Showing posts with label Moron. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Moron. Show all posts

Thursday, 21 July 2016

AngryJoe & Purrluna play Battlefield 1! And new review coming soon!


Joe has finally propped Purrluna on his offical YouTube channel, I knew this was coming. Joe acts like a complete retard as usual, trying to say random German words like a 12 year old. Screaming shit and being as loud as possible, he seems more spastic than usual. I guess he's trying to impress Purrluna because she's obviously laughing at all the childish stuff he's doing. All of the video is from twitch, no editing whatsoever.

What expression is he trying to convey?
In other news, a new review is coming! Usually that's good news but it's a review for the shitty new ghost busters game that he streamed recently, sigh. He says it'll take TWO DAYS to edit the review, wow Joe is working 48 hours to edit something that's under half an hour. Bravo. Though it's not because he's just thick in the head, it's because he's not really working those two days. He's streaming more boring ass board games on twitch, going out to eat tempura, and other crap. Working really hard as usual, what a beaner. I can't wait until God Emperor Trump builds that wall and kicks his lazy beaner ass over it.

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story - Angry Reaction

Really? Is he going to do a fucking trailer reaction for everything that bloody comes out? But whatever all his fans will eat it up like no tomorrow because muh Joe senpai. And Joe is a politically correct faggot who likes shit. Star Wars is ruined. Angry Joe is a social justice coward bitch. The strong and independent female leading role trope is getting so boring. Like every film today has one. Oh, and before the white knights swoop down to tear me apart - no, I'm not sexist nor misogynistic, I don't hate women, I'm just tired of the same thing being used too much lately. 

Don't become these guys either.
Joe entire reaction to the trailer "THERE'S A SAMURAI. I'm watching this!" What a retard, he's jumping onto the bandwagon to promote a popular series to make himself more popular to get those precious YouTube clicks. Whatever, don't even bother watching crap like this when you can form your own opinion and not be a sheep. 

Monday, 11 April 2016

Hardcore Henry Angry Movie Review

Angry Joe was really impressed by HARDCORE HENRY! All you need to know is that Joe is mentally retarded, he's by definition the retard in the corner jacking off at the family gathering. Case in point: Appealing to lowest common denominator...case in point is Joe.

I doubt much of you even know what this is from.
Why does Delrith looks like he about to have a stroke in the beginning, he's probably so fat his heart has trouble pushing the hamburger toothpaste that is his blood all the way up to his head. Not to mention that his voice is both annoying and grating to hear. But hopefully he won't be around for long, if the diabetes doesn't get to him it'll be the lack of sunlight and nutrition or his legs will crumble under his own monstrous weight. As for Other Joe, he's quiet as a mouse like usual. It's mainly a Joe and Delrith gay fest for the whole video, both of them talk over each other like it's a dick measuring contest.

And Joe always finds some random single point to pin on and make any other popular movie a 5/10, but this thing is a 9? How is that justified?

Friday, 19 February 2016

Deadpool Angry Movie Review & Spoilers Discussion!


Just like an underaged redditor, Angry Joe liked Deadpool probably because lmao meme's xd or some other crap. Right at the start of the video he's signing it's high praises, telling people to give money to the movie and go see it. And you are probably saying how dare you say that, the movie is awesome and sheeeit! But you know what, I didn't see it and I don't plan on seeing it. Say whatever you will but I'm here to hate Angry Joe JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT!

Joe says this is the greatest superhero movie because it has ass, titties and HARDCORE FUCKING! Wew lad, if the sole reason you like the movie is because it has sex and violence then you are a retard. You don't see people liking Showgirls because it has sex and violence in it, pure kino by Paul Verhoven btw go and watch it. Joe even mentions the "little kids" watching this video, this shows that even he is aware that his fanbase is a bunch of underaged retards. And what the hell is the point of even having other joe and PAEDO Delrith when they barely utter a word through the whole video? Heck, Joe talks all over them as usual because he NEEDS to be the center of attention because IT'S HIS SHOW!

Damn his head is FAT!
Even though he said near the start of the video that the movie was awesome he starts saying lots of bad stuff about the movie, so what is it Joe, is it awesome like you said or is it bad? Whatever, when you've got a guy who can't make up his mind you shouldn't take him seriously. Anyway that's Memepool signing off.

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Star Wars Battlefront Angry Review


Not even 20 seconds in, and it's already a shitty review. Angry "Autism Overload" Joe proves yet again that he's a manchild, it's shit like dressing up like a clown that makes people not take him seriously. Serious talk though - I fucking hate his whole act. I fucking hate how much he exaggerates and overuses his facial muscles for exactly EVERYTHING.


It's nothing but pure sensationalism. I do know the standard for games journalism is very low, but come on - can't we find better outlets for our news and reviews? I'm really sick and tired of it, especially because it is all an act made for nothing else but to attract viewers thinking the videos SHOULD/MUST also be "SO FUNNEH XD" Seriously, even Kotaku looks good next to these types of reviews.

I demand dry and stone-faced reviewers that gives you nothing but facts and well-based opinions and no, Totalbiscuit doesn't count, he's a cuck anyway. It's stupid that Joe's dumb audience thinks if you talk for a long time about subjects you could easily sum up in 60 seconds instead of one hour it somehow makes you intelligent. Quality over quantity, that's all I'm asking for. 

But does Joe have good points in his review, yes of course he does because even a chimp could see the flaws the game has. And it doesn't help Angry Joe's argument when he acts like a baffoon on the internet, but then again it's not like he cares about that sort of stuff because the money will come his way anyway because his fanbase are drones. 





Watch this review from Angry Centaur if you want a proper review. 

Monday, 19 October 2015

EA Battlefront Season Pass Angry Rant!

Man, I know Joe is stupid, but this is just beyond belief. Well not actually since this is Angry Joe we are talking about, he's got the intelligence of a gnat. Anyway long story short, amidst all the huffing and puffing Joe says that you shouldn't buy this game or the dlc. However, right after that "rant" he says that he'll be buying the game and the dlc anyway, lolwut? Is this nigga serious? Angry Joe is what's wrong with the videogame industry, it's full of a bunch of fucking nitwits that will buy something even though they don't agree with it. Grow a fucking backbone you spineless coward, don't throw your support behind a company that's practically evil itself. I mean this beaner can't be that stupid.

Aw, shut the fuck up. 
If Joe really believes what he says then he should stand by his claims, but whatever this guy is just in it for the money and all that shit. Did you also see how he said that the Angry Army want to play the game, a fact that's even debunked on the Angry Army forum itself. Now that just shows you how delusional Joe himself is,

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That's because he's an idiot.

My point exactly. 

He won't do that, he needs people to watch his review to make him money.

Yeah, he's too ignorant to do that.


Friday, 9 October 2015

The Martian Angry Movie Review


Joe said he started work on another review, what could it be? Mad Max has been out too long and I doubt he's gonna review that, so is it some shitty indie game or Tony Hawks? He also mentions Bill Nye the science guy, he says it all weird and comes off like a YouTube retard, how the hell takes that guy seriously anyway. He then starts shouting MATT DAMON, he even shows a clip to show how autistic he is, only idiots would even bring that bring in a legitimate review, does he even want to be taken seriously?
Joe geeks out over the fact that there are WOMEN in this movie, he champions this fact like he's fucking anita sarkeesian. But the most laughable thing about this "review" is that Joe thinks the Martian is better than Interstellar, he can't be fucking serious. This movie is nowhere near Interstellar, this in itself is why you shouldn't take Joe seriously because he gives you a stupid opinion which anyone can see is wrong. He also gave the movie 9/10, hahahahahaha......Joe says he was alive during the moon landings, yeah and I'm the King of France. Toodles.

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Joe only cares about making money, pure and simple.

Right on my righteous brother. 

Exactly. 

He's trying to appeal to the female viewers and tumblr. 

Don't forget he's a paedo.

Monday, 5 October 2015

AngryJoe Plays Ghost Control Inc.!


Another video of Joe shilling to a shitty indie game developers, don't even bother watching this one. Take a look at the comments section but heaven almighty don't watch or tolerate this kind of shit content from Joe. Peace out.

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Hahahahahaha...

Sunday, 6 September 2015

06/09/2015 - Twitter Madness


Well, Joe's been away sucking off some corporate dick at some convention, shame he didn't bother recording anything for his fans to see. He's also been charging people to enter a football league while is just shady, looks like he's gone full Jew. Also, he's being salty as usual.

This is just shady, why the hell is he charging people when the jackpot should be his money, not theirs!

Excuses, excuses.

Yeah right, more like a week. He hasn't even played enough of the game to make a review.

Isn't Delrith playing the game for you?

Boo fucking hoo.

Yeah, jumping all in because that's where the money is.

I seriously doubt he's even played Cossacks or heard of it before Cossacks 3 was announced. Poser.

The King of Salt. Also, what an asshole.
  

The salt is real, get a load of his salty reaction.

Sunday, 1 February 2015

Top 10 Gaming Controversies of 2014!


Number 10 - Hatred

It seems he really doesn't understand these types of games, it's just like Postal where you go around killing people. These games don't create more columbine massacre's, but Joe has this idea in his head that this game does. Though let's get to the bottom line, he's taking the mainstream media approach and that's what he does best, being a "Mainstream Manny". If he actually looked at this game from the developers or a potential buyers angle, he could be able to have a complete opinion, instead of being baised. That's one thing a Journalist doesn't do, I'm looking at you Al Jazerra.

Number 09 - Buying Twitch

This is just stupid, even though it's video game related Joe should really have added something instead. It's basically there so he can bitch and moan about his twitch streams not working properly, which he blames on hackers and people ddosing him. Which is just to further the image of white knight Joe vs the trolls.

Number 08 - Microsoft Abandons the Kinect

This is more of a business decision than a controversy, and they didn't abadon the kinect because games are still being made for it. Joe has probably set his opinion of it too high, expecting Minority Report, and he's so angry, but then again that's his shtick. He spouts the biggest load of shit, and that's the main word he uses over and over to shove his own opinion down your throat. He then starts ranting about VR systems for some reason, he wants to demo it before he buys it because he can't take other people's, he says that Microsoft is wasting his money even though he made the decision to buy it. Fucking dumbass.


Number 07 - Mountain Dew Game Jam

He was there, he really hates the mountain dew producer, mainly because he wanted to make the show more interesting. Probably to get more views, he's such a bigot because he didn't even attempt to see it from his side. Joe takes his white knight approach and totally glory holes his whole part of the show, it's basically him hating on reality tv shows. He then shows a clip of him talking about how they went to Disney land and other stuff, but let's not forget this entire segment is from his account. Which is obviously biased.

Number 06 - Lizard Squad


He basically tells the story of how PSN and Xbox Live were taken down by Lizard Squad, but after that he takes the chance to mention Microsoft's' online only approach, he then says some stupid shit about how he helped make the change to no drm, screw you Joe stop acting like the champion of the people. But he totally fails to mention the reason why some of them did it, to show how vulnerable their security was and that they should improve their systems. He basically told only half the story, probably because he couldn't actually be bothered to fully research his topics.

Number 05 - Early Access

He totally nails this section, but it's mainly to bash the H1Z1 game that Sony released, he probably just read the news article about it that everyone re-tweeted. Anway, it's a good topic but he should have focused on the bigger picture and not rant about one game, or even how you only get's the beta for a game if you pre-order it now.

Number 04 - Shadow of Mordor

He talks about it's review copy practices, but then again how did he think real review copy deals work. Using Jim Sterling's video is just lazy, couldn't he have made his own opinion instead of using that other guys, he was doing alright up until he started using other people's video and making mistakes.

He then says he enjoys doing paid promos but only for games he wants to support or do let's play's on, take this with a pinch of salt because he's trying to justify him selling out to the corporations. Look's like he is the real corporate commander. This segment ends with him bitching and moaning about restricting review copies because he can't be bothered to fucking buy it himself, what a cheap bastard. Stop relying on the charity of others, you don't get to decide who get's review copies or how the process works, the people who make the games do.

Number 03 - Micro transactions in AAA Games


Moron got her name wrong.
He goes off in a wild tangent for this one, he does make goes points but he's going about this all wrong, he's acting like this is only recent even though micro transactions in triple A games have been around for over a year. I'll list a couple here:


  • Dead Space 3 Power up Pay Wall
  • Weapon Skins in Gears of War 3
  • Token's in Forza Motorsport 5 
  • Ryse
  • Gran Turismo 6 
  • Killzone Shadowfall

He then act's like consoles are sacred for micro transactions, but it's okay for mobiles and tablets. Now that's just hypocritical, after that he then goes on a rant about Game of War featuring Kate Upton. And he even got her name wrong because he's a dumbass, and shits all over the game even though he's probably never played it. All in all, it seems he didn't do his research or even play those games listed fully. 

Number 02 - Swatting

I totally agree with him here, no objections. But this is more of people being assholes than a controversy. 

Number 01 -  Gamer Gate



Now this is a can of worms ready to be opened, if you've made it this far through my rambling then you should be alright. Let's continue.

He says people in Pro Gamer Gate and anti Gamer Gate are bullshit, and both sides have problems, 
granted this is true but he says over and over again that he's neutral. If he actually understood what he was saying he would see that's he's not neutral. He the says that Gamer Gate haven't accomplish much, and that the underbelly always rears it's ugly which is why people see them like that. This can be said for both sides but Joe makes no attempt to say that, it's clear what side he's chosen. He says GG started with the Zoey Quinn incident, and of course he defends her since he know's her personally. But hasn't GG always been there since people have been complaining about the industry since the creation of gaming, it just didn't have a name back then. Angry Joe is right about the hastag, but what he doesn't understand is that is what gives it power. Would people in the States listen to a crowd of people who aren't in an organisation, or would they listen to the same crowd with banners from the Republican party?



He then makes fun of Adam Baldwin and says he's not a gamer and that him and right wingers, and blames him for the creation of the hashtag. He also defends harassment against those women even though if he had an inkling of intelligent he would know why people were doing that, moron can't even be bothered to research anythingHe says GG movement is a small movement on Twitter, what a load. They may not be everywhere but there are a large number on both sides, though I will commend him on at least trying to understand both sides but he really needed to put more effort into it and not get his information from second hand sources.

And by being neutral and silent, Joe himself encourages the harassment of GG, and that's a simple fact. He's gone from being an idiot to a social justice warrior, and I don't know what's worse...

Anyway let's get onto the comments. I'm probably not making much sense anyway.


Exactly, though he probably thinks people don't remember what he said.

Yeah, because they are morons and show us what we mustn't become.

It's clear Joe doesn't understand the game or it's intentions.

Well said, now only if Joe could actually understand this and pull his head out of his ass.

Well that's it for the controversies, I'll also make a post about his video getting pulled down, and I'd also like to hear from everyone reading this what Joe did right and what he did wrong.

4 comments:

  1. This vid was the nail in the coffin for me, what started out as disliking because he sold out has turned into full hatred for what a lousy human being Joe has become sigh
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  2. I bet Joe only said that about #Gamergate just to get them and supporters of the movement off his back.
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    1. That's probably most likely because he dipped his toe into the argument and couldn't take the heat, that's why he quickly changed his opinion and became "neutral". I'm pretty sure he never cared to begin with anyway.
  3. For number 8, couldn't he at least pur Gaza and Ferguson Riots as a controversy than Microsoft? DUMBASS FUCKING ANGRY JOE.
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Thursday, 22 January 2015

Top 10 Disappointing Games of 2014!


Well I don't have that much problems with this list as most of the stuff on here deserve to be here. But he borrowed stuff from other reviewers again, that's just plain lazy and it's apparently meant to be him list. Check out the list below:

10. Civilization: Beyond Earth

9. The Crew 
Used another guys video for most of his explanation.

8. NHL 15 
This one was downright lazy, because you could tell that he didn't play the game since he hands the whole thing off to another dude.

7. The Sims 4
Granted most of the stuff he said was true but it was stuff anyone could say by just looking at the game, or heck even reading a review and saying the bad points. Which is exactly what he did, some people liked the new one, some people didn't.

6. Assassin's Creed: Unity 
This one did get a lot of flak when it was released, but most of the problems have been fixed, something which Joe didn't even bother bringing up. So what does he think about the game since it's been fixed? Oh wait,  he probably didn't even notice since he jumps ship ever time a new game get's released. That and he never even bothered to review it.

5. Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
He was so wrong about this one, he just acted like it was the same old call of duty with new tricks and weapons. But how does that make it different from Battlefield or other video game series, he let's his blind rage against Call of Duty cloud his judgement and you get a biased opinion from someone who didn't even bother to play the other titles in the series. So how does he know it's the same as the other one's if he didn't play them? Oh wait, he's just a poser.

4. Titanfall

3. Watch Dogs

2. The Elder Scrolls Online
Joe got this game so wrong, not only did he get gameplay facts wrong. He didn't even bother playing the game to it's fullest, so how can he properly judge it. And all the problems he had with the game have been fixed since launch, he didn't even bother to revisit the game and give his new opinion. It may have been disappointing at launch but is it still disappointing?

1. Destiny
This game just wasn't his cup of tea, that's mainly the reason he didn't like it. Not to mention that everyone had the wrong opinion of the game, sure it's not what you expected but that doesn't mean it's bad. I found it an enjoyable experience and so did others, some people like it and some people don't. But multiple opinions on a game are better than one, so check out other people's reviews as well as Joe's.


He mentions games such as Sunset Overdrive even though it has been favorably reviewed, he probably didn't like it because he's not used to the games or he just sucks at it, the same could be said about Infamous Second Son as he played that game terribly. Just watch his live stream and you'll understand. There was so many games he could have mentioned and he choose mostly triple a titles, he didn't even mention Far Cry 4, probably because he was payed to do previews of the game and he didn't even bother to review it. All in all, it was an okay list though he should really prioritize his lists instead of just looking at what others think.

Let's have a look at some comments:

Probably because he can't make money off them.
An improvement for Call of Duty but not bad ass.
It's probably all that fast food he keeps yapping about, that's what's making him fat.
Essentially why Joe is wrong about Elder Scrolls online.

20 comments:

  1. these lists have been so random and pointless up to this point, and he avoids hurting his masters and just rags on some crappy games nobody cares about sigh.
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  2. A yes a here is my list of top 10 which contains footage from mostly other people.
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  3. Biggest disappointment of 2014: Angry Jew selling out even more than before, refusing to do reviews on popular games, lying saying he's going to do a review then not doing it, telling his old fans who made him what he is to fuck off on Twitter... the list goes on and on.
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  4. Wow...this is both better and worse than your other lists.

    I see you didn't mention anything about Titanfall, Watch Dogs, and Civilization. Ok, won't hold that against you. Maybe you couldn't find anything to hate about his opinion, maybe you just forgot to talk about it.

    Your opinion for The Crew and NHL is actually valid. Angry Joe relying on someone else's video to explain it. Yea, that's lazy. No argument there. That's valid criticism.

    But now we come to the problems with your list.
    The Sims 4: just because he has the same complaints as everyone else does not mean he shouldn't be allowed to include the game on the list.
    Assassin's Creed Unity: it was a disappointing (and that is an understatement) release plagued with bugs and frame rate issues. Sure they fixed them later on, but after playing it at release the way Joe did and seeing that they took the best parts of Black Flag out, would you really have stayed with the game long enough for the patches?
    Call of Duty: It isn't different from Battlefield 4. He hated that too. It's just that Call of Duty was hyped up so much more and given what we got...yea...disappointment.
    Elder Scrolls Online: No, no he didn't get his facts wrong. And again, even though the problems were patched, the problems that existed at launch coupled with the hype and promises, you probably wouldn't have stayed with the game either. I'm starting to think you are confusing the "top 10 disappointing games" list with the "top 10 worst" list.
    Defiance: And you have proven my point that you have no idea what his video was even about. It's a list of games that were disappointments, not necessarily bad. You completely missed the point of his video.

    In conclusion, you made one step forward, ten steps backward. You completely missed the mark with this one, possibly worse than you previously did because at least then you made it clear that you understood the point of his video. Here you admitted that you had no idea what he was talking about but decided to disagree with him anyway.

    I'm sorry dude but you are just horrible at this. I think you just hate him because you just want attention or something.
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    1. you are getting pathetic mate, go back to the angryfaggotarmy and dont bother posting here, we're all laughing at how sad you are.
    2. Looks like you can't even read, granted some of those games were buggy and bad at launch but does that mean they are truly bad. Don't let your blind fanboyism blind your judgement. He didn't even mention the games were fixed, that's dedication right there, ignoring the facts to push your own agenda.
    3. Oh harry harry harry, how you disappoint me. I'm pathetic? Because I pointed out the flaws of this blog? Truly, the fact that I am right me make me wrong because you said so!

      Ciaran, you obviously can't read yourself. Angry Joe ever made this particular list to be full of games that were bad, just disappointments. That is why it was "Top 10 Disappointing Games of 2014". He already made a "Top 10 Worst Games of 2014" list, and he told us that these were separate lists.

      I'm not a fanboy. I just know how to read, but does he really need to mention that the games were fixed? Shouldn't the fact that they had far too many issues at release that had to be ironed out in the months to come instead of, oh I don't know, NOT having the issues in the first place make them disappointments in the first place?
    4. Those are your words not his, stop putting words in Joe's mouth.
  5. So Angry Joe hurt you pretty bad because YOU MADE A BLOG JUSTS TO BASH ANGRY JOE! SERIOSLY!?, why not BLACKB0ND or Gilgar13vids, those are the scum of youtube.
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    1. Joe is a poser and a fraud, if you've actually read anything on this blog you would know that.
    2. Actually Ciaran, the reasons on this blog are spotty at best and logically fallacious/downright wrong at worst.

      This blog no more proves that Joe is a poser or a fraud than your post proves that you tell the truth.
    3. Now I know you're a rabid fanboy right off the teet, sure some of the shit I say on here is stupid but for you to say that Joe isn't a poser is the over statement of the year.
    4. You're one to talk Ciaran. You assume that everyone who disagrees with you in the slightest is a rabid fanboy of Joe just because they disagree with you.

      You're nothing more than a poser who hates Joe because you think it will win you some internet creds. Newsflash: it won't.
    5. Okay, I'll take the fanboy comment away but my other opinion still stands. And if you had an inkling on intelligence you'd know Joe was a dude bro before he became a pc elitist, and I'm not doing this for "internet creds", I'm doing it to expose Joe for who he truly is. Plain and simple.
    6. Very Mature to admit your wrong their Ciaran, that makes you still better than Joe. Although I have to admit that if mr Demon64 did see your posts I don't understand why he hasn't seen that Joe in the end is a poser. Not trying to be a douche but I know from some of the earlier posts the evidence you supply shows Joes true nature and from what I've seen in some videos. But if he or others supply good evidence then listen first and question if needed. Also I wouldn't take this fight with Joe too seriously if you have. While if he keeps his new attitude up I want him gone too, but my younger brother told me to just "let the leaves fall". The demise of his career is inevitable, but at the same time doesn't hurt to talk about it. Can't wait till your next post.
  6. Just looking at this site I just have to say:
    You must have a real HARD-ON for Angry Joe, I mean you are in some kind of anti-love or something.

    I mean this site exists, and it follows his activity so closely, I had to look up Angry Joe's channel just to compare.

    You are like some kind of supervillian-sans-super of the "Monarch" variety from The Venture Brothers.

    Your profile pic is so perfect.

    The utter geek drama this all invokes.

    This is great :D I'm all smiles over this.
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    1. So if TMZ or a reporter follows and posts news about somebody they have a HARD-ON for them. And dude, don't get your own thoughts confused with mine, because you don't know them.
    2. I don't know your thoughts? Lol, who writes your comments then, your dog?
      Or do you just spout thoughtlessly?

      Anyways, great blog :)
    3. Yes my dog does write my comments, and his name is Rin Tin Tin.