Showing posts with label Sellout. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sellout. Show all posts

Sunday, 6 November 2016

Angry Joe is now a reaction/filler channel

That's right boys and girls, Angry Joe is now a meme tier reaction channel. Though I'm sure most of you already know that if you've been keeping up with what fat Fernando has been doing in the past months. All he does it react to stuff that happens nowadays, be that YouTube related crap, copyright, movie reviews/reactions and news. He's not creating any original content besides reviews. This is all due to him aiming for the dollar dollar that he's become obsessed over.


Take the recent Alienware paid promotion for example, which he didn't disclose by the way. He causes a stink and plays the underdog to gain sympathy from retards on the internet. Either way his retarded fanbase will stroke his ego. Alright that was a bit unrelated to the matter at hand but what the heck, it's my blog. Anyway you get the point: Angry Joe reacts to any and everything that get's released nowadays to gain epenis and jew gold for all the new crap that comes out. I'll list all the reaction type stuff he's doing over the last few weeks.

  • Hacksaw Ridge Movie Review
  • Call of Duty on PC Angry Rant!
  • Doctor Strange Angry Movie Review
  • OtherJoe Plays Outlast 2!
  • Amazon FAILS w/ Titanfall 2 - Angry Rant
  • MS Announces Beam & VR - Angry Reaction
  • Ouija: Origin of Evil Movie Review
  • Jack Reacher Never Go Back Angry Review
  • Nintendo Switch Angry Reaction
  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 - Teaser Angry Reaction
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 Teaser Angry Reaction!

And this is only a few weeks. As you can see he's reacting to new stuff, not even bothering to do original content or proper reviews. I guess it's just easier for him seeing as he hasn't give a shit what his viewers want in years.

Yes Joe is was you and only you that made them reverse their decision.

In his recent Call of Duty rant video  he apologizes for lack of reviews, saying he tried to do everything at once. Says he might have to do vlog reviews instead of rapid fire or proper angry reviews. Complaining that he can only do a review when the game comes out because nobody will want to watch it and give him money, oh boo fucking hoo Joe you can't have your cake and eat it you lazy beaner. I hope trump deports you. And you want to know what the biggest load of shit I've heard from him recently? He claims a single angry review takes WEEKS to do. Yeah I'm pretty sure he pulled that number out of his unwashed asshole.

Wednesday, 2 November 2016

Angry Joe's Alienware Paid Promotion with Chloe Mortez


Looks like the hungry hippo's known as Angry "fuck my shit up" Joe and Chloe Moretz have finally done a crossover. Isn't that what you would expect on the Angry Joe Show? Yeah, didn't think so. There's a lot of things wrong with this video but the most glaring one is that Joe is now trying to push the political agenda of Feminism and Hilary Clinton with this video and what he's posting in the comments section. You can see it below:

That's right, Angry Joe has taken the next step forward to becoming a nu-male cuck, I can't wait until he starts accepting immigrants into his home to be more progressive. Oh wait I forgot to say that Chloe "career killer" Mortez is in this video. If there was one cross over I would want to see it would be this:

A match made in heaven. And I know she does this jokingly, probably thinking she is some fragile cute girl and this will look funny. But she actually looks like she could beat up Joe. Those shoulders, those hands, those pythons. Honestly she could probably take Joe in a fight, in a paid promotion by Alienware or on the street. 

I mean hell have you see what Angry Joe has become? He's been packing on the pounds lately, I guess all those seven dollar meals are getting to him. Also seeing as this video is part of Broforce's Alienware paid promotional campaign which Chloe Mortez has been a part of with YouTube Gaming it's only naturally that Angry "beaner" Joe was a part of this sellout. That's it for this time, back sometime in the future. Peace out.

Saturday, 9 July 2016

Angry Joe heads to Tennocon (War frame Convention in LONDON)

Seems like Angry Joe and a slew of other "content creators" are in LONDON of all places to shill for Warframe at Tennocon. Note that all of these people have been paid to go to this event as it's a paid promotion. Not that you'll hear any of them saying that.



Seems like Joe has his priories right, he'd rather travel around the world and shill then make proper video's for his fans. Also, a little about Tennocon. The basic ticket is $25 but VIP passes that include a tour of Digital Extremes’ offices and brunch with the game’s developers sold out in a day despite the price tag of $250. I wonder which one Joe has, though I presume since he's a "content creator" he'll have a special pass or some other bullshit.

Monday, 4 July 2016

Angry Joe's late Doom Review and closes comments in paid promotion video



The Doom review is too short and has many flaws, you don't need me to tell you that so here's someone from the AJSA pointing out the flaws.
In all honesty, the review was good, but let's face a few flaws:
1. It's pretty late, for whatever reason. Either he just did it as fan service because it was so requested, but nonetheless, it's simply too late and it's kinda pointless now.
2. It's basically, "it's a good game go get it!" with a few good reasons he told us as to why the game is good and why we should get it, but he didn't really go into depth
3. Length. It's pretty short, even for a such a simple game. True, you can't talk too much about this game, but as I said in my 2nd point, he could of gone a bit more into depth with it and give us really good reasons on why we should buy it and it's flaws. Maybe tho he didn't feel like it because he thought it was pointless making it too long for a game like this.
4. Multiplayer. He didn't talk about it at ALL, except "It's there and it's not good as other MP games, but it's still fun."  It's still a big part of the game and he should of taken the time to talk about the mechanics there, maps and whatever else you can talk about. If he took time to properly talk about it's MP, it would add another 5 minutes to the video, making it almost a 20min review which would of made it almost perfect for a game like this. 
However overall, I think it was a good review. It was pretty hilarious and what I like about it is he added lots of that classic AJ bullshit into it with horrible acting and shitty costumes and terrible effects lol, which adds lots of quirky humor into his review, so that was pretty good.
Tho personally, I don't think it's a review I would depend on if I'm thinking about buying the game. I would watch at least 1 or 2 more, specially because he totally ditched talking about multiplayer.
See, there's people doing my work for me now. Tehehe! Anyway let's get down to business: Angry Joe has taken the first step and closed comments and the like/dislike ratio on his latest paid promotion video. The only thing I've got to say is:
We'll see what happens from here on out as the internet reacts to Joe's drastic measures.

Monday, 20 June 2016

Angry Joe does 24 Hours of Le Forza Stream #Sponsored by Audi

With full Jew mode in effect Joe has went and done a 24 hours stream sponsored by Audi for the new Forza game as if anyone cares. It's minimum commentary all the way through, just Joe muttering random words trying to keep the one thousand people watching entertained. At one point he claims his bad performance was due to him being delirious, yeah we all know that's just him being a terrible player. To make matters worse the comments section is full of people calling Joe a bad driver, mostly because he can't bloody play a driving game properly. I mean he keeps crashing into the barricades, constantly not being able to turn a fucking corner correctly. But to deflect criticism he keeps calling everyone else a "pro", oh boo hoo Joe is a casual game please feel sorry for him. What a complete joke.

Joe said this on Twitter sometime after the sponsorship. I think we all know this isn't true. 

He also argued with some dude on Twitter, seems like Joe is the one who can't stand someone's personal opinion. And get a load of Joe's "4chan sheep troll" comment as if he knows what he's talking about, what a joke.

Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Angry Joe goes ballistic over Overwatch review backlash

Looks like Angry Joe has blown a gasket, seems like all those Overwatch autists are mad that he didn't go all out to dicksuck the game. A seven is good on his scale but I guess people can't handle that he gave the game a 7/10 for all the right reasons. But let's get to his actual review, his Overwatch review was just awful. Camera recordings of his monitor screen (of the website and stuff).Bashing on the loot box system with no real arguments behind it nor mentioning the fact that they're practically thrown in your face with the leveling system.Saying it lacks a story even though there's tons of lore out there.I'm not saying he wasn't right about some things. (No PvE/story mode etc. but I don't really mind that.) But it feels as if he didn't do his research properly, nor did he play it enough to get a genuine feel for the game. It's all to quick/cut-and-dry for my taste.You can see his response to everyone's outrage below:

I guess Angry Joe is Angry.
I like how he claims he has no time, on his playstation account he has no playtime because he lets that pedo furry delrith play the games for him, proof that he's not the one doing most of the work. Basically he's being a bitch. This is the kind of temper tantrum you throw once you've forgotten what it's like to actually have to bust your ass to make ends meet. Not saying he doesn't put some work into his channel, but he's living an easy life and isn't in any position to be complaining like he is.

Joe be like:
GUISE PLS CUT ME SOME SLACK I BARELY MAKE DO WITH MY 20K/M BY MAKING D-GRADE INTERNET REVIEWS WITH MY AUTISTIC FRIENDS GUISE CMON I'M JUST LIKE YOU NOT IGN AND THOSE OTHER SELLOUTS

Seeing youtube e-celebs sperg out makes my day. You reap what you sow, and when you make your name with *solo* video game and movie reviews and then devolve into a quirky le meme reaction channel, you better be prepared for some backlash. Although tbf it started going to shit after his whole angry army nuthugging bullshit community. But to top it all off he went and deleted that rant, top kek. Everyone already knows what an asshole he already is. He must really be ANGRY.


Joe is thinking of turning off YouTube comments because he can't handle criticism. If he actually does it I bet people will riot.



These are the people who defend angry Joe, their average comments are like:

BECAUSE ITS HIS DAY JOB DONT YOU SEE HES SO STRESSED HE CANT EVEN MAKE REVIEWS ANYMORE LEAVE HIM ALONE OR I WILL CALL ANGRY ARMY ON YOU!

Saturday, 14 May 2016

Angry Joe goes to Italy on Holiday, new quick review series and other updates

Looks like Mr Joe "I work 70 hours a week and don't take holidays" Vargas has actually taken a holiday in Italy for a week, no doubt putting all that Youtube and ebeggin money to use.



You should also know that Jesse Cox was also in Italy during the same time as Joe, he was shilling for some Witcher 3 expansion event which Joe also attended. It also seems that everyone who attended the original paid promotion even in Poland for the release of the base game got invited for this event. I guess soulless sellouts stick together.


There is also a really obnoxious video by some pink haired anime character on YouTube you should check out if you want to see what happened during the event. It's best you watch it because you sure as hell won't see Joe uploading a video about it, that would be too much effort for him. Unless he was paid to promote the event with video's for quick and dirty sellout cash.

You should also know that Joe never stated he was going to this event, before leaving for Italy he said he was going on Holiday and now it's a paid promotional event. Which one was it Joe? He's also trying to do some quick review format but it's alright, he clearly isn't cut out for making shorter video's anymore.


Meanwhile Delrith has stayed stateside and continued to stream in place of Angry Joe, he's also been showing off his retarded walmart style gun collection. If you are going to buy guns at least buy ones which don't look retarded.

Sources:
https://www.reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/4j3sht/it_seems_like_cd_projekt_red_is_doing_an_event_in/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yoh3fAn32Y


Friday, 6 May 2016

Angry Joe tells fans to fuck off over Reviews and Complains on Twitter


Looks like the stick has only gone farther up Angry Joe's ass, this time he has gone and dug himself a deeper hole by telling his fans to fuck off because it's not just a review show. Sounds like he's salty as usual because people are complaining that he's only pumping out shitty movie video's and trailer reactions.


His Call of Duty reaction trailer also got claimed by Activision and he's been bitching and moaning on Twitter that he can't make money. Boo hoo. Also get a load of Joe saying he'll go to court, I don't think Illegal Mexicans are allowed in court Joe.

It's funny because that's exactly what he's going to be doing.

Tuesday, 26 April 2016

Angry Joe goes to PAX and shills Lamborghini for Overwatch


Angry Joe shills for Overwatch meeting fake Tracer and pretty much says all kinds of shit that sounds like he is trying to sell you a fucking car, which he is. The dude acts like a kid in a candy store, I guess it must be him dreaming about when he will own one. Yet Joe brings this up and acts like he'll never get one because fuck you give me money. The driver also constantly has a phone on her lap, yeah I'd be ignoring Joe if he was in my car too. All in all Joe acts like a complete idiot thinking everyone knows about his e-fame, heck he even sticks the camera outside the car while it's driving like the complete moron he is. Shit's dangerous. Angry Joe looks so sad when he has to leave the car,

Look at this shit, Joe is recording with a mobile phone like a complete tool. He doesn't even look interested, look at that look on his face. 
He also took photos but makes the same face in every single one of them, Even though Joe was there for days running around like a spaz do we even know if he'll upload any video from it? And you know what the worst thing is? Joe and Delrith never went to the PAX East 2016 Diversity Lounge, it's sad because they would have fit right in.

Gaymer's and #Translivesmatter, get me the fuck out of here.

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/335479883#top

Saturday, 16 April 2016

Angry Joe Review Update and another sellout Loot crate video

tfw no seven dollars
It looks like this Mexican asshole is about to cry, aww poor baby needs to shill moar. He says like he always does that a review is coming, Quantum break to be exact, then he wants to do a Ratchet and Clank review as if he's even played a game in that series. Afterwards he wants to do a Battle fleet Gothic armada review since he's been shilling that game since forever because muh Warhammer obsession. He'll also be going to PAX EAST where he announced in advance that he'll be streaming battle born because muh paid promotion among other shit. And for some other bizarre reason he wants to do another Batman vs Superman video because that's where all the money is at right now, shitty movie related video for that easy YouTube money, what a scumbag.


He then goes on to say that you should support his "independent reviews channel", since when has he called what he does that? It seems that he's trying to portray himself as something he's not once again. You got to love it when Joe blames his health for the reason he can't put reviews out but that won't stop him from streaming on Twitch and making movie videos, under the weather my ass. He's a liar through and through. He also complains that he isn't part of a big company where he has over 200 employees like IGN or GameSpot, it seems to me that he's looking for something to complain about when it's his own fault that he isn't putting out reviews. The lazy fucking beaner of a whore.

What a load. 
He also put out another Loot Crate video to help support his channel because fuck you give me money. Looks like a sellout piece of shit does what a sellout does best, sellout.

Friday, 8 April 2016

AngryJoe Plays Ashes of the Singularity (RTS)!


Well it looks like Joe has jumped onto Stardocks cock to do another promotional video because FUCK YOU GIVE ME MONEY.

Everyone in the comments section are seeing Angry Joe for what he truly is, petty and a sell out who only cares about the money. I think it's time to rename the show to the Angry Joe sellout show because that's what the writing on the wall says. Even though Delrith is actually trying to give his honest opinion Joe shuts him down by saying that everything in the game is awesome because shill tactic. The irony of this "paid promotion" by Joe is that it is so transparent as a blatant attempt to pull the wool over his fans eyes that he has actually had the opposite effect on potential buyers ... many here feel so betrayed that they (if they were on the fence to begin with) will now definitely not buy the game. No one with even a mediocre intellect will look upon this garbage as "value" for $44 just because Joe says so. Stay clear, stay queer guys.

Friday, 25 March 2016

AJ's W40K: Inquisitor Martyr Developer Preview!

Oh hey look it's some shitty dungeon crawler with the warhammer name slapped on it, yawn. Joe will shill anything at this rate, I mean he jumps onto anything that's recent and popular just to shill it for money and e-fame. This is the kind of game that is aimed at people who don't even enjoy Warhammer, it's casual as fuck. Joe should also keep his filthy mouth shut and let the man finish talking before interrupting him.

I also don't appreciate that it seems more like a re-skin of "The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing", than an actual new game. But I guess they gave them the WH40k license exactly because the relative success of the Van Helsing series of hack'n'slash games, so they don't want them to deviate from the set formula. I actually enjoyed the Van Helsing games to a certain degree. I just think they need a lot of improvements. And it will be a waste of potential if this WH40k version will not come with major changes and improvements of the engine and the general feel and it actually end as a simple re-skin. And that's basically the down low, but you won't hear Angry Joe say that because Mr fuck you give me money is baised as fuck. Nuff said.

AJ's Loot Crate Unboxing - DEAD 2016!

A sponsored content video, looks like Joe wants everyone to know that he's a fucking sellout. Thanks for doing my job for me Joe, you are a special kind of stupid. He would also rather do sponsored content like this than the top 10 controversies video, seems like he has his priorities straight. Nobody subscribed to Angry Joe for this crap, Angry Joe is a sellout and everyone should know it.


Saturday, 5 March 2016

XCOM 2 Angry Review


Apparently XCOM is Joe's favorite franchise of ALL TIME! Yeah right and my favorite franchise of all time is Dynasty Warriors. Anyway it's a showboating time on the Angry Joe Show as usual, he more or less gives most of the games problems (too many to count) a pass and gives the game a 8/10 because why the fuck not? It's not like Joe's scores actually mean anything anymore. I also love how joe flips his shit when a game doesn't come too PC...But when a games sequel comes ONLY too PC that was previously a multi-platform he conveniently doesn't say anything.

The review is biased as shit and the game is easily above average or just plain average, there's tons of features missing from the game among tons of other things but do you see Joe even hinting at that? NO! That's because he appeals to the lowest common denominator, which is the retarded 12 year old market who can't form an opinion of their own. Though thankfully the comments section is ripping Joe a new asshole for this review, seems like people are doing my work for me. Catch you next time on the Angry Jew Sellout show!

Friday, 19 February 2016

AngryJoe Plays The Witness (Drunken!)

Joe acts like it's awesome that he played a game while drunk, he knows people wants reviews and he said that Xcom 2 and Deadpool reviews are coming. Then he tells people to shut up and enjoy the free content, yeah because that's how the world works. And why the hell is he playing some stupid indie game no one cares about you say? Oh wait probably because he's either paid to or is just a plain idiot trying to spam video's with games which are easy for him to play. I mean this game he's playing takes little to no skill, so that's a good thing for him.


And is he trying to create a new type of let's play with his drunken crap? I think not, he's too stupid to come up with a good idea that's not being lazy. Even with all things considered it's still a boring video to watch, I mean who the hell finds a Mexican retard on you tube interested to watch when all he does is act like an idiot and ask chat to tell him what to do. Also did Joe get "drunk" from just one beer, I mean dudes got some serious problems if it only takes one beer before he gets drunk. Anyway it's a shit and boring video for a shit game, and you can tell it's bad when the comments section is full of people complaining...for good reasons. That's all for this time, Dr Jones signing off.

Wednesday, 3 February 2016

360° Video: AngryJoeShow [PAX South 2016]


Really? He's uploading another boring video no one's interested in. I think I'll take a pass on it, got better things to do than watch a Mexican make an ass of himself.

Also this is probably another paid promotion since he is showing off this product, he had to go and ask the booth if he could promote this shit. What a sellout.

Saturday, 30 January 2016

AngryJoe Plays Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak!


Right off the bat Joe can't even pronounce Kharak right, what a moron. Is he even trying anymore? He's also apparently excited about this new game even though the Homeworld "franchise" if you can even call it that has been long dead , I mean who the hell wants a ground control rip off as a Homeworld game or even wanted more backstory? I mean stuff like this just screams cash grab, and that's exactly what it is. Not to mention that if you wanted to show your game off you don't give it to Angry Joe because he can't even play any game right, he's a terrible let's player and that's a fact.

Also this is a "promo" which more or less means that Joe took it up the ass from the devs so he could shill whatever game comes his way, it's stuff like this that put his credibility in the drain. Heck I bet that Joe hasn't even played or finished the original Homeworld games, what a poser. Whatever don't even watch this cesspool of a video, just down vote and leave an angry comment. Oh and check out the comments section as everyone is having a good old time ripping Joe a new one for being goddamn lazy. I hope someone sends flesh eating worms to Joe's house so he can go and start shout CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

Dude reddit references and memes xd lol wut

Now gfto off this site, I've got a night shift tonight and I'm not looking forward to it, then I've got a christening the following morning. Being me is suffering but who cares? Catch you on the flip side!

Wednesday, 20 January 2016

AngryJoe Plays Hard West!

More like Angry Joe is a fucking soulless sellout, amirite? Shilling Sanchez is at it again, how many paid promotions is he going to do this year I wonder? And let's take into account that this is an INDIE GAME, I'm guessing Joe is a shit magnet nowadays for companies.

And looks like the Angry Army is out in force in the comments section, they are literally crying that other people are complaining about Joe not working on the top 10 video's, which he should be. I mean how can he be so busy but sticks out crap content like this, what a freaking liar, he always uses the sympathy card like a bitch. Whatever, just leave an angry comment and down vote the video, crap content shouldn't be tolerated.

AngryJoe Cowboy Action Shooting! [Hard West]


A paid promotion, sigh. And what the hell is wrong with the sound quality, couldn't Joe afford a better mic with all that Jew gold he gets from donations. And does Joe ever wash that Superman T-shirt? I swear he probably wears it to bed too. Anyway it's just a long and boring video of Joe shooting at the gun range, the only downside is that someone didn't shoot Angry Joe for being an illegal immigrant while he was there. Joe's stance and tone during the video is also both unprofessional and childish, I mean who the heck acts like an idiot out in the open? Oh wait I've answered my own question.

Verdict: Skip it, it's long, boring and a paid promotion. Sellout scumbag.









Saturday, 19 December 2015

Anki Overdrive [AngryJoe's Tabletime!]


Another fucking sponsored (he's call's it a promo) boardgame video, if this ain't proof that he's a sellout I don't know what is. I mean if you aren't convinced at this point you might as well just listen to Eiffel 65's "Move your body" until you go numb and are forced to accept the truth.
Move your body, move your body. Everybody, come on now everybody. 

If you have no idea who these guys are then I have no words to describe the anger I hold towards you, I'm being a fucking serious internet tough guy here. Anyway the video is both long and boring, and it's a sponsored content video so it's a bloody product placement video and you shouldn't even both watching any of it. Because it's Joe trying to sell you a product because he's a sellout, make sure your voice is heard in the comments section and ignore those spineless fucktards that defend Joe at every turn. Probably a bunch of basement virgins who worship the ground Joe walks on because muh video games and muh internet culture.

NOW! MOVE YOUR BODY! COME ON NOW EVERYBODY!