Angry Joe heads to Tennocon (War frame Convention in LONDON)

Seems like Angry Joe and a slew of other "content creators" are in LONDON of all places to shill for Warframe at Tennocon. Note that all of these people have been paid to go to this event as it's a paid promotion. Not that you'll hear any of them saying that.

Seems like Joe has his priories right, he'd rather travel around the world and shill then make proper video's for his fans. Also, a little about Tennocon. The basic ticket is $25 but VIP passes that include a tour of Digital Extremes’ offices and brunch with the game’s developers sold out in a day despite the price tag of $250. I wonder which one Joe has, though I presume since he's a "content creator" he'll have a special pass or some other bullshit.

Umbrella Corps Angry Review

For some reason he makes fun that there hasn't been an angry review in 4 weeks, when in reality it's been much more than that because he's been doing rapid fire review. The dude can't even fact check his own work for Christ sake, how does he expect to make it in the big leagues? Oh, and he also brought back Corporate Commander and Evil Joe. Oh, joy! He also pushed this review out before Doom because he was ANGRY!

He says playing the game is like getting punched in the face, look at this amazing criticism...or rather lack thereof. The game should be banished according to Joe because it's the worst excuse for a video game all year, yeah because it's the bane of his existence. Joe clearly has only played a handful of games this year. Joe claims the game is worse than Operation Raccoon City which is objectively wrong, he clearly hasn't played that game, plus it's unfair to judge both games side by side. He complains about micro transactions which are cosmetic and have no real effect on gameplay, but does Joe mention this? Heck no! Because he's got his head so far up his ass to pretend he's angry so he can get views on YouTube. Shame. Claims it's worse than Godzilla. He also shows lots of live stream footage, which is just plain lazy editing on his part.

I wonder if he used auto-aim during this game too.

Where is the content he says, yapping about lack of content when the game is an E-SPORTS GAME which he makes no mention of is both unprofessional and ignorant. He clearly hasn't done any research to back up his opinions, other than playing the game for a few hours that is. He also says you fight zombies in the game when in reality you fight other players online, complains about why there is cover in a game which is a third person cover shooter. And I've yet to mention the bad sketches, which are abundant in nature. Joe complains about things minuscule in nature such as how the character aims their gun, yelling to attract attention and foul language is an act of a twelve year old, exactly what Joe is. At the end when he does the final verdict and the rating (a 2/10), the Final Verdict as well as the number for it and the Epic Fail aren't there. Bravo.

All of the band wagoners were already hating this game because they think they're cool. Last month it was Battle Born, this month Mighty No. 9 and Umbrella Corps. Combine a common hobby and no social life and this is what happens. For those who want a good unbiased review, watch the video below:

Angry Joe on Family Vacation and upcoming reviews

Well for some reason Angry Joe thought he should release a new video, 2 mins of him and the rest with some random dude. Thanks Angry Joe. He does say he's sorry he couldn't review games but we all know that's bullshit because Angry "fuck you give me money" Joe only cares about the green. Here's the games he mentioned:

Overwatch - Meh
Total War - Isn't he a "hardcore" fan? He should go all out instead of being a faggot.
X-Men Review with cousins - who cares about it or his stupid beaner ass cousins when he's late on game reviews.
Drinks video - Something you only do when you've run out of ideas, what's next food video's?

There's so many stuff he didn't even mention, where the hell is the Doom review? Is he even doing one? This is getting out of hand, he's taking everything for granted while still acting like you should suck his dick for giving you the time of day. I think it's official that Joe doesn't give a fuck about his viewer-base anymore. He only cares about collecting a paycheck. Heck, he's getting other people to do reviews for him while he's gone, you can't be serious? He got someone else to do a VIVE review for him because he's so lazy and can't do it himself, he's basically Spoony One. What has this channel become?

From looking at the background you can tell he's at a farm or something similar, CIS white privileged male shit detected. Let's hope when Donald Trump get's elected he'll kick him and all those beaners out of the states. Yeehaw!

5 Movie video's in a week!

I mean golly, this is getting out of hand. In the past week alone Joe has put out 4 reaction videos, 1 movie review and one VR game review. The dude must have some priority problems because this isn't what most of his subscribers want. They want reviews, not some crappy video that takes him two seconds to make from Twitch footage. I mean he's been on Twitter and Twitch nearly every day shilling himself to make more jew money, and to make matters worse he's been putting Delrith on stream constantly when he's not there as if people want to watch that fat bastard.

And he's going to another stupid event to shill himself some more and suck developers cock to more interviews and paid promotions, how low can Joe go? It's one thing to "earn a living" playing video games like a retard but it's another thing to totally ignore what most of your fan base wants from you: REVIEWS! Maybe you should take that head out of your ass and give the people what they want instead of being an imbecile.

Because that's what we want.

Note
This marks a change in post format because I'm getting fucking tired of covering every little damn thing, so you'll see posts about whatever ebin lulz that retard is up to.

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story - Angry Reaction

Really? Is he going to do a fucking trailer reaction for everything that bloody comes out? But whatever all his fans will eat it up like no tomorrow because muh Joe senpai. And Joe is a politically correct faggot who likes shit. Star Wars is ruined. Angry Joe is a social justice coward bitch. The strong and independent female leading role trope is getting so boring. Like every film today has one. Oh, and before the white knights swoop down to tear me apart - no, I'm not sexist nor misogynistic, I don't hate women, I'm just tired of the same thing being used too much lately. 

Don't become these guys either.

Joe entire reaction to the trailer "THERE'S A SAMURAI. I'm watching this!" What a retard, he's jumping onto the bandwagon to promote a popular series to make himself more popular to get those precious YouTube clicks. Whatever, don't even bother watching crap like this when you can form your own opinion and not be a sheep. 

Oculus Rift Angry Review

Hey look it's that meme tier garbage developers are trying to shove down our throats, please let this shit bomb. If I wanted a proper "VR" experience I'd go bleach my eyes and play the virtual boy. And isn't Joe going blind? Why is he using this shit when it will only make his condition worse. I also feel like this video is paid because they are obviously trying to sell this piece of shit to any body who will listen. A shill is a shill. Joe said he wants to start up a new review series even though he can't even keep up with his regular game reviews, looks like he's going to where the money is. The most retarded thing in this video is that Joe didn't even know his computer had 3.0 usb ports, I mean he buys an overrated piece of junk and doesn't even know what's in it. 999-come-on-now?

He should also give other Joe a better mike, you can barely hear the poor dude.  Why have the other guy there if he barely talks and every time he does Joe speaks over him?

Looks like Joe has been deleting comments because people made fun of him for not knowing he had a 3.0 usb port.

It wouldn't be the Gay faggot show without two mexican faggots.

All in all a terrible shill video from a good goy. See ya later you bunch of cucks.

The Division Angry Review

Right off the bat we jump into retard central on the Angry Joe Show, it's cosplay man to the rescue for shits and giggles. Anyway let's get down to the actual video, Joe does do the game justice. Lot's of stuff were promised and they weren't even in the game, I remember reading about the game ages ago and finding out what was meant to be in it. This shit stinks and it shouldn't be tolerated because they are going to sell it all as DLC to make a cheap buck from retarded consumers. Also Joe should stop making the video's too long as it's a fucking drag when he dumps live stream footage and random gameplay clips, that's plain lazy. The video should be short and informative and not long, cringe worthy, boring, childish, and all that other crap. Ignore all this, it's an alright video.

I should also mention that Joe got into a huge twitter fight with a couple of guys over the misinformation he stated in his division review, it was far too long to cover here and half the posts were deleted because everyone's a bunch of pussies. What a bunch of dumb asses.

AJ's Battlefleet Gothic Armada Developer Preview!

Right off the bat, let me guess that it's a paid promotion. I know for one thing that it probably is but Joe won't tell you that because muh gaymer reputation and all. Did you know he actually took a flight from the granddaddy US of A to Yurop just to get this developer preview video done? Exactly, didn't think most people even knew Joe has left his house. Joe's also included a link to buy the game in the video's description and includes other links that appear during the video. Smells like a paid promotion, probably is a paid promotion. Not to mention that the video is freaking over 40 mins long, heck the average attention spam of an "Angry" Joe fan is next to that of a gnat. Why a gnat? Because it's got to be fucking something.

Anyway it's a long and boring video which only interests retards who can't be arsed to check out the game themselves without having to watch an autistic mexican's retarded video. That's the down low and that's a rap. Now fuck off you bunch of furries and watch Zootopia.

Angry Joe threatens legal action and his response/rant

If you haven't heard already then I'll tell you, apparently Joe has threatened legal action against me and this blog for things that I haven't even done. Looks like all those peso's have finally gone to his head.

Here's the threats he sent me over email:

And now I've legally got you requesting this information and participating in an unlawful hack Ciaran.
Thanks for encouraging this shit.
I've never done anything to you and you attack me like this? and encourage it?

If you post anything related to this hack Ciaran.
I WILL take LEGAL action against you. I know your address and I also know the identity of the hacker.
I will not STAND for this - this is an unlawful act, even in your country.
The authorities will be involved.

So be prepared for Legal Action as soon as you post any of my private sensitive information.
I will also get in contact with your web server host and google itself if this continues.

Wow, now let's all see who Angry Joe truly is.

And here's what he sent me afterwards, I've included my reply below his rant.

Wow. You are really two-faced aren't you?
Del showed me what you wrote on your hate blog.
I guess I'm just far too trusting of people...


Well, I don't have two faces so I don't know how I'm two faced. Oh and does Delrith "the paedo furry who likes bill murry" tell you everything? Seems likely. 

Thanks for not posting my personal information... Even though you put my earnings on blast.
Well post THIS asshole - you have my permission, let's see if you care about the truth and the real story, or if you hide inconvenient emails from the people you mislead about me every day.

Why thank you, I'll take that as a compliment. And what exactly have I been hiding from people? I've been as open as a whore from Morocco with one leg. Misleading my ass, I speak the truth and nothing but the truth. You don't earn seven dollars as we all thought, you've let all those peso's go to your head bro.

I work fucking hard. My show never stops. I put in 60-80 hour weeks, without vacation, without sick leave without a break. I quit my job and barely made ends meet till I could build up my show from NOTHING. 0 Subs. With NO ONE else building me up. I dealt with people like you, your constant hate speech about my ethnic background regardless of where I was born (Austin, TX), your daily attempts to destroy and defame me with any lie you can come up with, turn me into someone I'm not because you have some kinda insecurity or need for meaningless negative attention daily on the internet. An addiction and a sad lifestyle.

Playing video games isn't hard, you give yourself too much credit. And you say you work 60-80 hours a week without breaks or vacation? Yeah we all know that to be true, oh and how was Paris and Europe. Oh wait I forgot you don't take breaks. Silly me. Don't try and lie your way out of this one, Joe. You do realize TGWTG are partly to thank for your "e-fame" for lack of a better term, though I think generic angry mexican is a better term. You've got quite the victim complex. Boo hoo, you do realize people work themselves to the bone and have all kind of crosses to bear these days and yet you have the gall to complain. Say the same things to others and see what there response is. 

And IM the money grubbing asshole because I EARN my Income? You throw around those numbers like you know what they mean.
Consider that Maker takes a cut and that I ALSO have 2 employee's; OtherJoe & Delrith my best friends whom I try to support and you try to damage! EVERY DAY.

Wew lad, don't get ahead of yourself. You chose to bring them aboard so you don't get to complain. And nice headcannon Joe, I don't try and damage you EVERY DAY. You think too highly of yourself. 

I've been doing youtube what 7 years now? so you do the lifetime math, we honestly probably make the least of any youtuber at our subscriber level.
I read of youtube lets players who take EVERY DEAL, (who NEVER DISCLOSE, and STILL DONT disclose) and make insane amounts of money, far more than me, at lower subscriber levels too. Millions a YEAR, not lifetime. Then you got the big guys like pewdiepie makes something like $14 million A YEAR? Yet I'm the god damn grubby asshole that makes too much money for videos that are full productions? I'm the target for 4chan or hate blogs because I have opinions on games that gets unstable people's panties in a bunch. Enough just over a game OPINION that they devote the next 2 years of their life to posting about me every day on a hate blog full of lies? That's you. THOSE GUYS make more than a million dollars a month. And you know what? Good. Good for them. I hope that pisses you off every time you realize it. Every time you say what they or I do is "EASY" then answer me this? Why aren't you making that kinda money if it's so fucking easy?! Instead of making shit off your trash shit stain blog you work so often on.
I hope that really pisses you off how much I make and how much he makes.

You don't get my panties in a bunch because I don't wear any, though some of my jimmies do get rustled. You are trying to make it seem that I'm jealous of you when I think you are jealous of the others on Youtube who make big dollar. No wonder you try and be like PewDiePie, he's your senpai. 

So, tell me Ciaran, how does it feel to know that you are literally attacking a person who tries to support his friends with jobs and a huge percent of everything he makes, a person who makes far less than any of his peers because he has principles, and yet you make me out to be some kinda super villain because you take my "7 dollars" quote where I was pointing out big corporations are taking money out of our pockets and turning their backs on us as a community, all while I get taxed at some ridiculous percent while they get taxed NOTHING. Note, I never said all I ever made was 7 dollars or that I only have 7 dollars to my name you dumb shits! I was illustrating a fucking visual point.
Remember, you chose to support them, that's a choice so stop trying to garner sympathy. You are called 7 dollar Sanchez for a reason, you don't need me to explain why. 

So now you will post about me every day, but not because I'm evil, or deserve getting hacked. But because YOU want to. You love me. You want to know everything I say. You wait for my every move. So wait for my next move. Study what I do and write novels about how I open my chickfila nugget boxes (wow your obsessive). If that's what you need to be happy. But be very careful with libel, defamation and slander Ciaran. I don't think you understand the law in Belfast.
And I do things on principle, I think you believe that, and if you cross the line again then expect to your blog to be treated as such.
You might want to spend the next few days/weeks combing your website. Each and every post, each and every sentence, check it all to see if you are within the law.
Someone already took you down, for what you never did tell us. But im sure it would be just as easy to do again if you violate terms of service with blogger, your host or google (search engine).

Kek, a foreigner telling me how the law works in Belfast. Wow, I knew you were stupid but this takes the cake. I think it's you who clearly doesn't understand how things work, amigo. And stop implying the blogger takedown had anything to do with you, nice dubs, check them. Which I alreayd did explain, my blogger account received multiple dmca takedown requests because I translate anime, mango and light novels for FREE and the nips in Japan didn't really like that. That's why.

To the rest of you haters who lick Ciaran's balls every day. Keep Licking. You don't deserve independent thought. Make yourselves miserable, you guys deserve it.
So post this Ciaran. You want a follow up story to my online hack and how much money the show makes actually makes?
HERE it is! An Exclusive! Just for you - a supposed former "concerned fan" who thinks Joe has sold out (all while I decline thousands of dollars a month on shit promo deals that I cant in good conscious take - where was your post on those?) Exactly what you wanted, right?
Well no longer. In fact I think I'll start taking far more deals (ones that make sense and are for good products) and making far more money for you to write about (Stop letting people like you dictate how much I make or if I should be afraid to support something I believe in, like a good game or a good product). Yeah, that sounds good. Make it to where my friends can better secure their futures and we can do even bigger things for our show for you to complain and cry about. So how about it Ciaran? Deal?

Ewww, you gay brah? Nobody licks my balls like Delrith licks yours, stop pushing your fetishes onto me. And I don't think you sold out, the entire internet KNOWS you sold out because you've done paid promotions out of the asshole and the eternal Jew's own your ass and you know it. And no Joe, stop acting as if you are building a better future because you aren't. You clearly think too highly of yourself and are acting like DSP time and time again. Maybe you want to be him, I don't know. And speaking of crying, are your tears salty Joe? I think they are. So why don't you go make a fool of yourself somewhere else, you've already taken too much of my time already. 

Dr Jones signing off. 

Well, what do you think of them apples?

Gods of Egypt Angry Movie Review (Vlog)

Another movie review, this guy has done more movie reviews than actual video game reviews. And where the hell is that other top ten video that Joe said he would do. I guess he has his priorities straight with all that sponsorship on his Twitch account. You can just see by the look on his face that he's not interested in giving his fan base what they want. Because...

It seems Joe has a problem with the casting of the movie because there's white people playing Egyptians or some other kind of liberal bullshit. I find it very interesting that people like Angry Joe are fine with Heimdal being a black man. Somehow it's only wrong only when it's whites. The only thing worse than actually making a video about this movie is actually going to see the movie itself, you go in expecting it to be crap and you get upset because it was crap even though you knew what you were getting from the get go. This is just a stupid click bait tactic to see lel epic reddit funny man xd get angry because that's funny, right?

Whatever, Dr Jones out.

Layers of Fear Angry Review

Wow, two reviews in one week. Though the intro segment may be funny, the rest of the review sadly isn't. It's a long an dreary mess of a review where he lengthens the video by showing random clips from Twitch, LAZY! Why does the dialog in this review sound nothing like Joe would say? I think that he's plagiarizing IGN and Gamespot's written reviews again, obviously using big words trying to sound more professional. And the review is lazily 17 minutes long, heck you could edit the first couple of minutes and that would tell you if you want to buy this game or not. But whatever, this is Angry Joe so that means quantity of quality.

And why the hell is he making comparisons to Silent Hills PT? I mean is that the only first person horror game he's played? Oh wait we all know the answer to that question, casual Joe ahoy! I bet he hasn't even played Penumbra. He gives the game a 6/10 and that's far too low in my opinion, the game obviously tried to give the player something different but I guess people don't like that. I for one actually really liked the paintings and all that Jazz, it reminded me of a certain horror film that I can't remember the name of. Anyway it's a good game and you should check it out, it's also not full price 60 dollars so that's an extra incentive to play it. Anyway this is Dr Jones signing off, see ya.

Street Fighter V - Angry Rant (& Impressions)

Can you see my face, that means I angry. Le angry epic meme reddit face lmao xd. Uck, that's the average retard response to this video. Apparently Joe loves the game, he says it's better because it's easier to play for casuals for him. Joe says something stupid everyday and this is but one of them, I mean how dumb can one guy be? Oh wait he's Mexican so that's explains everything. Anyway even though he does make some good points the video is half an hour long even though all his points could have easily been done in under ten minutes, but this is lazy low effort vlog Joe so don't expect him to go the extra mile for his fans/slaves.

And this video isn't even an Angry Rant because it's just a dying facade to get people to watch his video, it's not like he can be upfront and calm when telling people facts. Whatever, don't even bother watching it because it's nothing you really need to know unless you haven't got a brain.

(2016) Angry Joe's Defense of Anita REFUTED!

If you've got an hour to spare (I don't) then I suggest you check out this insightful video, thanks to killerskiely100 for letting me know.

AngryJoeShow Panel - PAX South 2016

A freaking panel video, who the hell wants to willingly watch an hour of boring shit? Put your hand down you Angry Army faggots. Anyway it's a long and boring video that only 12 year old autistic retards would watch, don't even bother with this crap.

The only good thing that came out of this is this:

Ain't that the truth.

If you are wondering yes, I didn't even watch the video because I can't be bothered with this crap. Later...

Top 10 WORST Games of 2015!

Well, here's the list.

1. Raven's Cry (28:41) 
2. Godzilla (23:21)
3. Alone in the Dark: Illumination (18:44)
4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 (16:03)
5. Motorcycle Club (13:42)
6. Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma: Volume 1 (11:46) 
7. Sid Meier's Starships (10:17)
8. The Order: 1886 (6:45)
9. Evolve (3:44) 
10. Battlefield: Hardline (0:34) 

Right off the bat the list is pretty good, only a few stuff which I will nitpick. The first major problem is that there are no Nintendo games, Joe swore them off since he couldn't make money off their YouTube videos. Now Devil's Third is one of the worst games Nintendo has ever published, and yet it doesn't make it on this list, top kek. He also lists Raven's Cry as number one, yet his video coverage doesn't even show half of the shit that was wrong with that game. I mean the game was ass but Jim Sterling actually covered how fucked it was way better. Joe needs to rely less on stream coverage and get back to writing out more rants that actually articulate things that need to be bitched about in depth.

Look at my face, I'm so angry.

Now he's got Battlefield Hardline at number 10, yeah he's chatting shit about games he sucks at. If you take this into consideration it's not a worst games list, it's a games he's worst at list. Which is clearly what he's going for. Your also noticing that Battlefront isn't on the list, I bet Joe is saving that for the disappointments list. And again Joe uses video footage from other people because he's so damn lazy, and tons of video is also ripped straight his twitch because he's so god damn lazy again. I bet he didn't even fully play half of the games on this list and that Delrith told him what to put on the list. 

Now fuck off, I'm away to listen to Aqua's Megalomania again. What are you still doing here, gtfo maggot!

AngryJoe Plays Just Cause 3!

Uhm, this is a let's play and not a review. Seems like Joe has got his priorities straight, and by that I mean he probably got payed to do a sponsored let's play because the game is recently out. I mean his fanbase want reviews and quality content, not this crap pulled from his Twitch account to act as padding in between reviews.

And I seriously doubt he'll even review the game because this is Angry Joe we're talking about, he says he'll do one thing while he fucks off to do something else. The guy is a fraud and a walking joke at this point, and the only people who fail to realize this are the sheep that keep eating up everything he puts out because they can only parrot the opinion of another and not form their own.

But anyway let's get onto the actual video, is it worth watching or not? Heck no! It's boring, not very entertaining, pewdiepie level and Joe just plain sucks at the game like most games. This type of content shouldn't be tolerated and I hope you all are letting it rip on Twitter and on the comments section. Addios amigos.

Out with the old, in with the new!

That's deep, man.

As most of you have probably found out by now, my old blogger account was terminated because I received a DMCA strike for something that was unrelated to Angry Joe. Contrary to popular belief, Joe and the Angry Army had nothing to do with it. Anyway, what does this mean for the future of the Angry Joe Sucks Blog? I don't know, I'm thinking of only covering his reviews from this moment onward and doing monthly posts about what's been happening. I'll wait and see before I make that decision. In the meantime, go fuck off somewhere else...only joking...actually I'm not, fuck off this time Angry fanboys. Pardon my french.

And if you're wondering what'll happen to all those good old times we had on the old blog, fear not cretain! Whatever I can salvage from google cache will be put on this blog too, it'll probably just take ages since it really is a daunting task. That's it, that's all I've got to say so go wallow in your sorrow somewhere else.

Angry Joe mentions the Angry Joe Sucks Blog during a Stream

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