Showing posts with label Plays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plays. Show all posts

Saturday, 30 January 2016

AngryJoe Plays Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak!


Right off the bat Joe can't even pronounce Kharak right, what a moron. Is he even trying anymore? He's also apparently excited about this new game even though the Homeworld "franchise" if you can even call it that has been long dead , I mean who the hell wants a ground control rip off as a Homeworld game or even wanted more backstory? I mean stuff like this just screams cash grab, and that's exactly what it is. Not to mention that if you wanted to show your game off you don't give it to Angry Joe because he can't even play any game right, he's a terrible let's player and that's a fact.

Also this is a "promo" which more or less means that Joe took it up the ass from the devs so he could shill whatever game comes his way, it's stuff like this that put his credibility in the drain. Heck I bet that Joe hasn't even played or finished the original Homeworld games, what a poser. Whatever don't even watch this cesspool of a video, just down vote and leave an angry comment. Oh and check out the comments section as everyone is having a good old time ripping Joe a new one for being goddamn lazy. I hope someone sends flesh eating worms to Joe's house so he can go and start shout CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

Dude reddit references and memes xd lol wut

Now gfto off this site, I've got a night shift tonight and I'm not looking forward to it, then I've got a christening the following morning. Being me is suffering but who cares? Catch you on the flip side!

Wednesday, 20 January 2016

AngryJoe Plays Hard West!

More like Angry Joe is a fucking soulless sellout, amirite? Shilling Sanchez is at it again, how many paid promotions is he going to do this year I wonder? And let's take into account that this is an INDIE GAME, I'm guessing Joe is a shit magnet nowadays for companies.

And looks like the Angry Army is out in force in the comments section, they are literally crying that other people are complaining about Joe not working on the top 10 video's, which he should be. I mean how can he be so busy but sticks out crap content like this, what a freaking liar, he always uses the sympathy card like a bitch. Whatever, just leave an angry comment and down vote the video, crap content shouldn't be tolerated.

Saturday, 23 August 2014

AngryJoe Plays P.T. - Part 2 Finale!

What the fuck?

He uploaded part two first and then part one, where is his head at? besides Other Joe's ass. And what's with the "Finale" bit, it's not like it's some kind of grand finale to a ballet. Anyway, what to expect in this video:

  • Joe not shutting the fuck up
  • Joe acting like a complete idiot
  • Joe praising Hideo Kojima (Japanese pedophile)
  • Pretending to be scared and failing miserably
  • Joe not being able to play a video game properly

And what disgusted me most about this video is how Joe reacted to the demon baby fetus, Other Joe was like "hey pick it up, it's a crying baby" and Joe was like "no, it's a demon baby, get it the hell away from me" and freaking the hell out like it was real. But that just shows us an insight into Joe's psyche and his opinion on children, this is probably why he's single. Throughout the video he also constantly sucks Kojima's flee infested penis by saying how "beautiful" and "realistic" the game is, when in fact he has nothing good to say so he says the most generic thing possible. And he makes no mention of what he thought of the entire thing, probably because this is just a video from his twitch account which aren't edited besides from the odd fading.

Haven't you noticed how Joe cleans every Japanese dude Johnson
Because Joe is retarded
Well that's where all the dollars are at, that and he's just lazy
Oh so that's why the second part was uploaded first, does he not even check his video's before he uploads them?

Thursday, 3 July 2014

AngryJoe Plays Sniper Elite III

Damn, you know Joe needs the money when there is four ad breaks
Well the E3 interviews are over and Joe has jumped at the chance to pump out more let's play video's, he's playing the recently released Sniper Elite 3. He'll probably just stream the game and not review it, just like Infamous and Wolfenstein. Anyway if you've ever wanted to see Joe get frustrated and angry because of his own fault, this video is for you. Just look at how many ad's there are in this video, four, even for a video this long there should have been at least two.
Just look at the video's description, he's pointing you to where you can buy the game. How isn't he being payed by the developers to sell  their game.
Joe and Other Joe take turns when one of them dies but Joe keeps throwing a temper tantrum because Other Joe started to get more points than him, this is just one example of how big of an asshole  Joe is when it comes to "winning". Just look at how serious he is, it's just a game it's meant to be fun be to Joe is serious shit like his life is on the line, he's probably just upset at someone getting a better score than him on "his" show. He says that the game reminds him of Metal Gear Solid even though that's not the only Stealth game, a more proper reference would have been Splinter Cell though I doubt Joe even knows anything about it. Anyway let's see what some viewers have said.

Joe doesn't like competition
Well said
Yeah, Joe don't know shit about the Military
Joe's probably eating some comfort food, we've all been there once
Probably because he's knows that his fanbase would go crazy
Very True, just look at what he uploaded after a let's play video...another Sniper Elite 3 video
Though the video was alright to watch it gets really annoying to watch when Joe starts bitching about Other Joe being better, that's just sad.

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

AngryJoe Plays Daylight - Part 2!

Well it's another Daylight video, Joe's just been spoiling us recently, though really why did he even bother uploading another video when even he must have noticed everyone getting angry over the first part, oh wait fuck you give me money. He never shuts up once this entire video and he's constantly changing his opinion about the game every two minutes, he also keeps saying "God damn" a lot during this video which just shows you how easily he tosses the G world around, seriously have some respect dude. Angry Joe does a shitty Army of Darkness reference by saying the magic words that Bruce Campbell said in the film, what a terrible movie. Anyway this video is just him acting like a retard again and really takes no effort in making since it's just from his twitch live streams, laziness incarnate.

Comments time:


But then how would Joe make monies
Exactly Joe should make another channel for these videos, just like how the Irate Game did it with  Skylanders
Just look at how these assholes respond to this guy, typical Angry Joe fanboys
Yeah, remember how Angry Joe did that, some friend he was
Exactly, if he has time to review Spiderman he must have time to review Infamous though Joe's probably worried that nobody will watch it because it's been a while since it was released
Well said Mr Stuart Antony, at least he has the balls to state his own opinion instead of the usual dick sucking in the comments section
I think Joe's playing badly on purpose to attract the "Angry" viewers
Exactly we want reviews not Lets plays, and his fans need to stop defending him and should let Joe speak for himself
Damn right, Joe's just some Pewdiepoe rip off right now

Monday, 14 April 2014

Angry Joe Plays BroForce!


Well it's back to crazy as Angry Joe and Other Joe have one hell of a time, I had fun watching it and you bet your ass they had fun playing it. This video is golden and has lots of laughs so go watch it because it's the best video Joe has done in a long time, since this is a good video I'll just post some comments from YouTube because there's nothing to nitpick in this video. Though I knew of this game before Joe played it, they talked about it on eNCA, uhm does anyone even watch that channel outside of South Africa?
Exactly what I was thinking

Aw, come on Other Joe is awesome

Gotta agree with you on that one

What a bunch of idiots, people want reviews not lets plays
Exactly what the first guy said, though the second guy can't understand that Joe has changed, maybe he's just can't accept it

That's it for this post, we'll see how long it takes Joe to put out his next review, which should be the Elder Scrolls Online and not Infamous Second Son. Is it me or just Joe not give a shit about console gamers anymore?