Monday, 25 January 2016

Top 10 WORST Games of 2015!

Well, here's the list.

1. Raven's Cry (28:41) 
2. Godzilla (23:21)
3. Alone in the Dark: Illumination (18:44)
4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 (16:03)
5. Motorcycle Club (13:42)
6. Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma: Volume 1 (11:46) 
7. Sid Meier's Starships (10:17)
8. The Order: 1886 (6:45)
9. Evolve (3:44) 
10. Battlefield: Hardline (0:34) 

Right off the bat the list is pretty good, only a few stuff which I will nitpick. The first major problem is that there are no Nintendo games, Joe swore them off since he couldn't make money off their YouTube videos. Now Devil's Third is one of the worst games Nintendo has ever published, and yet it doesn't make it on this list, top kek. He also lists Raven's Cry as number one, yet his video coverage doesn't even show half of the shit that was wrong with that game. I mean the game was ass but Jim Sterling actually covered how fucked it was way better. Joe needs to rely less on stream coverage and get back to writing out more rants that actually articulate things that need to be bitched about in depth.

Look at my face, I'm so angry.
Now he's got Battlefield Hardline at number 10, yeah he's chatting shit about games he sucks at. If you take this into consideration it's not a worst games list, it's a games he's worst at list. Which is clearly what he's going for. Your also noticing that Battlefront isn't on the list, I bet Joe is saving that for the disappointments list. And again Joe uses video footage from other people because he's so damn lazy, and tons of video is also ripped straight his twitch because he's so god damn lazy again. I bet he didn't even fully play half of the games on this list and that Delrith told him what to put on the list. 

Now fuck off, I'm away to listen to Aqua's Megalomania again. What are you still doing here, gtfo maggot!

3 comments:

  1. dude gets fattier and uglier by the day lol, I cant imagine how horrible his diet must be

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  2. Exactly, but the strange thing was that he actually did it alot. Dudes got problems, heck Joe hired Delrith even though he knew about his past.

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  3. Yes guys plz watch Joes stream tonight they are playing a pirate board game how exciting. Joe says he's working on top 10s so either he hired illegal immigrants or he's lying to his fans. Either way he's not working on the last 2 top 10s nooooo the fucking pirate board game stream is the top fucking priority

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