Rogue One: A Star Wars Story - Angry Reaction

Really? Is he going to do a fucking trailer reaction for everything that bloody comes out? But whatever all his fans will eat it up like no tomorrow because muh Joe senpai. And Joe is a politically correct faggot who likes shit. Star Wars is ruined. Angry Joe is a social justice coward bitch. The strong and independent female leading role trope is getting so boring. Like every film today has one. Oh, and before the white knights swoop down to tear me apart - no, I'm not sexist nor misogynistic, I don't hate women, I'm just tired of the same thing being used too much lately. 

Don't become these guys either.

Joe entire reaction to the trailer "THERE'S A SAMURAI. I'm watching this!" What a retard, he's jumping onto the bandwagon to promote a popular series to make himself more popular to get those precious YouTube clicks. Whatever, don't even bother watching crap like this when you can form your own opinion and not be a sheep. 

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Angry Movie Review

I refuse to believe that anyone actually like this piece of garbage. I watched the movie today in a cinema that I didn't even plan on going to, I had a 30 pound voucher and it costed me 28 pound for two fucking people. That's 8.80 a ticket, (usually it's 5 pound at my preferred cinema) and about 10 pound for two medium drinks and a medium popcorn which is slighter dearer than my usual cinema. I don't really care I spent that much since it wasn't any of my actual money but I'm pissed that it costed 28 pound to see a shitty movie. I could rant more but I'll end it here, the Odeon sucks and the Movie House rocks. Nuff said.

Now onto Joe's "Angry Review", it's autism central at Joe's house as usual because apparently he's just like every other reviewer who's been paid to say that this movie is great and that you should see it to make Disney more money. Remember that Disney bought the company that Joe is under on YouTube, so he's probably being paid as usual to spout all kinds of nonsense. I mean reviewers are meant to have a critical opinion and not sell your soul to the white slavers over at Disney to score some brownie points. But whatever, I know most of you fucks liked the movie to earn some nerd cred or some other crap. Later.

Also remember that Joe lost the original footage because he's a fucking idiot who can't even do a vlog right, I mean how stupid can one Mexican be?

Star Wars Battlefront Angry Review

Not even 20 seconds in, and it's already a shitty review. Angry "Autism Overload" Joe proves yet again that he's a manchild, it's shit like dressing up like a clown that makes people not take him seriously. Serious talk though - I fucking hate his whole act. I fucking hate how much he exaggerates and overuses his facial muscles for exactly EVERYTHING.


It's nothing but pure sensationalism. I do know the standard for games journalism is very low, but come on - can't we find better outlets for our news and reviews? I'm really sick and tired of it, especially because it is all an act made for nothing else but to attract viewers thinking the videos SHOULD/MUST also be "SO FUNNEH XD" Seriously, even Kotaku looks good next to these types of reviews.

I demand dry and stone-faced reviewers that gives you nothing but facts and well-based opinions and no, Totalbiscuit doesn't count, he's a cuck anyway. It's stupid that Joe's dumb audience thinks if you talk for a long time about subjects you could easily sum up in 60 seconds instead of one hour it somehow makes you intelligent. Quality over quantity, that's all I'm asking for. 

But does Joe have good points in his review, yes of course he does because even a chimp could see the flaws the game has. And it doesn't help Angry Joe's argument when he acts like a baffoon on the internet, but then again it's not like he cares about that sort of stuff because the money will come his way anyway because his fanbase are drones. 

Watch this review from Angry Centaur if you want a proper review. 

EA Battlefront Season Pass Angry Rant!

Man, I know Joe is stupid, but this is just beyond belief. Well not actually since this is Angry Joe we are talking about, he's got the intelligence of a gnat. Anyway long story short, amidst all the huffing and puffing Joe says that you shouldn't buy this game or the dlc. However, right after that "rant" he says that he'll be buying the game and the dlc anyway, lolwut? Is this nigga serious? Angry Joe is what's wrong with the videogame industry, it's full of a bunch of fucking nitwits that will buy something even though they don't agree with it. Grow a fucking backbone you spineless coward, don't throw your support behind a company that's practically evil itself. I mean this beaner can't be that stupid.

Aw, shut the fuck up. 

If Joe really believes what he says then he should stand by his claims, but whatever this guy is just in it for the money and all that shit. Did you also see how he said that the Angry Army want to play the game, a fact that's even debunked on the Angry Army forum itself. Now that just shows you how delusional Joe himself is,

Comments:

That's because he's an idiot.

My point exactly. 

He won't do that, he needs people to watch his review to make him money.

Yeah, he's too ignorant to do that.

Star Wars Battlefront BETA - Angry Impressions

Well, it took Joe ages to put out a video that some people actually care about, not me because I already knew the game would be shit. But does that mean the game is worthless, of course not, you might get some enjoyment but the amount of content in the game and the gameplay does not justify paying full price. But does Joe even say this, not he just get's salty because people point out his flaws and tell him how to play the game properly. Mainly because he isn't very good at the game, and his constant shouting like a retard just makes his "impressions" video hard to watch because it's annoying and obnoxious.

It's also hilarious because Joe calls himself a "critic" in the video, that's funny because apparently he thinks a critic is somehow who acts like a complete manchild on Youtube. People need to be open-minded about their criticism, otherwise you just come off as an immature asshole on the internet. That applies to me to, but I don't give a shit.

Comments:

Take a guess?

The same applies to the Angry Army.

A valid point.

Just obnoxious. 

Exactly. 

Double points!

AngryJoe's Star Wars: Force Awakens Teaser Impressions

He's giving us his impression while he's watching it, that's just dumb. He mouths "what the fuck" when the stupid new light saber design appears. Going through and picking moments is a new idea but that's kinda like watching the people doing a commentary watching the film.

He called the Empire the "Imperium" and that's Warhammer and not Star Wars, he is such an idiot. He acts like the Empire was gone after the sixth movie and probably doesn't even know about Thrawn, I know I'm nerding out here but Joe really doesn't know what he's talking about because he's clearly only seen the movie's and knows nothing of the expanded universe. He wants an Imperial perspective even though it's already been done in other media, and speculating about the plot will only serve people to ridicule him because he's throwing around some pretty dumb ideas. He says it "feels right and looks right" even though if he was a real fan he would know it's a change of tone. I hope this doesn't become a thing he's gonna push, ah wait I'm giving him ideas...no!

Nope.

My instincts tell me otherwise. Of course they will.

Star Wars: Dark and Gritty Edition

Are you sure you aren't racist, why because he's black wearing something that's white. Get over yourself. Comments:

4 comments:

1. 
   Yuichi_Rants2 December 2014 at 11:40

   So between doing more let's plays and now trailer impressions joe is now a variety channel, a lazy one at that.

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   Terry Brandstrom2 December 2014 at 22:01

   I hope Joe goes out of business soon and has to get a real job. The fucker is 30 years old and acts like he's still a fucking teenager.

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   harryvdlaan4 December 2014 at 18:43
   ANGRYJEWDIEPIEEEE
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3. 
   Unknown19 December 2014 at 11:22

   What the hell is wrong with you people?!? Do you guys seriously have nothing better to do but make this waste of life website? Get over yourselves go outside and live your life without thinking about angryjoe if you hate him so much.

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