Showing posts with label Ign. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ign. Show all posts

Saturday, 5 March 2016

Layers of Fear Angry Review


Wow, two reviews in one week. Though the intro segment may be funny, the rest of the review sadly isn't. It's a long an dreary mess of a review where he lengthens the video by showing random clips from Twitch, LAZY! Why does the dialog in this review sound nothing like Joe would say? I think that he's plagiarizing IGN and Gamespot's written reviews again, obviously using big words trying to sound more professional. And the review is lazily 17 minutes long, heck you could edit the first couple of minutes and that would tell you if you want to buy this game or not. But whatever, this is Angry Joe so that means quantity of quality.

And why the hell is he making comparisons to Silent Hills PT? I mean is that the only first person horror game he's played? Oh wait we all know the answer to that question, casual Joe ahoy! I bet he hasn't even played Penumbra. He gives the game a 6/10 and that's far too low in my opinion, the game obviously tried to give the player something different but I guess people don't like that. I for one actually really liked the paintings and all that Jazz, it reminded me of a certain horror film that I can't remember the name of. Anyway it's a good game and you should check it out, it's also not full price 60 dollars so that's an extra incentive to play it. Anyway this is Dr Jones signing off, see ya.

Saturday, 6 September 2014

07/09/2014 - Twitter Madness

If you've been paying attention this week you must have seen Joe exploding on twitter shouting at his fans for demanding video's and his complaining about a lady on an airplane, an incident he caused. But if you want to read about that you can go to his twitter feed or read about those events here, everything else that happened on his twitter will be covered here.

What are the Angry Army going to do, write angry letters?
Awww, get it off, creepy fan art, ahh my eyes
Joe and neck beard plays
And we care why?
Joe's probably likes looking at the pretty lights
What an idiot, can't even remember a single fact
This coming from the guy who said he had only 7 dollars in his pocket
Nobody wants to see that Joe, cut the video down for a better viewing experience, putting up an hour long video just shows how incompetent you are
Because your not a legitimate reporter Joe, real gaming outlets get certain privileges
And by regular video's he means that he'll upload two hour long video's, oh joy!

Did you enjoy all the drama on twitter? Well I did because we're getting to see Joe slowly crumble like an egg shell.

Sunday, 25 May 2014

Twitter Madness - 25/05/2014

Well it's been another slow week over at Angry Joe's Twitter account. He's been posting very little compared to what he used to post months ago, probably because he knows what kind of backlash he'll get if he says the wrong thing again just like when he had that argument with that IGN guy. Anyway here's some highlights of what he did post.

Idiot can't tell that EA owns Battlefront and not Disney so they don't have control over it dumbass

No Joe it wasn't funny when other internet reviewers said it and it's not funny when you say it

Because that's what we all want to see Joe play

No Joe you don't know shit about Goyer, your just jumping onto the bandwagon against some guy because he offended you idiots with his views. Grow up
I think we all know the reason why Joe retweeted this

Joe begging on twitter for a spare room near E3, how can people take him seriously when he's so unprepared for anything

I wonder if he'll even review it

If he seriously thinks that the 1998 Godzilla movie is terrible he must have only seen very few movies
That's it for this time, check back again for movie of Joe's failings.

Saturday, 24 May 2014

AngryJoe Plays Daylight - Epic FAIL Finale!


Really, more of this shit. Well at least this time he tells us what he thinks about the game at the end of the video, he didn't do that on the other let's play video's but at least he did it here. The video was below average and very annoying as Joe's just running around like a retard as usual, you can just tell by looking at Other Joe's face that he's having none of it. Throughout the video expect to high squealing from Joe because he's just some child wanting attention by mimicking a PewDiePie video, and you just gotta be sad to do that. When he gets to the ending he clearly wasn't even paying attention as it takes multiple re-try's to go towards the door with the light coming from it, how to hell he missed it is beyond me.

Since the game ends on some stupid plot twist, both of them are obviously irked. Other Joe just says "What the fuck was that", but Joe only the other hand acts like some retard saying "What the fuck Outlast", like he's trying to coin some term. He also shouts "JESSICA CHOBATS" like a bloody idiot mimicying the scene from Star Trek 2, probably because he thinks stupid internet memes are :kewl". Anyway comments time:

Seems like people can't handle criticism

Nice explanation about the game for those interested, though Joe is really an idiot when it comes to playing games
Exactly, We're all still waiting for it

No need to get personal dude, we're all people too you know

I know, Joe excels at being annoying

Never heard of him doing that, I complain and he hasn't banned me
I'm with you on that one

He needs the money, that's why

That's it for this time, next post should be the weekly twitter stuff.

Saturday, 19 April 2014

20/04/2014 - Twitter Madness


Well it seems like it's been an eventful week for Angry Joe, between going to LA again and slugging it out on Twitter with IGN's Dan Stapleton, it's really put Angry Joe on the fence. I won't be covering the war of words between Angry Joe and IGN in this post since it was covered in the last one though I will mention that they did both make up and are now on equal terms. Anyway onto other news:

Better late than never

Well there is evidence that Joe did make money off of the video and that he faked his reaction to his death, see video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjdIbCGYv_U
Hey look Angry Joe "Reviewed" Infamous on twitter, now he doesn't have to make a video...right?
 Notice how Joe posted barely anything for two days on twitter after the IGN debacle, seems like he took my advice and shut his mouth for a couple of days.
Seems like Angry Joe doesn't like people talking about him
Well other than this that's about it for this time, hopefully the next video Joe does is the review and not some more lets play footage from his twitch account.

Friday, 18 April 2014

Angry Joe Vs IGN's Dan Stapleton


Well I didn't expect this to happen, both Angry Joe and Ign exploding on twitter over Angry Joe's Titanfall review. Well not the review itself but how Joe misrepresented Igns review of Titanfall, he basically said something which was wrong but the matter got way out of control with tons of people weighing in on the argument. Just look at the bullet points below from user SovanJedi on Neogaf:

Big image dump below, see the twitter exchange for yourself:


Anyway both of them are wrong and acted like a bunch of idiots on twitter, they both acted unprofessionally and everyone seeing them for what they truly are should serve both of them a lesson. Hopefully Joe will think before he opens his mouth next time, below are a list of links which you should find interesting if you want to see more opinions from a variety of source's including Ign and Angry Joe's forums.

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvGUdD128w

Articles and forum posts:
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=803517&page=1
http://angryjoeshow.com/ajsa/topic/17694-ign-employee-goes-salty/
http://epicbattleaxe.com/xn/detail/6524294:Video:214350?xg_source=activity
http://asidcast.com/index.php/2014/04/another-twitter-fight-gaming-community/
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/angry-joe-vs-ign-titan-fall-review.453924183/

But all this just leaves one question: Why did Dan Stapleton wait a month until he asked Joe about mis-quoting IGN?