Angry Joe goes ballistic over Overwatch review backlash

Looks like Angry Joe has blown a gasket, seems like all those Overwatch autists are mad that he didn't go all out to dicksuck the game. A seven is good on his scale but I guess people can't handle that he gave the game a 7/10 for all the right reasons. But let's get to his actual review, his Overwatch review was just awful. Camera recordings of his monitor screen (of the website and stuff).Bashing on the loot box system with no real arguments behind it nor mentioning the fact that they're practically thrown in your face with the leveling system.Saying it lacks a story even though there's tons of lore out there.I'm not saying he wasn't right about some things. (No PvE/story mode etc. but I don't really mind that.) But it feels as if he didn't do his research properly, nor did he play it enough to get a genuine feel for the game. It's all to quick/cut-and-dry for my taste.You can see his response to everyone's outrage below:

I guess Angry Joe is Angry.

I like how he claims he has no time, on his playstation account he has no playtime because he lets that pedo furry delrith play the games for him, proof that he's not the one doing most of the work. Basically he's being a bitch. This is the kind of temper tantrum you throw once you've forgotten what it's like to actually have to bust your ass to make ends meet. Not saying he doesn't put some work into his channel, but he's living an easy life and isn't in any position to be complaining like he is.

Joe be like:
GUISE PLS CUT ME SOME SLACK I BARELY MAKE DO WITH MY 20K/M BY MAKING D-GRADE INTERNET REVIEWS WITH MY AUTISTIC FRIENDS GUISE CMON I'M JUST LIKE YOU NOT IGN AND THOSE OTHER SELLOUTS

Seeing youtube e-celebs sperg out makes my day. You reap what you sow, and when you make your name with *solo* video game and movie reviews and then devolve into a quirky le meme reaction channel, you better be prepared for some backlash. Although tbf it started going to shit after his whole angry army nuthugging bullshit community. But to top it all off he went and deleted that rant, top kek. Everyone already knows what an asshole he already is. He must really be ANGRY.

Joe is thinking of turning off YouTube comments because he can't handle criticism. If he actually does it I bet people will riot.

These are the people who defend angry Joe, their average comments are like:

BECAUSE ITS HIS DAY JOB DONT YOU SEE HES SO STRESSED HE CANT EVEN MAKE REVIEWS ANYMORE LEAVE HIM ALONE OR I WILL CALL ANGRY ARMY ON YOU!

Angry Joe gets PIZZA PRANKED Live on Twitch!

4 or 5 different pizza guys came to his house with unpaid pizzas, Angry Joe blames the 4chan boogeymen. Seems like I dropped the ball on this one because this happened way back in February this year. Anyway's enjoy the vid. And Joe's address was leaked on the internet along with his earnings, I still have it if anyone wants to pull some weird ass pranks on Joe.

Star Wars Battlefront Angry Review

Not even 20 seconds in, and it's already a shitty review. Angry "Autism Overload" Joe proves yet again that he's a manchild, it's shit like dressing up like a clown that makes people not take him seriously. Serious talk though - I fucking hate his whole act. I fucking hate how much he exaggerates and overuses his facial muscles for exactly EVERYTHING.


It's nothing but pure sensationalism. I do know the standard for games journalism is very low, but come on - can't we find better outlets for our news and reviews? I'm really sick and tired of it, especially because it is all an act made for nothing else but to attract viewers thinking the videos SHOULD/MUST also be "SO FUNNEH XD" Seriously, even Kotaku looks good next to these types of reviews.

I demand dry and stone-faced reviewers that gives you nothing but facts and well-based opinions and no, Totalbiscuit doesn't count, he's a cuck anyway. It's stupid that Joe's dumb audience thinks if you talk for a long time about subjects you could easily sum up in 60 seconds instead of one hour it somehow makes you intelligent. Quality over quantity, that's all I'm asking for. 

But does Joe have good points in his review, yes of course he does because even a chimp could see the flaws the game has. And it doesn't help Angry Joe's argument when he acts like a baffoon on the internet, but then again it's not like he cares about that sort of stuff because the money will come his way anyway because his fanbase are drones. 

Watch this review from Angry Centaur if you want a proper review. 

EA Battlefront Season Pass Angry Rant!

Man, I know Joe is stupid, but this is just beyond belief. Well not actually since this is Angry Joe we are talking about, he's got the intelligence of a gnat. Anyway long story short, amidst all the huffing and puffing Joe says that you shouldn't buy this game or the dlc. However, right after that "rant" he says that he'll be buying the game and the dlc anyway, lolwut? Is this nigga serious? Angry Joe is what's wrong with the videogame industry, it's full of a bunch of fucking nitwits that will buy something even though they don't agree with it. Grow a fucking backbone you spineless coward, don't throw your support behind a company that's practically evil itself. I mean this beaner can't be that stupid.

Aw, shut the fuck up. 

If Joe really believes what he says then he should stand by his claims, but whatever this guy is just in it for the money and all that shit. Did you also see how he said that the Angry Army want to play the game, a fact that's even debunked on the Angry Army forum itself. Now that just shows you how delusional Joe himself is,

Comments:

That's because he's an idiot.

My point exactly. 

He won't do that, he needs people to watch his review to make him money.

Yeah, he's too ignorant to do that.

The Martian Angry Movie Review

Joe said he started work on another review, what could it be? Mad Max has been out too long and I doubt he's gonna review that, so is it some shitty indie game or Tony Hawks? He also mentions Bill Nye the science guy, he says it all weird and comes off like a YouTube retard, how the hell takes that guy seriously anyway. He then starts shouting MATT DAMON, he even shows a clip to show how autistic he is, only idiots would even bring that bring in a legitimate review, does he even want to be taken seriously?

Joe geeks out over the fact that there are WOMEN in this movie, he champions this fact like he's fucking anita sarkeesian. But the most laughable thing about this "review" is that Joe thinks the Martian is better than Interstellar, he can't be fucking serious. This movie is nowhere near Interstellar, this in itself is why you shouldn't take Joe seriously because he gives you a stupid opinion which anyone can see is wrong. He also gave the movie 9/10, hahahahahaha......Joe says he was alive during the moon landings, yeah and I'm the King of France. Toodles.

Comments:

Joe only cares about making money, pure and simple.

Right on my righteous brother. 

Exactly. 

He's trying to appeal to the female viewers and tumblr. 

Don't forget he's a paedo.

06/09/2015 - Twitter Madness

Well, Joe's been away sucking off some corporate dick at some convention, shame he didn't bother recording anything for his fans to see. He's also been charging people to enter a football league while is just shady, looks like he's gone full Jew. Also, he's being salty as usual.

This is just shady, why the hell is he charging people when the jackpot should be his money, not theirs!

This is just shady, why the hell is he charging people when the jackpot should be his money, not theirs!

Excuses, excuses.

Yeah right, more like a week. He hasn't even played enough of the game to make a review.

Yeah right, more like a week. He hasn't even played enough of the game to make a review.

Isn't Delrith playing the game for you?

Boo fucking hoo.

Yeah, jumping all in because that's where the money is.

I seriously doubt he's even played Cossacks or heard of it before Cossacks 3 was announced. Poser.

I seriously doubt he's even played Cossacks or heard of it before Cossacks 3 was announced. Poser.

The King of Salt. Also, what an asshole.
  

The salt is real, get a load of his salty reaction.

01/02/2015 - Twitter Madness

Well it seems ever since Joe put out his controversies video a shit storm has hit him over on Twitter, that and he can't stop ranting about the Superbowl. Ever enhancing his dude bro image, and he must really have a "HARD-ON" for hating on Game of War because it has bewbs!

Yeah, because you're a football fan not a real video game fan.

This statement is so ironic.

I expect an angry review and rant, because games which use sex to sell themselves is evil. But then why hasn't Joe complained about any other game that does this, maybe he does have a hard on for Kate Upton but he's just trying to hide his massive boner. I know I am. (Only half joking.)

Angry Joe would be the small annoying one.

Someone tried to talk some sense into Joe but he didn't even bother listening.

Yeah Joe, you ask people to watch you're video again, for the views as always.

Nice one Joe, call all those people "fucking stupid". Stay classy Joe.

Another excuse to not do any work.

Didn't even bother checking himself, getting his twitter warriors to do the work for him as usual.

Do some real research instead of a simple google search you moron.

We should have sent Joe over to Vietnam to win the hearts and minds, he'd sort out all the problems. What an asshole.

Joe's experienced GG live no one else never has, don't make me laugh. People are "bitching" are Joe's research mainly because it's either wrong or not researched correctly.

Gotta get those views Joe.

Does he actually think people care about stuff like this?

What's that there coming over the hill is it a monster...

Posted by Ciaran Hillock at 23:30 

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Labels: Angry Joe, Delrith, Drama, Idiot, Joe, Joe Vargas, Lecher, Monster, Pervert, Social Media, Twitter Madness

5 comments:

1. 
   Ethan Staub2 February 2015 at 20:48

   That moment when he makes fun of a guy for just trying to reason with somebody was just....horrid. If Angry Joe no longer is at the point of reasoning with then his career needs to die. But he's just a stupid internet celebrity, and like others he'll just fade away. But the difference for him is when he's gone no one will have loved him enough to care that his show is gone. much like old Ebeneezer Scrooge if he continued on the path he was on in Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol". On a lighter note Ciaran you seen someones "Calm Rant" on Joe's Risen 3 video on You tube. He pretty much beats the crap out of why it was so bad.

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   Ciaran Hillock3 February 2015 at 12:44
   If you think that's bad, check out the fight he had with a guy on twitter yesterday. It went on for over an hour.
   
   Lynn Giselle4 February 2015 at 23:24
   For over an hour?! Ciaran are you serious? I love how he blocked me from his You Tube channel, but I'll be back on there. He cannot handle constructive criticism, nor can he handle a fair debate, or an exchange of words.
   
   Terry Brandstrom5 February 2015 at 08:47
   What did you say that got you blocked? I've been shitting on his channel for over a year now and he still hasn't blocked me.
   
   harryvdlaan5 February 2015 at 14:39
   probably something from real life he doesnt want us to know about rofl, if I remember it right Lynn went to school with him or something. Anyway Lynn if you ever want a comment on his vid when you cant post just throw it on here and we'll make sure it gets on there :P
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Top 10 Gaming Controversies of 2014!

Number 10 - Hatred

It seems he really doesn't understand these types of games, it's just like Postal where you go around killing people. These games don't create more columbine massacre's, but Joe has this idea in his head that this game does. Though let's get to the bottom line, he's taking the mainstream media approach and that's what he does best, being a "Mainstream Manny". If he actually looked at this game from the developers or a potential buyers angle, he could be able to have a complete opinion, instead of being baised. That's one thing a Journalist doesn't do, I'm looking at you Al Jazerra.

Number 09 - Buying Twitch

This is just stupid, even though it's video game related Joe should really have added something instead. It's basically there so he can bitch and moan about his twitch streams not working properly, which he blames on hackers and people ddosing him. Which is just to further the image of white knight Joe vs the trolls.

Number 08 - Microsoft Abandons the Kinect

This is more of a business decision than a controversy, and they didn't abadon the kinect because games are still being made for it. Joe has probably set his opinion of it too high, expecting Minority Report, and he's so angry, but then again that's his shtick. He spouts the biggest load of shit, and that's the main word he uses over and over to shove his own opinion down your throat. He then starts ranting about VR systems for some reason, he wants to demo it before he buys it because he can't take other people's, he says that Microsoft is wasting his money even though he made the decision to buy it. Fucking dumbass.


Number 07 - Mountain Dew Game Jam

He was there, he really hates the mountain dew producer, mainly because he wanted to make the show more interesting. Probably to get more views, he's such a bigot because he didn't even attempt to see it from his side. Joe takes his white knight approach and totally glory holes his whole part of the show, it's basically him hating on reality tv shows. He then shows a clip of him talking about how they went to Disney land and other stuff, but let's not forget this entire segment is from his account. Which is obviously biased.

Number 06 - Lizard Squad

He basically tells the story of how PSN and Xbox Live were taken down by Lizard Squad, but after that he takes the chance to mention Microsoft's' online only approach, he then says some stupid shit about how he helped make the change to no drm, screw you Joe stop acting like the champion of the people. But he totally fails to mention the reason why some of them did it, to show how vulnerable their security was and that they should improve their systems. He basically told only half the story, probably because he couldn't actually be bothered to fully research his topics.

Number 05 - Early Access

He totally nails this section, but it's mainly to bash the H1Z1 game that Sony released, he probably just read the news article about it that everyone re-tweeted. Anway, it's a good topic but he should have focused on the bigger picture and not rant about one game, or even how you only get's the beta for a game if you pre-order it now.

Number 04 - Shadow of Mordor

He talks about it's review copy practices, but then again how did he think real review copy deals work. Using Jim Sterling's video is just lazy, couldn't he have made his own opinion instead of using that other guys, he was doing alright up until he started using other people's video and making mistakes.

He then says he enjoys doing paid promos but only for games he wants to support or do let's play's on, take this with a pinch of salt because he's trying to justify him selling out to the corporations. Look's like he is the real corporate commander. This segment ends with him bitching and moaning about restricting review copies because he can't be bothered to fucking buy it himself, what a cheap bastard. Stop relying on the charity of others, you don't get to decide who get's review copies or how the process works, the people who make the games do.

Number 03 - Micro transactions in AAA Games

Moron got her name wrong.

He goes off in a wild tangent for this one, he does make goes points but he's going about this all wrong, he's acting like this is only recent even though micro transactions in triple A games have been around for over a year. I'll list a couple here:

• Dead Space 3 Power up Pay Wall
• Weapon Skins in Gears of War 3
• Token's in Forza Motorsport 5 
• Ryse
• Gran Turismo 6 
• Killzone Shadowfall

He then act's like consoles are sacred for micro transactions, but it's okay for mobiles and tablets. Now that's just hypocritical, after that he then goes on a rant about Game of War featuring Kate Upton. And he even got her name wrong because he's a dumbass, and shits all over the game even though he's probably never played it. All in all, it seems he didn't do his research or even play those games listed fully. 

Number 02 - Swatting

I totally agree with him here, no objections. But this is more of people being assholes than a controversy. 

Number 01 -  Gamer Gate

Now this is a can of worms ready to be opened, if you've made it this far through my rambling then you should be alright. Let's continue.

He says people in Pro Gamer Gate and anti Gamer Gate are bullshit, and both sides have problems, 
granted this is true but he says over and over again that he's neutral. If he actually understood what he was saying he would see that's he's not neutral. He the says that Gamer Gate haven't accomplish much, and that the underbelly always rears it's ugly which is why people see them like that. This can be said for both sides but Joe makes no attempt to say that, it's clear what side he's chosen. He says GG started with the Zoey Quinn incident, and of course he defends her since he know's her personally. But hasn't GG always been there since people have been complaining about the industry since the creation of gaming, it just didn't have a name back then. Angry Joe is right about the hastag, but what he doesn't understand is that is what gives it power. Would people in the States listen to a crowd of people who aren't in an organisation, or would they listen to the same crowd with banners from the Republican party?



He then makes fun of Adam Baldwin and says he's not a gamer and that him and right wingers, and blames him for the creation of the hashtag. He also defends harassment against those women even though if he had an inkling of intelligent he would know why people were doing that, moron can't even be bothered to research anything. He says GG movement is a small movement on Twitter, what a load. They may not be everywhere but there are a large number on both sides, though I will commend him on at least trying to understand both sides but he really needed to put more effort into it and not get his information from second hand sources.

And by being neutral and silent, Joe himself encourages the harassment of GG, and that's a simple fact. He's gone from being an idiot to a social justice warrior, and I don't know what's worse...

Anyway let's get onto the comments. I'm probably not making much sense anyway.

Exactly, though he probably thinks people don't remember what he said.

Yeah, because they are morons and show us what we mustn't become.

It's clear Joe doesn't understand the game or it's intentions.

Well said, now only if Joe could actually understand this and pull his head out of his ass.

Well that's it for the controversies, I'll also make a post about his video getting pulled down, and I'd also like to hear from everyone reading this what Joe did right and what he did wrong.

Posted by Ciaran Hillock at 16:26 

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Labels: Angry Joe, Dead Horse, Idiot, Joe Vargas, Kate Upton, Moron, Top 10 Gaming Controversies of 2014!

4 comments:

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   harryvdlaan1 February 2015 at 19:01

   This vid was the nail in the coffin for me, what started out as disliking because he sold out has turned into full hatred for what a lousy human being Joe has become sigh

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   Ethan Staub1 February 2015 at 20:26

   I bet Joe only said that about #Gamergate just to get them and supporters of the movement off his back.

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   Ciaran Hillock1 February 2015 at 21:35
   That's probably most likely because he dipped his toe into the argument and couldn't take the heat, that's why he quickly changed his opinion and became "neutral". I'm pretty sure he never cared to begin with anyway.
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3. 
   Dimbo Swappins30 March 2015 at 22:55

   For number 8, couldn't he at least pur Gaza and Ferguson Riots as a controversy than Microsoft? DUMBASS FUCKING ANGRY JOE.

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