Hardcore Henry Angry Movie Review

Angry Joe was really impressed by HARDCORE HENRY! All you need to know is that Joe is mentally retarded, he's by definition the retard in the corner jacking off at the family gathering. Case in point: Appealing to lowest common denominator...case in point is Joe.

I doubt much of you even know what this is from.

Why does Delrith looks like he about to have a stroke in the beginning, he's probably so fat his heart has trouble pushing the hamburger toothpaste that is his blood all the way up to his head. Not to mention that his voice is both annoying and grating to hear. But hopefully he won't be around for long, if the diabetes doesn't get to him it'll be the lack of sunlight and nutrition or his legs will crumble under his own monstrous weight. As for Other Joe, he's quiet as a mouse like usual. It's mainly a Joe and Delrith gay fest for the whole video, both of them talk over each other like it's a dick measuring contest.

And Joe always finds some random single point to pin on and make any other popular movie a 5/10, but this thing is a 9? How is that justified?

AngryJoe Vs. OtherJoe in WWE 2k16!

Gack! What the hell is that fur ball on the screen, oh wait that's Angry Joe. And is that Other Joe in the background surfing Mexican wrestler porn? Man, Joe and company are just getting weirder by the day. I mean he's got neckbeards and paedophiles on his show, that's just plain wrong. Chris Hanson ahoy!

Anyway Joe's working on the Fallout 4 review, he's going to throw up let's plays in the meantime, yeah because that's what we want to see. I didn't watch more than 50 seconds of the video because I ain't interested in watching shit and lazy content, and neither should you. See ya later peoples......

AngryJoe Plays GreyGoo! [Multiplayer]

Another paid promotion, it looks like sell out Joe is up to no good again. This is the new trend for Joe, shilling out to companies for money to cover their games.  He talks about how some Westwood employees help make the game, maybe the neckbeard delrith knows about them but Joe is being spoon fed this information. Because he only got into gaming when the original Xbox came out and seriously when the Xbox 360 came out. Basically, he's a poser.

He role play's his way throughout the entire video, even talking like a robot at some points. He's really obsessed with saying the blob like it's hilarious, it's like amateur hour at the local comedy club. The video is pure gameplay and not very interesting, there's even periods where there's no dialog at all. They just fight the ai, why can't they fight real players for once, that would be interesting to see. Even though the ai was at hard, it was a cakewalk. I don't even wanna bother write anymore about this so I'll let these angry comments do the talking.

New to the party?

A well thought out opinion, Joe should actually pay attention to these instead of shoving his head up his own ass.

He is corporate commander, it's so ironic!

I know, spamming epic units is no way to play. He's probably one of the retards that play C&C 4 online and spams healer units, fuck that guy.

Dude, screw you. These shitty day jobs are what keep people alive, this guy's probably never worked an honest day in his life.

He probably doesn't even care, that's why he's taking so long.

All in all: If you haven't seen game play, good for you. If you have or aren't interested, just don't bother watching it. We shouldn't be giving Joe the incentive to do more deals with companies, just leave an angry comment.

Posted by Ciaran Hillock at 00:47 

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Labels: Angry Joe, asshole, Corrupt, Corruption, Idiot, Money Faggory, neckbeard, YouTube

8 comments:

1. 
   Sean Oldman29 January 2015 at 02:16

   Paid Promotion Joe. It really has come to this, Joe. Also thanks Ciaran for introducing me to Veemonro (angry joe came out of the closet videos), he's an awesome youtuber.

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   Ciaran Hillock29 January 2015 at 15:33
   Yeah, he did a really good job on those.
   
   harryvdlaan29 January 2015 at 18:52
   hehe I follow some of veemonro's stuff as well now :)
   He is pretty smart in some things but quite dumb in others... He is also very very stubborn lol but at least he exposes SJWs and feminazis so I cant hate on him for it.
   
   Terry Brandstrom30 January 2015 at 06:06
   Anyone who talks about femnazis and SWJs is doing it because they know that sad pathetic neckbeards like to whine and bitch about that sort of thing and they want more views. I wish you'd fucking stop with that shit so I would never have to hear Anita Sarkisian's fucking name again but no, you guys make her fucking famous and are still giving her more publicity. It's fucking sad that you're all this stupid really.
   
   Yuichi_Rants30 January 2015 at 14:44
   Your right. Talking about sjw means instant views. It's ironic when they complain about how sjw are going on abc and getting popular when they the ones that got them the attention at first. Seriously all those sjw channels need to study and the sjw they hate so much will fade away.
   
   harryvdlaan31 January 2015 at 13:29
   sigh Veemonro sold out as well :/
   Angryjoe calls him a conspiracy theorist and he defends him wtf...
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   harryvdlaan30 January 2015 at 17:26

   Thats pure nonsense, there name already is all over the media. There is no avoiding it, so then ignoring it would be very VERY stupid, its like germany let hitler just do what he want until it was too late, these feminazis are just as dangerous and you need to step up to them... Ughh never know so many cowards were on here.

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   Yuichi_Rants31 January 2015 at 00:16
   Really what has "stepping up" to them done? Who is on the national news? who is duping the millions of uneducated people? Not the anti SJW side, nope just the SJW, and if people didn't raise their voice so loud to bring those extremist who threaten them then they would have faded to nothingness I hate SJW but it has been proven that not do all these anti SJW channels do it for the hits and money but also the speaking out has done more harm than good because of the extremist. No one was taking these SJW seriouslly until they started getting a following of people who hated them. Much like with rebecca black back in the day, "we do not hate them because they are popular, they are popular BECAUSE we hate them."
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Destiny - AngryJoe's Post-Review Discussion

When I saw this video I thought it might actually be something constructive that Joe had done, but you know what, it's basically Joe showing us part of a discussion him and Delrith were having. He even said this himself, it wasn't anything organized it was spontaneous and he just decided to record it and upload it. And is this going to be a thing, Joe randomly having his neckbeard buddy appearing on the show from now on. And what was up with that look that Delrith had, he looks like he's gonna murder someone. Maybe he heard everybody calling him a neckbeard, that or a Muslim  (Politically sensitive joke removed). 

Those eyes...

With that out of the way, let's talk about the actual video. Joe does make valid points about Destiny but it's just the tone in which he says it, a long story short Joe and the neck beard rant for a while on the game and basically say that Bungie has no clue how to make games and that they know how the game "should" have been made. It would be alright if they said this calmly but they had a dead serious tone the whole time which just shows how big their ego's are. And how can the video be called a discussion when it's just them two agreeing with what each other says, it's like they blow each other though knowing that Joe is single and it's mostly dude's on his show you could say that it's a possibility. See saved you from reading paragraphs, would you rather I bullet point it?

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That's what happens when two friends talk, all they do is agree with each other

Because the neck beards are taking over

Because it's currently popular to go with the trends and hate on the game, that's the type of guy Joe is

Yeah, Delrith's looking like the guy from Blade

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   Yuichi_Rants29 September 2014 at 02:43

   Good old queen of the neck beard Delrith. He lets us all know how awesome he is by having that first place in back ground from a while ago and then spews out, Dhur we want alien weapons it not so hard to balance them", of course coming to this conclusion based on his years of game development...oh wait.

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   Ciaran Hillock29 September 2014 at 15:31
   That guy Delrith really seems to have a chip on his shoulder, just because he plays game's doesn't mean he knows how to make them.
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   Terry Brandstrom1 October 2014 at 04:11

   Pretty cool that Joe let Sasquatch on his show. I wonder if he gave him any beef jerky.

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AngryJoe PAX 2014 + Shield Tablet Giveaway!

As expected Joe did his Pax 2014 video, oh wait except this is just an hour long vlog recapping what happened at the event. This isn't what people wanted, they wanted a more professional video and not some half assed vlog where he's clearly half asleep and uninterested. Oh but don't forget about the tablet giveaway, who the hell does he think he is, I'll tell you who, he's the fucking Irate Gamer now. But to get it you have to design an Army Shirt and Jersey, which means any 12 year old retard can post their designs. Basically the video is just Joe and a neck beard talking about the different games they were shown, watch it if your interested but you can check out way better articles and video's on Pax 2014 from other outlets. At least IGN or Gamespot don't bore you to death.

Anyway, let's check out the comments:

Even the Angry Joe Show Fan account is against Joe on this matter.

Exactly, Joe and his fanboys are just a bunch of retards

He's not here anymore, the current Angry Joe is just a shell of his former self

Because Joe is not a Sony fanboy, complete with lube.

There's far more than ass licking going on over at the Angry Joe Show.

Even with the mis-spelling the dude still has a point.

That's it for this post, spread the word of how Joe is a total poser and that he sucks, peace out.

2 comments:

1. 
   Osk Luz7 September 2014 at 14:27

   Keep up the good work, buddy. I love this blog.

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   Ciaran Hillock7 September 2014 at 21:36
   Thanks man, I'm goin' to Infinity and Beyond!
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