More movie reviews after PAX

Looks like Joe has jumped onto making more movie reviews after getting back from PAX, sigh. And it's a review for the shitty Ratchet and Clank movie, he literally went to see a movie made for children. But then again Joe does have the mentality of a child. Though one's got to wonder why Joe reviewed the movie when he didn't even bother to review the actual game it's based on? Maybe he's just being lazy as usual.

And I know it sounds like a broken record but where the hell are the reviews? Is he even planning on doing any? Also, his actual PAX coverage was terrible. Nothing but dick sucking without showing actual enthusiasm, fake enthusiasm doesn't count. Anyway you get the point.

AngryJoe Vs. OtherJoe in WWE 2k16!

Gack! What the hell is that fur ball on the screen, oh wait that's Angry Joe. And is that Other Joe in the background surfing Mexican wrestler porn? Man, Joe and company are just getting weirder by the day. I mean he's got neckbeards and paedophiles on his show, that's just plain wrong. Chris Hanson ahoy!

Anyway Joe's working on the Fallout 4 review, he's going to throw up let's plays in the meantime, yeah because that's what we want to see. I didn't watch more than 50 seconds of the video because I ain't interested in watching shit and lazy content, and neither should you. See ya later peoples......

Star Wars Trailer #3 Reaction - AngryJoe & OtherJoe

Seriously, another fucking reaction video? I'm not even going to bother watching this because you know what to expect from this lazy mexican, he should be working on a review instead of acting like a retard on the internet. But whatever all you sheep are still going to watch every second of this video anyway, I'm off ot listen to someone who knows what they're talking about. Later...

18/01/2015 - Twitter Madness

Remember when Joe actually did reviews and proper video's, yeah me neither. He more focused on yapping about Sports and other unrelated stuff while negating his real duties. He's taking far too long putting out these video's and he know's it, but the real reason probably is that he doesn't want to make them. Mainly because he know's how much people loathe him, and the shit storm he'll kick up in his controversies video. If he'll ever release it, anyway here's some useless stuff from his Twitter account, enjoy.

Of course Joe, but it is a contributing factor you dumbass.

Does he ever shut up about this place, maybe that's the reason he's getting fat.

Angry Joe: Archfiend Football video's 2.0

There's so much lies in these posts, apparently doing better means taking other people's opinions makes the video the best, moron.

Joe, you probably don't even know who the hell Westwood even is! And checking Wikipedia doesn't count, you poser!

The people's champ has spoken, but there's a different between trying to monetize a video and just showing gameplay. Anyone with a lick on sense would know that, but Joe is still acting like an idiot.

Don't forget that the fanbase payed for this colossal machine, it probably costed upwards of 5000 dollars!

Because that's what he does when he should be "working", watching Star Trek and losing what little brain cells he has left.

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Twitter Madness - 01/06/2014

Twitter Madness - 01/06/2014

Well it seems we have a reason for Angry Joe's week long drought, he had to deal with family stuff. I understand that this took a lot of time away from his online activities, but if he had time to do live streams and post on social networks he should've had time to at least post a video from said live streams. Anyway I'm not as lazy as Joe so I'll make a post about "Angry Joe and Feminism" later, now onto what little he did post in the last week.

At least he said what was taking his time unlike some reviewers, cough cough Spoony One

Not Joe it doesn't look cool, it's a simple copy and paste job just from looking at the trailer

This is really funny, check it out

Joe talking about Watch Dogs, he was streaming it but didn't upload anything to YouTube

Joe's still not prepared for E3 even though he had months in advance

He got his review copy on the 27 May, let's see how long until he puts up his review

I know this isn't much but look forward to my next post about Joe, "Angry Joe and Feminism".

Elder Scrolls Online Angry Review

 Oh man does this review suck the big one (the big purple one I might add), I mean seriously Angry Joe put so little effort into this video that it just shows how much he actually cared. Just look at the video length, 38 minutes, and most of that is just him showing clips from his twitch stream which go one for far too long. This video was just painful to watch and you'll most likely be suffering just like me if you watched it.

Shaq Voice "Can't you see my face that means I'm Angry"

He starts off the review by stating that they "don' fucked it up", he he hilarious Joe that will never get old (oh wait). He criticizes a lot  this game has to offer but never once did he say that it wasn't made by Bethesda so it shouldn't be held up to their standards. I really though Joe was smarter than this but no, time and time again he just comes off as some chump among the crowd. If Joe actually got off his high horse and judged the game properly maybe his review wouldn't be 38 minutes long!, anyway long story short he gave the video game 5/10 which is standard but I know lots of people who would contest his score. So Joe can go stuff himself because he doesn't give a fuck what his fanbase wants, only that they feed his fat face so he doesn't have to work, the sad shit's probably on welfare as well.

Joe likes to think of himself as a White Knight but we all know the truth, he really is Corporate Commander.

He literately only talks about the games main feature for a couple of minutes: the siege battles, which he did state were cool but made no attempt to rationalize one playing the game unless "your a hardcore Elder Scrolls fan". Joe does bring up good points but really I can't stand him anymore, onto the comments section, maybe they'll rationalize something.

Would you rather prefer communism, you red bastard.

Hey look, someone with a brain cell, it's about time someone had some sense

Exactly what this guy said, thank god people like this still exist

Need I say anymore

Joe's the kinda person who speaks without thinking, so don't trust him...ever!

Damn right, at least it wouldn't be a bore fest like this review

I know this post has been a bit more angry than usual but it's well warranted, here's to the next video Joe does it actually watchable. Til next time......

4 comments:

1. 
   amaris133725 April 2014 at 00:35

   I am not even a fan of this Joe character, but I am less a fan of you. Your posts are filled with blind hatred and vitriol, lacking any rational basis. You resort to cruel and unwarranted personal attacks (body image and jab on welfare) that are unnecessary. From what I glean, Joe produces his show as his employment, and works hard to do so - a much more productive venture than your blog posts. I sense underlying bitterness, envy, and self-hatred in your posts. I feel you see similarities between you and Joe, feel you could do much better than him, but whereas he is somewhat successful, you are a sad, unemployed loser who must resort to trolling for attention.
   Be a better person, a decent person, and delete this blog. Or at least learn to express your criticism constructively.

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   Ciaran Hillock26 April 2014 at 16:15

   If you've actually read anything I've posted you would have noticed that I don't hate Joe and am actually a fan of him, and as for trolling, one could see it as that but it's just my way of constructive criticism. Your taking this way too seriously and you should actually think before you post next time.

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   Aubrey Willard24 September 2014 at 11:31

   I found this blog when searching about Joe vs Dan IGN. Do you really hate joe, you sound like you're offending joe because of his recent reviews?

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   Ciaran Hillock24 September 2014 at 14:52
   No man I don't hate Joe, I actually like his video's but when he messes up I've just got to write about it. He has had his ups and downs but Joe really is getting complacent with his fanbase with him earning more money on Twitch than his YouTube video's since you pay 5 dollars to subscribe to him on Twitch and there's got to be thousands of people who do that.
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