Uncharted 4 Angry [RF] Review & more

Looks like Joe has gone ahead and done a Rapid Fire review of Uncharted 4, sigh. With these type of reviews he leaves so much detail out, he can barely cover the basic parts of the game people want to hear and yet he tries and fails. If there's one thing Joe should improve on it's writing his reviews, he wants to be IGN and Gamespot so desperately, he should stick to his traditional reviews. That is if he'll ever do one ever again. He doesn't talk enough about the multiplayer and his reaction to micro transactions for multiplayer is pretty mild. This is at odds with his Halo 5 review, where it costs the game a few points on his scale. Basically this review was missing all those fun (sometimes) skits and Joe being upfront talking about it more expressively. It was a shorter, cheaper, less entertaining type of review than people who watch Angry Joe reviews are use to.

He told a dude to fuck off on Twitter, rude.

It seems he's more interested in going to random events and making shitty reaction video's that caring about what made him popular in the first place. Heck, it's reaching the point where fucking feminist frequency is doing more video game reviews that Angry Joe. That's hilariously bad and it just puts things into perspective. Whether or not the game deserved a 9/10 is up for debate, but for Joe to not have played any other Uncharted game is ridiculous, he's a video game reviewer and yet he can't be bothered to research and play previous games in the series. He plain and simple doesn't care.

He also uploaded his Graduation Photo to Twitter for some reason, and it just shows how much of a blob he's turned into over the years.

Hardcore Henry Angry Movie Review

Angry Joe was really impressed by HARDCORE HENRY! All you need to know is that Joe is mentally retarded, he's by definition the retard in the corner jacking off at the family gathering. Case in point: Appealing to lowest common denominator...case in point is Joe.

I doubt much of you even know what this is from.

Why does Delrith looks like he about to have a stroke in the beginning, he's probably so fat his heart has trouble pushing the hamburger toothpaste that is his blood all the way up to his head. Not to mention that his voice is both annoying and grating to hear. But hopefully he won't be around for long, if the diabetes doesn't get to him it'll be the lack of sunlight and nutrition or his legs will crumble under his own monstrous weight. As for Other Joe, he's quiet as a mouse like usual. It's mainly a Joe and Delrith gay fest for the whole video, both of them talk over each other like it's a dick measuring contest.

And Joe always finds some random single point to pin on and make any other popular movie a 5/10, but this thing is a 9? How is that justified?

AngryJoe Plays The Witness (Drunken!)

Joe acts like it's awesome that he played a game while drunk, he knows people wants reviews and he said that Xcom 2 and Deadpool reviews are coming. Then he tells people to shut up and enjoy the free content, yeah because that's how the world works. And why the hell is he playing some stupid indie game no one cares about you say? Oh wait probably because he's either paid to or is just a plain idiot trying to spam video's with games which are easy for him to play. I mean this game he's playing takes little to no skill, so that's a good thing for him.

And is he trying to create a new type of let's play with his drunken crap? I think not, he's too stupid to come up with a good idea that's not being lazy. Even with all things considered it's still a boring video to watch, I mean who the hell finds a Mexican retard on you tube interested to watch when all he does is act like an idiot and ask chat to tell him what to do. Also did Joe get "drunk" from just one beer, I mean dudes got some serious problems if it only takes one beer before he gets drunk. Anyway it's a shit and boring video for a shit game, and you can tell it's bad when the comments section is full of people complaining...for good reasons. That's all for this time, Dr Jones signing off.

AngryJoe Plays Just Cause 3!

Uhm, this is a let's play and not a review. Seems like Joe has got his priorities straight, and by that I mean he probably got payed to do a sponsored let's play because the game is recently out. I mean his fanbase want reviews and quality content, not this crap pulled from his Twitch account to act as padding in between reviews.

And I seriously doubt he'll even review the game because this is Angry Joe we're talking about, he says he'll do one thing while he fucks off to do something else. The guy is a fraud and a walking joke at this point, and the only people who fail to realize this are the sheep that keep eating up everything he puts out because they can only parrot the opinion of another and not form their own.

But anyway let's get onto the actual video, is it worth watching or not? Heck no! It's boring, not very entertaining, pewdiepie level and Joe just plain sucks at the game like most games. This type of content shouldn't be tolerated and I hope you all are letting it rip on Twitter and on the comments section. Addios amigos.

Total War: Warhammer Pre-Order & DLC Angry Rant!

Look at my face, I'm so angry.

Another video made from his livestream footage, is he even trying anymore? This video just reeks unprofessionalism, derp derp need video for YouTube so people stop complaining so I'll upload an easy money rant video derpty derp. What a complete retard, all this crap was expecting from the get go and Joe crying like a child isn't going to change anything, maybe if he tried to do something to change this then people would say look at that guy but no, this is Phantom Joe who pretends to care, I mean look at him here he totally isn't sincere.

See? Even Other Joe doesn't give a shit.

If you don't preorder you don't get chaos, most people who are going to buy it are going to pre-order it in the first place! Why is he acting surprised when this has been going on for fucking forever, remember all that crap Sega did with the last couple Total War games? This is why we need (Can't Stump the) Trump or (Can't Arson) Ben Carson in American, we need them to stamp all the stupid people out of society and transcend us to a higher plane of existence. Wait, wut? How did that get there?

EA Battlefront Season Pass Angry Rant!

Man, I know Joe is stupid, but this is just beyond belief. Well not actually since this is Angry Joe we are talking about, he's got the intelligence of a gnat. Anyway long story short, amidst all the huffing and puffing Joe says that you shouldn't buy this game or the dlc. However, right after that "rant" he says that he'll be buying the game and the dlc anyway, lolwut? Is this nigga serious? Angry Joe is what's wrong with the videogame industry, it's full of a bunch of fucking nitwits that will buy something even though they don't agree with it. Grow a fucking backbone you spineless coward, don't throw your support behind a company that's practically evil itself. I mean this beaner can't be that stupid.

Aw, shut the fuck up. 

If Joe really believes what he says then he should stand by his claims, but whatever this guy is just in it for the money and all that shit. Did you also see how he said that the Angry Army want to play the game, a fact that's even debunked on the Angry Army forum itself. Now that just shows you how delusional Joe himself is,

Comments:

That's because he's an idiot.

My point exactly. 

He won't do that, he needs people to watch his review to make him money.

Yeah, he's too ignorant to do that.

Star Wars Battlefront BETA - Angry Impressions

Well, it took Joe ages to put out a video that some people actually care about, not me because I already knew the game would be shit. But does that mean the game is worthless, of course not, you might get some enjoyment but the amount of content in the game and the gameplay does not justify paying full price. But does Joe even say this, not he just get's salty because people point out his flaws and tell him how to play the game properly. Mainly because he isn't very good at the game, and his constant shouting like a retard just makes his "impressions" video hard to watch because it's annoying and obnoxious.

It's also hilarious because Joe calls himself a "critic" in the video, that's funny because apparently he thinks a critic is somehow who acts like a complete manchild on Youtube. People need to be open-minded about their criticism, otherwise you just come off as an immature asshole on the internet. That applies to me to, but I don't give a shit.

Comments:

Take a guess?

The same applies to the Angry Army.

A valid point.

Just obnoxious. 

Exactly. 

Double points!

AngryJoe Plays Ghost Control Inc.!

Another video of Joe shilling to a shitty indie game developers, don't even bother watching this one. Take a look at the comments section but heaven almighty don't watch or tolerate this kind of shit content from Joe. Peace out.

Comment:

Hahahahahaha...

AngryJoe Plays Rainbow Six Siege Beta!

Another let's play, yeah because that's what we want to see. And he's putting up a video on the new beta of Rainbow Six Siege when he played the one earlier this year too, now he's just being picky because he'll get more views because the game is closer to release. With that aside, this video is terrible. It's full of Joe screaming his head off like a retard, and man o man, I've got to mention the comments section. They have become aware of how shit Joe really is, almost every comment is people complaining. THIS IS GLORIOUS!

To make matters even worse, Angry Joe is the worst player ever, he's running around like a headless chicken getting fucked by that hillbilly from the Preacher comic. And he doesn't even know how to bash down a door, hasn't he even checked the controls? What a fool. It's pure let's play ripped from his Twitch channel which takes zero effort, this is how lazy Joe really is. And where the hell is the Mad Max review? Is he even doing it?

This video is just beyond annoying, he's obviously trying to be like PewDiePie with all the childish behaviour in this video. Joe also fell off the roof in this game, this gave him a flashback of when he fell of his roof in real life. What a retard. Maybe he should lay off the Doritos and Mountain Dew, maybe then he'd have a braincell to make a video that takes effort instead of screaming like he's getting buttfucked by a gorilla.

Comments:

Ewww...

Exactly. 

Isn't that a porn game for weebs?

How can you expect Joe to know that, his first console was an xbox. Heck even the first Red Faction had a freaking riot shield, now those were the days.

It's because he's a PewDiePie rip off.

This is hilarious.

I'll also edit the video and put up a video full of his inane screaming.

18/01/2015 - Twitter Madness

Remember when Joe actually did reviews and proper video's, yeah me neither. He more focused on yapping about Sports and other unrelated stuff while negating his real duties. He's taking far too long putting out these video's and he know's it, but the real reason probably is that he doesn't want to make them. Mainly because he know's how much people loathe him, and the shit storm he'll kick up in his controversies video. If he'll ever release it, anyway here's some useless stuff from his Twitter account, enjoy.

Of course Joe, but it is a contributing factor you dumbass.

Does he ever shut up about this place, maybe that's the reason he's getting fat.

Angry Joe: Archfiend Football video's 2.0

There's so much lies in these posts, apparently doing better means taking other people's opinions makes the video the best, moron.

Joe, you probably don't even know who the hell Westwood even is! And checking Wikipedia doesn't count, you poser!

The people's champ has spoken, but there's a different between trying to monetize a video and just showing gameplay. Anyone with a lick on sense would know that, but Joe is still acting like an idiot.

Don't forget that the fanbase payed for this colossal machine, it probably costed upwards of 5000 dollars!

Because that's what he does when he should be "working", watching Star Trek and losing what little brain cells he has left.

Posted by Ciaran Hillock at 16:21 

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AngryJoe Vs Olgoth - Shadow of Mordor!

 

Well you don't need to watch this video to hear about Joe's review on the game...because he's not reviewing it. Are you kidding me, it seems like he's trolling us, just look at his shit eating grin. The first 3 minutes video is him talking about how he "may" go back and review Shadows of Mordor because the new Alien game is coming out and he wants to review that first. He bloody said he was finished filming a week ago, what was he doing in the meantime, shoving his finger up his ass? This guy is just empty promises, every time he promises something he turns right around and gives you the finger. Oh, and get this, he said it was the best Lord of the Rings game, you can tell he's not a gamer because we all know Battle for Middle Earth or the Return of the King game is the best. Joe's becoming an even bigger laughing stock, and just look at him playing the game, he's shit because just like everything, he's terrible.


Comments time: Action

He's just a tool

Ain't that the truth

Exactly, he's trying to be a dragon ball z character

Wow, that was a well though out and constructed argument, it basically says everything that needs to be said about Joe

Though one last point, why did he put an exclamation mark in the title? 

8 comments:

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   Yuichi_Rants9 October 2014 at 00:50

   He can't post a review of a game he never completed, or barley scratched the surface of....oh wait he did that with ESO.

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   Terry Brandstrom9 October 2014 at 02:45
   Apparently he finished Shadow of Mordor. He probably thought to himself "I made enough money off of SoM, fuck doing any real work and fuck Monolith trolololololol!" I feel bad for Monolith for sending him that free review copy (after he begged for it) and he didn't even review it, they must be kicking themselves.
   
   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 18:27
   Confused Matthew didnt even finished Cloud Atlas for a review and instead just make some fascist discussion on what he think art should be, fitting his fascist 3 act structure
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   harryvdlaan12 October 2014 at 00:50

   He also really sucked at the game lol, how can people even believe this guy is a gamer>?!

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   harryvdlaan12 October 2014 at 00:51
   oh awesome one of my comments from youtube is included here XD
   
   Adrian Dezendegui12 October 2014 at 18:26
   Can anyone actually think Confused Matthew can be considered a film critic, he doesn't he really review other aspects of filmmaking asides screenwriting and occasionally acting, douchebag doesn't really understand filmmaking
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   yup5 January 2015 at 00:40

   This whole blog is fuckin stupid

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   Ciaran Hillock5 January 2015 at 12:52
   Can you tell me why? I honestly want to hear your opinion.
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