While not entirely Angry (Unlimited Peso's) Joe or Spoony (Noah the Jew) One or even Cinema (Bald Bastard) Snob related, I had to make a post about it because apparently people think it's worth talking about. Yes the retard himself (Linkara) actually went to the effort of making a shitty movie, and boy oh boy did he use that 60 thousand dollars wrong. I also haven't actually seen the movie since I'm not stupid enough to actually watch more than 10 seconds at a time, sorry DHI.
But at least we got this funny image, right? Anyway this movie is the perfect example of how not to be Linkara, for 60k multiple movies could have been made on a shoestring budget and probably returned some money if done properly. Heck, I could have made a professional movie with high production values with that amount of money, it wouldn't be a le ebin science fiction epik but it would be better than this crap fest.
Get a load of this autistic faggot defending himself like the nasty cock slut he is.
Oh and I'm waiting for the inevitable time Linkara comes here to defend himself, because we all know he's the type of person who googles himself. And you know what I think about this entire "movie"?
Word to the wise.
And at the end of the day who the fuck seriously cares about any of this? I have hard enough of a time giving a shit about anyone of these internet nobodies, and anybody who actually watched the entire thing might as well be a nasty cock slut themselves. Whatever, I'm out of here. Now get the fuck off my site you nasty cock slut.
Man, this review is just Angry Joe shilling the game. Some people (like me) expected Joe to rip on the game but apparently he's been paid off to promote the game and sell his soul like 99 percent of video game reviewers. Basically he says:
Bethesda steps up their game
The game is still says its worth purchase price
And he gives it an 8/10
despite shitting on everything in the game for most of the video
There's also so many sketches that were obviously made to pander to his 12 year old demographic that watches most of his video's. He also said the story holds your attention better than New Vegas, bahahahaha. No fucking shit sherlock, it directly STEALS attention from you, you are railroaded constantly like it's an amusement park
Removal of RPG
Horrible dialog
Glitchy, bug, crash prone game
Old ass engine that should have been thrown in the trash right away
NPC that interacts with the world in ways that just annoys the player
Load time up the ass
Even on powerful PC there's frame rate issues
8/10!
This is why I fucking hate people that review Bethesda games. They love talking about how the gameplay is getting worse and how buggy/crash prone the game is but will always say "But I had a good time when I played it!" Is there any reviewer out there who isn't a total dude bro and can actually give a critical overview and not just be a paid hype machine for the game for easy likes? I don't think so. Unless DSP counts. Bahahahah...
Anyway the comments section is filled with people constantly shilling Joe, notably by his underaged fan base who worship him like Mexican Trump. Enough about me ranting, what do you think?
Gack! What the hell is that fur ball on the screen, oh wait that's Angry Joe. And is that Other Joe in the background surfing Mexican wrestler porn? Man, Joe and company are just getting weirder by the day. I mean he's got neckbeards and paedophiles on his show, that's just plain wrong. Chris Hanson ahoy!
Anyway Joe's working on the Fallout 4 review, he's going to throw up let's plays in the meantime, yeah because that's what we want to see. I didn't watch more than 50 seconds of the video because I ain't interested in watching shit and lazy content, and neither should you. See ya later peoples......
Apparently he's working on a super secret project, not that anyone cares because it's probably a video of him taking it up the ass from the fat bastard himself Delrith. And who the hell would want to watch that? Put your hand down MadDemon64. Anyway this is basically a filler video so people don't call him lazy for not uploading another boring video, oh wait. Just don't even bother clicking on this video, but if you do make sure to downvote and leave an ANGRY comment.
Man, it feels like ages since Joe has done a review. Mostly since all of the content in between is utter tripe no one wants to watch. And finally he's put out another review since MGS V, skipping Mad Max and other games so he can shill on Twitch and do paid promotions, champion of the people my ass.
Anyway, let's get to the actual review. It's long, boring, and he complains and gives fake anger to make a click-bait video as usual, what's new? Oh yeah, let's not forget the long, boring and drawn out sketches that he loves to make for the 12 year olds that watch his video's. Joe says this isn't the halo he "fell in love with" even though it's been different like that since Reach, not that he would know that because he's a poser. He also never finished Halo 4 (or bothered to review it) which is a crime to Halo fans everywhere, not finishing a game even though he calls himself a "critic" is just shameful, IGN and Gamespot do their jobs why can't Joe? Oh wait that's because he's lazy. Moving on. He then makes pointless statements about the microtransactions in the game, and goes off on a one sided rant like the man child he really is, microtransactions are just evil to Joe because he needs to keep up the facade that he's "angry" and relevant. He didn't even try to understand why microtransactions are in the game, that right there is plain ignorance to push his own agenda.
Remember this retarded moment.
Let's also get to the fact that he rages over split screen being removed, he gave 343 the finger in his live stream to show how much of an adult he is. He then said that splitscreen was removed to force people to buy another system (which Joe did because he's a stupid consumer) which is in fact not true, split screen was removed because it wasn't at a level which they desired, Joe never even mentioned this so he could push his version of events. He also complains about having to wait years for the sequel, as opposed to getting yearly Halo releases like COD, double standards Joe. For some reason he's putting random emphasis on random words, must be autistic. Joe says the game is closer to Call of Duty, he would already know this if he actually played Halo 4 for crying out loud. Even though he takes 20 minutes for the story he doesn't actually cover much.
He says the multiplayer has a lack of classic maps in a new game, is he stupid or something? He also hasn't played his Xbox One since last november, bahahahaha, some gaymer he is. Joe calls requisition points controversial when they are not, he spazzes out like a retard, he makes stuff up about people downvoting video's and removing comments yet doesn't give any evidence to back up his claims. And Angry Joe says he "speaks the truth", and he get's really salty when people call him out on his bullshit, Joe's such a role model. He also calls for everyone to "stop sucking 343's balls", yeah real mature Joe. His final score is 6/10 because he's a sore loser and salty as hell. Anyway screw Joe and just watch Angry Centaur's review of the game, it's below:
