Angry Joe Sucks Blog 4 - Revenge of the nerds: PS4

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Monday, 15 September 2014

AngryJoe Plays Destiny - Pre-Review Impressions

Is this going to become the norm for Joe, talking about a game for a couple of minutes then showing a long ass let's play session, because it seems like that's what he's going for. Also he's playing Destiny on the PS4 because he's shilled out to hashimoto, that and he's a faggot. Basically it's him summarizing what he liked and what he didn't like about Destiny, though he could have said the game is basically firefight from Halo except an entire game. And in the actual review he'll probably yap his mouth off as usual instead of summarizing his sentences, and this is why people still say Joe is such an amateur at anything video game related. We'll just have to wait and see how he messes up in the actual review so in the meantime check out the comments below:

A typical Angry Army faggot response, maybe if Joe took that stick out of his ass then he could get some stuff done but as usual he let's his dick riding fanboys do all the work for him.

Reviews take time dude but we all know that Joe will take his sweet ass time as usual

I think this guys onto something

It seems like this guy has cleaned Joe's dick a couple of times already, what a total retard

I'm pretty sure that this actually happened, Photoshopped images coming soon

Well that was his Pre-Review Impressions video, now wasn't that bore fest fun, if you said no then well done you get a golden star. If you said yes you can just go to the nearest hospital and get butt fucked by the Mexican janitor with a funny eye and an eye patch because reasons. And just like the Archfiend, have a nice day everyone, fucking idiot.

13 comments:

Terry Brandstrom19 September 2014 at 20:19
The funny thing about this is Joe pretending on Twitter like he's the one who came up with the "Traveler is evil" hypothesis when it was actually some chick on Kotaku who did rofl.
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The Pro Lesi19 September 2014 at 23:39
Its really amazing how many effor you put into a blog what only a few reads. So You doing this since March 16.

That was 189 Days ago. You got 100 PAGE views per day. Less than 100 people visiting your blog. And I'm not counting refreshing the page You ain't gonna change anything. You can continue you hate-speech against somebody You clearly dont like. But you know what. Continue that. Reply me in an offending/douchy way... or just ignore me.. This is the last time I visited this page... Ops.. You just lost 1% off your views... or maybe more. Bye. Enjoy your life
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Nqmam ime21 September 2014 at 13:53
Wow, that's the most childish and juvenile website, full of 12 year olds with anger issues going through puberty I've ever seen.
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harryvdlaan29 September 2014 at 14:32
he is just exposing what a low life, lieing son of a bitch that fat fucker really is.

He isnt a champion for gamers against the corporations, he is stabbing us all in the back while making thousands of dollars.

fuck him and his gay little 'army'
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Sunday, 20 July 2014

Twitter Madness - 20/07/2014

Well since Joe's going to conventions for a while there won't be any video's or updates for some time. At least we've got his twitter feed to keep us entertained. Oh and we finally got to know Other Joe's real name, it's Joe Lopez, yay!

At least there getting there

Nice Total recall reference

Poor Joe, eating out of dumpsters must be hard on him

Oh don't remind me of this terrible panel

That's it for this post, oh and someone made some weird beard pictures of Other Joe...enjoy?

We all know someone's gonna beat off to this

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Kingdom Under Fire II - AngryJoe's Game of E3 2014!

This is his game of E3, it's Kingdom Under Fire 2...fail. There was far more interesting stuff at E3 than this, the only reason Joe was interested in this is because its a free-to-play. It's just sad that all he does is spotlight Moba's and free-to-play's, in this year alone he's mentioned them multiple times and it just keeps on coming. He spends the first minute and a half talking about this game as if it's the best thing ever, just look at his face below.

Just look at his face, he looks like he's on something

Anyway let's get down to business, the negative far outweigh the positive so be prepared.

What he did right:

Asked a lot of questions covering most aspects about the game
Asked what took them so long
Talked about some paid options

What he did wrong:

Acted as if this game was the best thing ever
Never mentioned the change in game play from previous games in series
Never asked what the catch was
Didn't ask which platforms
Kept moving the mic around
Acted as if it was totally free, even though free-to-play's never are
Didn't mention why the guy needs a translator even though he understood English
Acted as if he understood Korean
Kept bringing up the Angry Army
Didn't mention it being like Dynasty Warriors

Even though the video was interesting to watch I still think Joe was way too excited for this, it's probably because since it's an MMO and he thinks everybody's gonna jump on just because he said so. Anyway onto some comments:

Well said

Probably both

How do you know, maybe he knows Korean

We know, we all know...

Monday, 28 April 2014

Angry Joe Watchdogs Interview - April 2014

Well it seems Ubisoft contacted Angry Joe to do an interview with them for their upcoming game Watchdogs. Joe gets to talk to the Animation Director Colin Graham, who doesn't really know that much about the game other than what they were showing off at the show floor. Joe mostly asks questions about what they were showing off though he did ask about the graphics downgrade which the guy brushes off quickly after saying that the game will have those graphics if you have the best pc, we'll see that for ourselves when the game launches but just by looking at it you can tell straight away that it's not the same thing they showed off at E3.

They talk about some of the games features which are cool though not really what you would expect from a next-gen game, especially since it will get more redundant when you'll progress into the game. Other than Joe basically sucking up to the guy to get kudos from Ubisoft for saying great things about the game Joe does an alright interview and shows enough footage from the game to keep you interested. Though it's really stuff you've probably already seen, anyway the guy Joe's interviewing keeps avoiding eye contact with Joe throughout the video probably because he's being told what to say and not giving his own opinion. Well that's just video game pr for you, only tell them the good things and never the bad. Now onto the comments:

Well we won't know until he puts out the review, but I guess he'll give it a good score due to him getting an interview

True, there were probably other people waiting to do interviews

Yeah, the graphics don't really look like a real next gen game, probably because it's on last gen too.

Exactly, nobody's talking about the Xbox One version, probably because it'll be inferior to the other platforms so they can sell more PS4's

True, just look at the Titanfall pc version before they patched it, just goes to show developers only care about making money first and making a good game second.

Graphic's do always make a game but you do want your "next-gen" games to look good and not like some bad port from last gen.

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Angry Joe Plays DCUO - Stream Invasion!

Well now, another DCUO video, this time the video is really enjoyable as Joe and Other Joe really have a lot of fun playing the game, this is what people want to see not Joe goofing off and acting like a retard in the Dark Souls 2 video. Angry Joe this time has replaced the boredom of last times video with cool fights and awesomeness, I will only say a little about this video since it was good.

Why is Angry Joe doing a simple mission when he's got his crew with him, I mean his time with the community could have been used in a giant clan battle and that would have been amazing to see, instead he tries to do some low level quest and some people from the sky keep dropping down and fighting. Joe keeps dying since he's replaying the game after it's went free to play and he doesn't notice anything changed from the paid version, point for Joe he's mentioning stuff people want to hear. Anyway there's nothing really negative about this video so go and watch and maybe try out the game, that's why Angry Joe's playing it, because he's part of the March Awareness program for DCUO.

Now all he needs to do is play and review Infamous, which he has been playing on his twitch channel, and he's been really bad at the game mainly because he's not even trying to play the game right, according to the YouTube comments in his Dark Souls video. Anyway, lets see what the viewers think:

Everyone's basically fed up and want him to review the new infamous game which he should have done soon, though Angry Joe always loves to take his sweet ass time with everything.