AngryJoe Plays P.T. - Part 2 Finale!

What the fuck?

He uploaded part two first and then part one, where is his head at? besides Other Joe's ass. And what's with the "Finale" bit, it's not like it's some kind of grand finale to a ballet. Anyway, what to expect in this video:

• Joe not shutting the fuck up
• Joe acting like a complete idiot
• Joe praising Hideo Kojima (Japanese pedophile)
• Pretending to be scared and failing miserably
• Joe not being able to play a video game properly

And what disgusted me most about this video is how Joe reacted to the demon baby fetus, Other Joe was like "hey pick it up, it's a crying baby" and Joe was like "no, it's a demon baby, get it the hell away from me" and freaking the hell out like it was real. But that just shows us an insight into Joe's psyche and his opinion on children, this is probably why he's single. Throughout the video he also constantly sucks Kojima's flee infested penis by saying how "beautiful" and "realistic" the game is, when in fact he has nothing good to say so he says the most generic thing possible. And he makes no mention of what he thought of the entire thing, probably because this is just a video from his twitch account which aren't edited besides from the odd fading.

Haven't you noticed how Joe cleans every Japanese dude Johnson

Because Joe is retarded

Well that's where all the dollars are at, that and he's just lazy

Oh so that's why the second part was uploaded first, does he not even check his video's before he uploads them?

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes Angry Review

I totally agree with everything Angry Joe said in his review, mainly because he is right and all the things that pissed him off pissed me off. Though I will comment on a couple of things he said in his review.

For one he states he hasn't played any previous Metal Gear game and I mean really, really Joe you at least must of had a PS2 or an original Xbox because games have been released on both systems. Though this may further compound the rumors that Angry Joe only really got into gaming when the Xbox 360 came out, hence his lack of knowledge of Metal Gear Solid, though even I don't even know what's going on anymore because like Joe, I never had a PS4 and the franchise just dropped off the radar for me.

Angry Joe really tackles a lot of issues with the game ranging from its price point to its controls, and much more. He really covers most aspects of the game and does it justice, though he played it on the Xbox One much to people dismay because it's always been a PlayStation game but really who cares what you play it on. All the parody moments Joe and Other Joe do are all well done and really funny, unlike a couple of  his other videos recently...cough...cough. He also mentions how Case Zero was kinda like a demo and how it's similar to Ground Zeroes even though the two are totally different cases.

He also mentions the controversial "vagina bomb" which for one is just plain wrong, he pulls off a very funny parody of this scene involving Other Joe's butt, really check it out. Though he didn't mention the other controversial parts of the game such as the torture or the gang rape in the audio logs in the game. If you complain anywhere about these parts of the game prepare to get bombarded by fan boys who'll try and explain the stupid reasons behind Kojima's childish writing style and misogynistic views. More information of this can be found here: http://ettugamer.com/tag/hideo-kojima/

I highly recommend you check it out, it'll give you an insight into Hideo Kojima's distorted view of women, which at times is really messed up due to him being Japanese, and that's a whole other issue altogether. Taking all facts into consideration he gives the game a 5/10 which is really a fair score. Agreeing with Joe really defeats the purpose of this blog though we'll see where he goes from here.

Though in the bloopers at the end of the video Joe says to other Joe that he "lubes him up", I know they're joking but people do talk about how gay they are sometimes though they're just messing around. Not a sight I would want to imagine.........damn it

4 comments:

1. 
   Jacob McQuaid23 September 2014 at 04:29

   Name one MGS game on the original Xbox, don't worry, I'll wait.

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   Ciaran Hillock23 September 2014 at 21:37
   Metal Gear Sold 2 Sons of Liberty, I know because I've actually played the game.
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2. 
   Jagoda Mazur3 March 2015 at 16:32

   You suck and fuck your blog, looser ,p

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   1. 
      Ciaran Hillock4 March 2015 at 00:30

      I love you too, buddy.