Angry Joe live streamed his reaction to the American Election results, much to his viewers dismay he wore a trump hat and gushed as he came out for some reason. He later went nuts on twitter, posting all kind of stuff trying to defame Trump and ruin his reputation. Posting content from meme tier political websites that can't be trusted, as expected from someone who does not know what they speak of.
He swung insults left and right to all members of the political spectrum, even lashing out against the Democrats on Twitter. Even admitting that Hilary's email scandal lost her the election. But I'm guessing she lost the election because ANGRY JOE VOTED FOR HER!
Heck he even retwetted a Hitler and Donald Trump comparison, literally no argument whatsoever.
I wonder if he's talking about his ex girlfriend Megamanda here, probably is seeing as he's still butt hurt over her. Angry Joe probably couldn't handle it, that's why he started drinking like a real beaner.
He should stick to videogames, he really has no clue what he's talking about. I mean he tried to say that most people who voted for trump are poor ass uneducated white people, really? He's just as bad as those Hilary supporters who spew all kinds of vile shit. But you want to know what the funny thing is? Most of his viewers are probably white males. Here's a quote from Joe: "Obama's a muslim....as if that's a bad thing". Typical regressive leftist piece of shit. Jose is grasping at straws with shit like this and his "kill Obama" segment he had in that video he made. He'll harp on that but will ignore the thousands of people (black lives matter) screaming "Kill White people" on twitter, reddit, tumblr etc. I think manbaby Joe should stick to video games before he gets his ass handed to him again.
It looks like this Mexican asshole is about to cry, aww poor baby needs to shill moar. He says like he always does that a review is coming, Quantum break to be exact, then he wants to do a Ratchet and Clank review as if he's even played a game in that series. Afterwards he wants to do a Battle fleet Gothic armada review since he's been shilling that game since forever because muh Warhammer obsession. He'll also be going to PAX EAST where he announced in advance that he'll be streaming battle born because muh paid promotion among other shit. And for some other bizarre reason he wants to do another Batman vs Superman video because that's where all the money is at right now, shitty movie related video for that easy YouTube money, what a scumbag.
He then goes on to say that you should support his "independent reviews channel", since when has he called what he does that? It seems that he's trying to portray himself as something he's not once again. You got to love it when Joe blames his health for the reason he can't put reviews out but that won't stop him from streaming on Twitch and making movie videos, under the weather my ass. He's a liar through and through. He also complains that he isn't part of a big company where he has over 200 employees like IGN or GameSpot, it seems to me that he's looking for something to complain about when it's his own fault that he isn't putting out reviews. The lazy fucking beaner of a whore.
What a load.
He also put out another Loot Crate video to help support his channel because fuck you give me money. Looks like a sellout piece of shit does what a sellout does best, sellout.
Right off the bat we jump into retard central on the Angry Joe Show, it's cosplay man to the rescue for shits and giggles. Anyway let's get down to the actual video, Joe does do the game justice. Lot's of stuff were promised and they weren't even in the game, I remember reading about the game ages ago and finding out what was meant to be in it. This shit stinks and it shouldn't be tolerated because they are going to sell it all as DLC to make a cheap buck from retarded consumers. Also Joe should stop making the video's too long as it's a fucking drag when he dumps live stream footage and random gameplay clips, that's plain lazy. The video should be short and informative and not long, cringe worthy, boring, childish, and all that other crap. Ignore all this, it's an alright video.
I should also mention that Joe got into a huge twitter fight with a couple of guys over the misinformation he stated in his division review, it was far too long to cover here and half the posts were deleted because everyone's a bunch of pussies. What a bunch of dumb asses.
Another movie video. Yawn. Where's my reaction video for the new X-men trailer? Oh wait Joe only does video's when it suits him. I'm also kind of annoyed he got the characters fighting on the wrong teams in the video. The end of the video shows who is fighting with who... and Scarlet is on Cap's team while Vision is on Stark's team. (yes we know Vision was a Cap man in the comic) And Widow is Stark's team too, though he mention's that she is on Cap's. What a retard. Other Joe barely got to say anything as usual because fuck you it's my show.
It's funny how in the Batman vs. Superman trailer, Joe says something about crappy CGI. Yet he fails to mention the crappy CGI around the 1:57 mark. Did anyone else see the how Robert Downey's head seems to be off-centered from the suit? It looks likes he has a crook in his neck which looks a bit too unatural. He talks about them "cramming" more characters here but it works because for most of them you had 10 years of movies to get to know them, while for BvS the only character that has been flashed out is Superman, we know nothing about the others. Joe just loves to scream his head off when trailers show too much but makes excuses when marvel does it. dude you are such a hypocrit and need to stfu. you are a superman fan only when it suits you or your reviews. do us all a favor and Stay on marvels dick.
Wow, two reviews in one week. Though the intro segment may be funny, the rest of the review sadly isn't. It's a long an dreary mess of a review where he lengthens the video by showing random clips from Twitch, LAZY! Why does the dialog in this review sound nothing like Joe would say? I think that he's plagiarizing IGN and Gamespot's written reviews again, obviously using big words trying to sound more professional. And the review is lazily 17 minutes long, heck you could edit the first couple of minutes and that would tell you if you want to buy this game or not. But whatever, this is Angry Joe so that means quantity of quality.
And why the hell is he making comparisons to Silent Hills PT? I mean is that the only first person horror game he's played? Oh wait we all know the answer to that question, casual Joe ahoy! I bet he hasn't even played Penumbra. He gives the game a 6/10 and that's far too low in my opinion, the game obviously tried to give the player something different but I guess people don't like that. I for one actually really liked the paintings and all that Jazz, it reminded me of a certain horror film that I can't remember the name of. Anyway it's a good game and you should check it out, it's also not full price 60 dollars so that's an extra incentive to play it. Anyway this is Dr Jones signing off, see ya.
Apparently XCOM is Joe's favorite franchise of ALL TIME! Yeah right and my favorite franchise of all time is Dynasty Warriors. Anyway it's a showboating time on the Angry Joe Show as usual, he more or less gives most of the games problems (too many to count) a pass and gives the game a 8/10 because why the fuck not? It's not like Joe's scores actually mean anything anymore. I also love how joe flips his shit when a game doesn't come too PC...But when a games sequel comes ONLY too PC that was previously a multi-platform he conveniently doesn't say anything.
The review is biased as shit and the game is easily above average or just plain average, there's tons of features missing from the game among tons of other things but do you see Joe even hinting at that? NO! That's because he appeals to the lowest common denominator, which is the retarded 12 year old market who can't form an opinion of their own. Though thankfully the comments section is ripping Joe a new asshole for this review, seems like people are doing my work for me. Catch you next time on the Angry Jew Sellout show!
Joe acts like it's awesome that he played a game while drunk, he knows people wants reviews and he said that Xcom 2 and Deadpool reviews are coming. Then he tells people to shut up and enjoy the free content, yeah because that's how the world works. And why the hell is he playing some stupid indie game no one cares about you say? Oh wait probably because he's either paid to or is just a plain idiot trying to spam video's with games which are easy for him to play. I mean this game he's playing takes little to no skill, so that's a good thing for him.
And is he trying to create a new type of let's play with his drunken crap? I think not, he's too stupid to come up with a good idea that's not being lazy. Even with all things considered it's still a boring video to watch, I mean who the hell finds a Mexican retard on you tube interested to watch when all he does is act like an idiot and ask chat to tell him what to do. Also did Joe get "drunk" from just one beer, I mean dudes got some serious problems if it only takes one beer before he gets drunk. Anyway it's a shit and boring video for a shit game, and you can tell it's bad when the comments section is full of people complaining...for good reasons. That's all for this time, Dr Jones signing off.
Well, here's the list. 1. Raven's Cry (28:41) 2. Godzilla (23:21) 3. Alone in the Dark: Illumination (18:44) 4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 (16:03) 5. Motorcycle Club (13:42) 6. Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma: Volume 1 (11:46) 7. Sid Meier's Starships (10:17) 8. The Order: 1886 (6:45) 9. Evolve (3:44) 10. Battlefield: Hardline (0:34) Right off the bat the list is pretty good, only a few stuff which I will nitpick. The first major problem is that there are no Nintendo games, Joe swore them off since he couldn't make money off their YouTube videos. NowDevil's Third is one of the worst games Nintendo has ever published, and yet it doesn't make it on this list, top kek. He also lists Raven's Cry as number one, yet his video coverage doesn't even show half of the shit that was wrong with that game. I mean the game was ass but Jim Sterling actually covered how fucked it was way better. Joe needs to rely less on stream coverage and get back to writing out more rants that actually articulate things that need to be bitched about in depth.
Look at my face, I'm so angry.
Now he's got Battlefield Hardline at number 10, yeah he's chatting shit about games he sucks at. If you take this into consideration it's not a worst games list, it's a games he's worst at list. Which is clearly what he's going for. Your also noticing that Battlefront isn't on the list, I bet Joe is saving that for the disappointments list. And again Joe uses video footage from other people because he's so damn lazy, and tons of video is also ripped straight his twitch because he's so god damn lazy again. I bet he didn't even fully play half of the games on this list and that Delrith told him what to put on the list. Now fuck off, I'm away to listen to Aqua's Megalomania again. What are you still doing here, gtfo maggot!
Oh golly, an angry rant pah! Get out the banjo's and woodpeckers, Captain autismo is in da house!
Ah, how did that get there? Anyway moving on, Angry Joe did a rant video! OMG! SUCKER FOR A SUPERSTAR! Anyway why the hell is Joe acting like he's surprised? This is Warner Brothers, they have no respect for PC gamers. But does that mean Joe is wrong, obviously no. He's entirely right about the whole matter. What, were you expecting me to shitpost and hate the guy for no reason? Only when I'm drunk when dancing on the whirlpool.
Really, this guy will make a post about bloody anything as long as it will get views. What's next, butt fucking with Angry Joe and Delrith?
Anyway, there's a few questions that I think need answered:
1. Why does he wear the mask? 2. If I take the mask off, will he die? 3. Is Joe a big guy? 4. Did the fire rise? 5. Does anyone wanna go for a ride?
Wanna go for a ride? (Rene Dif eat your heart out)
With that out of the way the video is 90 percent Joe talking about the stupid airplane scare as if it actually matters in the grand scale of things, which is doesn't. And as usual he acts like video's will be out soon because it's so hard making them when he does streams on Twitch to beg and receive money like a glory hole. Actually that's the perfect analogy to Joe and his business practices. How fucking desperate can one guy be?
Jesus Christ fucking Hitler, get a load of that thumbnail. It's proof that Joe is just a general movie YouTuber with terrible thumbnails with big heads and bright letters. And what kind of reaction even is that? A fake reaction is what it is. Anyway onto the actual video:
As usual it's Joe geeking out and all that other shit, he does have some valid points about Doomsday and the plot, he also shits over Gal Gadot as expected. Basically most of the video is Joe stating that he knows better than the company making the movie, and while this is probably his ego speaking for the most part, he's also challenging his inner fanboyism because hez a nerd guyz and that's keewl.
He's a salty fish, he's a salty fish.
This shit get's tired easily, I mean you could have a well edited and produced video citing the valid points while maintaining a level of professionalism. But Joe only cares about what will get him internet views and that's an angry styled rant that is a dying fad, I mean who the hell wants to be the Angry Video Game Nerd anymore? It's also funny how everyone's picking at everything Joe said in the comments section,
Another one of these stupid videos, I'm not even going to bother watching this one. And I'm guessing he'll probably do a full video for the full trailer, oh joy. Listen if you don't like this content make sure you let your opinion be heard, you shouldn't tolerate crap content like this.
Not even 20 seconds in, and it's already a shitty review. Angry "Autism Overload" Joe proves yet again that he's a manchild, it's shit like dressing up like a clown that makes people not take him seriously. Serious talk though - I fucking hate his whole act. I fucking hate how much he exaggerates and overuses his facial muscles for exactly EVERYTHING.
It's nothing but pure sensationalism. I do know the standard for games journalism is very low, but come on - can't we find better outlets for our news and reviews? I'm really sick and tired of it, especially because it is all an act made for nothing else but to attract viewers thinking the videos SHOULD/MUST also be "SO FUNNEH XD" Seriously, even Kotaku looks good next to these types of reviews. I demand dry and stone-faced reviewers that gives you nothing but facts and well-based opinions and no, Totalbiscuit doesn't count, he's a cuck anyway. It's stupid that Joe's dumb audience thinks if you talk for a long time about subjects you could easily sum up in 60 seconds instead of one hour it somehow makes you intelligent. Quality over quantity, that's all I'm asking for. But does Joe have good points in his review, yes of course he does because even a chimp could see the flaws the game has. And it doesn't help Angry Joe's argument when he acts like a baffoon on the internet, but then again it's not like he cares about that sort of stuff because the money will come his way anyway because his fanbase are drones.
Watch this review from Angry Centaur if you want a proper review.
Looks like Art-Official reuploaded his ANGRY JOE IS A SELLOUT" Witcher 3 video, it was originally taken down by hoards of butthurt angry fanboys who couldn't stand that someone dared to speak out against their mexican master. Give it a watch and hopefully you'll learn something.
Another let's play, yeah because that's what we want to see. And he's putting up a video on the new beta of Rainbow Six Siege when he played the one earlier this year too, now he's just being picky because he'll get more views because the game is closer to release. With that aside, this video is terrible. It's full of Joe screaming his head off like a retard, and man o man, I've got to mention the comments section. They have become aware of how shit Joe really is, almost every comment is people complaining. THIS IS GLORIOUS!
To make matters even worse, Angry Joe is the worst player ever, he's running around like a headless chicken getting fucked by that hillbilly from the Preacher comic. And he doesn't even know how to bash down a door, hasn't he even checked the controls? What a fool. It's pure let's play ripped from his Twitch channel which takes zero effort, this is how lazy Joe really is. And where the hell is the Mad Max review? Is he even doing it?
This video is just beyond annoying, he's obviously trying to be like PewDiePie with all the childish behaviour in this video. Joe also fell off the roof in this game, this gave him a flashback of when he fell of his roof in real life. What a retard. Maybe he should lay off the Doritos and Mountain Dew, maybe then he'd have a braincell to make a video that takes effort instead of screaming like he's getting buttfucked by a gorilla.
Comments:
Ewww...
Exactly.
Isn't that a porn game for weebs?
How can you expect Joe to know that, his first console was an xbox. Heck even the first Red Faction had a freaking riot shield, now those were the days.
It's because he's a PewDiePie rip off.
This is hilarious.
I'll also edit the video and put up a video full of his inane screaming.
Another paid promotion from the Mexican Jew himself, he must really need all that money for pay for his eye surgery and fast food that he's always chomping down on. And he's playing Company of Heroes 2, an expansion to a game he hasn't even bothered to play. Yeah, that just tells you that Angry Joe isn't even a gamer and only interested in making money on the internet. He's also pulling a very insulting and bad British accent throughout the entire video, a Latino doing a White Mans Accent... Isn't this Racist in the Politically Correct Society we live in at all. If Joe can butcher a british accent then I can do a Chinese or Japanese accent...Is the chicken rubbery? Racist!!!!!! Got to Love Liberalism and Political Correctness these days. I watched the first twenty minutes and Joe is pretty terrible at this game, as usual. He dens't even use (or know how to use) the retreat and refresh function, maybe he should atleast know the most basic and elementary game mechanics before making a promo video and sticking his ass in the air for developers everywhere. If your going to watch it then be warned, Joe shouts like a retard at a christian sunday school when Uncle Buck comes to visit, it gets real annoying real quick and just hampers the overall video. Joe also needs to clearly identify in the title that video is a paid promotion, he needs to be forward that he's selling out. Also, just play Men of War that's a much better game than this casual piece of shit. Comments:
I think he spent in on chicken.
Why would he stop when he can make Jew gold?
Exactly, we should do mexican accents since he did a british one.
Angry Joe acts like a retard as usual, calls people "fucking retards" and runs around with a shotgun alot. What a moron. People look to to this guy as a role model for some reason, I don't know who's the bigger idiot.
Ah CoD the HIV of the gaming industry. Why does he even bother trying out BO3 when he should know it is just going to be the same game but with wall jumping now which has been in other games for 2-3 years and just now does Activision decide to add that to CoD.
I don't mind him reviewing CoD, but why even bother reviewing it? It's just like the Pokemon franchise. Lazy, unoriginal, and boring, yet still grabs the attention of manchildren everywhere.
