Angry Joe tells fans to fuck off over Reviews and Complains on Twitter

Looks like the stick has only gone farther up Angry Joe's ass, this time he has gone and dug himself a deeper hole by telling his fans to fuck off because it's not just a review show. Sounds like he's salty as usual because people are complaining that he's only pumping out shitty movie video's and trailer reactions.

His Call of Duty reaction trailer also got claimed by Activision and he's been bitching and moaning on Twitter that he can't make money. Boo hoo. Also get a load of Joe saying he'll go to court, I don't think Illegal Mexicans are allowed in court Joe.

It's funny because that's exactly what he's going to be doing.

Top 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2015!

EPIC EDITION!

10) Assassin's Creed Syndicate

Syndicate makes no fucking sense on this list. Unity was slammed by reviewers so how would a sequel that got great reviews be disappointing. Holy shit you put Siege as a disappointing game then had the nerve to put it after Halo 5 lol. On top of that major fuck up you thought Mad Max was a disappointing game. Mad Max the game that literally no one thought was going to be even halfway decent, you put as one of the more disappointing games of the year. Then finally after all of that you don't mention Fallout 4 which was a step back in the franchise and one of the most hyped games of the entire year. Seriously man some of your lists are just so bad it's painful, and I think you don't understand what "disappointing" means either. I have no idea how you haven't gotten more dislikes with such a bad list.

So, the defining characteristics for a disappointing game are microtransactions, poorly ported to the PC, issues at release, but where was Mortal Combat X? Oh yes, one of the best of the year according to Joe. What happened to you, Joe? I miss the passionate no pulled punches reviews.

9) Need for Speed

Apparently the new Need For Speed is fun to play with friends and if you enjoy driving nasty cars that you get to customize yourself WITHOUT some restriction from the developer, then you'll love it. Loads of fun, but otherwise an alright game if all things are considered.

8) Beyond Earth Rising Tide

How can a fucking expansion be a disappoint for the Top 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2015?

7) Heroes of Might & Magic VII

I don't see how Heroes VII are on this list, apart from their bugginess. To me it is the first time since Heroes III that I can see an improvement in my enjoyment of the game... 2 was good, 3 was great, 4 was meh, 5 was meh with terrible controls in 3d, 6 was just out there somewhere... and 7 is the first improvement over 3 that plays similarly yet has some new stuff... I don't get the hate at all.

Side note for Heroes 7 - if you want to play a truly awesome game from the Heroes genre, play HOMM 3 Complete, that game has beautiful graphics (for its age), great gameplay, challenging campaigns and an extensive map editor. HOMM 4 is also a good choice, though the third game to me still is the best one of them all.

6) Batman Arkham Knight

How can you put in Batman Arkham Knight as a disappointment when it was critical acclaimed? If it's because of the PC version then you should've added Mortal Kombat X as well since the PC version is shit. Batman Arkham Knight was great game on console.

5) Halo 5

The problems with Halo 5 are valid, but they are not nearly as bad as he made it sound. Requisitions and micro transactions are quite bad, especially with a randomized req system, however the req system does not affect Arena in any negative way, leaving a pure balanced multiplayer with solid controls, although unfortunately there is a lack of game modes as of now. Since I am a HUGE Halo lore fan, I found the story enjoyable, not amazing or worth the hype, but it was alright. The lack of a proper boss fight with Locke was a bad flashback to the Didact "battle" from Halo 4, and by the end of the game I was beyond sick of the same boss battle 6 times over. All in all Halo 5 did not deserve the hype it had pre release, but it also doesn't deserve so much hate either, but to each their own.

You know Joe complained a lot about the Warden being reused(not defending Halo 5, don't even have an xbone), but he didn't complain about MGSV spoiling all of the enemies before you started a mission, and didn't complain that the "skulls" were used about 8 times, oh and how about Chapter 2 just being a repeat of chapter 1?

4) Rainbow Six Siege

The whole Rainbow Six tangent is just bizarre. Seemed really out of place and I think it's silly to call a game you like a disappointment over the nomenclature then swoon over a hypothetical singleplayer component that by all accounts was garbage. I've been playing Rainbow Six since the original and Siege is definitely a step in the right direction away from the Vegas games, which were clearly influenced by the rise of casual console first and third person shooters that came with the PS3/360 launches. It's not an HD remake of Raven Shield but it's an extremely tactical game that rewards positioning and map knowledge as much or even more so than sheer reflexes and aim.

My only real complaint about the game is the netcode and matchmaking. I'm surprised AJ didn't bring that up. 30% of the times that you enter the matchmaking system, you'll be booted out because of a 'Matchmaking Error'. The other 70% of the time it'll work fine, but maybe 40% of that remaining 70% of the time you'll be put on a team of all-Bronze ranked against a team comprised of Diamonds and Golds, all in the same clan.

Case in point:

Assassins creed is disappointing because no innovation, Rainbow six is disappointing because too much innovation. Joe is fucking stupid.

3) Mad Max

Mad Max was surely a solid game. I think it could have had a little more to it but overall I really enjoyed the game, especially with the finishing moves, customization ect.

2) Infinite Crisis

Infinite Crisis had MANY other problems. For one the roster was way too samy with 4 Batman and 3 or 4 Jokers, plus a huge amount of Supes and WWs, when it came to iconic different characters, Yes the setting was Multiverse and the new characters that got added later are from different IPs, but if you launch a game, with half of your characters being copies thematically which is a huuuuuuge disadvantage if you look at the other Mobas on the market. There were other things, being rather small nut I think marketing was just horrid.

1) Star Wars Battlefront

Now I'm not defending EA BUT credit where it's due they are giving out free updates and adding new skins and balance tweaks and the stuff in the expansions is said to be Cloud City with Lando as a hero, a Death Star expansion that will incorporate the famous trench run scene in A New Hope, etc. But that doesn't make up for the shit they shoved out at launch. I don't buy a game, see it's shit then wait several months and hope it improves, I expect a game I can play by itself with no DLC and stand on it's own two legs. I shouldn't have to rely on DLC to get a good experience out of a game. Star Wars Battlefront EA is such a disappointing game and that's what hurts the most about it because the potential was there but it was never realized plus NO CLONE WARS ERA when every other game in the series including Renagade and Elite Squadron on PSP had a Clone Wars era to play in.


Now if you actually read that mega sized rant then I'll leave you with another brick of text:

The the title of the video says that it's about games that disappointed Joe, but actually it's more like about games he simply didn't like. Like for example, Assassin's Creed. How the game could be disappointing if you do not expect anything interesting from the franchise in the first place? Or Mad Max, which is better than a usual movie-licensed game, so how it is a disappointment. And to Joe any game with micro transactions that isn't free to play is irredeemable. That's really what it comes down to. Also Joe complained about a new ass creed game even though they already did make an assassin's creed in medieval china it's called Assassin's Creed Chronicle's : China and it is a disappointing game if not it's the worst assassin's creed game out there. Idiot can't even be bothered to do research.

Games which should have been on the list but were probably removed because Joe is a fucking hack and shill.

• Fallout 4
• Witcher 3
• The Phantom Pain
• Call of Duty Black Ops 3

These games should have been on the list for obvious reasons, nuff said. Also look forward to the Top 10 Controversies of 2015 in 2017! And notice how half of the list doesn't have an angry review this channel is a joke now

Angry Joe Tries it Black Ops 3

Angry Joe acts like a retard as usual, calls people "fucking retards" and runs around with a shotgun alot. What a moron. People look to to this guy as a role model for some reason, I don't know who's the bigger idiot. 

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Bruhhh3 September 2015 at 02:18

Ah CoD the HIV of the gaming industry. Why does he even bother trying out BO3 when he should know it is just going to be the same game but with wall jumping now which has been in other games for 2-3 years and just now does Activision decide to add that to CoD.

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Jitterdoomer3 September 2015 at 21:19

Agreed, I don't know why AngryFag got into this franchise since last year with COD:AW.

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marc anthony Walker6 September 2015 at 12:48

I don't mind him reviewing CoD, but why even bother reviewing it? It's just like the Pokemon franchise. Lazy, unoriginal, and boring, yet still grabs the attention of manchildren everywhere.

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30/11/2014 - Twitter Madness

30/11/2014 - Twitter Madness

Joe's had a busy week, from being an asshole to some dude on twitter (see bottom) and just being a regular idiot. What's not to like...

What, he's been ignoring what people say to him on Steam, what an asshole.

Oh sweet Jesus, real fans of War hammer don't shout that.

Wrong, there is a point where you are too old for toys. Unless your a man child or a neckbeard.

Gotta get them views Joe. What's next: Joe reacts to...

You've got to be kidding me.

No it's not you dumbass, they removed video's of people exploiting the game to win matches more often. Read what they say for one.

Apparently it took him days to edit it, whatever, he just likes to take his time because he's lazy.

Be sure to keep an eye out for "Redneck Vs. Angry Joe: A Battle of Two Worlds" as you will see Joe at his worst.

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   harryvdlaan1 December 2014 at 00:57

   SALESPITCHJOEEEEEE

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16/11/2014 - Twitter Madness

16/11/2014 - Twitter Madness

Well it seems that Joe has had a busy week on twitter, from arguing to a guy about Joe getting 5000 dollars to build a computer he has never shown, to shouting at people on twitter about his views on LGBT.

Says the guy who shit all over the game because he couldn't handle it.

Keep your mouth closed Joe, you don't want to piss people off, oh wait he already did.

How is this any different to what EA and the Battlefield series does?

Jet packs are universal, saying that it copied one game is an idiotic thing to say.

Anything but the review being late, and Joe knows people are gonna hate the video because trolling isn't an honest opinion. And how is anyone meant to take him seriously.

I wonder how much he was payed or will be payed to give it a positive review, I'm calling it.

He released the Call of Duty review anyway, probably realized he was an idiot for trying to skip it anyway

All he cares about is being "first", even though people will watch his review regardless. But all Joe cares about is views anyway.

AngryJoe Plays Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare!

AngryJoe Plays Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare!

Man, I didn't expect Joe to start shitting all over the game when he only started playing. He's obviously a Battlefield fanboy and he went into the game with a biased opinion, that's like trusting IGN's opinion on the Dynasty Warriors Series. He calls the game a "twitch shooter" and says it's the same game over and over, this coming from the guy who's last Call of Duty was Modern Warfare 3. Meaning he didn't play Black Ops 1 and 2, he didn't even play Ghosts. Even though he bought a copy of the game and apparently didn't play it. How can he even be called a reviewer when he can't even do proper research on the series which he will be reviewing, and this means actually playing the older games as to see how they've actually evolved. Heck, even I know that.

He complains that Call of Duty is every man for himself and there's no teamwork, that may be the case here but this statement is totally idiotic because he's playing team deathmatch. If he wanted team work why the hell did he select that mode, he should have picked capture the fall or domination if he wanted that. Or does teamwork mean something different in his book?

He also complains that the game is badly optimized for PC and this is generally true for Call of Duty games on PC, but most people play it on console and nobody cares about the PC release. And why is Joe playing everything on his PC recently, he should play on a console  because that's what most of his fan base  play on. But Joe is part of the PC master race so he can't help it if he's an idiot. And remember guys, even Kevin Spacey has played more Call of Duty than Angry Joe.


Comments:

Damn right

Exactly, the answer is self explanatory anyway

Joe has problems, egotistic problems

Apparently he's not because he's too busy streaming and working on a review for the new Dragon Age game.

5 comments:

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   Terry Brandstrom13 November 2014 at 19:01

   Wish they would hurry up and release DW: Empires 8 over here. I loved the character creator in 7 and had over 60 characters. O_O.

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   botc7615 November 2014 at 03:39

   You sad, sad person. I pity you.
   
   You say you like Joe, yet you spend so much time and effort on shitting on the guy and his work.
   
   Don't fool yourself, man.

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   Terry Brandstrom15 November 2014 at 04:36
   You sound like someone who hasn't been there from the beginning. The Angry Joe used to be a pretty good channel and focused on entertaining and informative reviews. Now he's blowing of his old fans who made him what he is in favor of shitty let's plays and less reviews, which are watered down when he does do them. And all these new Angry Joe fans flood in and white knight for him when us long time fans say that his channel fucking sucks now, which it does.
   
   harryvdlaan15 November 2014 at 16:52
   Joe's satanic company has hired shills to post shit like that
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   luky-west26 November 2014 at 19:01

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Alien: Isolation Angry Review

Other Joe pictured in his I Know What You Did Last Summer Cosplay

Come on Joe, more lame sketches that go nowhere. Though I will say that Other Joe would make a great serial killer or rapist, just look at that picture above and tell me otherwise. Anyway he does a decent Job of showboating the game but fails to mention any critical response to the games shortcomings, it may be a good game but that doesn't mean he has to praise the game. Like people have said in the comments, he's not Angry at all over anything just happy. He also doesn't mention the graphical and cut scene problems in the console versions, probably since his review copy was for the PC or he was being cheap and not reviewing the console version since the PC release is cheaper. And apparently he's an Alien's fanboy now, he said the same thing when Godzilla came out and we all know how that worked out for him.

Joe takes a random jab at Call of Duty because he thinks that the people who call for action only want explosions in their games, this coming from the guy who has never reviewed a Call of Duty game. Heck even Kevin Spacey has played more Call of Duty than Angry Joe, and that's a fact. He complains about the backtracking aspect of the game, even though it's there for when you get better equipment so you can go back and explore new areas that were previously inaccessible. Just like Dead Space or Assassins Creed, but Joe probably never played those games so why would he understand.

And in the end he gave the game an 8/10, even though ratings shouldn't depend if you're a fan of a franchise or not.


Let's look at some comments:

This guy proves that Joe is wrong about the backtracking aspect of the game, again Joe must not  have much experience with that gameplay mechanic even though tons of games have it

That's because he's a console player, a real PC gamer would never use a controller with a PC

They are always lame

Joe found the game hard because he's terrible at playing games

Well he never mentioned the studdering cutscenes so why would he mention anything else

4 comments:

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   harryvdlaan20 October 2014 at 17:17

   I cant believe people actually watched him play that. Wtf is fun about watching a horror game getting streamed with out the atmosphere needed... Its just these 2 clowns getting horny about people subscribing to twitch and screaming like 2 gay kids whenever something happens on screen... sigh humanity sigh....
   
   For the review itself it was sickening, it was a sales pitch not a review. All he rambled on about is how much he loves aliens and the good points of the game. Forgetting the negative completely and not even lookin at the game like hmmm its a 1 trick gimmick game....

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   Adrian Dezendegui22 October 2014 at 19:02
   Confused Matthew sucks
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   Yuichi_Rants20 October 2014 at 22:11

   He ignores SOM for this garbage? Worse all people flock to it like it is the truth. God Joe do not touch Lords of The Fallen.

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   Terry Brandstrom21 October 2014 at 23:46

   Working Joe, the exact opposite of Angry Joe.

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Call of Duty Advanced Warfare - Angry Interview E3 2014

Well it seems that Joe has finally done a video on the Call of Duty franchise, but sadly he screwed this interview big time by asking the wrong questions and getting owned in the end by the developers.

What he did right:

• Tried to talk about multiplayer
• Tried to get them to talk about the story

What he did wrong:

• Asked how long the game was
• Got owned by the developers
• Went into Interview unprepared
• Tried to talk about a game series he hasn't or has played very little of
• Was clearly nervous taking to developers
• Mentioned that he was "Call of Dutied out"

Joe did really bad in this interview and it just shows when the developers started making fun of him by saying that Kevin Spacey has played more Call of Duty than Joe. Anyway onto the comments, I tried to get good ones but I searched for a long time and could only get these, enjoy.

Has Call of Duty ever stated how long their campaigns have been before release?

Would you rather hear to answer we all already know?

Very bad interview from Joe, easily one of the worst he's ever done

This guy must have his beer googles on