AngryJoe Rages at Risen 3!

Angry Joe is a complete tool, from watching the first couple minutes of this video you can tell that he can't even play a simple video game. He just shows clips from his stream on Twitch and it's terrible to watch because Joe is such a bad player, in the tutorial he complains a lot even though it's only showing him how the game works. He then goes on to yap about the combat system and there's no much to say other than Joe thinks all games should have a fantastic combat system even though it's a third party game and shouldn't be judged by the same standards as first party games. There's even a point where he's skipping the dialog, because as we all know Joe ain't a real gamer, he's just a poser and we all know he never owned a video game console before the Xbox 360.

He even goes to Amazon to check out a review to back up his own opinion even though all major video game websites gave the game either average or favorable reviews. Which it so rightly deserves, at least the others judged the game on all it offered while Joe on the other hand goes full retard and declares the game an "epic fail" just to pander to the YouTube retards. At the end of the video he begs people to subscribe to his videos, but this is from his twitch stream and to subscribe costs money, kind of ironic considering this guy was complaining about having no money when they copyright thing hit at Christmas. He's just as shallow as the companies he makes fun of!

Let's see what the viewers think:

It's because Joe is retarded and can't understand anything

And a bad troll at that

Exactly, just like vampire rain, it may be a bad game in the eyes of some but it's also a deep and satisfying game

Yeah, cut them a brake, they don't have thousands of staff like Assassins Creed does, and they do there best

Joe's just stupid, he can't help it, it's to get the views

Anyway, that's my two pence, we can probably tell what rating he's gonna give the game.

2 comments:

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   Kuno Sandgreen8 April 2015 at 02:16

   You pretty much a inbred of troll and moron, you never watch his reviews (Witcher 2) and his streams (Dark Souls) and he loved both these games and knows a good game

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   Ciaran Hillock8 April 2015 at 14:01
   And you must be an ignorant troll fresh off of Angry Joe's ding dong.
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Red Lantern Angry Joe in DCUO - Part 2!

Another video so soon, you spoil us Joe...oh wait it's just some clips of him doing a live stream. Most of the video is Joe and Other Joe making their characters based on what people voted for in a poll on his site. Riveting stuff right here, though it is cool to see them recreate some "characters" from the show and they look great, though if character creation is not your think don't worry Joe will show you some combat from the game...oh wait that's what in part two, how silly of me...it's not like he could make the video a little longer...oh wait he can but he's just choosing to make another part so he can make some more monies.

This video drags and you'll see for yourself when and if you watch it, which isn't many because right now it's at 89,727 views in two days. He also acts like a total prick during the video which isn't really a surprise because that's what he's like when he not in character for the Angry reviews. Just look at they way he treated Other Joe during the outlast videos and he's doing the exact same here, probably all that sexual tension between the two, either that or Angry Joe is upset over who plays mother or father when they put pineapples in each others asses. He also accidentally pulls up an amazon page by accident, its on screen for a second but don't worry Joe as I screen capped that and now we all know that you were buying more purple dildos.

Damn, look at those prices...ouch

Well he might as well be, he was actually browsing for the Elder Scrolls Online Soundtrack, the dumb ass probably needs to prove to himself how big of a fan he is by buying the soundtrack, oh wait its sold out and the only people selling a physical copy are charging extreme prices. If he really cared he would have pre-ordered a copy and not checking at the last minute. He also said during the stream that there's no girls in the stream, one: how does he know that and two: that's sexist, (or at least I think it is) both genders watch streams, it's not all guys with their junk hanging out beating off to Joe and Other Joe. Speaking of Other Joe, Joe is a complete ass to him throughout the video, just look at his face you know he wants to punch Joe just like this other guy below:

Anyway what are you still doing here, please kindly read more or go watch pewdiepie or something. Or count how many times Joe is written in this post because I'm too lazy.