Sunday, 13 March 2016

Angry Joe gets hacked

Joe has got his Youtube account hacked by the Moon man himself, or Keemstar if you can't tell that yourself. Anyway this has resulted in many keks across the internet. I for one want to give a massive thanks to the guy who did this to Joe because he deserves every bit of it.

Joe's Twitch also got deleted.
Here's his response on Twitter.
And in a startling reveal the hacker dumped private information on 4chan in numerous threads. I won't be posting Joe's home address for obvious reasons but I will post his earnings. Feast your eyes on the seven dollars he gets below:

7 DOLLARS!
I think that pretty much sums up how much of a fraud and liar Angry Joe really is, 7 dollars sanchez doesn't have 7 dollars. He has a lot. Anyway I'll keep you updated as the story progresses.

Update

I contacted Angry Joe and he has threatened me with legal action, poor thing probably thinks I'm behind it. Well, boo fucking hoo. Here's the exchange below:

From: Ciaran Hillock [mailto:chillock@hotmail.co.uk] 
Sent: Sunday, March 13, 2016 12:51 PM
To: Angry Joe
Subject: RE: Angry Joe Show Hacked

Wait you've got his email too? Sent me all the juicy stuff.

From: Angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com
To: 
chillock@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Angry Joe Show Hacked
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2016 12:56:26 -0500
And now I've legally got you requesting this information and participating in an unlawful hack Ciaran.
Thanks for encouraging this shit.
I've never done anything to you and you attack me like this? and encourage it?
From: Ciaran Hillock [mailto:chillock@hotmail.co.uk] 
Sent: Sunday, March 13, 2016 12:59 PM
To: Angry Joe
Subject: RE: Angry Joe Show Hacked

Anything but that. And dude do you honestly think I'm behind any of this, just got wind of it from 4chan. 
From:
 Angry Joe (Angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com) This sender is in your contact list.
Sent:
13 March 2016 18:01:15
To:
'Ciaran Hillock' (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)
If you post anything related to this hack Ciaran.
I WILL take LEGAL action against you. I know your address and I also know the identity of the hacker.
I will not STAND for this - this is an unlawful act, even in your country.
The authorities will be involved.

From:
 Angry Joe (Angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com) 
Sent:
13 March 2016 18:05:09
To:
'Ciaran Hillock' (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)
Then send me the link to the 4chan thread dude, help me!

From:
 Ciaran Hillock (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent:
13 March 2016 18:06:25
To:
Angry Joe (angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com)


How would that help you exactly? 

From:
 Angry Joe (Angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com) This sender is in your contact list.
Sent:
13 March 2016 18:06:53
To:
'Ciaran Hillock' (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)
I'm watching your website.
So be prepared for Legal Action as soon as you post any of my private sensitive information.
I will also get in contact with your web server host and google itself if this continues.
From:
 Ciaran Hillock (chillock@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent:
13 March 2016 18:08:29
To:
Angry Joe (angryjoe@angryjoeshow.com)


What the hell are you talking about? Now you are just making stuff up, I don't have any of your private sensitive information. 

Apparently Joe believes that typing in caps makes himself smarter, what a moron. Let's all laugh at him for his pathetic attempt of a threat. And I know you are reading this Joe, you can't help but read what people say about you because of that ego you've got. 

Saturday, 12 March 2016

Gods of Egypt Angry Movie Review (Vlog)


Another movie review, this guy has done more movie reviews than actual video game reviews. And where the hell is that other top ten video that Joe said he would do. I guess he has his priorities straight with all that sponsorship on his Twitch account. You can just see by the look on his face that he's not interested in giving his fan base what they want. Because...


It seems Joe has a problem with the casting of the movie because there's white people playing Egyptians or some other kind of liberal bullshit. I find it very interesting that people like Angry Joe are fine with Heimdal being a black man. Somehow it's only wrong only when it's whites. The only thing worse than actually making a video about this movie is actually going to see the movie itself, you go in expecting it to be crap and you get upset because it was crap even though you knew what you were getting from the get go. This is just a stupid click bait tactic to see lel epic reddit funny man xd get angry because that's funny, right?


Whatever, Dr Jones out.

AngryJoe Plays Gods of Egypt (iOS)!

Really, I mean really? This must be some sort of pathetic attempt to garner sympathy from the community, boo hoo poor Angry Joe can only do paid promotions "aka sellout" when he likes the game. This is proof enough that Joe does it for the money, in the past he's done paid promotions for shit games but now apparently he can't do this one because even his brain dead fan base would know he's up to no good.

And get a load of his face at the start, the faggot looks like he's about to burst into tears because someone stole his Twinkie. To make matters worse the video is half an hour long, I mean you've got to be really "special" to actually watch more than five minutes of this shit. Don't tolerate crap content and click bait crap like this.

Monday, 7 March 2016

06/03/2016 - Twitter Madness


Twitter Madness is back baby! This week we've got lots of stupid shit from Joe's twitter, I mean the dude is obviously a Superman fanboy so much that he takes the battle to Twitter. He also spammed Twitter with his terrible political opinion as if his voice matters, he really has it out for Trump mostly since he will be deported if Trump has his way. Butthurt Benico ahoy!

Boo hoo, looks like Joe can't handle the heat.

Jesus H Christ in that Jesus and Budda Anime, no one cares about this Joe. Also nice to know you are still a massive fanboy.

No Joe, stop pretending you actually played those back in the day. Shame on you, poser.

Yeah right, I bet it's just him sucking up to developers. 

FURRY ALERT! I bet Delrith's going to see it again.

Hahaha, Joe just got BTFO. Notice how he never replied.

Dear lord, these more of this idiocy. 

Implying you can get away with making money off their content without their permission Joe.

Joe: Boo hoo I want to make money off your content.
Yeah, Joe thinks he can use other people stuff for his own purposes. This guy doesn't know how the world works.

That's it for this week, folks. Dr Jones singing off.

Saturday, 5 March 2016

Layers of Fear Angry Review


Wow, two reviews in one week. Though the intro segment may be funny, the rest of the review sadly isn't. It's a long an dreary mess of a review where he lengthens the video by showing random clips from Twitch, LAZY! Why does the dialog in this review sound nothing like Joe would say? I think that he's plagiarizing IGN and Gamespot's written reviews again, obviously using big words trying to sound more professional. And the review is lazily 17 minutes long, heck you could edit the first couple of minutes and that would tell you if you want to buy this game or not. But whatever, this is Angry Joe so that means quantity of quality.

And why the hell is he making comparisons to Silent Hills PT? I mean is that the only first person horror game he's played? Oh wait we all know the answer to that question, casual Joe ahoy! I bet he hasn't even played Penumbra. He gives the game a 6/10 and that's far too low in my opinion, the game obviously tried to give the player something different but I guess people don't like that. I for one actually really liked the paintings and all that Jazz, it reminded me of a certain horror film that I can't remember the name of. Anyway it's a good game and you should check it out, it's also not full price 60 dollars so that's an extra incentive to play it. Anyway this is Dr Jones signing off, see ya.

XCOM 2 Angry Review


Apparently XCOM is Joe's favorite franchise of ALL TIME! Yeah right and my favorite franchise of all time is Dynasty Warriors. Anyway it's a showboating time on the Angry Joe Show as usual, he more or less gives most of the games problems (too many to count) a pass and gives the game a 8/10 because why the fuck not? It's not like Joe's scores actually mean anything anymore. I also love how joe flips his shit when a game doesn't come too PC...But when a games sequel comes ONLY too PC that was previously a multi-platform he conveniently doesn't say anything.

The review is biased as shit and the game is easily above average or just plain average, there's tons of features missing from the game among tons of other things but do you see Joe even hinting at that? NO! That's because he appeals to the lowest common denominator, which is the retarded 12 year old market who can't form an opinion of their own. Though thankfully the comments section is ripping Joe a new asshole for this review, seems like people are doing my work for me. Catch you next time on the Angry Jew Sellout show!