Uncharted 4 Angry [RF] Review & more

Looks like Joe has gone ahead and done a Rapid Fire review of Uncharted 4, sigh. With these type of reviews he leaves so much detail out, he can barely cover the basic parts of the game people want to hear and yet he tries and fails. If there's one thing Joe should improve on it's writing his reviews, he wants to be IGN and Gamespot so desperately, he should stick to his traditional reviews. That is if he'll ever do one ever again. He doesn't talk enough about the multiplayer and his reaction to micro transactions for multiplayer is pretty mild. This is at odds with his Halo 5 review, where it costs the game a few points on his scale. Basically this review was missing all those fun (sometimes) skits and Joe being upfront talking about it more expressively. It was a shorter, cheaper, less entertaining type of review than people who watch Angry Joe reviews are use to.

He told a dude to fuck off on Twitter, rude.

It seems he's more interested in going to random events and making shitty reaction video's that caring about what made him popular in the first place. Heck, it's reaching the point where fucking feminist frequency is doing more video game reviews that Angry Joe. That's hilariously bad and it just puts things into perspective. Whether or not the game deserved a 9/10 is up for debate, but for Joe to not have played any other Uncharted game is ridiculous, he's a video game reviewer and yet he can't be bothered to research and play previous games in the series. He plain and simple doesn't care.

He also uploaded his Graduation Photo to Twitter for some reason, and it just shows how much of a blob he's turned into over the years.

AngryJoe's The Division Gameplay & Impressions

Hey look it's that game that rips of Twelve Monkeys that was supposed to come out years ago, looks like shilling sanchez is at it again. It just looks like another "tactical bullet-spunge action" game that developers love to shove down people's throats, and not to mention that all the cool stuff that could have been in the game has been carved out, leaving us with a shell of it's former being. Don't you just love video games nowadays. And let's get onto the actual video, you ready brah?

The fucking Mexican sellout is already ass licking the developers and kissing their butts. ''It's feel kind of fresh'', REALLY? A fucking game that is similar to destiny? Get the fuck outta here you terrible person. Not to mention that Joe also SUCKS at this game just like all games, I mean he calls himself a gaymer and can't even play a babies game made by Ubisoft. And you are probably asking yourself "where is all the rage"? Well there ain't any because AngryJoe should change his name to SatisfiedJoe. Sometime even HypedJoe because he sure as hell ain't "askign the hard questions" like he wants you to believe. And isn't he going to make a video rant talking about how they are taking parts of the game to sell them as DLC ??

Whatever, the dude's a hack and everyone knows it. LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!

Star Wars Battlefront Angry Review

Not even 20 seconds in, and it's already a shitty review. Angry "Autism Overload" Joe proves yet again that he's a manchild, it's shit like dressing up like a clown that makes people not take him seriously. Serious talk though - I fucking hate his whole act. I fucking hate how much he exaggerates and overuses his facial muscles for exactly EVERYTHING.


It's nothing but pure sensationalism. I do know the standard for games journalism is very low, but come on - can't we find better outlets for our news and reviews? I'm really sick and tired of it, especially because it is all an act made for nothing else but to attract viewers thinking the videos SHOULD/MUST also be "SO FUNNEH XD" Seriously, even Kotaku looks good next to these types of reviews.

I demand dry and stone-faced reviewers that gives you nothing but facts and well-based opinions and no, Totalbiscuit doesn't count, he's a cuck anyway. It's stupid that Joe's dumb audience thinks if you talk for a long time about subjects you could easily sum up in 60 seconds instead of one hour it somehow makes you intelligent. Quality over quantity, that's all I'm asking for. 

But does Joe have good points in his review, yes of course he does because even a chimp could see the flaws the game has. And it doesn't help Angry Joe's argument when he acts like a baffoon on the internet, but then again it's not like he cares about that sort of stuff because the money will come his way anyway because his fanbase are drones. 

Watch this review from Angry Centaur if you want a proper review. 

AngryJoe & Boogie Play Farcry4! Co-op Impressions

AngryJoe & Boogie Play Farcry4! Co-op Impressions

Ah, rape face

Well Joe went to this paid promo event for Far Cry 4, and none other than some neckbeard by the name of "Boogie" played co-op with him. And man was this video painful to watch, from the grating voice of Boogie and the cackles of Angry Joe, it's a wonder I made it through in one piece. The video is mostly pure gameplay again and it get's boring real fast, and the constant yelling of Joe and Boogie just make it worse. And the audio is kinda messed up and sounds off, do they even test their equipment before they decide to record, you can even hear people in the background and the video is just full of noise. That video's bad, that's all you need to know, onto the comments.


Comments:

A literal elephant in the room, then?

It's guys like this that give gamers a bad name, though his cosplay for that fat dude from Blade 1 is cool.

Let's alert the authorities and deport his ass. 8 comments: Terry Brandstrom28 October 2014 at 17:10 I wonder how the airplane managed to even fly boogie to Canada, must have been like that movie Operation Dumbo Drop. Reply Replies Ciaran Hillock28 October 2014 at 22:11 Probably just shoved his ass in the storage compartment. Terry Brandstrom30 October 2014 at 19:12 I feel sorry for the forklift that had to accomplish that. They probably had to decommission the poor thing. :( Reply ce8d632a-647c-11e3-94d3-000bcdcb299631 October 2014 at 14:12 I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women? American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least. This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women. BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN! www.boycottamericanwomen.com Reply Replies Terry Brandstrom31 October 2014 at 16:52 Women are for fucking, they're not pieces of property anymore. Get over it already. Relationships, marriage? Fuck that shit, it's just holding you back anyway. harryvdlaan31 October 2014 at 19:24 oh look we got a faggot (terry) and to the other dude, all western women are like that and soon eastern too, theyre all infected by satan because we (the men) are pussies who dont defend god Ciaran Hillock1 November 2014 at 01:19 No offense but what world are you guys living in? Women are women no matter where you go, and they have right's too so don't disrespect them. Unless they deserve it, then by all means. Terry Brandstrom1 November 2014 at 04:51 ROFL I'm pretty sure your mum beat you with a wooden spoon when you were a kid harry. Listen and I'll share a little secret with you; getting pussy is easy when you realize that women are just hormonally driven beasts just like us. It's only when you start thinking that you're something that you're not, and pretending that women are something they're not that life gets hard for you and you end up jacking off into a sock every night. Ciaran: I don't see it as a matter of respect, just a matter of realizing reality. Man or woman, we're here to fuck. Reply