Star Wars Battlefront Angry Review

Not even 20 seconds in, and it's already a shitty review. Angry "Autism Overload" Joe proves yet again that he's a manchild, it's shit like dressing up like a clown that makes people not take him seriously. Serious talk though - I fucking hate his whole act. I fucking hate how much he exaggerates and overuses his facial muscles for exactly EVERYTHING.


It's nothing but pure sensationalism. I do know the standard for games journalism is very low, but come on - can't we find better outlets for our news and reviews? I'm really sick and tired of it, especially because it is all an act made for nothing else but to attract viewers thinking the videos SHOULD/MUST also be "SO FUNNEH XD" Seriously, even Kotaku looks good next to these types of reviews.

I demand dry and stone-faced reviewers that gives you nothing but facts and well-based opinions and no, Totalbiscuit doesn't count, he's a cuck anyway. It's stupid that Joe's dumb audience thinks if you talk for a long time about subjects you could easily sum up in 60 seconds instead of one hour it somehow makes you intelligent. Quality over quantity, that's all I'm asking for. 

But does Joe have good points in his review, yes of course he does because even a chimp could see the flaws the game has. And it doesn't help Angry Joe's argument when he acts like a baffoon on the internet, but then again it's not like he cares about that sort of stuff because the money will come his way anyway because his fanbase are drones. 

Watch this review from Angry Centaur if you want a proper review. 

Titanfall Angry Review

 The video starts off with both Angry and Other Joe shooting each other wearing bad cosplay, they shoot and call down each others titan's, but they play with toy robots instead. This sequence is both long and boring and only serves as Angry Joe's reason to keep the video under parody because otherwise he wouldn't be able to make monies, which he need moar of. Together the intro sequence takes 2:56 out of the total 31:58 running time. Let's continue.

He says that Titanfall provides a fresh new experience, so does every other new game franchise or at least they do at first. Take Halo 4 for example, it was great to play when it came out and was terrible a week after because all the excitement of playing something new runs out, something Angry Joe does not mention. He also says that it succeeds in creating mech and infantry based combat, now listen just because it has mechs and infantry together doesn't mean it is good because the game isn't even balanced because the mechs move so unrealistically, I would have rather they gone with a "real mech" rather than a guy sized up because that's really what we got. Though it's really down to a players preference, and yeah I know too much text.


He also is annoyed by the game having a bad story even though it was always going to be multiplayer focused, though they could have done more than audio logs. He also brags about it not having destructible environments, yeah it seems Joe's going all Battlefield on this one, that alone would not have made the game better it would have made it worse. Strange enough he wants to be able to shoot planes out of the sky even though no game has that sort of thing, he also says the game should have more maps even though no game ever has more than 15 at launch which is about right for a multiplayer focused game.

Angry Joe is even more fail because he never even touched upon Gun or Uniform customization or lack thereof, which he could have at least mentioned. He didn't even put up a list of improvements that game could have only mentioning a couple aspects, seriously his game review is only so long because he includes sections of his lets play, that and he runs his mouth more than Pat the Nes Punk. Anyway he gives the game a 7/10, which oh my is an average score Joe, it seems he's just as big as a hypocrite as those other game reviewers. (oh wait he always was)

He shows what scores it got for some and shames them for giving it a decimal, in what world does he get the right to judge if someone gives it a decimal, seriously he had the same thing with Pacific Rim and he was wrong there also. Anyways his review is too long and tedious to be take seriously, ,..... just like this post ......