Justice League - Angry Trailer Reaction

I won't even write anything, check out the grilling Joe gets in the comments section:

Basically it comes down to Joe being nitpicky as fuck because there's no Superman, oh boo fucking who cry me a river Joe. Muh Superman, get over yourself.

Ghostbusters (2016) Game Angry Review

First a movie review and now a video game review, I guess it was to be expected of Joe as he needs all the movie related crap he can get his hands on these days. And now honestly, I can't be bothered watching this video because it's not interesting at all and I already know what to expect. A long, boring ass review where Joe acts like a complete retard to appease his 12 year old fanbase with terrible sketches you'd find in a porn parody. Does the game deserve the hate it gets? Yes. But does this warrant a full review when games like Overwatch and Uncharted 4 get on mini review, fuck no. The only reason Joe did a full review was because longer video's with him being "angry" gets him more views and more money, it's purely a business decision in the mind of a beaner who's sole purpose nowadays is to pay his bills.

And let's not forget how Joe is shoving his new whore he bought online from Sweden (yeah he donated and got people to pay for her to come to Texas) into his video's now because apparently a piece of ass will make you do things if you are a complete moron who thinks with his dick.

Angry Joe meets PurrlunaGaming

One of the manlets over on the DeadHorseInterchangeable mentioned that PurrlunaGaming was going to meet up with Angry Joe. Naturally I checked what all this was about and apparently they are meeting up for something. It seems she idolizes him for some bizarre reason, shits weird yo.

Angry Joe should play the 30 year old virgin in the inevitable remake. 

#cancer

Now this is the post she made on some shitty social media blog I think. Get a load of what she says about Joe, he's the "most amazing guy she met"! I guess she hasn't met much men. "He's so, kind, talented and hardworking", yeah I think we all know Joe is anything but that. But the craziets part is that Joe "opened up feelings she's never felt before". I think we all know that's code for bestiality, because you know...Mexicans. Basically it's some stupid Swede (who should be getting screwed royally by Muhammad back in Sweden) whoring herself out to Angry Joe to get popular on YouTube/Twitch and it seems Joe took the bait like the idiot he is.

Captain Sweden! AWAY!

Angry Joe eats some salty Del Pickles and gets pissed

Found this on YouTube, it's from a stream not too long ago where Angry Joe get's pissed at Delrith because they lost. Boo fucking hoo. He goes off on Delrith like he ate all his Doritos and mountain dew, the dude needs to learn to communicate with people without acting like a total asshole. Heck I'll even defend Delrith here because he was actually in the right, unlike Joe who only wants people to do what he tells them.

Civil War Trailer #2 - Angry Reaction

Another movie video. Yawn. Where's my reaction video for the new X-men trailer? Oh wait Joe only does video's when it suits him. I'm also kind of annoyed he got the characters fighting on the wrong teams in the video. The end of the video shows who is fighting with who... and Scarlet is on Cap's team while Vision is on Stark's team. (yes we know Vision was a Cap man in the comic) And Widow is Stark's team too, though he mention's that she is on Cap's. What a retard. Other Joe barely got to say anything as usual because fuck you it's my show.


It's funny how in the Batman vs. Superman trailer, Joe says something about crappy CGI. Yet he fails to mention the crappy CGI around the 1:57 mark. Did anyone else see the how Robert Downey's head seems to be off-centered from the suit? It looks likes he has a crook in his neck which looks a bit too unatural. He talks about them "cramming" more characters here but it works because for most of them you had 10 years of movies to get to know them, while for BvS the only character that has been flashed out is Superman, we know nothing about the others. Joe just loves to scream his head off when trailers show too much but makes excuses when marvel does it. dude you are such a hypocrit and need to stfu. you are a superman fan only when it suits you or your reviews. do us all a favor and Stay on marvels dick.

AngryJoe Plays The Witness (Drunken!)

Joe acts like it's awesome that he played a game while drunk, he knows people wants reviews and he said that Xcom 2 and Deadpool reviews are coming. Then he tells people to shut up and enjoy the free content, yeah because that's how the world works. And why the hell is he playing some stupid indie game no one cares about you say? Oh wait probably because he's either paid to or is just a plain idiot trying to spam video's with games which are easy for him to play. I mean this game he's playing takes little to no skill, so that's a good thing for him.

And is he trying to create a new type of let's play with his drunken crap? I think not, he's too stupid to come up with a good idea that's not being lazy. Even with all things considered it's still a boring video to watch, I mean who the hell finds a Mexican retard on you tube interested to watch when all he does is act like an idiot and ask chat to tell him what to do. Also did Joe get "drunk" from just one beer, I mean dudes got some serious problems if it only takes one beer before he gets drunk. Anyway it's a shit and boring video for a shit game, and you can tell it's bad when the comments section is full of people complaining...for good reasons. That's all for this time, Dr Jones signing off.

Top 10 WORST Games of 2015!

Well, here's the list.

1. Raven's Cry (28:41) 
2. Godzilla (23:21)
3. Alone in the Dark: Illumination (18:44)
4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 (16:03)
5. Motorcycle Club (13:42)
6. Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma: Volume 1 (11:46) 
7. Sid Meier's Starships (10:17)
8. The Order: 1886 (6:45)
9. Evolve (3:44) 
10. Battlefield: Hardline (0:34) 

Right off the bat the list is pretty good, only a few stuff which I will nitpick. The first major problem is that there are no Nintendo games, Joe swore them off since he couldn't make money off their YouTube videos. Now Devil's Third is one of the worst games Nintendo has ever published, and yet it doesn't make it on this list, top kek. He also lists Raven's Cry as number one, yet his video coverage doesn't even show half of the shit that was wrong with that game. I mean the game was ass but Jim Sterling actually covered how fucked it was way better. Joe needs to rely less on stream coverage and get back to writing out more rants that actually articulate things that need to be bitched about in depth.

Look at my face, I'm so angry.

Now he's got Battlefield Hardline at number 10, yeah he's chatting shit about games he sucks at. If you take this into consideration it's not a worst games list, it's a games he's worst at list. Which is clearly what he's going for. Your also noticing that Battlefront isn't on the list, I bet Joe is saving that for the disappointments list. And again Joe uses video footage from other people because he's so damn lazy, and tons of video is also ripped straight his twitch because he's so god damn lazy again. I bet he didn't even fully play half of the games on this list and that Delrith told him what to put on the list. 

Now fuck off, I'm away to listen to Aqua's Megalomania again. What are you still doing here, gtfo maggot!

Far Cry Primal Angry Interview (Lets Play Ed.!)

So this is why he went out of Texas again, to suck corporate dick and score some brownie points with the big man. Yep, it's Angry Jew at it again. And what's he showboating this time, oh wait it's another shitty game nobody cares about but Joe will act like him and others actually care about it when in fact nobody does. Though I actually watched the whole thing since I wanted to know how Ubisoft were going to handle this caveman style game, naturally they fucked things up as usual. Anyway I guess it's worth a watch if you want to hear a little about the game but be warned that this is during a let's play so prepare to be annoyed by Joe's constant ramblings like an epileptic retard getting raped by the easter bunny.

And the guy he has "interviewing" had Guyot in his name, where's my Guyver reference damn it? Joe also had camera problems and lost stuff, way to be prepared Joe. I mean there's being Mexican and then there's being Angry Joe, I'll let you sort out which one is worse. As always, see ya later.

BvS Trailer #2 ANGRY RANT Reaction!

Jesus Christ fucking Hitler, get a load of that thumbnail. It's proof that Joe is just a general movie YouTuber with terrible thumbnails with big heads and bright letters. And what kind of reaction even is that? A fake reaction is what it is. Anyway onto the actual video:

As usual it's Joe geeking out and all that other shit, he does have some valid points about Doomsday and the plot, he also shits over Gal Gadot as expected. Basically most of the video is Joe stating that he knows better than the company making the movie, and while this is probably his ego speaking for the most part, he's also challenging his inner fanboyism because hez a nerd guyz and that's keewl.

He's a salty fish, he's a salty fish. 

This shit get's tired easily, I mean you could have a well edited and produced video citing the valid points while maintaining a level of professionalism. But Joe only cares about what will get him internet views and that's an angry styled rant that is a dying fad, I mean who the hell wants to be the Angry Video Game Nerd anymore? It's also funny how everyone's picking at everything Joe said in the comments section,

Exactly, would you rather have one or not?

He does have a point. 

This.

AngryJoe Plays Dying Light - Zombie Joe's!

Where's Other Joe, oh wait, don't tell me he's...

Zombie cosplay, wasn't Halloween a while back and it's Christmas time now so that makes no sense. While it actually does impressive they should actually stream the game instead of acting like idiots for the first 4 minutes and 22 seconds, and he's using a controller again to play a pc game. And is it me or is he reading a script while talking at the main menu because his eyes keep twitching off screen, Joe mentions the walking dead and how they could find a cure even though if he actually payed attention he would know the answer to that question.

Jesus Christ, nobody wants to see that, oh and nice dental work Joe.

He doesn't even show the introduction because he doesn't want to spoil the story, or is it because he isn't allowed? This doesn't really make sense since he's showing missions and dialog which contains story and the purpose of a stream is to show off the game, I don't think he know's the difference. But then again, this is Angry Joe after all so don't expect him to actually know stuff. Just look at how he plays the game, like an idiot, like always. Anyway watch the video if you want to, or just don't and remember that he isn't even doing a review this month, the lazy shit. He spends more time being a camwhore than doing his job.

Comments:

I know, he's such a slacker, wait until he creates a Paetron, then he'll be even lazier.

Well said, only if Joe could actually see comments like these instead of just writing them off as trolls.

A stupid Joe does as a stupid Joe does.

Captain obvious.

I know, the money hungry fuck actually wants people to donate during the streams like he needs the money, he's just being a greedy Jew, or mexican, or puerto rican, or whatever he is now.

Posted by Ciaran Hillock at 22:49 

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Labels: Angry, Angry Joe, Beta, Christmas, Demo, Dental Work, Dying Light, Gaming, Idiot,Retard, Stream, Zombie

13 comments:

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   Yuichi_Rants25 December 2014 at 16:31

   Lousy sellout. Not just him but many big youtubers just copying pewdiepie and doing bullshit like this. Youtubers are bursting their own bubble. They will blame others but they doing it to themselves.

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   Lynn Giselle25 December 2014 at 19:19
   Oh I agree! Angry Joe, however, is the worst of the bunch by far! His greed will be his undoing. He has sold out from his original intent. It's just a matter of time before he and the rest of his ilk are off of You Tube. Their days are numbered.
   
   Yuichi_Rants25 December 2014 at 21:16
   I say tie between him and that neck beard piece of shit boogie2988. His channel is summed up with, "wahhhh I am fat but still eating Doritos and mt dew, but pity me and oh look I tell you when it is paid promo, but wahhhh pity me."
   
   Rhylie Pereira25 December 2014 at 22:18
   I like boggie2988....
   
   Terry Brandstrom25 December 2014 at 23:04
   boogie should eat joe
   
   Yuichi_Rants26 December 2014 at 00:26
   I use to like boogie2988 till I released what a hypocritical person he is. Boogie would eat joe is they covered joe in Doritos and Mt Dew.
   
   Terry Brandstrom26 December 2014 at 23:49
   I would pay to see that
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   Ethan Staub28 December 2014 at 09:59

   If only Joe would spend less time on Twitter being an asshole, stop creating crappy lets plays, end creating stupid cheap content. Then he would have much more time to create more reviews. For Lets plays I've seen like 3 or 4 and they were so freaking boring. In comparison to people like Markiplier and Pewdipie he fails badly.

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   Ciaran Hillock28 December 2014 at 15:25
   I know what you mean, but Joe just seems to do what is easiest while still trying to retain his facade.
   
   Lynn Giselle28 December 2014 at 16:21
   He can't stop doing that. His love for money is too great. He's also not a rational thinker, hence him quitting his job and getting rich off of You Tube. He's also a liar.
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   Jitterdoomer6 January 2015 at 08:57

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   Jitterdoomer6 January 2015 at 08:57

   I love Other Joe and Boogie, and Angry Joe himself is a complete tool, Other Joe needs to break up with Angry Joe and start making his own show dedicated to reviews and less Let's Plays.

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   Ethan Staub7 January 2015 at 18:50
   You know i was thinking about the fact that Other Joe is much more entertaining than Joe Vargas, so you're right it should be him doing the lets plays instead.
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AngryJoe Plays Alien: Isolation!

It's been ages since Joe last uploaded some of his Twitch footage to YouTube, over a month in fact. And it seems like Joe is wearing that ghost busters outfit that he has, probably too lazy to buy an actual uniform. 
And why is Joe letting Other Joe play for most of the video, if he's gonna let him play the least he could do is stop telling Other Joe what to do. The entire time it's just Joe yapping in his ear. And just look at how they're playing the game, from what you see you would wonder if they even know how to play it, you can understand how Other Joe plays but Joe is a complete retard. He's acting as if he's there in the game, he's acting like he's actually scared of the alien even though it's a bloody video game.

If your wondering what those numbers are in the left hand are, they are money that people donate during the stream. Joe's "snack" budget, since people pay for the food that he buys and eats during the stream. That's pretty low, getting people to feed him even though he's already making enough money, but you know what "fuck you give me money", you see if Joe can say it so can I.

That's Angry Joe for you, idiot incarnate

He just doesn't care

Get a load of the response, obviously a Joe fan boy

Wasn't that just delightful, but remember that there's another part that Joe's gonna upload, oh joy.

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   harryvdlaan12 October 2014 at 00:49

   him saving the second part when its obviously shot already is so scummy too
   
   what a sellout

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   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 17:56
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   harryvdlaan13 October 2014 at 23:46
   Im mad because Joe lied to people acting like he is still the champion for gamers vs the big corporations when he has been recruited by them.
   
   He went from an honest reviewer to a lying devilworshipper and Ill keep on him until he is exposed and gone from the internet.
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   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 17:53

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   Terry Brandstrom14 October 2014 at 05:30
   Stop spamming about Confused Matthew, nobody here gives a fuck about him. If you hate him so much make a "Confused Matthew Sucks!" blog and talk it over with people who care.
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   Yuichi_Rants13 October 2014 at 19:06

   Adrian why don't you make a blog about Confused Matthew? You knew exactly what this blog was before you even clicked on it. Joe is a lousy sell out because guess what....in his deal with Polaris it does not cover twitch so that money is pure profit and is a reason he does not make many review and just post lets play. Lets play are easier to do and suckers like you watch them, donate to him and sub to him on twitch. He does not even play most of the games he r

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