Showing posts with label PC Master Race. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PC Master Race. Show all posts

Friday, 21 November 2014

AngryJoe Plays Farcry 4! [Arena Mode]

AngryJoe Plays Farcry 4! [Arena Mode]

Now we've got three faggots
Apparently Angry Joe's "little brother" or rather brother's are present in the background for the introduction part of the video. They look like a bunch of Justin Bieber look a likes, what is the point of showing them other than Joe letting you know they exist even though who the hell cares about his personal life. Anyway onto the actual video. Woah, a single frame of naked breasts is in the video at 1:35. Did Joe do this or did the developers do this, though remember that Joe did say on twitter that people would watch if he showed some naked people.

Why is this here? Probably trying to attract all the stupid 12 year olds.

It's basically eight minutes of Joe showing off the game's arena mode, and he is really acting like an idiot playing the game. Standing out in the open and running into the enemies faces isn't the best way to play any game, but remember that Joe is a "gamer" so take what you will from his play style. Even the commentary on the video is lacklustre and he's just shouting random stuff to get your attention like an idiot. And when he finishes the arena mode he complains that he get's nothing and says it was hard but fun. Ubisoft must be pressing him big time to pump out more video's for Farcry since he's been nice to the game and he's been advertising the game for them. I can just see the review now, he'll say bad and good stuff and say it's fun. He'll go with the average viewpoint with the game.

Comments:

I know, is Joe gonna style his hair like that or will he keep his DBZ cut?

Moron.


It's obvious that this video is a paid promotion. 
Take a guess, we could make a drinking game out of this.

4 comments:

  1. Of course it is paid promo. He prob showing brother to get more on pyramid scheme.
    Reply
  2. lol is this joe's coming out now he is including faggots?
    Reply
  3. So 1 week joe will be like "ass tittties, ass ass n titties"
    Week 2: SJW JOE!!!
    Week 3: Shows boob and goes crazy with drooling
    Week 4: guys we shouldnt let women be exploited as much in video games now this is nuts
    week 5: ASSASS n TITTIES

    What a fake ass hypocritical douchebag
    Reply
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    1. Yeah, we'll see how big of a hypocrite he is when he covers gamergate in his top 10 controversies of 2014 video.

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

AngryJoe Plays Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare!

AngryJoe Plays Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare!


Man, I didn't expect Joe to start shitting all over the game when he only started playing. He's obviously a Battlefield fanboy and he went into the game with a biased opinion, that's like trusting IGN's opinion on the Dynasty Warriors Series. He calls the game a "twitch shooter" and says it's the same game over and over, this coming from the guy who's last Call of Duty was Modern Warfare 3. Meaning he didn't play Black Ops 1 and 2, he didn't even play Ghosts. Even though he bought a copy of the game and apparently didn't play it. How can he even be called a reviewer when he can't even do proper research on the series which he will be reviewing, and this means actually playing the older games as to see how they've actually evolved. Heck, even I know that.

He complains that Call of Duty is every man for himself and there's no teamwork, that may be the case here but this statement is totally idiotic because he's playing team deathmatch. If he wanted team work why the hell did he select that mode, he should have picked capture the fall or domination if he wanted that. Or does teamwork mean something different in his book?


He also complains that the game is badly optimized for PC and this is generally true for Call of Duty games on PC, but most people play it on console and nobody cares about the PC release. And why is Joe playing everything on his PC recently, he should play on a console  because that's what most of his fan base  play on. But Joe is part of the PC master race so he can't help it if he's an idiot. And remember guys, even Kevin Spacey has played more Call of Duty than Angry Joe.


Comments:

Damn right
Exactly, the answer is self explanatory anyway

Joe has problems, egotistic problems
Apparently he's not because he's too busy streaming and working on a review for the new Dragon Age game.

5 comments:

  1. Wish they would hurry up and release DW: Empires 8 over here. I loved the character creator in 7 and had over 60 characters. O_O.
    Reply
  2. You sad, sad person. I pity you.

    You say you like Joe, yet you spend so much time and effort on shitting on the guy and his work.

    Don't fool yourself, man.
    Reply
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    1. You sound like someone who hasn't been there from the beginning. The Angry Joe used to be a pretty good channel and focused on entertaining and informative reviews. Now he's blowing of his old fans who made him what he is in favor of shitty let's plays and less reviews, which are watered down when he does do them. And all these new Angry Joe fans flood in and white knight for him when us long time fans say that his channel fucking sucks now, which it does.
    2. Joe's satanic company has hired shills to post shit like that
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Sunday, 29 June 2014

Pillars of Eternity - Angry Interview E3 2014


For some reason this interview was done after hours at E3, anyway the interview is average at best with not much going for it since Joe was too busy asking the wrong questions. Though I'm pretty sure the PC Master race will love this one.

What he did right:
  • Asked about the story (Though the guy was being an ass about it)
  • Talked about companions
  • Asked about plans for other systems
  • No microphone holding
  • No awkward handshake this time
  • Asked about the map size

What he did wrong:
  • Asked about the games length (the guy chuckled when Joe asked the question)
  • Asked about the story (because people play these games for story and not game play)
  • Didn't ask about game play mechanics
  • Has no clue what he's talking about

Anyway it was an alright interview, the dude Joe interviews looks like Jonah Hill, comments as usual below:
Yeah, he likes to pretend he's all old school
Why would they
Probably since Joe never played much cRPG's
I thought that too

That's it for this post, next up is the weekly Twitter Madness.

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Alien Isolation - Angry Interview E3 2014

Well Joe's E3 uploads are in full swing, he said video's should be uploaded in batches of 3 a day. So it should be too long before we have them all, these interview posts won't be as big as other ones and to keep them should I'll just do bullet points on what Joe did right and what he did wrong.


What he did right:
  • A lot of great questions were asked
  • Joe had good posture
  • He came off more professional

What he did wrong:
  • His ego got the better of him, he acted like his opinion got this game made. The guys response was just golden and just owned Joe.
  • Joe didn't ask about any multiplayer details
  • Compared the game to outlast/daylight, comparisons are weak excuse to bash game before it's released, he even mentioned that games in the same genre have lower price than Alien Isolation
  • Didn't mention differences between current and last gen systems
  • Mentioned Colonial Marines
  • Didn't mention weapons or items
Even though Joe did some stupid stuff during this video I still enjoyed it and can't wait for the rest of the interviews, though I know Joe will slip up as usual. Now onto some comments:

Spot on, remember thy roots
I agree but he could still learn a bit
Do I even need to point out what this guy did wrong?

Wait until you've actually played it before judging it

Constructive criticism, what we need more of

That's it for now, check back for the other interview posts.