The Division Angry Review

Right off the bat we jump into retard central on the Angry Joe Show, it's cosplay man to the rescue for shits and giggles. Anyway let's get down to the actual video, Joe does do the game justice. Lot's of stuff were promised and they weren't even in the game, I remember reading about the game ages ago and finding out what was meant to be in it. This shit stinks and it shouldn't be tolerated because they are going to sell it all as DLC to make a cheap buck from retarded consumers. Also Joe should stop making the video's too long as it's a fucking drag when he dumps live stream footage and random gameplay clips, that's plain lazy. The video should be short and informative and not long, cringe worthy, boring, childish, and all that other crap. Ignore all this, it's an alright video.

I should also mention that Joe got into a huge twitter fight with a couple of guys over the misinformation he stated in his division review, it was far too long to cover here and half the posts were deleted because everyone's a bunch of pussies. What a bunch of dumb asses.

Angry Joe gets hacked

Joe has got his Youtube account hacked by the Moon man himself, or Keemstar if you can't tell that yourself. Anyway this has resulted in many keks across the internet. I for one want to give a massive thanks to the guy who did this to Joe because he deserves every bit of it.

Joe's Twitch also got deleted.

Here's his response on Twitter.

And in a startling reveal the hacker dumped private information on 4chan in numerous threads. I won't be posting Joe's home address for obvious reasons but I will post his earnings. Feast your eyes on the seven dollars he gets below:

7 DOLLARS!

I think that pretty much sums up how much of a fraud and liar Angry Joe really is, 7 dollars sanchez doesn't have 7 dollars. He has a lot. Anyway I'll keep you updated as the story progresses.

Update

I contacted Angry Joe and he has threatened me with legal action, poor thing probably thinks I'm behind it. Well, boo fucking hoo. Here's the exchange below:

From: Ciaran Hillock [mailto:chillock@hotmail.co.uk] 
Sent: Sunday, March 13, 2016 12:51 PM
To: Angry Joe
Subject: RE: Angry Joe Show Hacked

Wait you've got his email too? Sent me all the juicy stuff.

From: Angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com
To: chillock@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Angry Joe Show Hacked
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2016 12:56:26 -0500

And now I've legally got you requesting this information and participating in an unlawful hack Ciaran.

Thanks for encouraging this shit.

I've never done anything to you and you attack me like this? and encourage it?

From: Ciaran Hillock [mailto:chillock@hotmail.co.uk] 
Sent: Sunday, March 13, 2016 12:59 PM
To: Angry Joe
Subject: RE: Angry Joe Show Hacked

Anything but that. And dude do you honestly think I'm behind any of this, just got wind of it from 4chan. 

From:	Angry Joe (Angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com) This sender is in your contact list.
Sent:	13 March 2016 18:01:15
To:	'Ciaran Hillock' (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)

If you post anything related to this hack Ciaran.

I WILL take LEGAL action against you. I know your address and I also know the identity of the hacker.

I will not STAND for this - this is an unlawful act, even in your country.

The authorities will be involved.

From:	Angry Joe (Angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com)
Sent:	13 March 2016 18:05:09
To:	'Ciaran Hillock' (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)

Then send me the link to the 4chan thread dude, help me!

From:	Ciaran Hillock (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent:	13 March 2016 18:06:25
To:	Angry Joe (angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com)

How would that help you exactly? 

From:	Angry Joe (Angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com) This sender is in your contact list.
Sent:	13 March 2016 18:06:53
To:	'Ciaran Hillock' (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)

I'm watching your website.

So be prepared for Legal Action as soon as you post any of my private sensitive information.

I will also get in contact with your web server host and google itself if this continues.

From:	Ciaran Hillock (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent:	13 March 2016 18:08:29
To:	Angry Joe (angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com)

What the hell are you talking about? Now you are just making stuff up, I don't have any of your private sensitive information. 

Apparently Joe believes that typing in caps makes himself smarter, what a moron. Let's all laugh at him for his pathetic attempt of a threat. And I know you are reading this Joe, you can't help but read what people say about you because of that ego you've got. 

Top 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2015!

EPIC EDITION!

10) Assassin's Creed Syndicate

Syndicate makes no fucking sense on this list. Unity was slammed by reviewers so how would a sequel that got great reviews be disappointing. Holy shit you put Siege as a disappointing game then had the nerve to put it after Halo 5 lol. On top of that major fuck up you thought Mad Max was a disappointing game. Mad Max the game that literally no one thought was going to be even halfway decent, you put as one of the more disappointing games of the year. Then finally after all of that you don't mention Fallout 4 which was a step back in the franchise and one of the most hyped games of the entire year. Seriously man some of your lists are just so bad it's painful, and I think you don't understand what "disappointing" means either. I have no idea how you haven't gotten more dislikes with such a bad list.

So, the defining characteristics for a disappointing game are microtransactions, poorly ported to the PC, issues at release, but where was Mortal Combat X? Oh yes, one of the best of the year according to Joe. What happened to you, Joe? I miss the passionate no pulled punches reviews.

9) Need for Speed

Apparently the new Need For Speed is fun to play with friends and if you enjoy driving nasty cars that you get to customize yourself WITHOUT some restriction from the developer, then you'll love it. Loads of fun, but otherwise an alright game if all things are considered.

8) Beyond Earth Rising Tide

How can a fucking expansion be a disappoint for the Top 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2015?

7) Heroes of Might & Magic VII

I don't see how Heroes VII are on this list, apart from their bugginess. To me it is the first time since Heroes III that I can see an improvement in my enjoyment of the game... 2 was good, 3 was great, 4 was meh, 5 was meh with terrible controls in 3d, 6 was just out there somewhere... and 7 is the first improvement over 3 that plays similarly yet has some new stuff... I don't get the hate at all.

Side note for Heroes 7 - if you want to play a truly awesome game from the Heroes genre, play HOMM 3 Complete, that game has beautiful graphics (for its age), great gameplay, challenging campaigns and an extensive map editor. HOMM 4 is also a good choice, though the third game to me still is the best one of them all.

6) Batman Arkham Knight

How can you put in Batman Arkham Knight as a disappointment when it was critical acclaimed? If it's because of the PC version then you should've added Mortal Kombat X as well since the PC version is shit. Batman Arkham Knight was great game on console.

5) Halo 5

The problems with Halo 5 are valid, but they are not nearly as bad as he made it sound. Requisitions and micro transactions are quite bad, especially with a randomized req system, however the req system does not affect Arena in any negative way, leaving a pure balanced multiplayer with solid controls, although unfortunately there is a lack of game modes as of now. Since I am a HUGE Halo lore fan, I found the story enjoyable, not amazing or worth the hype, but it was alright. The lack of a proper boss fight with Locke was a bad flashback to the Didact "battle" from Halo 4, and by the end of the game I was beyond sick of the same boss battle 6 times over. All in all Halo 5 did not deserve the hype it had pre release, but it also doesn't deserve so much hate either, but to each their own.

You know Joe complained a lot about the Warden being reused(not defending Halo 5, don't even have an xbone), but he didn't complain about MGSV spoiling all of the enemies before you started a mission, and didn't complain that the "skulls" were used about 8 times, oh and how about Chapter 2 just being a repeat of chapter 1?

4) Rainbow Six Siege

The whole Rainbow Six tangent is just bizarre. Seemed really out of place and I think it's silly to call a game you like a disappointment over the nomenclature then swoon over a hypothetical singleplayer component that by all accounts was garbage. I've been playing Rainbow Six since the original and Siege is definitely a step in the right direction away from the Vegas games, which were clearly influenced by the rise of casual console first and third person shooters that came with the PS3/360 launches. It's not an HD remake of Raven Shield but it's an extremely tactical game that rewards positioning and map knowledge as much or even more so than sheer reflexes and aim.

My only real complaint about the game is the netcode and matchmaking. I'm surprised AJ didn't bring that up. 30% of the times that you enter the matchmaking system, you'll be booted out because of a 'Matchmaking Error'. The other 70% of the time it'll work fine, but maybe 40% of that remaining 70% of the time you'll be put on a team of all-Bronze ranked against a team comprised of Diamonds and Golds, all in the same clan.

Case in point:

Assassins creed is disappointing because no innovation, Rainbow six is disappointing because too much innovation. Joe is fucking stupid.

3) Mad Max

Mad Max was surely a solid game. I think it could have had a little more to it but overall I really enjoyed the game, especially with the finishing moves, customization ect.

2) Infinite Crisis

Infinite Crisis had MANY other problems. For one the roster was way too samy with 4 Batman and 3 or 4 Jokers, plus a huge amount of Supes and WWs, when it came to iconic different characters, Yes the setting was Multiverse and the new characters that got added later are from different IPs, but if you launch a game, with half of your characters being copies thematically which is a huuuuuuge disadvantage if you look at the other Mobas on the market. There were other things, being rather small nut I think marketing was just horrid.

1) Star Wars Battlefront

Now I'm not defending EA BUT credit where it's due they are giving out free updates and adding new skins and balance tweaks and the stuff in the expansions is said to be Cloud City with Lando as a hero, a Death Star expansion that will incorporate the famous trench run scene in A New Hope, etc. But that doesn't make up for the shit they shoved out at launch. I don't buy a game, see it's shit then wait several months and hope it improves, I expect a game I can play by itself with no DLC and stand on it's own two legs. I shouldn't have to rely on DLC to get a good experience out of a game. Star Wars Battlefront EA is such a disappointing game and that's what hurts the most about it because the potential was there but it was never realized plus NO CLONE WARS ERA when every other game in the series including Renagade and Elite Squadron on PSP had a Clone Wars era to play in.


Now if you actually read that mega sized rant then I'll leave you with another brick of text:

The the title of the video says that it's about games that disappointed Joe, but actually it's more like about games he simply didn't like. Like for example, Assassin's Creed. How the game could be disappointing if you do not expect anything interesting from the franchise in the first place? Or Mad Max, which is better than a usual movie-licensed game, so how it is a disappointment. And to Joe any game with micro transactions that isn't free to play is irredeemable. That's really what it comes down to. Also Joe complained about a new ass creed game even though they already did make an assassin's creed in medieval china it's called Assassin's Creed Chronicle's : China and it is a disappointing game if not it's the worst assassin's creed game out there. Idiot can't even be bothered to do research.

Games which should have been on the list but were probably removed because Joe is a fucking hack and shill.

• Fallout 4
• Witcher 3
• The Phantom Pain
• Call of Duty Black Ops 3

These games should have been on the list for obvious reasons, nuff said. Also look forward to the Top 10 Controversies of 2015 in 2017! And notice how half of the list doesn't have an angry review this channel is a joke now

Elder Scrolls Online Angry Review

 Oh man does this review suck the big one (the big purple one I might add), I mean seriously Angry Joe put so little effort into this video that it just shows how much he actually cared. Just look at the video length, 38 minutes, and most of that is just him showing clips from his twitch stream which go one for far too long. This video was just painful to watch and you'll most likely be suffering just like me if you watched it.

Shaq Voice "Can't you see my face that means I'm Angry"

He starts off the review by stating that they "don' fucked it up", he he hilarious Joe that will never get old (oh wait). He criticizes a lot  this game has to offer but never once did he say that it wasn't made by Bethesda so it shouldn't be held up to their standards. I really though Joe was smarter than this but no, time and time again he just comes off as some chump among the crowd. If Joe actually got off his high horse and judged the game properly maybe his review wouldn't be 38 minutes long!, anyway long story short he gave the video game 5/10 which is standard but I know lots of people who would contest his score. So Joe can go stuff himself because he doesn't give a fuck what his fanbase wants, only that they feed his fat face so he doesn't have to work, the sad shit's probably on welfare as well.

Joe likes to think of himself as a White Knight but we all know the truth, he really is Corporate Commander.

He literately only talks about the games main feature for a couple of minutes: the siege battles, which he did state were cool but made no attempt to rationalize one playing the game unless "your a hardcore Elder Scrolls fan". Joe does bring up good points but really I can't stand him anymore, onto the comments section, maybe they'll rationalize something.

Would you rather prefer communism, you red bastard.

Hey look, someone with a brain cell, it's about time someone had some sense

Exactly what this guy said, thank god people like this still exist

Need I say anymore

Joe's the kinda person who speaks without thinking, so don't trust him...ever!

Damn right, at least it wouldn't be a bore fest like this review

I know this post has been a bit more angry than usual but it's well warranted, here's to the next video Joe does it actually watchable. Til next time......

4 comments:

1. 
   amaris133725 April 2014 at 00:35

   I am not even a fan of this Joe character, but I am less a fan of you. Your posts are filled with blind hatred and vitriol, lacking any rational basis. You resort to cruel and unwarranted personal attacks (body image and jab on welfare) that are unnecessary. From what I glean, Joe produces his show as his employment, and works hard to do so - a much more productive venture than your blog posts. I sense underlying bitterness, envy, and self-hatred in your posts. I feel you see similarities between you and Joe, feel you could do much better than him, but whereas he is somewhat successful, you are a sad, unemployed loser who must resort to trolling for attention.
   Be a better person, a decent person, and delete this blog. Or at least learn to express your criticism constructively.

   Reply
2. 
   Ciaran Hillock26 April 2014 at 16:15

   If you've actually read anything I've posted you would have noticed that I don't hate Joe and am actually a fan of him, and as for trolling, one could see it as that but it's just my way of constructive criticism. Your taking this way too seriously and you should actually think before you post next time.

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3. 
   Aubrey Willard24 September 2014 at 11:31

   I found this blog when searching about Joe vs Dan IGN. Do you really hate joe, you sound like you're offending joe because of his recent reviews?

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   Ciaran Hillock24 September 2014 at 14:52
   No man I don't hate Joe, I actually like his video's but when he messes up I've just got to write about it. He has had his ups and downs but Joe really is getting complacent with his fanbase with him earning more money on Twitch than his YouTube video's since you pay 5 dollars to subscribe to him on Twitch and there's got to be thousands of people who do that.
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Disney Buys AngryJoeShow!

Holy shit, everyone quick go to into lock down mode, Angry Joe's been bought out by Disney!
Well only technically because they bought out Game Maker Studio's which is one of the biggest networks on YouTube, Game Maker Studio's also own Polaris which Angry Joe is affiliated with. Does this mean that Disney will force Angry Joe to make certain content, no! Joe's just having some fun messing around like a flailing retard again, seriously right now his fanbase is either a bunch of 12 year old ADHD retards or a bunch man-childs who are still stuck in their childhood, if there's any one left out they are probably just the odd guy who wants to hear what Joe thinks. (That's probably under 10 percent of his viewers)

He keeps referencing Marvels Agents of Shield as a stupid gag which he does multiple times throughout the video and when it wasn't funny the first time don't do it again, seems like he's been getting tips from Nostalgia Critic on that one. If you thought that was bad he puts on a stupid mickey mouse hat and pretends that the show is becoming more happy, because you know Disney. Not only is this stupid and not funny it's just idiotic, because Joe is just catering to the stupid YouTube demographic which is generally an insult to anyone with an IQ above that of a gnat.

Just look at that face.

Seriously don't watch this one just look in bewilderment at the comments:

Yes, except he gave it a proper review but he only took the price into consideration and not judged it as a game.

Why, were you expecting to see Joe's beer gut and man boobs. You do know you can get that from Nostalgia Critic.

Not a sight I would want to see, though how do we know it didn't happen.

I'm liking this guy already

Now that's some juicy details, better get TMZ on this one.

Well tune in next time and until then, keep it real.