Joe says Gal Gadot looks 100 percent as Wonder Woman, opinion 100 percent disregarded.
When Joe said "fighting for the Americans" when British soldiers were charging I wanted to kill myself. And he obviously doesn't know anything about WW1 with the Nazi comment he made. Hitler creates the Nazi party in the 30's after WW1, God, what a fucking idiot this guy is. He also needs to stop fucking calling those gatlin guns. They are MAXIM MACHINE GUNS, they replaced gatling guns. If it is not crank operated it is not a gatlin gun. Btw does Joe not understand that WW1 in Europe is supposed to have a grey overcast? It's not meant to be bright and happy. Did i just saw a black amazonian in the horse riding scene? What the actual hell? I won't even go into that bullshit. Also Joe had no reaction to this, nice to know he's a dirty liberal beaner scumbag. And why are you so focused on gender, Joe? Why does the fact she's a woman automatically make it "a movie for women and girls to look up to"? Was I not supposed to enjoy the other superheroes because they were men? That's absurd.
"Oh the women are going to be cheering as they kick men ass!"... It seems that by trying to promote gender equality, you are actually promoting gender segregation. I don't care for a character's gender if that character is well made. In fact, trying to put gender on the forefront weakens the character.
All that crap aside I can't believe he loved this trailer yet complained like a little bitch about the Justice League trailer. Shit taste confirmed.
Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts
Sunday, 24 July 2016
Friday, 1 April 2016
Oculus Rift Angry Review
Hey look it's that meme tier garbage developers are trying to shove down our throats, please let this shit bomb. If I wanted a proper "VR" experience I'd go bleach my eyes and play the virtual boy. And isn't Joe going blind? Why is he using this shit when it will only make his condition worse. I also feel like this video is paid because they are obviously trying to sell this piece of shit to any body who will listen. A shill is a shill. Joe said he wants to start up a new review series even though he can't even keep up with his regular game reviews, looks like he's going to where the money is. The most retarded thing in this video is that Joe didn't even know his computer had 3.0 usb ports, I mean he buys an overrated piece of junk and doesn't even know what's in it. 999-come-on-now?
He should also give other Joe a better mike, you can barely hear the poor dude. Why have the other guy there if he barely talks and every time he does Joe speaks over him?
All in all a terrible shill video from a good goy. See ya later you bunch of cucks.
He should also give other Joe a better mike, you can barely hear the poor dude. Why have the other guy there if he barely talks and every time he does Joe speaks over him?
| Looks like Joe has been deleting comments because people made fun of him for not knowing he had a 3.0 usb port. |
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Monday, 28 March 2016
AngryJoe Plays Polaris Sector (4X)
A bloody let's play, looks like he's shilling some random game again. I love how he talks about Master of Orion not having the tactical depth he requires, but then again Joe is the kind of guy who only needs explosions in his space games. And Joe has the tactical skill of a mc nugget, the guy is clearly out of his league anytime he plays anything. Anyway it's a boring let's play video ripped right from his Twitch, yeah that shows you that it took very little effort on his part. See ya later you bunch of cucks...
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Thursday, 24 March 2016
Civil War Trailer #2 - Angry Reaction
Another movie video. Yawn. Where's my reaction video for the new X-men trailer? Oh wait Joe only does video's when it suits him. I'm also kind of annoyed he got the characters fighting on the wrong teams in the video. The end of the video shows who is fighting with who... and Scarlet is on Cap's team while Vision is on Stark's team. (yes we know Vision was a Cap man in the comic) And Widow is Stark's team too, though he mention's that she is on Cap's. What a retard. Other Joe barely got to say anything as usual because fuck you it's my show.
It's funny how in the Batman vs. Superman trailer, Joe says something about crappy CGI. Yet he fails to mention the crappy CGI around the 1:57 mark. Did anyone else see the how Robert Downey's head seems to be off-centered from the suit? It looks likes he has a crook in his neck which looks a bit too unatural. He talks about them "cramming" more characters here but it works because for most of them you had 10 years of movies to get to know them, while for BvS the only character that has been flashed out is Superman, we know nothing about the others. Joe just loves to scream his head off when trailers show too much but makes excuses when marvel does it. dude you are such a hypocrit and need to stfu. you are a superman fan only when it suits you or your reviews. do us all a favor and Stay on marvels dick.
It's funny how in the Batman vs. Superman trailer, Joe says something about crappy CGI. Yet he fails to mention the crappy CGI around the 1:57 mark. Did anyone else see the how Robert Downey's head seems to be off-centered from the suit? It looks likes he has a crook in his neck which looks a bit too unatural. He talks about them "cramming" more characters here but it works because for most of them you had 10 years of movies to get to know them, while for BvS the only character that has been flashed out is Superman, we know nothing about the others. Joe just loves to scream his head off when trailers show too much but makes excuses when marvel does it. dude you are such a hypocrit and need to stfu. you are a superman fan only when it suits you or your reviews. do us all a favor and Stay on marvels dick.
Friday, 18 March 2016
AJ's Battlefleet Gothic Armada Developer Preview!
Right off the bat, let me guess that it's a paid promotion. I know for one thing that it probably is but Joe won't tell you that because muh gaymer reputation and all. Did you know he actually took a flight from the granddaddy US of A to Yurop just to get this developer preview video done? Exactly, didn't think most people even knew Joe has left his house. Joe's also included a link to buy the game in the video's description and includes other links that appear during the video. Smells like a paid promotion, probably is a paid promotion. Not to mention that the video is freaking over 40 mins long, heck the average attention spam of an "Angry" Joe fan is next to that of a gnat. Why a gnat? Because it's got to be fucking something.
Anyway it's a long and boring video which only interests retards who can't be arsed to check out the game themselves without having to watch an autistic mexican's retarded video. That's the down low and that's a rap. Now fuck off you bunch of furries and watch Zootopia.
Wednesday, 3 February 2016
AngryJoeShow Panel - PAX South 2016
A freaking panel video, who the hell wants to willingly watch an hour of boring shit? Put your hand down you Angry Army faggots. Anyway it's a long and boring video that only 12 year old autistic retards would watch, don't even bother with this crap.
The only good thing that came out of this is this:
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| Ain't that the truth. |
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Monday, 25 January 2016
Top 10 WORST Games of 2015!
Well, here's the list.
1. Raven's Cry (28:41)
2. Godzilla (23:21)
3. Alone in the Dark: Illumination (18:44)
4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 (16:03)
5. Motorcycle Club (13:42)
6. Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma: Volume 1 (11:46)
7. Sid Meier's Starships (10:17)
8. The Order: 1886 (6:45)
9. Evolve (3:44)
10. Battlefield: Hardline (0:34)
Right off the bat the list is pretty good, only a few stuff which I will nitpick. The first major problem is that there are no Nintendo games, Joe swore them off since he couldn't make money off their YouTube videos. Now Devil's Third is one of the worst games Nintendo has ever published, and yet it doesn't make it on this list, top kek. He also lists Raven's Cry as number one, yet his video coverage doesn't even show half of the shit that was wrong with that game. I mean the game was ass but Jim Sterling actually covered how fucked it was way better. Joe needs to rely less on stream coverage and get back to writing out more rants that actually articulate things that need to be bitched about in depth.
Now he's got Battlefield Hardline at number 10, yeah he's chatting shit about games he sucks at. If you take this into consideration it's not a worst games list, it's a games he's worst at list. Which is clearly what he's going for. Your also noticing that Battlefront isn't on the list, I bet Joe is saving that for the disappointments list. And again Joe uses video footage from other people because he's so damn lazy, and tons of video is also ripped straight his twitch because he's so god damn lazy again. I bet he didn't even fully play half of the games on this list and that Delrith told him what to put on the list.
Now fuck off, I'm away to listen to Aqua's Megalomania again. What are you still doing here, gtfo maggot!
1. Raven's Cry (28:41)
2. Godzilla (23:21)
3. Alone in the Dark: Illumination (18:44)
4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 (16:03)
5. Motorcycle Club (13:42)
6. Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma: Volume 1 (11:46)
7. Sid Meier's Starships (10:17)
8. The Order: 1886 (6:45)
9. Evolve (3:44)
10. Battlefield: Hardline (0:34)
Right off the bat the list is pretty good, only a few stuff which I will nitpick. The first major problem is that there are no Nintendo games, Joe swore them off since he couldn't make money off their YouTube videos. Now Devil's Third is one of the worst games Nintendo has ever published, and yet it doesn't make it on this list, top kek. He also lists Raven's Cry as number one, yet his video coverage doesn't even show half of the shit that was wrong with that game. I mean the game was ass but Jim Sterling actually covered how fucked it was way better. Joe needs to rely less on stream coverage and get back to writing out more rants that actually articulate things that need to be bitched about in depth.
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| Look at my face, I'm so angry. |
Now fuck off, I'm away to listen to Aqua's Megalomania again. What are you still doing here, gtfo maggot!
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Saturday, 23 January 2016
AngryJoe Suicide Squad #2 Reaction!
Autism overload again, I mean this is what Angry Joe has become. Movie video's and paid promotions, leave it to a real human bean to ruin his own career and reputation. And in true modern Joe fashion he is not even angry at all, All he did was say he disliked Robocop and the Joker's gangsta teeth.That's basically it, oh and he seems to be enjoying it as usual because he's easily impressed. And why is he complaining about the teeth when didn't Batman break them or something like that? But I guess he's the type of fan who dislikes anything new, oh and he didn't know that one of the guys was Clint Eastwoods son, Scott Eastwood.
Down low: Somehow when he talk about marvel or disney movies somehow his ability to see flaws disappears, but when talking about DC movies , suddenly the ability to nitpick comes back.
Down low: Somehow when he talk about marvel or disney movies somehow his ability to see flaws disappears, but when talking about DC movies , suddenly the ability to nitpick comes back.
Tuesday, 12 January 2016
AngryJoe's Plane Scare Vlog & Update!
Really, this guy will make a post about bloody anything as long as it will get views. What's next, butt fucking with Angry Joe and Delrith?
Anyway, there's a few questions that I think need answered:
1. Why does he wear the mask?
2. If I take the mask off, will he die?
3. Is Joe a big guy?
4. Did the fire rise?
5. Does anyone wanna go for a ride?
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| Wanna go for a ride? (Rene Dif eat your heart out) |
Anyway, Captain Jack signing off!
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Thursday, 17 December 2015
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 - Trailer Angry Reaction
He's going to do a reaction video to this but not anything else, fucking faggot. I ought to beat him to death with my copy of Independence Day. Argh! Anyway, onto the autism filled mother fucking "ANGRY REACTION" video. And man is Joe quite the manchild, I mean there's being excited and then there's being an autistic child on the internet who splooges all over himself because something TMNT related is being created, but at the end of the day who fucking cares about TMNT?
Get a load of Joe's reaction when he see's Megan Fox, it's like he's afraid of women or something. And does he really need to all sorts of weird and stupid facial reactions? Can't we have a proper reaction video with production values and analysis? FUCK YOU for wanting that, this is pleb Joe and you only get what you deserve because FUCK YOU GIVE ME MONEY! Whatever, this guy's a walking joke.
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Friday, 4 December 2015
Batman v Superman #3 Teaser Reaction
Another one of these stupid videos, I'm not even going to bother watching this one. And I'm guessing he'll probably do a full video for the full trailer, oh joy. Listen if you don't like this content make sure you let your opinion be heard, you shouldn't tolerate crap content like this.
Thursday, 17 April 2014
Angry Joe's Epic Battle in ESO! (PvP Event)
More MMO Crap instead of actual reviews, isn't it just great when the last review was Ground Zeroes which was over 3 weeks ago. Since then he's put out 9 videos which are mostly just filler between his reviews, one of which (Infamous) isn't coming out because Joe's too busy playing the Elder Scrolls Online, that and playing with himself 24/7.
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A little background information for the event is that Angry Joe forgot to record his audio so he had to take someone else's audio for the video which results in a bunch of other people people talking instead of Joe throughout the video. This is both annoying and unprofessional, though the Battle is a sight to behold you really could get better video from other places on YouTube of castle sieges but none of them would have Angry Joe ripping off the General Speech's from Rome Total War now would they. Seriously Joe get on with the reviews and not this stupid filler shit. Anyway now onto the comments section.
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| Agree with this guy completely |
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| Looks like someone's looking for attention |
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| All three have got a point |
That's it for this time, another post coming later on tonight about Joe Vs IGN on Twitter.
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