Elder Scrolls Online Angry Review

 Oh man does this review suck the big one (the big purple one I might add), I mean seriously Angry Joe put so little effort into this video that it just shows how much he actually cared. Just look at the video length, 38 minutes, and most of that is just him showing clips from his twitch stream which go one for far too long. This video was just painful to watch and you'll most likely be suffering just like me if you watched it.

Shaq Voice "Can't you see my face that means I'm Angry"

He starts off the review by stating that they "don' fucked it up", he he hilarious Joe that will never get old (oh wait). He criticizes a lot  this game has to offer but never once did he say that it wasn't made by Bethesda so it shouldn't be held up to their standards. I really though Joe was smarter than this but no, time and time again he just comes off as some chump among the crowd. If Joe actually got off his high horse and judged the game properly maybe his review wouldn't be 38 minutes long!, anyway long story short he gave the video game 5/10 which is standard but I know lots of people who would contest his score. So Joe can go stuff himself because he doesn't give a fuck what his fanbase wants, only that they feed his fat face so he doesn't have to work, the sad shit's probably on welfare as well.

Joe likes to think of himself as a White Knight but we all know the truth, he really is Corporate Commander.

He literately only talks about the games main feature for a couple of minutes: the siege battles, which he did state were cool but made no attempt to rationalize one playing the game unless "your a hardcore Elder Scrolls fan". Joe does bring up good points but really I can't stand him anymore, onto the comments section, maybe they'll rationalize something.

Would you rather prefer communism, you red bastard.

Hey look, someone with a brain cell, it's about time someone had some sense

Exactly what this guy said, thank god people like this still exist

Need I say anymore

Joe's the kinda person who speaks without thinking, so don't trust him...ever!

Damn right, at least it wouldn't be a bore fest like this review

I know this post has been a bit more angry than usual but it's well warranted, here's to the next video Joe does it actually watchable. Til next time......

4 comments:

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   amaris133725 April 2014 at 00:35

   I am not even a fan of this Joe character, but I am less a fan of you. Your posts are filled with blind hatred and vitriol, lacking any rational basis. You resort to cruel and unwarranted personal attacks (body image and jab on welfare) that are unnecessary. From what I glean, Joe produces his show as his employment, and works hard to do so - a much more productive venture than your blog posts. I sense underlying bitterness, envy, and self-hatred in your posts. I feel you see similarities between you and Joe, feel you could do much better than him, but whereas he is somewhat successful, you are a sad, unemployed loser who must resort to trolling for attention.
   Be a better person, a decent person, and delete this blog. Or at least learn to express your criticism constructively.

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   Ciaran Hillock26 April 2014 at 16:15

   If you've actually read anything I've posted you would have noticed that I don't hate Joe and am actually a fan of him, and as for trolling, one could see it as that but it's just my way of constructive criticism. Your taking this way too seriously and you should actually think before you post next time.

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   Aubrey Willard24 September 2014 at 11:31

   I found this blog when searching about Joe vs Dan IGN. Do you really hate joe, you sound like you're offending joe because of his recent reviews?

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   Ciaran Hillock24 September 2014 at 14:52
   No man I don't hate Joe, I actually like his video's but when he messes up I've just got to write about it. He has had his ups and downs but Joe really is getting complacent with his fanbase with him earning more money on Twitch than his YouTube video's since you pay 5 dollars to subscribe to him on Twitch and there's got to be thousands of people who do that.
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Angry Joe's Epic Battle in ESO! (PvP Event)

More MMO Crap instead of actual reviews, isn't it just great when the last review was Ground Zeroes which was over 3 weeks ago. Since then he's put out 9 videos which are mostly just filler between his reviews, one of which (Infamous) isn't coming out because Joe's too busy playing the Elder Scrolls Online, that and playing with himself 24/7.

Get a load of his gelled up hair cut

He starts off the video telling you about a load of crap, mostly why he isn't doing the Infamous review because he's doing the Elder Scrolls Online, even though he started playing Infamous since it came out and went to LA at the end of last month, so that should have left Joe with weeks to put out the video but as well all know Joe's just a lazy shit who doesn't want to put out a video unless he can make monies. Also what the hell is wrong with him in the opening 2mins, he's flapping his head around like he's autistic or something, that or he never slept. Just look at his hair, he's put far too much gel into it and it looks pretty pathetic, probably trying to mimic and anime hairstyle. Goku I think not.

A little background information for the event is that Angry Joe forgot to record his audio so he had to take someone else's audio for the video which results in a bunch of other people people talking instead of Joe throughout the video. This is both annoying and unprofessional, though the Battle is a sight to behold you really could get better video from other places on YouTube of castle sieges but none of them would have Angry Joe ripping off the General Speech's from Rome Total War now would they. Seriously Joe get on with the reviews and not this stupid filler shit. Anyway now onto the comments section.

Agree with this guy completely

Looks like someone's looking for attention

All three have got a point

That's it for this time, another post coming later on tonight about Joe Vs IGN on Twitter.