Right off the bat we jump into retard central on the Angry Joe Show, it's cosplay man to the rescue for shits and giggles. Anyway let's get down to the actual video, Joe does do the game justice. Lot's of stuff were promised and they weren't even in the game, I remember reading about the game ages ago and finding out what was meant to be in it. This shit stinks and it shouldn't be tolerated because they are going to sell it all as DLC to make a cheap buck from retarded consumers. Also Joe should stop making the video's too long as it's a fucking drag when he dumps live stream footage and random gameplay clips, that's plain lazy. The video should be short and informative and not long, cringe worthy, boring, childish, and all that other crap. Ignore all this, it's an alright video.
I should also mention that Joe got into a huge twitter fight with a couple of guys over the misinformation he stated in his division review, it was far too long to cover here and half the posts were deleted because everyone's a bunch of pussies. What a bunch of dumb asses.
Really, this guy will make a post about bloody anything as long as it will get views. What's next, butt fucking with Angry Joe and Delrith?
Anyway, there's a few questions that I think need answered:
1. Why does he wear the mask? 2. If I take the mask off, will he die? 3. Is Joe a big guy? 4. Did the fire rise? 5. Does anyone wanna go for a ride?
Wanna go for a ride? (Rene Dif eat your heart out)
With that out of the way the video is 90 percent Joe talking about the stupid airplane scare as if it actually matters in the grand scale of things, which is doesn't. And as usual he acts like video's will be out soon because it's so hard making them when he does streams on Twitch to beg and receive money like a glory hole. Actually that's the perfect analogy to Joe and his business practices. How fucking desperate can one guy be?
Apparently he was asked by Ubisoft to take a look at this game, in layman's termshe is a sell-out. This is a paid promotional video, he basically say's it in the video and in the actually video description. Get a load of this:
Need there be anymore proof than this, time after time he's proved to himself and the world that's he's sold out. I guess he threw his integrity out the window, if he ever had any.
Just look at how he takes this, he's totally comfortable promoting this game and letting everyone know he was paid. He say's he's free to say whatever he wants to, however he only says on thing negative in the video, and he just does his usual live stream shlick. Well see where this takes him, hopefully he'll become a footnote in the grand book of corruption in video game journalism. He can't need the money because he racks in hundreds of thousands of US dollars from his Twitch account yearly,
Let's see what the common folk think about this:
Probably a crusty old mans.
He's done paid promotional video's before, does Smite and guns of Icarus ring any bells?
Well since he plays him in the show, I guess he kinda was Corporate Commander all along.
Paid promotions and trips are the name of Joe's game.
Another video so soon, you spoil us Joe...oh wait it's just some clips of him doing a live stream. Most of the video is Joe and Other Joe making their characters based on what people voted for in a poll on his site. Riveting stuff right here, though it is cool to see them recreate some "characters" from the show and they look great, though if character creation is not your think don't worry Joe will show you some combat from the game...oh wait that's what in part two, how silly of me...it's not like he could make the video a little longer...oh wait he can but he's just choosing to make another part so he can make some more monies.
This video drags and you'll see for yourself when and if you watch it, which isn't many because right now it's at 89,727 views in two days. He also acts like a total prick during the video which isn't really a surprise because that's what he's like when he not in character for the Angry reviews. Just look at they way he treated Other Joe during the outlast videos and he's doing the exact same here, probably all that sexual tension between the two, either that or Angry Joe is upset over who plays mother or father when they put pineapples in each others asses. He also accidentally pulls up an amazon page by accident, its on screen for a second but don't worry Joe as I screen capped that and now we all know that you were buying more purple dildos.
Damn, look at those prices...ouch
Well he might as well be, he was actually browsing for the Elder Scrolls Online Soundtrack, the dumb ass probably needs to prove to himself how big of a fan he is by buying the soundtrack, oh wait its sold out and the only people selling a physical copy are charging extreme prices. If he really cared he would have pre-ordered a copy and not checking at the last minute. He also said during the stream that there's no girls in the stream, one: how does he know that and two: that's sexist, (or at least I think it is) both genders watch streams, it's not all guys with their junk hanging out beating off to Joe and Other Joe. Speaking of Other Joe, Joe is a complete ass to him throughout the video, just look at his face you know he wants to punch Joe just like this other guy below:
Anyway what are you still doing here, please kindly read more or go watch pewdiepie or something. Or count how many times Joe is written in this post because I'm too lazy.
