AngryJoe Plays Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare!

AngryJoe Plays Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare!

Man, I didn't expect Joe to start shitting all over the game when he only started playing. He's obviously a Battlefield fanboy and he went into the game with a biased opinion, that's like trusting IGN's opinion on the Dynasty Warriors Series. He calls the game a "twitch shooter" and says it's the same game over and over, this coming from the guy who's last Call of Duty was Modern Warfare 3. Meaning he didn't play Black Ops 1 and 2, he didn't even play Ghosts. Even though he bought a copy of the game and apparently didn't play it. How can he even be called a reviewer when he can't even do proper research on the series which he will be reviewing, and this means actually playing the older games as to see how they've actually evolved. Heck, even I know that.

He complains that Call of Duty is every man for himself and there's no teamwork, that may be the case here but this statement is totally idiotic because he's playing team deathmatch. If he wanted team work why the hell did he select that mode, he should have picked capture the fall or domination if he wanted that. Or does teamwork mean something different in his book?

He also complains that the game is badly optimized for PC and this is generally true for Call of Duty games on PC, but most people play it on console and nobody cares about the PC release. And why is Joe playing everything on his PC recently, he should play on a console  because that's what most of his fan base  play on. But Joe is part of the PC master race so he can't help it if he's an idiot. And remember guys, even Kevin Spacey has played more Call of Duty than Angry Joe.


Comments:

Damn right

Exactly, the answer is self explanatory anyway

Joe has problems, egotistic problems

Apparently he's not because he's too busy streaming and working on a review for the new Dragon Age game.

5 comments:

1. 
   Terry Brandstrom13 November 2014 at 19:01

   Wish they would hurry up and release DW: Empires 8 over here. I loved the character creator in 7 and had over 60 characters. O_O.

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2. 
   botc7615 November 2014 at 03:39

   You sad, sad person. I pity you.
   
   You say you like Joe, yet you spend so much time and effort on shitting on the guy and his work.
   
   Don't fool yourself, man.

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   Terry Brandstrom15 November 2014 at 04:36
   You sound like someone who hasn't been there from the beginning. The Angry Joe used to be a pretty good channel and focused on entertaining and informative reviews. Now he's blowing of his old fans who made him what he is in favor of shitty let's plays and less reviews, which are watered down when he does do them. And all these new Angry Joe fans flood in and white knight for him when us long time fans say that his channel fucking sucks now, which it does.
   
   harryvdlaan15 November 2014 at 16:52
   Joe's satanic company has hired shills to post shit like that
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09/11/2014 - Twitter Madness

09/11/2014 - Twitter Madness

It's another week and another post, apparently Joe is more concerned about chicken rather than actual gaming reviews. Monkey see monkey do, I guess.

I thought black people were obsessed about chicken.

Because you ran around with a smg the entire time and it's not hard to rank 2nd place in a match of Call of Duty.

Faggory ahoy!

Idiot, it's obviously micro dlc and not full dlc packs. Idiot, think before you type.

Being giddy and acting like a retard are two different things Joe.

What is he trying to prove something? Does he want a pat on the back?

It's not like you can play a game and release it in a week, oh wait you can you dumbass

And Joe said no like an idiot even though it could progress his career, he just shot himself in the foot

How can he vote when he's an illegal immigrant?

AngryJoe Dragon Age: Inquisition - Impressions

AngryJoe Dragon Age: Inquisition - Impressions

This is not an impressions video's because it's footage of him doing a let's play of the game, which are two different things. There isn't even any video of him outside of him talking over gameplay, there isn't even any post game discussion which just shows you that  he put no effort into making this video outside of playing the game.

Just look at how he plays the game, first he chooses the highest difficultly setting for some reason, even though he's only showing off the game. His reason for doing so is to see if the game offers a challenge, even though the answer is pretty obvious. And this becomes apparent when he dies when fighting the boss and he has to lower the difficulty, too hardcore for you Joe. He skips the games cutscenes because he said you're meant to experience them on your own even though it's because EA said he wasn't allowed to show cutscenes from the games prologue. He says he's looking forward to the game on PC since he's a PC gamer and always chooses it over other platforms, even though most of his fanbase is console gamers so he should appease them.

He says the review will be late for the game since he wants to play through it to get a more complete review, this is both a good and a bad thing since we'll be getting a complete review but you don't necessarily need to play the entire game to get that. But whatever we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, in the meantime check out the comments below:

Exactly, betrayal Joe!

Pretty much sums up how Angry Joe sucked at the game, and you would think he would know about the french accents if he actually played the other games.

He's just an idiot.

Posted by Ciaran Hillock at 02:04 

2 comments:

1. 
   harryvdlaan8 November 2014 at 15:55

   Im not even watching his shit no more, its over there is no more fun to be had to be honest. Dude has become a soulless empty shell of his former self after selling out.
   At first I could have some fun raging about Joe backstabbing all his fans, but after seeing how many sheep still follow him Im getting seriously depressed with this retarded world.
   I wont ever see another vid joe makes and might just avoid most internet stuff until the new generation has been fixed.

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2. 
   Terry Brandstrom9 November 2014 at 04:46

   Fuck Joe, he is a total sack of fucking shit.

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Civilization: Beyond Earth Angry Review

Civilization: Beyond Earth Angry Review

He act's like he's so surprised that the game plays like an expansion pack to the last civilization game, well if he wasn't retarded he would have already noticed that when he saw the game. Heck, he even had an interview with the developers and going by how shady they were he should have seen this coming. And going by Firaxis' track record  they been making the same game for over 12 years, which isn't a good sign.

Apparently Joe needs to dress the part to do a review, you don't see other reviewers doing this and that's probably a good thing.

Though back to Joe's review, he basically covers all the marks in his review and it'll tell you all you need to know about the game without going too in depth. But the only aspect of the game he didn't cover is the multiplayer, since he didn't stream himself playing against real players probably because he would get his ass handed to him. That's really the only thing he didn't cover, so taking everything into consideration he did a good review. Though he shows way too much clips during this review, he's got clips from Starship Troopers, his old reviews and Dune. Also the review does go on for a bit too long since he's showing far too many clips which stretch out his review, if they were taken out it would be more professional. Anyway, let's look at the comments:

He probably thought he had to complain about something.

It's not like he could do a vlog and tell us what he liked and what he didn't like, oh wait he can.

Well maybe Joe is racist, he does live in Texas after all (hur hur)

Probably had Doug Walker syndrome.

No sir, you are not.

2 comments:

1. 
   harryvdlaan5 November 2014 at 12:17

   This is all the proof anyone would ever need to show Joe is a retard and a fake!
   
   He obviously never played ANY of the good civ games (1, 2 and maybe 3).
   Obviously plays on easy or whatever.
   Doesnt get the mechanics.
   How can you give a game like this a 6 or higher?? Its a 4x game which are 100% dependant on having a good AI to give you a good game. With this AI its playing the sims just watchin your civ grow and think your good lol when nothing happens all game long. The ÄI cant war either so the entire game is POINTLESS

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2. 
   Terry Brandstrom5 November 2014 at 21:51

   Joe complained that the game was mostly cut and paste. Ironically so was much of this review...

AngryJoe Plays Nosgoth!

AngryJoe Plays Nosgoth!

Joe undress' you while you sleep.

More let's play footage, wow it's like Joe is intentionally trolling us, this is the third let's play video since the Alien Isolation review. And why is he bringing that neckbeard along again, his voice is so annoying, I knew this would become a thing since he's trying to push other persona's into his show. Probably since Delrith run's more of the Angry Army than Joe does, but then again that could be a load of bullshit and Joe actually does everything himself, right?

His dialog choices are so weird in this video, he's acting like he's acting fighting vampires. There's role playing and then there's delusional fantasies, he also shouts throughout the entire video like he needs to monologue the entire thing. "Damn boy" "My thirst for blood" "Blood for the blood god". This is some of the shit he spews in the video, and the Warhammer stuff is something a retard who knows nothing about the franchise shouts at a convention, while everyone stares in silence. And there wasn't any post game discussion, just the intro and then the gameplay and him telling people to play the game. That's barely any effort put into this video, what an idiot, just like he tells others to "get your shit together", we can to.

That's why we have PewDiePie,

Hell yeah, show Joe who's boss

It's not like we want another Soul Reaver, we just wanted a third person shooter, what were they thinking?

I doubt it, and even if he is he probably read the Wikipedia page

Joe's face mugging for extra points

But we can blame him, he's a sellout and a poser.

And just to wrap this up, is Delrith in these video's because he runs the Angry Army behind the scenes, and is forcing Joe to showcase him? Or I could just be thinking too much, anway, everybody do the dinosaur.

02/11/2014 - Twitter Madness

02/11/2014 - Twitter Madness

Well it seems this week Joe got into a fight with a dude on Twitter over him complaining that Joe is a game reviewer not a sports commentator. And it basically ended with Joe calling him a twelve year old and banning him. This coming from the guy who spews f bombs like a retarded taco with legs.

We all knew Joe was a jack ass anyway

But these people do have legitimate problems Joe, stop being an idiot.

Like he even knows anything about the Franchise, dumbass.

It's called an adaption for a reason, or should we bring up Man of Steel again.

It's not like they said it was on a first come first served basis, oh wait they did dumbass.

We'll see if he even upholds his promise on this.

1 comment:

1. 
   Terry Brandstrom5 November 2014 at 22:28

   And once again Joe refuses to review a game unless he get a free review copy. What a fucking sellout. I remember when he said he preferred to buy the games so he could review them as a consumer. Now he just wants handouts to play on Twitch for a few days then forget about, like SoM.

AJSA Evolve Alpha Giveaway + Giveaway

Look at him, he isn't even awake when he turns the camera on.

Another giveaway video, is he trying to become the Irate Gamer?
The video has him talking about the giveaway and what games he will be covering next. But don't forget that "the reviews are coming". I can't even be bother to write anything this time so here's a random picture.

And the comments basically speak for themselves.

You got that right.

Don't you believe in Joe, it's not like he's failed us time and time again, oh wait...

Because he doesn't care.

Fight the power.

Sorry for the lackluster post but there's really nothing much to say other than Joe's an idiot who's wasting everyone's time with all this pointless shit.