Halo 5: Guardians Angry Review

Man, it feels like ages since Joe has done a review. Mostly since all of the content in between is utter tripe no one wants to watch. And finally he's put out another review since MGS V, skipping Mad Max and other games so he can shill on Twitch and do paid promotions, champion of the people my ass.

Anyway, let's get to the actual review. It's long, boring, and he complains and gives fake anger to make a click-bait video as usual, what's new? Oh yeah, let's not forget the long, boring and drawn out sketches that he loves to make for the 12 year olds that watch his video's. Joe says this isn't the halo he "fell in love with" even though it's been different like that since Reach, not that he would know that because he's a poser. He also never finished Halo 4 (or bothered to review it) which is a crime to Halo fans everywhere, not finishing a game even though he calls himself a "critic" is just shameful, IGN and Gamespot do their jobs why can't Joe? Oh wait that's because he's lazy. Moving on. He then makes pointless statements about the microtransactions in the game, and goes off on a one sided rant like the man child he really is, microtransactions are just evil to Joe because he needs to keep up the facade that he's "angry" and relevant. He didn't even try to understand why microtransactions are in the game, that right there is plain ignorance to push his own agenda.

Remember this retarded moment.

Let's also get to the fact that he rages over split screen being removed, he gave 343 the finger in his live stream to show how much of an adult he is. He then said that splitscreen was removed to force people to buy another system (which Joe did because he's a stupid consumer) which is in fact not true, split screen was removed because it wasn't at a level which they desired, Joe never even mentioned this so he could push his version of events. He also complains about having to wait years for the sequel, as opposed to getting yearly Halo releases like COD, double standards Joe. For some reason he's putting random emphasis on random words, must be autistic. Joe says the game is closer to Call of Duty, he would already know this if he actually played Halo 4 for crying out loud. Even though he takes 20 minutes for the story he doesn't actually cover much.

He says the multiplayer has a lack of classic maps in a new game, is he stupid or something? He also hasn't played his Xbox One since last november, bahahahaha, some gaymer he is. Joe calls requisition points controversial when they are not, he spazzes out like a retard, he makes stuff up about people downvoting video's and removing comments yet doesn't give any evidence to back up his claims. And Angry Joe says he "speaks the truth", and he get's really salty when people call him out on his bullshit, Joe's such a role model. He also calls for everyone to "stop sucking 343's balls", yeah real mature Joe. His final score is 6/10 because he's a sore loser and salty as hell. Anyway screw Joe and just watch Angry Centaur's review of the game, it's below:

Angry Joe Tries to pick up chicks on Twitter

Angry "The Manlet" Joe is at it again, no not stealing candy from children and mugging old ladies at the 7/11. But trying to pick up chicks on Twitter of all places, I guess Tinder wasn't working out for him. Remember how Joe called Megan Fox the "biggest dumb slut of the year"? Yeah, I guess he's taken himself a fancy to murdering white women in the USA, oh wait that was that other Mexican Fox News wouldn't shut up about.

Angry Joe's got street cred. 

I guess this is a new low than pretending to be a Feminist for Joe, since he's always trying to pretend that he's something he's not. And one just wonders how Joe came upon this image, did he go searching for it like the predator he probably is? And what did he mean by he would "give her some candy"? Was that supposed to be some type of sexual remark? Angry Joe at his finest people, champion of Tinder and Video Gamers everywhere. I can't wait for trump to clean his ass out of the country.

You can't stump the Trump. Though I prefer David "Pig Fucker" Cameron over Trump, just a little fyi.

And I thought Joe was gay with his paedo friend Delrith and Other Joe? Or is he bisesxual? Shit just sends chills down my spine.

AngryJoe Plays Warhammer: End Times Vermintide!

Another video of Joe playing a game because it's new, sigh. And it's a "promotional video" which means he took it up the ass from Sega, the video is also over 50 minutes long and you've got to be the biggest sheep in the world if you watch even 5 minutes of it. Mark my words. Angry Joe is also a racist, because he said "I hate whites" in the video. Yeah it's okay when Joe does it because he dindu nuffin and can do no wrong. This video is a good example of Joe not giving a shit about his fans, he promises and promises but in the end talks out of his ass so he can make more Jew gold to feed his chicken addiction.

Total War: Warhammer Pre-Order & DLC Angry Rant!

Look at my face, I'm so angry.

Another video made from his livestream footage, is he even trying anymore? This video just reeks unprofessionalism, derp derp need video for YouTube so people stop complaining so I'll upload an easy money rant video derpty derp. What a complete retard, all this crap was expecting from the get go and Joe crying like a child isn't going to change anything, maybe if he tried to do something to change this then people would say look at that guy but no, this is Phantom Joe who pretends to care, I mean look at him here he totally isn't sincere.

See? Even Other Joe doesn't give a shit.

If you don't preorder you don't get chaos, most people who are going to buy it are going to pre-order it in the first place! Why is he acting surprised when this has been going on for fucking forever, remember all that crap Sega did with the last couple Total War games? This is why we need (Can't Stump the) Trump or (Can't Arson) Ben Carson in American, we need them to stamp all the stupid people out of society and transcend us to a higher plane of existence. Wait, wut? How did that get there?

Rainbow Six Siege: Angry Interview

Another interview for a game nobody gives a crap about, sigh. Even though the interview is your usual "Angry" interview I have to mention that Joe was invited by Ubisoft to come and do this interview. I myself find these interviews boring and not interesting at all since if you were interested in the game you'd already know all of the information contained within, this video is only for the sheep to watch. If you've got a brain don't bother watching the video like me, just go and do your own thing while Joe wallows in his own shit community.

Star Wars Trailer #3 Reaction - AngryJoe & OtherJoe

Seriously, another fucking reaction video? I'm not even going to bother watching this because you know what to expect from this lazy mexican, he should be working on a review instead of acting like a retard on the internet. But whatever all you sheep are still going to watch every second of this video anyway, I'm off ot listen to someone who knows what they're talking about. Later...

Backlash Against Angry Joe Over His Battlefront Remarks

If you haven't noticed yet, Angry Joe has received massive criticism over the remarks he made in his recent Battlefront video. He's basically under a multi-pronged assault on numerous platforms:

• His own forum
• Social media (namely twitter)
• YouTube comments section

Scroll through the comments on anyone of these places and you'll see the remarks people are making about Angry Joe. I'm not going to cover everywhere, you'll see a few examples below:

Angry Joe getting owned by a DICE employee

This is how is a DICE employee found out about Angry Joe's video, and how did he respond? Joe basically threw tons of shit his way and acted like he was all that and a chicken wing, it's funny because the DICE guy basically owned Joe in the image above, pointing out to everyone what he really is.

Criticism on the Angry Army Forum

Numerous people have pointed out that Joe isn't doing any reviews, these topics have since been closed by "fatass" Tons0fun himself. Lots of people in the battlefront thread have pointed out that Joe is making stuff up about the AJSA wanting to play the game. This is what one guy said:

Other people are bothered by the fact Joe acts like he speaks for them, he's effectively putting words into their mouths when they have a voice of their own. But the funniest thing is that people on Joe's very own forum are calling him a sellout, even they recognize what he truly is and that he's part of the problem in the gaming industry.

The YouTube comments section in general

Youtube is full of people tearing Joe a new asshole, the truth just hurts. I wonder how long it takes Joe to remove the comments section.