Angry Joe's Alienware Paid Promotion with Chloe Mortez

Looks like the hungry hippo's known as Angry "fuck my shit up" Joe and Chloe Moretz have finally done a crossover. Isn't that what you would expect on the Angry Joe Show? Yeah, didn't think so. There's a lot of things wrong with this video but the most glaring one is that Joe is now trying to push the political agenda of Feminism and Hilary Clinton with this video and what he's posting in the comments section. You can see it below:

That's right, Angry Joe has taken the next step forward to becoming a nu-male cuck, I can't wait until he starts accepting immigrants into his home to be more progressive. Oh wait I forgot to say that Chloe "career killer" Mortez is in this video. If there was one cross over I would want to see it would be this:

A match made in heaven. And I know she does this jokingly, probably thinking she is some fragile cute girl and this will look funny. But she actually looks like she could beat up Joe. Those shoulders, those hands, those pythons. Honestly she could probably take Joe in a fight, in a paid promotion by Alienware or on the street. 

I mean hell have you see what Angry Joe has become? He's been packing on the pounds lately, I guess all those seven dollar meals are getting to him. Also seeing as this video is part of Broforce's Alienware paid promotional campaign which Chloe Mortez has been a part of with YouTube Gaming it's only naturally that Angry "beaner" Joe was a part of this sellout. That's it for this time, back sometime in the future. Peace out.

Star Trek Beyond Angry Movie Review

Another movie review, yup the Angry Joe Movie Review Show gravy train is on a roll these days. Better get used to it. Joe calls himself a "Star Trek fan", yeah right. Sorry Joe but all the things you are praising for this movie are the exact reasons why I don't care for the new series. It is nothing but a pew pew bang bang action movie. And NOT the intellectual thinking man's Sci-fi. *tips fedora* And wtf joe this isnt even a review, its just you explaining the whole fucking movie, not even a spoiler warning or anything like that. Get a load of what Joe said:

".. when you think of Star Trek, you think of spaceships, exploration and of laser fights and phaser fights and all that other stuff...."
I think he is confusing the frame story of the Star Trek universe with the actual idea what Star Trek is(should be) about, Gene would turn, probably did already, in his grave. Being the 50th Anniversary they should have included the Living Original Cast ... Nichelle Nicholes, George Takei, Walter Koeing, and William Shatner! But now the opportunity is lost... with the death Leonard Nimoy. Paramount has greenlit Star Trek 4... which will be time-travel story for Chris Pine's character of James Kirk who meets his father G. Kirk in the PAST!!! (How stupid can Paramount be???) And for the love of God somebody needs to tell Joe to stop reviewing movies and go back to games. Does anyone agree? Yeah I bet you do. 

Is he right?

Oh and paedo Delrith is in this movie "review", uhm yay. Doesn't he have some furry related activities he should be doing. Sick fuck.

More movie reviews after PAX

Looks like Joe has jumped onto making more movie reviews after getting back from PAX, sigh. And it's a review for the shitty Ratchet and Clank movie, he literally went to see a movie made for children. But then again Joe does have the mentality of a child. Though one's got to wonder why Joe reviewed the movie when he didn't even bother to review the actual game it's based on? Maybe he's just being lazy as usual.

And I know it sounds like a broken record but where the hell are the reviews? Is he even planning on doing any? Also, his actual PAX coverage was terrible. Nothing but dick sucking without showing actual enthusiasm, fake enthusiasm doesn't count. Anyway you get the point.

5 Movie video's in a week!

I mean golly, this is getting out of hand. In the past week alone Joe has put out 4 reaction videos, 1 movie review and one VR game review. The dude must have some priority problems because this isn't what most of his subscribers want. They want reviews, not some crappy video that takes him two seconds to make from Twitch footage. I mean he's been on Twitter and Twitch nearly every day shilling himself to make more jew money, and to make matters worse he's been putting Delrith on stream constantly when he's not there as if people want to watch that fat bastard.

And he's going to another stupid event to shill himself some more and suck developers cock to more interviews and paid promotions, how low can Joe go? It's one thing to "earn a living" playing video games like a retard but it's another thing to totally ignore what most of your fan base wants from you: REVIEWS! Maybe you should take that head out of your ass and give the people what they want instead of being an imbecile.

Because that's what we want.

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This marks a change in post format because I'm getting fucking tired of covering every little damn thing, so you'll see posts about whatever ebin lulz that retard is up to.

Hardcore Henry Angry Movie Review

Angry Joe was really impressed by HARDCORE HENRY! All you need to know is that Joe is mentally retarded, he's by definition the retard in the corner jacking off at the family gathering. Case in point: Appealing to lowest common denominator...case in point is Joe.

I doubt much of you even know what this is from.

Why does Delrith looks like he about to have a stroke in the beginning, he's probably so fat his heart has trouble pushing the hamburger toothpaste that is his blood all the way up to his head. Not to mention that his voice is both annoying and grating to hear. But hopefully he won't be around for long, if the diabetes doesn't get to him it'll be the lack of sunlight and nutrition or his legs will crumble under his own monstrous weight. As for Other Joe, he's quiet as a mouse like usual. It's mainly a Joe and Delrith gay fest for the whole video, both of them talk over each other like it's a dick measuring contest.

And Joe always finds some random single point to pin on and make any other popular movie a 5/10, but this thing is a 9? How is that justified?

Batman v Superman Angry Movie Review & Spoilers Discussion

Basically this is the video: LOL I'LL SCREAM AND ACT ANGRY FOR DA VIEWS XDDD

Got it? Now go away and fuck off somewhere else. Also if the reviewer makes a dumb exaggerated face in the preview pic then you know the video isn't worth watching. If you still haven't got it. 

HE'S GOT OVER 2 AND A HALF MILLION SUBSCRIBERS 

AND STARTS HIS REVIEW OFF BY SCREAMING LIKE A FUCKING CHILD WITH A SHITTY EDIT
I mean... am I just weird for not finding it funny? I don't understand, it's beyond amateur.

Actually he was mixed about the movie, 7/10 as a fan,(fucking pussy) but 6/10 from a critical perspective. but he made a fair point that Killing Superman within 2 movies was a really dumb move. My main gripe is the way he just talks over his two buddies, like constantly. While Joe's voice is perctly heard I can't say the same for the others, I mean give your friends a mic so they don't have to strain to hear their voices to be heard. WELL DONE PISSED PEDRO!

I like how 7 Perso Pablo always waits for a general reception even though he gets invited to pre-screenings to make sure not to offend his audience.

What a beaner. 

Biggest fanboy that loved MoS says there's shit he fucking hated. JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP. Wait, seriously? He's the biggest pleb ever. Thought he would love the movie. I guess it's a love/hate thing for Irate Innaritu. He always waits to see what the general consensus of the mainstream public will be about the movie before making the review. He knows it fucking sucks, he just doesn't want to seem contrarian to his fans. So he is just biding his time. Angry Joe isn't "angry" unless it suits him and his fans. Though if you had an army of nerds willing to cuck themselves to you, you would try to appease them too.. for the shekels

Joe's avatar has him looking fit as fuck but he's a greasy beaner in his videos, just hit the gym you fat burrito and lose those chinese phonebook chins.

Anyway this is what I guess he would say before he made the video:

• he will make a video where he talks to the camera
• his eyes will be watery
• his face will be puffy
• he will have a hoarse voice
• he will cough after each laugh
• he will look miserable
• he will complain about batman killing people
• you dun fucked it up, dc heheheh ooh *cough cough*

How did I do? Also there's two fucking video's and you've got to be the biggest moron in the planet to watch both of them, though I'm guessing most of you did because you are retarded or had nothing better to do.

Civil War Trailer #2 - Angry Reaction

Another movie video. Yawn. Where's my reaction video for the new X-men trailer? Oh wait Joe only does video's when it suits him. I'm also kind of annoyed he got the characters fighting on the wrong teams in the video. The end of the video shows who is fighting with who... and Scarlet is on Cap's team while Vision is on Stark's team. (yes we know Vision was a Cap man in the comic) And Widow is Stark's team too, though he mention's that she is on Cap's. What a retard. Other Joe barely got to say anything as usual because fuck you it's my show.


It's funny how in the Batman vs. Superman trailer, Joe says something about crappy CGI. Yet he fails to mention the crappy CGI around the 1:57 mark. Did anyone else see the how Robert Downey's head seems to be off-centered from the suit? It looks likes he has a crook in his neck which looks a bit too unatural. He talks about them "cramming" more characters here but it works because for most of them you had 10 years of movies to get to know them, while for BvS the only character that has been flashed out is Superman, we know nothing about the others. Joe just loves to scream his head off when trailers show too much but makes excuses when marvel does it. dude you are such a hypocrit and need to stfu. you are a superman fan only when it suits you or your reviews. do us all a favor and Stay on marvels dick.

06/03/2016 - Twitter Madness

Twitter Madness is back baby! This week we've got lots of stupid shit from Joe's twitter, I mean the dude is obviously a Superman fanboy so much that he takes the battle to Twitter. He also spammed Twitter with his terrible political opinion as if his voice matters, he really has it out for Trump mostly since he will be deported if Trump has his way. Butthurt Benico ahoy!

Boo hoo, looks like Joe can't handle the heat.

Jesus H Christ in that Jesus and Budda Anime, no one cares about this Joe. Also nice to know you are still a massive fanboy.

No Joe, stop pretending you actually played those back in the day. Shame on you, poser.

Yeah right, I bet it's just him sucking up to developers. 

FURRY ALERT! I bet Delrith's going to see it again.

Hahaha, Joe just got BTFO. Notice how he never replied.

Dear lord, these more of this idiocy. 

Implying you can get away with making money off their content without their permission Joe.

Joe: Boo hoo I want to make money off your content.
Yeah, Joe thinks he can use other people stuff for his own purposes. This guy doesn't know how the world works.

That's it for this week, folks. Dr Jones singing off.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Angry Movie Review

I refuse to believe that anyone actually like this piece of garbage. I watched the movie today in a cinema that I didn't even plan on going to, I had a 30 pound voucher and it costed me 28 pound for two fucking people. That's 8.80 a ticket, (usually it's 5 pound at my preferred cinema) and about 10 pound for two medium drinks and a medium popcorn which is slighter dearer than my usual cinema. I don't really care I spent that much since it wasn't any of my actual money but I'm pissed that it costed 28 pound to see a shitty movie. I could rant more but I'll end it here, the Odeon sucks and the Movie House rocks. Nuff said.

Now onto Joe's "Angry Review", it's autism central at Joe's house as usual because apparently he's just like every other reviewer who's been paid to say that this movie is great and that you should see it to make Disney more money. Remember that Disney bought the company that Joe is under on YouTube, so he's probably being paid as usual to spout all kinds of nonsense. I mean reviewers are meant to have a critical opinion and not sell your soul to the white slavers over at Disney to score some brownie points. But whatever, I know most of you fucks liked the movie to earn some nerd cred or some other crap. Later.

Also remember that Joe lost the original footage because he's a fucking idiot who can't even do a vlog right, I mean how stupid can one Mexican be?

Hitman Agent 47 Angry Movie Review

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