AngryJoe Plays Ashes of the Singularity (RTS)!

Well it looks like Joe has jumped onto Stardocks cock to do another promotional video because FUCK YOU GIVE ME MONEY.

Everyone in the comments section are seeing Angry Joe for what he truly is, petty and a sell out who only cares about the money. I think it's time to rename the show to the Angry Joe sellout show because that's what the writing on the wall says. Even though Delrith is actually trying to give his honest opinion Joe shuts him down by saying that everything in the game is awesome because shill tactic. The irony of this "paid promotion" by Joe is that it is so transparent as a blatant attempt to pull the wool over his fans eyes that he has actually had the opposite effect on potential buyers ... many here feel so betrayed that they (if they were on the fence to begin with) will now definitely not buy the game. No one with even a mediocre intellect will look upon this garbage as "value" for $44 just because Joe says so. Stay clear, stay queer guys.

AJ's Stellaris Developer Preview!

Who in their right minds wants to watch a 43 minute video? Even though I've kept my eye on this game every once in a while I just can't be bothered anymore. The 4X genre died long ago and every game that get's pumped out is either a steaming pile of shit or an unfinished mess with half the features that are supposed to be there. Also don't tolerate this type of content, no one subscribed for long and boring videos.

Get a load of Joe's video description:

So excited for this one guys! Its one of my favorite genres (4x - space empires) mixed with the depth of a Grand Strategy! Create your own empire, expand, and explore the galaxy! Then Conquer it!

In other words: Dude look at me trying to capitalize on people's dude weed lmao nostalgia, I totally know everything about this genre (seeing as it's my FAVORITE) and it's not like I'm just being a poser to gain internet cred. Please watch and subscribe to see me fail miserably playing video games.

AJ's Hearts of Iron IV Developer Preview!

Wow, just what the doctor ordered. Another boring ass video about a video game that no one cares about. Angry Joe just brings the viewers what they want most, except he doesn't. Joe is stupid as a pile of rocks, he is ass at strategy games or history/geography for that matter. You can see that this type of game is not for him. If someone gave him, for instance, an FPS, he would certainly do better, right? After all, he says that this is his first experience with grand strategies so that tells you how much he knows about the genre. The only reason he's trying to get into the new one is because it's more streamlined, which more or less means he's playing the retarded version.

How did that get there.

Personally this type of game is a meme game, it's really a huge steaming pile of shit that people keep buying every year. If I wanted to play something like this I would play the classic's which are genuinely good games, unlike there modern equivalent which is not a labor of love. And why the hell is paradox giving Joe a developers preview when most of his audience either doesn't play the games or knows nothing about them, Joe included. Whatever, later dudes.

Oculus Rift Angry Review

Hey look it's that meme tier garbage developers are trying to shove down our throats, please let this shit bomb. If I wanted a proper "VR" experience I'd go bleach my eyes and play the virtual boy. And isn't Joe going blind? Why is he using this shit when it will only make his condition worse. I also feel like this video is paid because they are obviously trying to sell this piece of shit to any body who will listen. A shill is a shill. Joe said he wants to start up a new review series even though he can't even keep up with his regular game reviews, looks like he's going to where the money is. The most retarded thing in this video is that Joe didn't even know his computer had 3.0 usb ports, I mean he buys an overrated piece of junk and doesn't even know what's in it. 999-come-on-now?

He should also give other Joe a better mike, you can barely hear the poor dude.  Why have the other guy there if he barely talks and every time he does Joe speaks over him?

Looks like Joe has been deleting comments because people made fun of him for not knowing he had a 3.0 usb port.

It wouldn't be the Gay faggot show without two mexican faggots.

All in all a terrible shill video from a good goy. See ya later you bunch of cucks.

AngryJoe Plays Polaris Sector (4X)

A bloody let's play, looks like he's shilling some random game again. I love how he talks about Master of Orion not having the tactical depth he requires, but then again Joe is the kind of guy who only needs explosions in his space games. And Joe has the tactical skill of a mc nugget, the guy is clearly out of his league anytime he plays anything. Anyway it's a boring let's play video ripped right from his Twitch, yeah that shows you that it took very little effort on his part. See ya later you bunch of cucks...

AJ's W40K: Inquisitor Martyr Developer Preview!

Oh hey look it's some shitty dungeon crawler with the warhammer name slapped on it, yawn. Joe will shill anything at this rate, I mean he jumps onto anything that's recent and popular just to shill it for money and e-fame. This is the kind of game that is aimed at people who don't even enjoy Warhammer, it's casual as fuck. Joe should also keep his filthy mouth shut and let the man finish talking before interrupting him.

I also don't appreciate that it seems more like a re-skin of "The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing", than an actual new game. But I guess they gave them the WH40k license exactly because the relative success of the Van Helsing series of hack'n'slash games, so they don't want them to deviate from the set formula. I actually enjoyed the Van Helsing games to a certain degree. I just think they need a lot of improvements. And it will be a waste of potential if this WH40k version will not come with major changes and improvements of the engine and the general feel and it actually end as a simple re-skin. And that's basically the down low, but you won't hear Angry Joe say that because Mr fuck you give me money is baised as fuck. Nuff said.

Batman v Superman Angry Movie Review & Spoilers Discussion

Basically this is the video: LOL I'LL SCREAM AND ACT ANGRY FOR DA VIEWS XDDD

Got it? Now go away and fuck off somewhere else. Also if the reviewer makes a dumb exaggerated face in the preview pic then you know the video isn't worth watching. If you still haven't got it. 

HE'S GOT OVER 2 AND A HALF MILLION SUBSCRIBERS 

AND STARTS HIS REVIEW OFF BY SCREAMING LIKE A FUCKING CHILD WITH A SHITTY EDIT
I mean... am I just weird for not finding it funny? I don't understand, it's beyond amateur.

Actually he was mixed about the movie, 7/10 as a fan,(fucking pussy) but 6/10 from a critical perspective. but he made a fair point that Killing Superman within 2 movies was a really dumb move. My main gripe is the way he just talks over his two buddies, like constantly. While Joe's voice is perctly heard I can't say the same for the others, I mean give your friends a mic so they don't have to strain to hear their voices to be heard. WELL DONE PISSED PEDRO!

I like how 7 Perso Pablo always waits for a general reception even though he gets invited to pre-screenings to make sure not to offend his audience.

What a beaner. 

Biggest fanboy that loved MoS says there's shit he fucking hated. JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP. Wait, seriously? He's the biggest pleb ever. Thought he would love the movie. I guess it's a love/hate thing for Irate Innaritu. He always waits to see what the general consensus of the mainstream public will be about the movie before making the review. He knows it fucking sucks, he just doesn't want to seem contrarian to his fans. So he is just biding his time. Angry Joe isn't "angry" unless it suits him and his fans. Though if you had an army of nerds willing to cuck themselves to you, you would try to appease them too.. for the shekels

Joe's avatar has him looking fit as fuck but he's a greasy beaner in his videos, just hit the gym you fat burrito and lose those chinese phonebook chins.

Anyway this is what I guess he would say before he made the video:

• he will make a video where he talks to the camera
• his eyes will be watery
• his face will be puffy
• he will have a hoarse voice
• he will cough after each laugh
• he will look miserable
• he will complain about batman killing people
• you dun fucked it up, dc heheheh ooh *cough cough*

How did I do? Also there's two fucking video's and you've got to be the biggest moron in the planet to watch both of them, though I'm guessing most of you did because you are retarded or had nothing better to do.