Angry Joe's Twitch Channel

It's time to look at Angry Joe's glorious Twitch Channel, above you can see the benefits of paying 5 dollars a month for the subscription. Seriously look at what you get: badges, emotes, chat during subscriber only mode and not affected by the Chat Slow Mode. What a load, not only is Joe saying "fuck you give me money", he might as well stick his dick in your wallet and suck up all the money, seriously you might as well just put that 5 dollars towards your monthly Xbox or PlayStation subscription because Angry Joe's giving you fuck all for your money and you might as well just spend your dough on something worthwhile.

But wait, what is this, more subscriber benefits, Joe your spoiling us. Now why wasn't this in the other benefits page, consistency please Joe. Some stuff mentioned here are not in the other benefits page, blasphemy! He says your money will support community events even though they don't cost any money to run, also monthly free giveaways, as opposed to paying for that on top of the subscription. But don't forget that he'll give his eternal thanks and gratitude, you bet your ass he will because all your money goes towards putting food on Angry Joe's table. Also get a load of MegaManda coming soon, the only reason people will watch that is if they can pay some good money to see some action, if you know what I mean. Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink. Joe would be rolling in the dough that way, though I doubt anyone of us would want to see his behind, *Shutters*.

Now lets take a look at the emotes, wow! Now these are really worth paying for...not! Seriously we have to pay to get these when we can just screen cap it and make our own, and why is there not one of Other Joe there, probably because Joe knows that Other Joe is more popular than he is. Anyway, that's it for now, til next time, and remember keep it cool stay in school sucker, just like Mr T.

3 comments:

1. 
   Moter Crozz1 June 2014 at 11:19

   I think there might be a problem with this blog post.
   Everything is in vertical order when I see it.

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   Ciaran Hillock1 June 2014 at 17:10

   Fixed it, changed the template and now everything's fixed.

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3. 
   MrDutchguy500015 January 2015 at 21:35

   People don't subscribe just for the emoticons. No one in their right mind would pay 4.99 purely for the emotes.
   
   No, people subscribe to channels to support those channels. To help the streamers out. The extra emotes and such are just nice benefits, but subscribing is done to support the streamers that people like.

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Red Lantern Angry Joe in DCUO - Part 2!

Another video so soon, you spoil us Joe...oh wait it's just some clips of him doing a live stream. Most of the video is Joe and Other Joe making their characters based on what people voted for in a poll on his site. Riveting stuff right here, though it is cool to see them recreate some "characters" from the show and they look great, though if character creation is not your think don't worry Joe will show you some combat from the game...oh wait that's what in part two, how silly of me...it's not like he could make the video a little longer...oh wait he can but he's just choosing to make another part so he can make some more monies.

This video drags and you'll see for yourself when and if you watch it, which isn't many because right now it's at 89,727 views in two days. He also acts like a total prick during the video which isn't really a surprise because that's what he's like when he not in character for the Angry reviews. Just look at they way he treated Other Joe during the outlast videos and he's doing the exact same here, probably all that sexual tension between the two, either that or Angry Joe is upset over who plays mother or father when they put pineapples in each others asses. He also accidentally pulls up an amazon page by accident, its on screen for a second but don't worry Joe as I screen capped that and now we all know that you were buying more purple dildos.

Damn, look at those prices...ouch

Well he might as well be, he was actually browsing for the Elder Scrolls Online Soundtrack, the dumb ass probably needs to prove to himself how big of a fan he is by buying the soundtrack, oh wait its sold out and the only people selling a physical copy are charging extreme prices. If he really cared he would have pre-ordered a copy and not checking at the last minute. He also said during the stream that there's no girls in the stream, one: how does he know that and two: that's sexist, (or at least I think it is) both genders watch streams, it's not all guys with their junk hanging out beating off to Joe and Other Joe. Speaking of Other Joe, Joe is a complete ass to him throughout the video, just look at his face you know he wants to punch Joe just like this other guy below:

Anyway what are you still doing here, please kindly read more or go watch pewdiepie or something. Or count how many times Joe is written in this post because I'm too lazy.