19/10/2014 - Twitter Madness

Well it seems Joe kicked over a beehive over on Twitter, he's been arguing with some guys about the whole Gamer Gate issue. And it's really got out of hand, Joe even threatened to meet a guy in real life and was cursing all over the place. It's really too big to be covered in a Twitter Madness post of I'll create a separate post about it.

Seems like Joe has a bone to pick.

As opposed to the guy who isn't even giving his opinion on the whole matter.

The guy can't even stop text errors from happening, what an idiot.

Really, he's harping on that again.

What no movie review video, or is Joe too "overworked" from playing video games.

People do have a point Joe, the AI is prone to charging the players position regardless of whether it knows your there or not. Half-assed stealth mechanic as usual.

He really is an idiot because he should've had the costumes in advance since he knew he was going to use them, but that's Joe for you, waiting days for a costume to arrive to film a lam sketch.

Yeah and I know I forgot to make a post about last weeks Twitter Madness but I'll get it done tomorrow.

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   Terry Brandstrom20 October 2014 at 00:38

   His twitter meltdown on #NeckbeardGate was pretty hilarious, especially after he said repeatedly he wanted no part of it. Then again Joe "SEVEN DOLLARS!" Vargas never sticks to what he says.
   
   Also, it literally made me throw up in my mouth a little when Joe showed his hairy legs in that Alien review. I don't know if he actually showed his ass in panties or not because I looked away from the screen almost instantly and didn't look back until it was over.

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   Throawayy Onetwo20 October 2014 at 02:20

   Sent ya a couple of vids via google hangout... they go through the GG twitter hissfit more extensively
   
   Go get him man

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   Yuichi_Rants20 October 2014 at 22:07

   Joe knows nothing about GG. When he makes his "gaming controversy" video this year he will slam it because his wanna be feminist ex is chirping in his ear.

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12/10/2014 - Twitter Madness

Ah, remember when Joe was passionate about American Football

Seriously Joe, you're trying to turn this into a shitty meme

I'm positive that this photo was taken after Joe and the child molester (pictured right) fisted each other

It took him 9 days to film and edit the review, he was probably playing with  himself the entire time

Some Gamer he is, he's complaining about a gameplay mechanic that's there for a reason, seems like he hasn't played much games

He's just lying to us and himself because he won't go back and do it because there's too much recent games to make video's about

AngryJoe Plays Alien: Isolation!

It's been ages since Joe last uploaded some of his Twitch footage to YouTube, over a month in fact. And it seems like Joe is wearing that ghost busters outfit that he has, probably too lazy to buy an actual uniform. 
And why is Joe letting Other Joe play for most of the video, if he's gonna let him play the least he could do is stop telling Other Joe what to do. The entire time it's just Joe yapping in his ear. And just look at how they're playing the game, from what you see you would wonder if they even know how to play it, you can understand how Other Joe plays but Joe is a complete retard. He's acting as if he's there in the game, he's acting like he's actually scared of the alien even though it's a bloody video game.

If your wondering what those numbers are in the left hand are, they are money that people donate during the stream. Joe's "snack" budget, since people pay for the food that he buys and eats during the stream. That's pretty low, getting people to feed him even though he's already making enough money, but you know what "fuck you give me money", you see if Joe can say it so can I.

That's Angry Joe for you, idiot incarnate

He just doesn't care

Get a load of the response, obviously a Joe fan boy

Wasn't that just delightful, but remember that there's another part that Joe's gonna upload, oh joy.

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   harryvdlaan12 October 2014 at 00:49

   him saving the second part when its obviously shot already is so scummy too
   
   what a sellout

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   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 17:56
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   harryvdlaan13 October 2014 at 23:46
   Im mad because Joe lied to people acting like he is still the champion for gamers vs the big corporations when he has been recruited by them.
   
   He went from an honest reviewer to a lying devilworshipper and Ill keep on him until he is exposed and gone from the internet.
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   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 17:53

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   Terry Brandstrom14 October 2014 at 05:30
   Stop spamming about Confused Matthew, nobody here gives a fuck about him. If you hate him so much make a "Confused Matthew Sucks!" blog and talk it over with people who care.
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   Yuichi_Rants13 October 2014 at 19:06

   Adrian why don't you make a blog about Confused Matthew? You knew exactly what this blog was before you even clicked on it. Joe is a lousy sell out because guess what....in his deal with Polaris it does not cover twitch so that money is pure profit and is a reason he does not make many review and just post lets play. Lets play are easier to do and suckers like you watch them, donate to him and sub to him on twitch. He does not even play most of the games he r

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AngryJoe Vs Olgoth - Shadow of Mordor!

 

Well you don't need to watch this video to hear about Joe's review on the game...because he's not reviewing it. Are you kidding me, it seems like he's trolling us, just look at his shit eating grin. The first 3 minutes video is him talking about how he "may" go back and review Shadows of Mordor because the new Alien game is coming out and he wants to review that first. He bloody said he was finished filming a week ago, what was he doing in the meantime, shoving his finger up his ass? This guy is just empty promises, every time he promises something he turns right around and gives you the finger. Oh, and get this, he said it was the best Lord of the Rings game, you can tell he's not a gamer because we all know Battle for Middle Earth or the Return of the King game is the best. Joe's becoming an even bigger laughing stock, and just look at him playing the game, he's shit because just like everything, he's terrible.


Comments time: Action

He's just a tool

Ain't that the truth

Exactly, he's trying to be a dragon ball z character

Wow, that was a well though out and constructed argument, it basically says everything that needs to be said about Joe

Though one last point, why did he put an exclamation mark in the title? 

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   Yuichi_Rants9 October 2014 at 00:50

   He can't post a review of a game he never completed, or barley scratched the surface of....oh wait he did that with ESO.

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   Terry Brandstrom9 October 2014 at 02:45
   Apparently he finished Shadow of Mordor. He probably thought to himself "I made enough money off of SoM, fuck doing any real work and fuck Monolith trolololololol!" I feel bad for Monolith for sending him that free review copy (after he begged for it) and he didn't even review it, they must be kicking themselves.
   
   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 18:27
   Confused Matthew didnt even finished Cloud Atlas for a review and instead just make some fascist discussion on what he think art should be, fitting his fascist 3 act structure
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   harryvdlaan12 October 2014 at 00:50

   He also really sucked at the game lol, how can people even believe this guy is a gamer>?!

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   harryvdlaan12 October 2014 at 00:51
   oh awesome one of my comments from youtube is included here XD
   
   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 18:26
   Can anyone actually think Confused Matthew can be considered a film critic, he doesn't he really review other aspects of filmmaking asides screenwriting and occasionally acting, douchebag doesn't really understand filmmaking
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   yup5 January 2015 at 00:40

   This whole blog is fuckin stupid

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   Ciaran Hillock5 January 2015 at 12:52
   Can you tell me why? I honestly want to hear your opinion.
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05/10/2014 - Twitter Madness

Well it's been an entire week and he hasn't put up a video, not even something from his Twitch live streams. He's probably not putting them up as to direct traffic to there because he wants everybody to subscribe so he can make moar money, what a hypocrite. Anyway, let's see those tweets. 

Come on guys pity him, I mean it's not like he works or anything? Oh wait he doesn't so there's no excuse for him saying it's stressful, and he's got to be the biggest low life to say he can't do a review for the new Alien game since he doesn't have a review copy. He can buy the bloody game like the rest of us instead of being a cheap bastard.

Who the hell cares about this shit?

That's good news but the review is still a week or two off, and nobody cares about the neck beard. Stop pushing his content Joe.

Oh great, more mobile and free to play shit, this is why people don't like him anymore

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   Yuichi_Rants6 October 2014 at 21:00

   What is worse than Joe is his die hard fans. We have seen Joe focus more on twitch because it makes him more money, and is easier to do. Guess the contact with polaris does not cover twitch and he knows it. He complains about not getting the game for free but guess what. There are hundreds of youtubers who go out and buy a game, actually play it themselves(because he does not always play the entire game himself, or he quits like in ESO at lvl 10), make a review that is more in depth, and they do not even get a piss in the bucket amount of views this guy does. Recall on his twitter where he threaten to close comments? It is coming because you agree with him or fuck you. I am shocked that he regularly insults people in videos that may like the game when he hates it.

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   Ciaran Hillock6 October 2014 at 21:33
   That's just Joe's ego speaking, ever since that whole internet copyright thing that happened a while ago he's been pushing his twitch like nobody's business. Joe's just trying to be a cheapskate and everybody knows it.
   
   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 18:20
   What worse is Confused Matthew who like to be the party pooper, with his asinine fascist comments on what he think is art, such as his retarded reviews of No Country for Old Men, Cloud Atlas, and 2001 A Space Odyssey.
   
   I dont really care that much about those movies, but his reviews piss me off. Go mad at Confused Matthew instead at Angry Joe
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   Terry Brandstrom8 October 2014 at 21:20

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   Terry Brandstrom8 October 2014 at 21:21

   Angry Jew got his free copy of Shadows of Mordor then was like "got what I wanted, no time for a review trolololololololol!" Bet Monolith feels stupid for sending him one now...

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   Ciaran Hillock8 October 2014 at 22:08
   I can't believe he actually did that, he basically told everyone he wasn't going to review it in his latest video. What an asshole.
   
   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 18:14
   Confused Matthew is an asshole to basically everyone who does not have his fascist art ideals, almost calling people idiots for not liking the same things he does his reviews
   
   stop getting mad at Angry Joe and redirect that to Confused Matthew
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