Showing posts with label Ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ass. Show all posts

Sunday, 24 July 2016

Star Trek Beyond Angry Movie Review

Another movie review, yup the Angry Joe Movie Review Show gravy train is on a roll these days. Better get used to it. Joe calls himself a "Star Trek fan", yeah right. Sorry Joe but all the things you are praising for this movie are the exact reasons why I don't care for the new series. It is nothing but a pew pew bang bang action movie. And NOT the intellectual thinking man's Sci-fi. *tips fedora* And wtf joe this isnt even a review, its just you explaining the whole fucking movie, not even a spoiler warning or anything like that. Get a load of what Joe said:

".. when you think of Star Trek, you think of spaceships, exploration and of laser fights and phaser fights and all that other stuff...."
I think he is confusing the frame story of the Star Trek universe with the actual idea what Star Trek is(should be) about, Gene would turn, probably did already, in his grave. Being the 50th Anniversary they should have included the Living Original Cast ... Nichelle Nicholes, George Takei, Walter Koeing, and William Shatner! But now the opportunity is lost... with the death Leonard Nimoy. Paramount has greenlit Star Trek 4... which will be time-travel story for Chris Pine's character of James Kirk who meets his father G. Kirk in the PAST!!! (How stupid can Paramount be???) And for the love of God somebody needs to tell Joe to stop reviewing movies and go back to games. Does anyone agree? Yeah I bet you do. 


Is he right?
Oh and paedo Delrith is in this movie "review", uhm yay. Doesn't he have some furry related activities he should be doing. Sick fuck.

Friday, 19 February 2016

Deadpool Angry Movie Review & Spoilers Discussion!


Just like an underaged redditor, Angry Joe liked Deadpool probably because lmao meme's xd or some other crap. Right at the start of the video he's signing it's high praises, telling people to give money to the movie and go see it. And you are probably saying how dare you say that, the movie is awesome and sheeeit! But you know what, I didn't see it and I don't plan on seeing it. Say whatever you will but I'm here to hate Angry Joe JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT!

Joe says this is the greatest superhero movie because it has ass, titties and HARDCORE FUCKING! Wew lad, if the sole reason you like the movie is because it has sex and violence then you are a retard. You don't see people liking Showgirls because it has sex and violence in it, pure kino by Paul Verhoven btw go and watch it. Joe even mentions the "little kids" watching this video, this shows that even he is aware that his fanbase is a bunch of underaged retards. And what the hell is the point of even having other joe and PAEDO Delrith when they barely utter a word through the whole video? Heck, Joe talks all over them as usual because he NEEDS to be the center of attention because IT'S HIS SHOW!

Damn his head is FAT!
Even though he said near the start of the video that the movie was awesome he starts saying lots of bad stuff about the movie, so what is it Joe, is it awesome like you said or is it bad? Whatever, when you've got a guy who can't make up his mind you shouldn't take him seriously. Anyway that's Memepool signing off.

Tuesday, 19 January 2016

AngryJoe's The Division Gameplay & Impressions


Hey look it's that game that rips of Twelve Monkeys that was supposed to come out years ago, looks like shilling sanchez is at it again. It just looks like another "tactical bullet-spunge action" game that developers love to shove down people's throats, and not to mention that all the cool stuff that could have been in the game has been carved out, leaving us with a shell of it's former being. Don't you just love video games nowadays. And let's get onto the actual video, you ready brah?

The fucking Mexican sellout is already ass licking the developers and kissing their butts. ''It's feel kind of fresh'', REALLY? A fucking game that is similar to destiny? Get the fuck outta here you terrible person. Not to mention that Joe also SUCKS at this game just like all games, I mean he calls himself a gaymer and can't even play a babies game made by Ubisoft. And you are probably asking yourself "where is all the rage"? Well there ain't any because AngryJoe should change his name to SatisfiedJoe. Sometime even HypedJoe because he sure as hell ain't "askign the hard questions" like he wants you to believe. And isn't he going to make a video rant talking about how they are taking parts of the game to sell them as DLC ??

Whatever, the dude's a hack and everyone knows it. LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!