Showing posts with label captain Sweden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label captain Sweden. Show all posts

Friday, 26 August 2016

Purrluna goes back to Sweden (Cuckland)

Looks like Purrluna has arrived back in Sweden! SWEDEN YES! Hopefully she'll get a visit from Captain Sweden (pic related) who'll teach her all about how to be a true Swede.

Follow this and you will be on the true path to enlightenment. Go on my fellow brethren, become what you are truly meant to be. With all that crap aside let's get down to business. Before leaving the United States Purrluna and the gang went out to some cheap american diner which specializes in pancakes. Ah yes fat and grease, one way to get through to a man's heart.
For some strange reason Joe didn't want to "duck face" (when Donald duck shoves his cock down your throat) with the others, either he was embarrassed or didn't want everyone to see him stuffing his fat face on camera. Whatever the reason was one thing is certain: she's clearly enjoying her time with Angrybeard and Delrith more than Angry Joe. After that she tried to leave the states for a few days but her flight kept getting delayed leading to all sorts of problems, but did Joe give a shit about any of this? Fuck no, while she was busy trying to get a flight Joe was stuffing his face streaming and doing the No Man's Sky review.
After all that bothersome business she finally got home after four days, heading back home to Chad or Muhammad sugar daddy depending on your cuck fantasy. Mine involves Delrith and snowmew, heading to Sweden with his dominatrix furry hit squad on a mission to defend Sweden from trannys from Russian with love.

Monday, 6 June 2016

Angry Joe meets PurrlunaGaming

One of the manlets over on the DeadHorseInterchangeable mentioned that PurrlunaGaming was going to meet up with Angry Joe. Naturally I checked what all this was about and apparently they are meeting up for something. It seems she idolizes him for some bizarre reason, shits weird yo.

Angry Joe should play the 30 year old virgin in the inevitable remake. 

#cancer
Now this is the post she made on some shitty social media blog I think. Get a load of what she says about Joe, he's the "most amazing guy she met"! I guess she hasn't met much men. "He's so, kind, talented and hardworking", yeah I think we all know Joe is anything but that. But the craziets part is that Joe "opened up feelings she's never felt before". I think we all know that's code for bestiality, because you know...Mexicans. Basically it's some stupid Swede (who should be getting screwed royally by Muhammad back in Sweden) whoring herself out to Angry Joe to get popular on YouTube/Twitch and it seems Joe took the bait like the idiot he is.

Captain Sweden! AWAY!