Star Trek Beyond Angry Movie Review

Another movie review, yup the Angry Joe Movie Review Show gravy train is on a roll these days. Better get used to it. Joe calls himself a "Star Trek fan", yeah right. Sorry Joe but all the things you are praising for this movie are the exact reasons why I don't care for the new series. It is nothing but a pew pew bang bang action movie. And NOT the intellectual thinking man's Sci-fi. *tips fedora* And wtf joe this isnt even a review, its just you explaining the whole fucking movie, not even a spoiler warning or anything like that. Get a load of what Joe said:

".. when you think of Star Trek, you think of spaceships, exploration and of laser fights and phaser fights and all that other stuff...."
I think he is confusing the frame story of the Star Trek universe with the actual idea what Star Trek is(should be) about, Gene would turn, probably did already, in his grave. Being the 50th Anniversary they should have included the Living Original Cast ... Nichelle Nicholes, George Takei, Walter Koeing, and William Shatner! But now the opportunity is lost... with the death Leonard Nimoy. Paramount has greenlit Star Trek 4... which will be time-travel story for Chris Pine's character of James Kirk who meets his father G. Kirk in the PAST!!! (How stupid can Paramount be???) And for the love of God somebody needs to tell Joe to stop reviewing movies and go back to games. Does anyone agree? Yeah I bet you do. 

Is he right?

Oh and paedo Delrith is in this movie "review", uhm yay. Doesn't he have some furry related activities he should be doing. Sick fuck.

AngryJoe & Purrluna play Battlefield 1! And new review coming soon!

Joe has finally propped Purrluna on his offical YouTube channel, I knew this was coming. Joe acts like a complete retard as usual, trying to say random German words like a 12 year old. Screaming shit and being as loud as possible, he seems more spastic than usual. I guess he's trying to impress Purrluna because she's obviously laughing at all the childish stuff he's doing. All of the video is from twitch, no editing whatsoever.

What expression is he trying to convey?

In other news, a new review is coming! Usually that's good news but it's a review for the shitty new ghost busters game that he streamed recently, sigh. He says it'll take TWO DAYS to edit the review, wow Joe is working 48 hours to edit something that's under half an hour. Bravo. Though it's not because he's just thick in the head, it's because he's not really working those two days. He's streaming more boring ass board games on twitch, going out to eat tempura, and other crap. Working really hard as usual, what a beaner. I can't wait until God Emperor Trump builds that wall and kicks his lazy beaner ass over it.

AngryJoe Plays The Witness (Drunken!)

Joe acts like it's awesome that he played a game while drunk, he knows people wants reviews and he said that Xcom 2 and Deadpool reviews are coming. Then he tells people to shut up and enjoy the free content, yeah because that's how the world works. And why the hell is he playing some stupid indie game no one cares about you say? Oh wait probably because he's either paid to or is just a plain idiot trying to spam video's with games which are easy for him to play. I mean this game he's playing takes little to no skill, so that's a good thing for him.

And is he trying to create a new type of let's play with his drunken crap? I think not, he's too stupid to come up with a good idea that's not being lazy. Even with all things considered it's still a boring video to watch, I mean who the hell finds a Mexican retard on you tube interested to watch when all he does is act like an idiot and ask chat to tell him what to do. Also did Joe get "drunk" from just one beer, I mean dudes got some serious problems if it only takes one beer before he gets drunk. Anyway it's a shit and boring video for a shit game, and you can tell it's bad when the comments section is full of people complaining...for good reasons. That's all for this time, Dr Jones signing off.

AngryJoe Plays Just Cause 3!

Uhm, this is a let's play and not a review. Seems like Joe has got his priorities straight, and by that I mean he probably got payed to do a sponsored let's play because the game is recently out. I mean his fanbase want reviews and quality content, not this crap pulled from his Twitch account to act as padding in between reviews.

And I seriously doubt he'll even review the game because this is Angry Joe we're talking about, he says he'll do one thing while he fucks off to do something else. The guy is a fraud and a walking joke at this point, and the only people who fail to realize this are the sheep that keep eating up everything he puts out because they can only parrot the opinion of another and not form their own.

But anyway let's get onto the actual video, is it worth watching or not? Heck no! It's boring, not very entertaining, pewdiepie level and Joe just plain sucks at the game like most games. This type of content shouldn't be tolerated and I hope you all are letting it rip on Twitter and on the comments section. Addios amigos.

Halo 5 AngryJoe Review & Spoilers Discussion!

Apparently he's working on a super secret project, not that anyone cares because it's probably a video of him taking it up the ass from the fat bastard himself Delrith. And who the hell would want to watch that? Put your hand down MadDemon64. Anyway this is basically a filler video so people don't call him lazy for not uploading another boring video, oh wait. Just don't even bother clicking on this video, but if you do make sure to downvote and leave an ANGRY comment.

Get a load of this salty comment.