Number 10 - The Banner Saga (PC)Seriously he chose this game, something he probably wouldn't have mentioned if it wasn't backed by kickstarter and had members of BioWare in it's development team.
Number 9 - Smite (PC)He was payed to play this game back when he made video's on it, he had to include it because he apparently enjoyed it. Yeah probably because he was payed as a coporate shill, this portion is basically a sales pitch that he wrote for the company. It's just sad to see someone do this, but then again most things about Joe is sad.
Number 8 - Endless Legend (PC)He act's like nobody know's what this game is, and seriously he builds up this game to be some epic video game. Even though it's got as much depth as a turkey sandwich, same goes for Joe. I can't believe he included crap like this on his list, he probably watched the opening cutscene and jizzed all over the place without actually playing the game. What a moron!
Number 7 - Heartstone (PC)A fucking card game, you've got to be kidding me. I can't believe this list so far, it's like he's trying to piss people off with this list of his. But then again it's another free-to-play title and he promots it again like usual, salespitch Joe ahoy! Fucking sellout! BTW it's pay to win not free-to-play you jackass, get your facts right.
Number 6 - Alien Isolation (Multi)Don't mention colonial marines Joe, one game should not be compared o another if you're "trying" to be professional. He basically reads the cliff notes off of IGN's review and is selling this game like a motherfucker! This guy...
Number 5 - South Park (Multi)You've got to be fucking kidding me, only retards would include this game in their best games list but then again Joe is the kinda guy who dresses like a little girl. People want real games in the list, not bullcrap like this. Joe you dun fucked it up.
Number 4 - Farcry 4 (Multi)Instantly he shows that stupid honey badger clip that he tried so much to make into a meme, this was another game which he was paid to promote. His excuse this time is that it is the same as Far Cry 3 but since it's good he gives it a free pass, integrity, I don't see any. He's selling the game again, I wouldn't be suprised if he put links in the video description to buy the games. Sign of a sellout, just saying.
Number 3 - Divinity: Original Sin (PC)Come on, another PC game, this PC master race mother fucker is a goddamn idiot. He's acting like this game is so much of a throwback even though he hasn't played any games which he thinks it's referencing, this is a poser and it shines through in this video.
Number 2 - Shadow of Mordor (Multi)He's really taking the piss with this one, not only did he not review the game he tries to sell us the game. He act's like the nemesis system is revolutionary, even though it was all talk and when you see it implemented it's actually quite lame. He says the games main character isn't interesting but has interesting abilities, this could be said for how many games? Exactly, it's nothing new Joe so stop making a fool of yourself on the internet. The game is average at best, not fucking amazing.
Number 1 - Dragon Age (Multi)While I really don't mind this being number one since it actually looks like a good game, but the fact is that Joe didn't mention a lot of the games bugs a launch probably because he went to a paid event that EA Games sent him to. So much for fighting the good fight Joe, his is corporate commander.
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Taking everything into consideration, this list is mostly bullshit. All of the games that were on his list were released on PC which is Joe's platform of choice. There is not one console exclusive game on this list even though quite a few of them were released this year, Sunset Overdrive, Infamous, Titanfall and Drive Club to name a few. And that's not including indies. Another important note is that some of these games on this list were games which he was paid to promote since he was trying to shoehorn in that whole indie drive thing he had going on, which really nobody cared about.
All in all, a stupid list. And the video should be changed to top 10 best games of 2014 that Joe played, heck he just says they are good games and doesn't say say there games of the year. There's a difference Joe, not that I'd expect you to notice you smuck.
Let's see what the viewers think of this list:
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| Exactly, he's just an idiot. Plain and simple. |
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| I know, what a Pleb. |
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| I know, it's a bloody good game, it should be included regardless of what the original game came out on. |
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| Hey, wait, this guys got a good point. |
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| Woah, that was unexpected. |
