Angry Joe Sucks Blog 4 - Revenge of the nerds: Xbox One

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Monday, 15 September 2014

AngryJoe Plays Destiny - Pre-Review Impressions

Is this going to become the norm for Joe, talking about a game for a couple of minutes then showing a long ass let's play session, because it seems like that's what he's going for. Also he's playing Destiny on the PS4 because he's shilled out to hashimoto, that and he's a faggot. Basically it's him summarizing what he liked and what he didn't like about Destiny, though he could have said the game is basically firefight from Halo except an entire game. And in the actual review he'll probably yap his mouth off as usual instead of summarizing his sentences, and this is why people still say Joe is such an amateur at anything video game related. We'll just have to wait and see how he messes up in the actual review so in the meantime check out the comments below:

A typical Angry Army faggot response, maybe if Joe took that stick out of his ass then he could get some stuff done but as usual he let's his dick riding fanboys do all the work for him.

Reviews take time dude but we all know that Joe will take his sweet ass time as usual

I think this guys onto something

It seems like this guy has cleaned Joe's dick a couple of times already, what a total retard

I'm pretty sure that this actually happened, Photoshopped images coming soon

Well that was his Pre-Review Impressions video, now wasn't that bore fest fun, if you said no then well done you get a golden star. If you said yes you can just go to the nearest hospital and get butt fucked by the Mexican janitor with a funny eye and an eye patch because reasons. And just like the Archfiend, have a nice day everyone, fucking idiot.

13 comments:

Terry Brandstrom19 September 2014 at 20:19
The funny thing about this is Joe pretending on Twitter like he's the one who came up with the "Traveler is evil" hypothesis when it was actually some chick on Kotaku who did rofl.
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The Pro Lesi19 September 2014 at 23:39
Its really amazing how many effor you put into a blog what only a few reads. So You doing this since March 16.

That was 189 Days ago. You got 100 PAGE views per day. Less than 100 people visiting your blog. And I'm not counting refreshing the page You ain't gonna change anything. You can continue you hate-speech against somebody You clearly dont like. But you know what. Continue that. Reply me in an offending/douchy way... or just ignore me.. This is the last time I visited this page... Ops.. You just lost 1% off your views... or maybe more. Bye. Enjoy your life
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Nqmam ime21 September 2014 at 13:53
Wow, that's the most childish and juvenile website, full of 12 year olds with anger issues going through puberty I've ever seen.
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harryvdlaan29 September 2014 at 14:32
he is just exposing what a low life, lieing son of a bitch that fat fucker really is.

He isnt a champion for gamers against the corporations, he is stabbing us all in the back while making thousands of dollars.

fuck him and his gay little 'army'
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Friday, 15 August 2014

Tomb Raider 2 Xbox Exclusive - Angry Rant

Well it seems Joe has blown a gasket since the new Laura Croft game is going to be an Xbox One exclusive. Even though I do agree with his opinion on the matter, his rant went on way too long. He hit all the right points in the first nine minutes but went on and kept ranting away, also he's acting like he can't even play the game even though he's owns an Xbox One. You can just see his hatred for Microsoft throughout the entire video, but he's totally missing the point that it's a timed exclusive. He just jumped on the band wagon instead of waiting for them to reply, and what happened, they said it was a timed exclusive and it would eventually make it's way onto the other platforms. Joe's just being a dumbass and the entire world knows it, sometimes he should just keep his mouth shut.

Let's see how people across the internet have reacted to Joe's reaction. We'll be checking out NeoGaf and the YouTube comments section.

Neogaf:

Yeah, gotta roll in the dough

Exactly, Joe went way overboard with this one

This comment is to the point

Once you go jap you don't go back

And the world now knows it

Only time will tell

Monday, 28 April 2014

Angry Joe Watchdogs Interview - April 2014

Well it seems Ubisoft contacted Angry Joe to do an interview with them for their upcoming game Watchdogs. Joe gets to talk to the Animation Director Colin Graham, who doesn't really know that much about the game other than what they were showing off at the show floor. Joe mostly asks questions about what they were showing off though he did ask about the graphics downgrade which the guy brushes off quickly after saying that the game will have those graphics if you have the best pc, we'll see that for ourselves when the game launches but just by looking at it you can tell straight away that it's not the same thing they showed off at E3.

They talk about some of the games features which are cool though not really what you would expect from a next-gen game, especially since it will get more redundant when you'll progress into the game. Other than Joe basically sucking up to the guy to get kudos from Ubisoft for saying great things about the game Joe does an alright interview and shows enough footage from the game to keep you interested. Though it's really stuff you've probably already seen, anyway the guy Joe's interviewing keeps avoiding eye contact with Joe throughout the video probably because he's being told what to say and not giving his own opinion. Well that's just video game pr for you, only tell them the good things and never the bad. Now onto the comments:

Well we won't know until he puts out the review, but I guess he'll give it a good score due to him getting an interview

True, there were probably other people waiting to do interviews

Yeah, the graphics don't really look like a real next gen game, probably because it's on last gen too.

Exactly, nobody's talking about the Xbox One version, probably because it'll be inferior to the other platforms so they can sell more PS4's

True, just look at the Titanfall pc version before they patched it, just goes to show developers only care about making money first and making a good game second.

Graphic's do always make a game but you do want your "next-gen" games to look good and not like some bad port from last gen.

Saturday, 22 March 2014

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes Angry Review

I totally agree with everything Angry Joe said in his review, mainly because he is right and all the things that pissed him off pissed me off. Though I will comment on a couple of things he said in his review.

For one he states he hasn't played any previous Metal Gear game and I mean really, really Joe you at least must of had a PS2 or an original Xbox because games have been released on both systems. Though this may further compound the rumors that Angry Joe only really got into gaming when the Xbox 360 came out, hence his lack of knowledge of Metal Gear Solid, though even I don't even know what's going on anymore because like Joe, I never had a PS4 and the franchise just dropped off the radar for me.

Angry Joe really tackles a lot of issues with the game ranging from its price point to its controls, and much more. He really covers most aspects of the game and does it justice, though he played it on the Xbox One much to people dismay because it's always been a PlayStation game but really who cares what you play it on. All the parody moments Joe and Other Joe do are all well done and really funny, unlike a couple of his other videos recently...cough...cough. He also mentions how Case Zero was kinda like a demo and how it's similar to Ground Zeroes even though the two are totally different cases.

He also mentions the controversial "vagina bomb" which for one is just plain wrong, he pulls off a very funny parody of this scene involving Other Joe's butt, really check it out. Though he didn't mention the other controversial parts of the game such as the torture or the gang rape in the audio logs in the game. If you complain anywhere about these parts of the game prepare to get bombarded by fan boys who'll try and explain the stupid reasons behind Kojima's childish writing style and misogynistic views. More information of this can be found here: http://ettugamer.com/tag/hideo-kojima/

I highly recommend you check it out, it'll give you an insight into Hideo Kojima's distorted view of women, which at times is really messed up due to him being Japanese, and that's a whole other issue altogether. Taking all facts into consideration he gives the game a 5/10 which is really a fair score. Agreeing with Joe really defeats the purpose of this blog though we'll see where he goes from here.

Though in the bloopers at the end of the video Joe says to other Joe that he "lubes him up", I know they're joking but people do talk about how gay they are sometimes though they're just messing around. Not a sight I would want to imagine.........damn it

4 comments:

Jacob McQuaid23 September 2014 at 04:29
Name one MGS game on the original Xbox, don't worry, I'll wait.
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Jagoda Mazur3 March 2015 at 16:32
You suck and fuck your blog, looser ,p
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1. Ciaran Hillock4 March 2015 at 00:30
  I love you too, buddy.

Friday, 21 March 2014

Titanfall Angry Review

The video starts off with both Angry and Other Joe shooting each other wearing bad cosplay, they shoot and call down each others titan's, but they play with toy robots instead. This sequence is both long and boring and only serves as Angry Joe's reason to keep the video under parody because otherwise he wouldn't be able to make monies, which he need moar of. Together the intro sequence takes 2:56 out of the total 31:58 running time. Let's continue.

He says that Titanfall provides a fresh new experience, so does every other new game franchise or at least they do at first. Take Halo 4 for example, it was great to play when it came out and was terrible a week after because all the excitement of playing something new runs out, something Angry Joe does not mention. He also says that it succeeds in creating mech and infantry based combat, now listen just because it has mechs and infantry together doesn't mean it is good because the game isn't even balanced because the mechs move so unrealistically, I would have rather they gone with a "real mech" rather than a guy sized up because that's really what we got. Though it's really down to a players preference, and yeah I know too much text.

He also is annoyed by the game having a bad story even though it was always going to be multiplayer focused, though they could have done more than audio logs. He also brags about it not having destructible environments, yeah it seems Joe's going all Battlefield on this one, that alone would not have made the game better it would have made it worse. Strange enough he wants to be able to shoot planes out of the sky even though no game has that sort of thing, he also says the game should have more maps even though no game ever has more than 15 at launch which is about right for a multiplayer focused game.

Angry Joe is even more fail because he never even touched upon Gun or Uniform customization or lack thereof, which he could have at least mentioned. He didn't even put up a list of improvements that game could have only mentioning a couple aspects, seriously his game review is only so long because he includes sections of his lets play, that and he runs his mouth more than Pat the Nes Punk. Anyway he gives the game a 7/10, which oh my is an average score Joe, it seems he's just as big as a hypocrite as those other game reviewers. (oh wait he always was)

He shows what scores it got for some and shames them for giving it a decimal, in what world does he get the right to judge if someone gives it a decimal, seriously he had the same thing with Pacific Rim and he was wrong there also. Anyways his review is too long and tedious to be take seriously, ,..... just like this post ......