Star Wars: The Force Awakens Angry Movie Review

I refuse to believe that anyone actually like this piece of garbage. I watched the movie today in a cinema that I didn't even plan on going to, I had a 30 pound voucher and it costed me 28 pound for two fucking people. That's 8.80 a ticket, (usually it's 5 pound at my preferred cinema) and about 10 pound for two medium drinks and a medium popcorn which is slighter dearer than my usual cinema. I don't really care I spent that much since it wasn't any of my actual money but I'm pissed that it costed 28 pound to see a shitty movie. I could rant more but I'll end it here, the Odeon sucks and the Movie House rocks. Nuff said.

Now onto Joe's "Angry Review", it's autism central at Joe's house as usual because apparently he's just like every other reviewer who's been paid to say that this movie is great and that you should see it to make Disney more money. Remember that Disney bought the company that Joe is under on YouTube, so he's probably being paid as usual to spout all kinds of nonsense. I mean reviewers are meant to have a critical opinion and not sell your soul to the white slavers over at Disney to score some brownie points. But whatever, I know most of you fucks liked the movie to earn some nerd cred or some other crap. Later.

Also remember that Joe lost the original footage because he's a fucking idiot who can't even do a vlog right, I mean how stupid can one Mexican be?

BvS Trailer #2 ANGRY RANT Reaction!

Jesus Christ fucking Hitler, get a load of that thumbnail. It's proof that Joe is just a general movie YouTuber with terrible thumbnails with big heads and bright letters. And what kind of reaction even is that? A fake reaction is what it is. Anyway onto the actual video:

As usual it's Joe geeking out and all that other shit, he does have some valid points about Doomsday and the plot, he also shits over Gal Gadot as expected. Basically most of the video is Joe stating that he knows better than the company making the movie, and while this is probably his ego speaking for the most part, he's also challenging his inner fanboyism because hez a nerd guyz and that's keewl.

He's a salty fish, he's a salty fish. 

This shit get's tired easily, I mean you could have a well edited and produced video citing the valid points while maintaining a level of professionalism. But Joe only cares about what will get him internet views and that's an angry styled rant that is a dying fad, I mean who the hell wants to be the Angry Video Game Nerd anymore? It's also funny how everyone's picking at everything Joe said in the comments section,

Exactly, would you rather have one or not?

He does have a point. 

This.

AngryJoe Plays Five Nights at Freddy's 2

I knew he would do a let's play of this sometime or later, probably copying PewDiePie's to do list. He plays the game like a choad, and an idiot. What can I really say about this, it's literally just pure gameplay of him playing the game. The only people who would watch this are either fanboys or just watching it for his "personality" because if you were interested in the game you'd already seen gameplay of it. The only thing you really need to know is that 41 dollars were donated to Joe during the course of this video, because apparently he only has seven dollars in his pocket so he needs the money. This is probably another paid promotion anyway because everyone's doing it on YouTube.


Lets see what people thought of this video:

If you think this is bad, get a load of his Twitch channel.

He doesn't care, the more people that notice this the better.

More like year of the dog.

Another failed promise.

Maybe that's why his friends appear shirtless in his video's.

He's affected by PewDiePie syndrome.