15/09/2014 - Twitter Madness

He's supposed to be playing Destiny and doing the review but all he seems to be doing is messing around with his fanbase. We all know he's just running after the chickens in his house instead of doing actual game related things, and jacking off the Call of Duty porn (if that exists) doesn't count. I'm looking at you Joe.

Really, who would have knew that the game was shit?

Making excellent progress my ass, where's the review?

As usual Joe say's something stupid and get's people pissed off

Really? Did you forget that they made Halo Reach! The worst Halo game!

Angry Joe: backer of shitty video games (Yeah and I bet he only payed them 1 dollar)

What the fuck is this?

Why is Joe complaining when that's what he eats out of other Joe's asshole every night, don't tell me you didn't know that?

That's it for this weekly twitter madness post, and remember to stay away from shifty eyed Mexican's on the subway. They'll shove chickens up your ass, have a nice day everyone.

W40K: Eternal Crusade [Pre-Alpha] Impressions

Angry Joe smell's his own fart.

Why did Angry Joe even bother to do two new video's when he came back from PAX, and you can't even call these proper video's since they're almost 1 hour long. And Angry Joe brought back that fat neck beard because he he was just so charsmatic last time, and you can tell this was recorded right after the PAX video when Delrith (the neck beard) is wearing the same t-shirt. Joe must have been payed to support this game because he's included a link to their website and he's going full in because it's another free-to-play, what a sellout. Support games people care about instead of stupid niche stuff nobody cares about.

Sellout as usual.

Only the first five and a half minutes is really only watching, everything after that is just pre-alpha footage which is cool to see for a few minutes but after that it get's boring real fast. He should change the name of the video to better reflect it's contents because most of it is gameplay footage and not impressions. Like he even listens to feedback, anyway onto the comments:

And this is exactly why Joe is failing

Proof that Joe is a sell-out, I'm not the only one saying it

Only brain dead idiots and Angry faggots would want to watch hour long video's.

Well Joe's got his Destiny impressions video up and it's exactly the same as this one, he talks about what he liked and what he didn't like and then shows a long ass let's play footage.

07/09/2014 - Twitter Madness

If you've been paying attention this week you must have seen Joe exploding on twitter shouting at his fans for demanding video's and his complaining about a lady on an airplane, an incident he caused. But if you want to read about that you can go to his twitter feed or read about those events here, everything else that happened on his twitter will be covered here.

What are the Angry Army going to do, write angry letters?

Awww, get it off, creepy fan art, ahh my eyes

Joe and neck beard plays

And we care why?

Joe's probably likes looking at the pretty lights

What an idiot, can't even remember a single fact

This coming from the guy who said he had only 7 dollars in his pocket

Nobody wants to see that Joe, cut the video down for a better viewing experience, putting up an hour long video just shows how incompetent you are

Because your not a legitimate reporter Joe, real gaming outlets get certain privileges

And by regular video's he means that he'll upload two hour long video's, oh joy!

Did you enjoy all the drama on twitter? Well I did because we're getting to see Joe slowly crumble like an egg shell.

AngryJoe PAX 2014 + Shield Tablet Giveaway!

As expected Joe did his Pax 2014 video, oh wait except this is just an hour long vlog recapping what happened at the event. This isn't what people wanted, they wanted a more professional video and not some half assed vlog where he's clearly half asleep and uninterested. Oh but don't forget about the tablet giveaway, who the hell does he think he is, I'll tell you who, he's the fucking Irate Gamer now. But to get it you have to design an Army Shirt and Jersey, which means any 12 year old retard can post their designs. Basically the video is just Joe and a neck beard talking about the different games they were shown, watch it if your interested but you can check out way better articles and video's on Pax 2014 from other outlets. At least IGN or Gamespot don't bore you to death.

Anyway, let's check out the comments:

Even the Angry Joe Show Fan account is against Joe on this matter.

Exactly, Joe and his fanboys are just a bunch of retards

He's not here anymore, the current Angry Joe is just a shell of his former self

Because Joe is not a Sony fanboy, complete with lube.

There's far more than ass licking going on over at the Angry Joe Show.

Even with the mis-spelling the dude still has a point.

That's it for this post, spread the word of how Joe is a total poser and that he sucks, peace out.

2 comments:

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   Osk Luz7 September 2014 at 14:27

   Keep up the good work, buddy. I love this blog.

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   Ciaran Hillock7 September 2014 at 21:36
   Thanks man, I'm goin' to Infinity and Beyond!
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Angry Joe and the Airplane Incident

Only if this incident was as funny as this

If you've been paying attention to Joe's twitter feed you've probably see his idiotic rant about his airplane trip where he got into an argument about him reclining his chair back, he even proves why he is wrong in his own posts, he's just making an idiot of himself on the internet again.

People don't do things for no reason Joe.

Again Joe is not fully explaining the situation, telling half a story is a trait common in liars.

So he leaned his chair backwards when the woman behind him was using her laptop, why wouldn't she be upset and what did Joe do? Did he even apologize? No he must have kept doing it until the lady was forced to call for an attendant. And then two hours later he does it again when she was sleeping on the tray, Joe can't have everything his way because there's other people on the flight too. This coming from the guy who was complaining about the guys at PAX who were complaining about not getting preferential treatment.

Joe may be right but it doesn't mean other people should suffer for his comfort, he's probably acting like I'm Angry Joe bitches so shut the fuck up.

And Joe is angry over people saying he was wrong, well no fucking shit dickwad. Maybe next time he won't be a total asshole when traveling by air.

So did we all learn a lesson people, don't be an asshole on an Airplane and even better don't let everyone else on the internet know you've been an asshole. He was probably expecting pity when he posted this, what a loser.

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   Terry Brandstrom8 September 2014 at 01:42

   This guy is going to be the new Phil Fish. I can't wait to see the meltdown.

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      Adrian Dezendegui13 October 2014 at 00:25

      Why are you mad at misunderstood geniuses when you could be mad at fascist douchebag Confused Matthew, who makes baseless accusations at Mel Brooks on his contribution on Young Frankenstein and The Producers

Angry Joe shouts at fans on twitter

A typical Mexican Jumping Bean, aka Angry Joe

Just look at this sack of shit (no not that handsome devil in the picture above), complaining on twitter that he's pissed off over everyone asking for reviews on YouTube. They wouldn't be complaining if Joe would get off his lazy ass and put out some video's for a change, just look at his dumbass posts below:

What an inconsiderate asshole

Who the hell does he think he's talking too, acting like he's so superior, what an ignorant fuck!

He won't have that tone when his fans desert him and he won't get any YouTube money

No Joe you do shitty let's play's and plagiarized reviews, not "talk about fucking games"

Yeah that may be true but we made you what you are so show us some god damn respect

What cheek!

Seems like he's starting to crack under the pressure, we'll see how pathetic he gets on down the line.

Well wasn't that just riveting, just a little insight into the scumbag that is Joe Vargas, taking the Spoony One approach one step at a time. BTW actual Mexican jumping bean.

I knew it, Angry Joe wasn't human all along!

4 comments:

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   Adrian Dezendegui13 October 2014 at 00:12

   This is blog is more racist than Confused Matthew, take this blog down for Hispanic stereotyping, Im Hispanic and I dont even speak Spanish. Take this down or I might call National Mexican American Anti Defamation Committee

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   harryvdlaan2 November 2014 at 18:26
   go ahead esé
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   Marjorie Espina9 November 2014 at 00:02

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   Marjorie Espina9 November 2014 at 00:04

   Angry Joe can't do his old way because of Youtube copyrights. He got 2 strikes on his channel. Most of his videos were flagged by the developers because of copyrights. That is why he can't review games often like what he did before. I remember he reviewed the Edge of tomorrow but it was removed due to copyrights.

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