Return to form? 2017 Forecast

Now I know that I haven't posted on this blog in ages, sorry about that but I have actually been really busy so any free time I do have naturally isn't going to be spent on this blog. Anyway let's get down to business. Frustrated Fernando has stated that this year he'll be keeping to a schedule, one month into January and he already has failed. Bravo, Joe! Clearly the fame is going to his head, and no not his brain unfortunately. I mean he's getting fatter and fatter every time he makes a video, I guess mountain dew and Doritos do that to you.

But let's ignore all the crap he's done over the last two months because it's mostly fluff and honestly I couldn't give a shit. Angry Joe thinks he can take on Nintendo by throwing one of his autistic fits on YouTube, hoping that his legion of fanboys will come to his aid and butt rape Nintendo into submission. Though we all know that won't happen because Joe hasn't got a chance seeing that he's violating their copyright and would have to be taken to court where he would cry a river of tears and get deported faster than his cousins. Even so Joe thinks that Nintendo is targeting him personally!!!!!

Let's just remind ourselves that this is only happening because Joe is trying to monetize the video! Otherwise Nintendo would have no problem with you making a video or review, but everyone just wants money because they are lazy fucks who can't get a real job. Internet nobodies and their internet welfare are the worst.

I mean it's got to end at some point but like a fucking cancer it just grows and grows, there's got to be something we can do about these sad fucks. Anyway that's all I've got for now. Keep me updated in the comments section because I can't be bothered to check up on whatever this taco head is doing. Later faggots.

Star Wars 7 Spoilers & Theories Discussion!

An hour long autism fueled video, I ain't watching this shit and neither should you unless you're a moron......or autistic.

Star Wars Battlefront Angry Review

Not even 20 seconds in, and it's already a shitty review. Angry "Autism Overload" Joe proves yet again that he's a manchild, it's shit like dressing up like a clown that makes people not take him seriously. Serious talk though - I fucking hate his whole act. I fucking hate how much he exaggerates and overuses his facial muscles for exactly EVERYTHING.


It's nothing but pure sensationalism. I do know the standard for games journalism is very low, but come on - can't we find better outlets for our news and reviews? I'm really sick and tired of it, especially because it is all an act made for nothing else but to attract viewers thinking the videos SHOULD/MUST also be "SO FUNNEH XD" Seriously, even Kotaku looks good next to these types of reviews.

I demand dry and stone-faced reviewers that gives you nothing but facts and well-based opinions and no, Totalbiscuit doesn't count, he's a cuck anyway. It's stupid that Joe's dumb audience thinks if you talk for a long time about subjects you could easily sum up in 60 seconds instead of one hour it somehow makes you intelligent. Quality over quantity, that's all I'm asking for. 

But does Joe have good points in his review, yes of course he does because even a chimp could see the flaws the game has. And it doesn't help Angry Joe's argument when he acts like a baffoon on the internet, but then again it's not like he cares about that sort of stuff because the money will come his way anyway because his fanbase are drones. 

Watch this review from Angry Centaur if you want a proper review.