which are underdeveloped.

02 -    Metal Gear Solid V   
MGSV is plagued with stuff that AJ completely hates, stuff that has made him give ultra low scores to other games.
Stuff like: corporate greediness, game being literally incomplete, extremely repetitive gameplay, absolutely dead open world and almost no plot or character development.
I've been following AJ since he started, these are stuff he has ALWAYS hated and he has been very vocal about it, but suddenly with MGSV, which is part of a saga he has admittedly never played before (So nostalgia doesnt plays a factor here), he's ok with all this, and he gives the game a 9. What a load of crock shit and a fucking shill. 

01 - The Witcher 3   
Stinky hot shit. Even if it may have some good points it still have a lot of bad ones.

Giving these games "top whatever" placements in a popular youtuber's opinion rewards these companies for bad behavior, but then again Joe was paid by these companies. 
  • No Nintendo games
  • NO SOMA, which is one of the purest scifi horrors ever made and simply brilliant. 
Shilling Sanchez is full of shit as usual, and Joe doesn't play any Nintendo games since Nintendo claimed every single Nintendo video on his channel and Joe bitched and moaned about it because he couldn't make money. This list is proof enough that he's taking bribes, nothing else can explain why he'd put MGSV on 2nd place, or hell even why he gave the game a 9. Its fucking hilarious what a dudebro he is. You can argue about Fallout 4 being on the list and he ignoring Undertale completely, but when you put shit like Rise of the Tomb Raider on the list, you barely fucking played games this year.

All in all, a very boring list from a very boring person. Unlike me because I have a wacky personality and multiple personality disorder. It's fun being crazy. Now come on and sing together with me! 


So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you! (SING WITH ME!)

Tuesday, 17 November 2015

AngryJoe Vs. OtherJoe in WWE 2k16!

Gack! What the hell is that fur ball on the screen, oh wait that's Angry Joe. And is that Other Joe in the background surfing Mexican wrestler porn? Man, Joe and company are just getting weirder by the day. I mean he's got neckbeards and paedophiles on his show, that's just plain wrong. Chris Hanson ahoy!

Anyway Joe's working on the Fallout 4 review, he's going to throw up let's plays in the meantime, yeah because that's what we want to see. I didn't watch more than 50 seconds of the video because I ain't interested in watching shit and lazy content, and neither should you. See ya later peoples......

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Alien Isolation - Angry Interview E3 2014

Well Joe's E3 uploads are in full swing, he said video's should be uploaded in batches of 3 a day. So it should be too long before we have them all, these interview posts won't be as big as other ones and to keep them should I'll just do bullet points on what Joe did right and what he did wrong.


What he did right:
  • A lot of great questions were asked
  • Joe had good posture
  • He came off more professional

What he did wrong:
  • His ego got the better of him, he acted like his opinion got this game made. The guys response was just golden and just owned Joe.
  • Joe didn't ask about any multiplayer details
  • Compared the game to outlast/daylight, comparisons are weak excuse to bash game before it's released, he even mentioned that games in the same genre have lower price than Alien Isolation
  • Didn't mention differences between current and last gen systems
  • Mentioned Colonial Marines
  • Didn't mention weapons or items
Even though Joe did some stupid stuff during this video I still enjoyed it and can't wait for the rest of the interviews, though I know Joe will slip up as usual. Now onto some comments:

Spot on, remember thy roots
I agree but he could still learn a bit
Do I even need to point out what this guy did wrong?

Wait until you've actually played it before judging it

Constructive criticism, what we need more of

That's it for now, check back for the other interview posts.