Angry Joe's Epic Battle in ESO! (PvP Event)

More MMO Crap instead of actual reviews, isn't it just great when the last review was Ground Zeroes which was over 3 weeks ago. Since then he's put out 9 videos which are mostly just filler between his reviews, one of which (Infamous) isn't coming out because Joe's too busy playing the Elder Scrolls Online, that and playing with himself 24/7.

Get a load of his gelled up hair cut

He starts off the video telling you about a load of crap, mostly why he isn't doing the Infamous review because he's doing the Elder Scrolls Online, even though he started playing Infamous since it came out and went to LA at the end of last month, so that should have left Joe with weeks to put out the video but as well all know Joe's just a lazy shit who doesn't want to put out a video unless he can make monies. Also what the hell is wrong with him in the opening 2mins, he's flapping his head around like he's autistic or something, that or he never slept. Just look at his hair, he's put far too much gel into it and it looks pretty pathetic, probably trying to mimic and anime hairstyle. Goku I think not.

A little background information for the event is that Angry Joe forgot to record his audio so he had to take someone else's audio for the video which results in a bunch of other people people talking instead of Joe throughout the video. This is both annoying and unprofessional, though the Battle is a sight to behold you really could get better video from other places on YouTube of castle sieges but none of them would have Angry Joe ripping off the General Speech's from Rome Total War now would they. Seriously Joe get on with the reviews and not this stupid filler shit. Anyway now onto the comments section.

Agree with this guy completely

Looks like someone's looking for attention

All three have got a point

That's it for this time, another post coming later on tonight about Joe Vs IGN on Twitter.

Angry Joe Plays Dark Souls 2!

Those emotes look like they were pulled right outta Lost Planet 2

Wow, another lets play, Angry Joe's really driving his fanbase into the ground recently, just look at his video views on his last couple of videos. He'll lose a lot of his fanbase to other You tubers if he doesn't start putting up regular content that isn't clips of his twitch streams, which really doesn't take any effort other than editing the video and uploading it. Today he's playing Dark Souls 2 which came out on March 11 in the USA, and he did the live stream on  the 13 March making two videos lasting 1 hour and 35 minutes and 1 hour and 20 minutes , which makes this video 15 days old content that he decided to upload to YouTube because he's too busy doing god knows what in LA. For those who haven't been following his twitter feed he went to LA for some reason to meet a bunch of unfunny hacks just like him.

Anyway to the actual video, Angry Joe acts like a complete retard while he's playing Dark Souls 2, he gets hit and dies tons of times and he doesn't even try to block. Now just look at the terrible graphics of Dark Souls 2 and then look at the new Metal Gear game in the picture above, I can't believe both are on the same system because Dark Souls has shit production values and it's clear that the Japanese developers don't give a shit what their video game looks like. He's also wearing the stupid helmet he wore during the Rome total war review because he's like to role play when he's playing video games, proving that he is the biggest child out of them all, and he wonders why people call him retarded. I won't say much more because it's basically him acting like a retard running around and dying but blaming the game, though I'll let the YouTube comments speak for for themselves through a new segment on the blog called "Viewers Response", lets begin:

 Now wasn't that enlightening, come back next time when Angry Joe screws up yet again.

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes Angry Review

I totally agree with everything Angry Joe said in his review, mainly because he is right and all the things that pissed him off pissed me off. Though I will comment on a couple of things he said in his review.

For one he states he hasn't played any previous Metal Gear game and I mean really, really Joe you at least must of had a PS2 or an original Xbox because games have been released on both systems. Though this may further compound the rumors that Angry Joe only really got into gaming when the Xbox 360 came out, hence his lack of knowledge of Metal Gear Solid, though even I don't even know what's going on anymore because like Joe, I never had a PS4 and the franchise just dropped off the radar for me.

Angry Joe really tackles a lot of issues with the game ranging from its price point to its controls, and much more. He really covers most aspects of the game and does it justice, though he played it on the Xbox One much to people dismay because it's always been a PlayStation game but really who cares what you play it on. All the parody moments Joe and Other Joe do are all well done and really funny, unlike a couple of  his other videos recently...cough...cough. He also mentions how Case Zero was kinda like a demo and how it's similar to Ground Zeroes even though the two are totally different cases.

He also mentions the controversial "vagina bomb" which for one is just plain wrong, he pulls off a very funny parody of this scene involving Other Joe's butt, really check it out. Though he didn't mention the other controversial parts of the game such as the torture or the gang rape in the audio logs in the game. If you complain anywhere about these parts of the game prepare to get bombarded by fan boys who'll try and explain the stupid reasons behind Kojima's childish writing style and misogynistic views. More information of this can be found here: http://ettugamer.com/tag/hideo-kojima/

I highly recommend you check it out, it'll give you an insight into Hideo Kojima's distorted view of women, which at times is really messed up due to him being Japanese, and that's a whole other issue altogether. Taking all facts into consideration he gives the game a 5/10 which is really a fair score. Agreeing with Joe really defeats the purpose of this blog though we'll see where he goes from here.

Though in the bloopers at the end of the video Joe says to other Joe that he "lubes him up", I know they're joking but people do talk about how gay they are sometimes though they're just messing around. Not a sight I would want to imagine.........damn it

4 comments:

1. 
   Jacob McQuaid23 September 2014 at 04:29

   Name one MGS game on the original Xbox, don't worry, I'll wait.

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   Ciaran Hillock23 September 2014 at 21:37
   Metal Gear Sold 2 Sons of Liberty, I know because I've actually played the game.
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2. 
   Jagoda Mazur3 March 2015 at 16:32

   You suck and fuck your blog, looser ,p

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   1. 
      Ciaran Hillock4 March 2015 at 00:30

      I love you too, buddy.