Angry Joe Sucks Blog 4 - Revenge of the nerds: Shill

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Saturday, 9 July 2016

Angry Joe heads to Tennocon (War frame Convention in LONDON)

Seems like Angry Joe and a slew of other "content creators" are in LONDON of all places to shill for Warframe at Tennocon. Note that all of these people have been paid to go to this event as it's a paid promotion. Not that you'll hear any of them saying that.

Seems like Joe has his priories right, he'd rather travel around the world and shill then make proper video's for his fans. Also, a little about Tennocon. The basic ticket is $25 but VIP passes that include a tour of Digital Extremes’ offices and brunch with the game’s developers sold out in a day despite the price tag of $250. I wonder which one Joe has, though I presume since he's a "content creator" he'll have a special pass or some other bullshit.

Tuesday, 26 April 2016

Angry Joe goes to PAX and shills Lamborghini for Overwatch

Angry Joe shills for Overwatch meeting fake Tracer and pretty much says all kinds of shit that sounds like he is trying to sell you a fucking car, which he is. The dude acts like a kid in a candy store, I guess it must be him dreaming about when he will own one. Yet Joe brings this up and acts like he'll never get one because fuck you give me money. The driver also constantly has a phone on her lap, yeah I'd be ignoring Joe if he was in my car too. All in all Joe acts like a complete idiot thinking everyone knows about his e-fame, heck he even sticks the camera outside the car while it's driving like the complete moron he is. Shit's dangerous. Angry Joe looks so sad when he has to leave the car,

Look at this shit, Joe is recording with a mobile phone like a complete tool. He doesn't even look interested, look at that look on his face.

He also took photos but makes the same face in every single one of them, Even though Joe was there for days running around like a spaz do we even know if he'll upload any video from it? And you know what the worst thing is? Joe and Delrith never went to the PAX East 2016 Diversity Lounge, it's sad because they would have fit right in.

Gaymer's and #Translivesmatter, get me the fuck out of here.

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/335479883#top

Saturday, 16 April 2016

Angry Joe Review Update and another sellout Loot crate video

tfw no seven dollars

It looks like this Mexican asshole is about to cry, aww poor baby needs to shill moar. He says like he always does that a review is coming, Quantum break to be exact, then he wants to do a Ratchet and Clank review as if he's even played a game in that series. Afterwards he wants to do a Battle fleet Gothic armada review since he's been shilling that game since forever because muh Warhammer obsession. He'll also be going to PAX EAST where he announced in advance that he'll be streaming battle born because muh paid promotion among other shit. And for some other bizarre reason he wants to do another Batman vs Superman video because that's where all the money is at right now, shitty movie related video for that easy YouTube money, what a scumbag.

He then goes on to say that you should support his "independent reviews channel", since when has he called what he does that? It seems that he's trying to portray himself as something he's not once again. You got to love it when Joe blames his health for the reason he can't put reviews out but that won't stop him from streaming on Twitch and making movie videos, under the weather my ass. He's a liar through and through. He also complains that he isn't part of a big company where he has over 200 employees like IGN or GameSpot, it seems to me that he's looking for something to complain about when it's his own fault that he isn't putting out reviews. The lazy fucking beaner of a whore.

What a load.

He also put out another Loot Crate video to help support his channel because fuck you give me money. Looks like a sellout piece of shit does what a sellout does best, sellout.

Sunday, 7 February 2016

Top 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2015!

EPIC EDITION!

10) Assassin's Creed Syndicate

Syndicate makes no fucking sense on this list. Unity was slammed by reviewers so how would a sequel that got great reviews be disappointing. Holy shit you put Siege as a disappointing game then had the nerve to put it after Halo 5 lol. On top of that major fuck up you thought Mad Max was a disappointing game. Mad Max the game that literally no one thought was going to be even halfway decent, you put as one of the more disappointing games of the year. Then finally after all of that you don't mention Fallout 4 which was a step back in the franchise and one of the most hyped games of the entire year. Seriously man some of your lists are just so bad it's painful, and I think you don't understand what "disappointing" means either. I have no idea how you haven't gotten more dislikes with such a bad list.

So, the defining characteristics for a disappointing game are microtransactions, poorly ported to the PC, issues at release, but where was Mortal Combat X? Oh yes, one of the best of the year according to Joe. What happened to you, Joe? I miss the passionate no pulled punches reviews.

9) Need for Speed

Apparently the new Need For Speed is fun to play with friends and if you enjoy driving nasty cars that you get to customize yourself WITHOUT some restriction from the developer, then you'll love it. Loads of fun, but otherwise an alright game if all things are considered.

8) Beyond Earth Rising Tide

How can a fucking expansion be a disappoint for the Top 10 Most Disappointing Games of 2015?

7) Heroes of Might & Magic VII

I don't see how Heroes VII are on this list, apart from their bugginess. To me it is the first time since Heroes III that I can see an improvement in my enjoyment of the game... 2 was good, 3 was great, 4 was meh, 5 was meh with terrible controls in 3d, 6 was just out there somewhere... and 7 is the first improvement over 3 that plays similarly yet has some new stuff... I don't get the hate at all.

Side note for Heroes 7 - if you want to play a truly awesome game from the Heroes genre, play HOMM 3 Complete, that game has beautiful graphics (for its age), great gameplay, challenging campaigns and an extensive map editor. HOMM 4 is also a good choice, though the third game to me still is the best one of them all.

6) Batman Arkham Knight

How can you put in Batman Arkham Knight as a disappointment when it was critical acclaimed? If it's because of the PC version then you should've added Mortal Kombat X as well since the PC version is shit. Batman Arkham Knight was great game on console.

5) Halo 5

The problems with Halo 5 are valid, but they are not nearly as bad as he made it sound. Requisitions and micro transactions are quite bad, especially with a randomized req system, however the req system does not affect Arena in any negative way, leaving a pure balanced multiplayer with solid controls, although unfortunately there is a lack of game modes as of now. Since I am a HUGE Halo lore fan, I found the story enjoyable, not amazing or worth the hype, but it was alright. The lack of a proper boss fight with Locke was a bad flashback to the Didact "battle" from Halo 4, and by the end of the game I was beyond sick of the same boss battle 6 times over. All in all Halo 5 did not deserve the hype it had pre release, but it also doesn't deserve so much hate either, but to each their own.

You know Joe complained a lot about the Warden being reused(not defending Halo 5, don't even have an xbone), but he didn't complain about MGSV spoiling all of the enemies before you started a mission, and didn't complain that the "skulls" were used about 8 times, oh and how about Chapter 2 just being a repeat of chapter 1?

4) Rainbow Six Siege

The whole Rainbow Six tangent is just bizarre. Seemed really out of place and I think it's silly to call a game you like a disappointment over the nomenclature then swoon over a hypothetical singleplayer component that by all accounts was garbage. I've been playing Rainbow Six since the original and Siege is definitely a step in the right direction away from the Vegas games, which were clearly influenced by the rise of casual console first and third person shooters that came with the PS3/360 launches. It's not an HD remake of Raven Shield but it's an extremely tactical game that rewards positioning and map knowledge as much or even more so than sheer reflexes and aim.

My only real complaint about the game is the netcode and matchmaking. I'm surprised AJ didn't bring that up. 30% of the times that you enter the matchmaking system, you'll be booted out because of a 'Matchmaking Error'. The other 70% of the time it'll work fine, but maybe 40% of that remaining 70% of the time you'll be put on a team of all-Bronze ranked against a team comprised of Diamonds and Golds, all in the same clan.

Case in point:

Assassins creed is disappointing because no innovation, Rainbow six is disappointing because too much innovation. Joe is fucking stupid.

3) Mad Max

Mad Max was surely a solid game. I think it could have had a little more to it but overall I really enjoyed the game, especially with the finishing moves, customization ect.

2) Infinite Crisis

Infinite Crisis had MANY other problems. For one the roster was way too samy with 4 Batman and 3 or 4 Jokers, plus a huge amount of Supes and WWs, when it came to iconic different characters, Yes the setting was Multiverse and the new characters that got added later are from different IPs, but if you launch a game, with half of your characters being copies thematically which is a huuuuuuge disadvantage if you look at the other Mobas on the market. There were other things, being rather small nut I think marketing was just horrid.

1) Star Wars Battlefront

Now I'm not defending EA BUT credit where it's due they are giving out free updates and adding new skins and balance tweaks and the stuff in the expansions is said to be Cloud City with Lando as a hero, a Death Star expansion that will incorporate the famous trench run scene in A New Hope, etc. But that doesn't make up for the shit they shoved out at launch. I don't buy a game, see it's shit then wait several months and hope it improves, I expect a game I can play by itself with no DLC and stand on it's own two legs. I shouldn't have to rely on DLC to get a good experience out of a game. Star Wars Battlefront EA is such a disappointing game and that's what hurts the most about it because the potential was there but it was never realized plus NO CLONE WARS ERA when every other game in the series including Renagade and Elite Squadron on PSP had a Clone Wars era to play in.

Now if you actually read that mega sized rant then I'll leave you with another brick of text:

The the title of the video says that it's about games that disappointed Joe, but actually it's more like about games he simply didn't like. Like for example, Assassin's Creed. How the game could be disappointing if you do not expect anything interesting from the franchise in the first place? Or Mad Max, which is better than a usual movie-licensed game, so how it is a disappointment. And to Joe any game with micro transactions that isn't free to play is irredeemable. That's really what it comes down to. Also Joe complained about a new ass creed game even though they already did make an assassin's creed in medieval china it's called Assassin's Creed Chronicle's : China and it is a disappointing game if not it's the worst assassin's creed game out there. Idiot can't even be bothered to do research.

Games which should have been on the list but were probably removed because Joe is a fucking hack and shill.

Fallout 4
Witcher 3
The Phantom Pain
Call of Duty Black Ops 3

These games should have been on the list for obvious reasons, nuff said. Also look forward to the Top 10 Controversies of 2015 in 2017! And notice how half of the list doesn't have an angry review this channel is a joke now

Wednesday, 20 January 2016

AngryJoe Plays Hard West!

More like Angry Joe is a fucking soulless sellout, amirite? Shilling Sanchez is at it again, how many paid promotions is he going to do this year I wonder? And let's take into account that this is an INDIE GAME, I'm guessing Joe is a shit magnet nowadays for companies.

And looks like the Angry Army is out in force in the comments section, they are literally crying that other people are complaining about Joe not working on the top 10 video's, which he should be. I mean how can he be so busy but sticks out crap content like this, what a freaking liar, he always uses the sympathy card like a bitch. Whatever, just leave an angry comment and down vote the video, crap content shouldn't be tolerated.

Monday, 12 October 2015

AngryJoe Plays Prison Architect!

Another video of Angry Joe shilling to another indie game, this is proof enough that he is a sellout. Anyone denying this fact is either a fanboy or mentally retarded, and if you get offended by that then I don't give a shit, get offended. And what game is he shilling this time? A prison, yeah somewhere his mexican ass should be, amirite? Seriously he should be working on a review or showcasing a game people actually care about, but no he wants to tell people about a game nobody cares about, mainly because he was paid to do so. And all these little bitches in the comments section is just pathetic and ridiculous, but if you fanboys want to watch a channel with shitty let's plays and bullshit then be my guest. But all you rational people out there just post angry comments and let your voice be heard.

Comments:

Get a load of this guy.

Exactly.

A rational opinion.

I would actually like to here his opinion on the game.

Whoo hoo!

Saturday, 22 August 2015

Angry Joe Plays SUPERHOT!

Man is this video so boring and annoying, it's basically a pure let's play with annoying commentary by two mexicans on welfare, pending deportation. Where the hell is Trump when you need him most? This video is a good example of Joe copying the PewDiePie formula, he literally screams like a total pewdiepie reject, which he is. This video is so painful to watch, and it's frustrating to watch it because of the constant pauses and shouting. Joe is also very bad at this game to boot, so there's another reason not to watch it, unless you're a masochist. Joe also said the game is worth "15 bucks" even though it don't look like it's worth more than 5, but then again what do you expect from a guy who spends his money on useless junk like an Alienware computer. Peace out guys.

Comments:

More like super not!

That's because he's a terrible gamer.

I highly doubt it.

He never reads comments because he doesn't care.

Did anyone actually watch the full video? If you did, then consider yourself a moron.

30 comments:

SPOONY SUCKS22 August 2015 at 01:45

Joe is a faggot retard.

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Tuff Scruffy22 August 2015 at 02:02

Faggot? No. A Greedy, Ignorant, Inconsiderate, Corporate, Lying,Lazy Bastard? mmmmmm Yes.

Jitterdoomer22 August 2015 at 04:42

Joe makes a faggot bitch because he was playing video games with Other Joe during the entire night and he slept with him and forced him to dress him as a baby during the Mortal Kombat X review where they pretend that it was a Babality which is so childish to act like that in the whole show.

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Tuff Scruffy22 August 2015 at 01:59

I regretted my move when I clicked on the video. There are a few words that come to mind when I watched the first half of it: Borefest, promotional, noob, loud, etc. Its SO much entertaining on Markiplier's channel when he played this game. Why? Because you could totally tell the difference between the LetsPlayJoeBoredom and the Markimoo. Not to mention this is his what, fourth promotional twitch copynpaste video since he had a review. Obviously he's not listening to his fans. Before any AJSA retarded member fuckeroonie (I'm talking to you, MD) comes up and says "There aren't any new games out yet for him to review" There are PLENTY of suggestions made by people of what games he should review. So to sum it all up MoneySnatchin Joe deserves a 0/10 with an Epic Fail for his boring,repetitive lets plays and the fact that he does not listen to his fans. He only listens to his wallet and Corporate.

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Jitterdoomer22 August 2015 at 04:44

Because he wants money to pay for the hospital bills because his grandparents were in the hospital for two years now and they didn't go flatline ever since they were in the hospital for too long.

Jitterdoomer22 August 2015 at 05:05

In AJSA, you will be banned for exposing the truth that Joe is a greedy, liar, deceiver, etc. Also you can't mention piracy, GamerGate, Anita Sarkeesian, and you can't insult other administrators for not getting the server active for several days. Because AJSA wanted to be more "friendlier" than the rest of the gaming communities around the net.

You seen the shit that they giving for mentioning piracy? BOOM! A one week ban and if I kept saying that, I will be banned permanently. Mentioning Emulators are strictly forbidden on that forum as it considered piracy.

Ethan Staub22 August 2015 at 06:52

Tell me about it Scruffy. Joe is probably the worst lets player I've ever seen in my life. Which is one of my biggest problems with him and his franchise. That when he's not doing game reviews which at least have some good parts in them. He's failing at being a "Pewdepie reject" which is not fun to watch.

Jitterdoomer22 August 2015 at 06:54

Scruffy, since you're going to start your own Youtube channel are you planning to do everyday game reviews like Angrh Centaur Gaming?

Tuff Scruffy22 August 2015 at 15:26

Its a possibility. Problem is money and lets say I don't have enough yet to spend on a webcam, software, capture card, etc to get my channel on a roll. And cranking reviews everyday means I've have to spend the imaginary greens that I don't have on getting a game per day to review it. Don't get me wrong, I would LOVE to do that but its just about the problem with the amount of money that I have right now.

Tuff Scruffy22 August 2015 at 15:28

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Tuff Scruffy22 August 2015 at 15:30

I also want to walk in Markiplier's footsteps where he brings smiles to everyone's face, creates amazing content, has humor, and isn't afraid to be a total goof-ball in front of millions of viewers.

Jitterdoomer22 August 2015 at 18:43

That, and he's a pro Five Nights at Freddy's and he's good at beating 20/20/20/20 and Golden Freddy Mode on all four games.

Confucius23 August 2015 at 03:54

Markiplier at least gives a crap about his fans. Has anyone noticed that when YouTubers reach a certain number of subscribers they make a video to say thank you to those people. Joe has never done anything remotely like that. He's had plenty of times he could have. (100th angry review, 1 million subscribers, 2 million subscribers, etc.) but he doesn't he thinks that it's just a medal. No! Joe say thanks to the people who blindly follow you no matter what. If it wasn't for people like them you would be worth dirt in this country working at McDonald's or something. Instead people got you to the rank of "celebrity" and you don't respect them for what they have given you. You acknowledge haters every other minute but can't take a few minutes to thank the people who got you there? That's pathetic.

10.

Epic Winnington28 August 2015 at 13:26

"You can't insult other administrators."
You mean that you can get banned for being a troll???? This is an outrage!!!

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Jitterdoomer22 August 2015 at 04:48

What Angry Joe made "Let's Plays" on a reaction video is to go on Full Screen in any gaming related trailers, grab a 360 controller, act like a jerkoff, and pretend that the game was already released. This is just shows how Angry Joe was a manchild. He doesn't have his girlfriend, he had one friend, relying on his dad, yelling that he needs an adult (heard on his Ark: Survival Evolved video), and doing a childish fight with a crappy costume that bought from a $0.99 cents store.

axelx66622 August 2015 at 07:54

SuperHot is actually really fun to play
But don't take Joe's word for it
Disregard the video and try it for yourself
I've seen several people play it before I got it myself
And it's way more fun to play then watch,

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Jitterdoomer22 August 2015 at 13:47

That looks like something out of Max Payne, but Joe killed it for something that didn't happen in the game because he's not playing too much Max Payne games.

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Hseeker22 August 2015 at 10:06

Joe is a terible player, even in planetside 2 i was facepalming.
He cant play FPS games, the only thing he likes to play (altho he isnt that good either) are strategy games.

But he plays it casual, and i mean VERY casual.
Why people want to hear his opinion even tho its obvious he's selling out is beyond me.

But hey kids love fat funny angry mexicans somehow, close second to Francis.

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Jitterdoomer22 August 2015 at 18:54

He also loves to made his own fantasy out of video games like Ermac is a Mexican, fetish for ass and titties in Metro Last Light and Soulcalibur V, and pretending that he's an annoying knight because of his love for his fantasy games.

Joe refuses to say anything negative on a highly anticipated game because he was paid by the developers of a game, which is shady as hell. Look at the ending credits of Witcher 3:

http://m.imgur.com/6WzDipx

Isn't this shady for a Youtubers nowadays to go to the game studio and test the game to get paid and get listed in an ending credits? What a fucking shame...

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Confucius23 August 2015 at 04:01

Does anyone here think that Joe WAS good in like 2011 or around that time. And after 4 years has become one of the most annoying person who rambles on about random crap, Mexican propaganda, and just all around bad role model. Seriously, his fan base is 80-90% 12 year olds who probably are telling their parents, "Mommy when I grow up I wanna be a fat middle aged dumbass Mexican who doesn't know crap about video games!" Its sad really.

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axelx66623 August 2015 at 15:11

I liked Joe back in 2011-2013
His reviews were better and funny
He was ANGRY Joe
Not fuck "you give me money" Joe.
He was great in 2011-2013
He was calmer
Didn't do ANY let's plays
Didn't do movie reviews
Just quietly put out a review whenever a crappy game came out,
And it was usually just crappy games.
Then mid 2013 he started with annual releases and began to cover anything

Then 2014 he basically said fuck it and started reviewing nothing but big budget games
Then beginning of 2015 he started movies and becoming even worse,

Now he's just pathetic
It's to the point where even the most dedicated fans of the Angry Army are losing faith in him.

Tuff Scruffy23 August 2015 at 15:46

I don't like the "calmer" trait that Joe had back then because then its not even Angry Joe.

Confucius23 August 2015 at 15:50

Joe still has his huge outbursts. Sonic free riders, mindjack, etc. If anything he's probably calmer currently compared to a few years ago.

Jitterdoomer23 August 2015 at 18:09

His Ride to Hell review was the last review to show Joe's complete outburst, his acting in that review is epic. His Godzilla and Rambo, the two shitty game reviews, was faking his outburst and he's whining a lot because he sucked at video games other than strategy games.

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