AJS June 2016 Update Vlog! + E3 Coverage

Basically this video is utter shit, it's Joe just saying a big load of shit. I'll bullet point it because I honestly can't be bothered typing a brick of text. This is what he said:

• blames amazon for late doom review and having to go to E3
• work his ass off
• unable to get into EA events
• maybe won't do E3 because he wants an easier time
• unable to do doom review until after E3, he blames other Joe's appointments and stuff arriving late
• wants to create schedule
• he says he sorry and loves gaming
• check out E3 video's
• wants your questions and opinions because he has none of worth himself
• has more good stuff coming after E3
• July moving forward will be more structured.

I mean why hasn't Joe done his EA conference video yet? Is he even doing one? DSP and tons of other people have their out already, this just goes to show you how little effort Joe puts into his video's. Also, I doubt Joe will even do any of these things listed above. What do you think?

Also go watch DSP's EA's Conference Video, at least he puts out content unlike our resident beaner.

I know, of all the people I recommend DSP. Honestly, he's far better than Joe and actually knows what he's talking about when it comes to gaming. Unlike Angry Joe. Give it a watch.

Gods of Egypt Angry Movie Review (Vlog)

Another movie review, this guy has done more movie reviews than actual video game reviews. And where the hell is that other top ten video that Joe said he would do. I guess he has his priorities straight with all that sponsorship on his Twitch account. You can just see by the look on his face that he's not interested in giving his fan base what they want. Because...

It seems Joe has a problem with the casting of the movie because there's white people playing Egyptians or some other kind of liberal bullshit. I find it very interesting that people like Angry Joe are fine with Heimdal being a black man. Somehow it's only wrong only when it's whites. The only thing worse than actually making a video about this movie is actually going to see the movie itself, you go in expecting it to be crap and you get upset because it was crap even though you knew what you were getting from the get go. This is just a stupid click bait tactic to see lel epic reddit funny man xd get angry because that's funny, right?

Whatever, Dr Jones out.

AngryJoe's Plane Scare Vlog & Update!

Really, this guy will make a post about bloody anything as long as it will get views. What's next, butt fucking with Angry Joe and Delrith?

Anyway, there's a few questions that I think need answered:

1. Why does he wear the mask?
2. If I take the mask off, will he die?
3. Is Joe a big guy?
4. Did the fire rise?
5. Does anyone wanna go for a ride?

Wanna go for a ride? (Rene Dif eat your heart out)

With that out of the way the video is 90 percent Joe talking about the stupid airplane scare as if it actually matters in the grand scale of things, which is doesn't. And as usual he acts like video's will be out soon because it's so hard making them when he does streams on Twitch to beg and receive money like a glory hole. Actually that's the perfect analogy to Joe and his business practices. How fucking desperate can one guy be?

Anyway, Captain Jack signing off!

22/02/2015 - Twitter Madness

Well Joe's come back from his trip to Sweden and he pumped out one vlog and one interview, both about 40 minutes each. I think that's too much Joe for one week.

Working through the nigh isn't good for one's health, and I know.

I hate it when people compare on game to another, it's so stupid and goes against judging each game as it's own.

Seems like that's what everyone has been saying.

Hard hitting my ass, who does he think he is, CNN?

I don't know what to make of this one.

Yeah, because you "grab" review copies. Just look at his tone on this one, he's more or less complaining that he didn't get sent one. He does this everytime he doesn't get one, like he's entitled to one.

Posted by Ciaran Hillock at 12:34 

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Labels: Angry Joe, Evolve, Interview, Joe Vargas, Madness, Social Media, Sweden, Twitter,Vlog

7 comments:

1. 
   harryvdlaan23 February 2015 at 17:06

   whats that place?
   The Angry army Fag-cave or what?

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   Terry Brandstrom24 February 2015 at 21:32
   lol
   
   SPOONY SUCKS26 February 2015 at 02:55
   To the Fagmobile!
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   SPOONY SUCKS23 February 2015 at 18:04

   Joe is a faggot who just parrots the shit everyone else says and then tries to pass it off as his own critique a few days later so he can make sure that he has the correct opinion to please his idiotic followers.

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   Terry Brandstrom24 February 2015 at 21:33
   Yeah remember when he posted "his" theory on Destiny's story and it was just a copy of what some chick on Kotaku wrote. What a fucking hack.
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   DeadInkPen24 February 2015 at 03:31

   He'll never be a real reviewer since he lacks objectivity, or the ability to do that. Watching him is like watching a super slow motion train wreck happening. You just can't seem to divert your eyes as much as you would like to.
   
   You know I actually think he was really out of breath during the little skits for the evolve segments, and that wasn't acting.

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   Terry Brandstrom24 February 2015 at 21:34

   It's obvious that these "hard hitting" questions were pre screened and that Angry Jew was well compensated for giving this company exposure. Also Joe's sense of entitlement is disgusting. He calls himself the "People's Champion" but he won't even buy his own fucking video games to review.

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#GamerGate has come to Angry Joe

Well this has been brewing for a while now and it's good to see those efforts have finally bore fruit, now that Joe has finally taken notice. Here I present to you a playlist of video's concerning Angry Joe and GamerGate, from interviews with previous members to censorship on the forums. This series of video's should give you an insight into the inner workings of the Angry Army and how it has affected certain people, Joe did respond to this but not in this video. Though I will post the comment for all to see below:

There is so much wrong with this comment here, I'll let you decide what is right and wrong.

Full Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUk0qglV3L2anLBeQ8oQT1GJX8MRunbFO
Other Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw8FVWfJCWk
Angry Joe censoring video's?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTjR50zl0go

Posted by Ciaran Hillock at 15:46 

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Labels: Angry Army, Angry Joe, Corruption, Fanclub, GamerGate, Gamers, Joe Vargas,JoeGate, Journalism, Playlist, Variloh, Video Games, Vlog, YouTube

2 comments:

1. 
   Yuichi_Rants29 December 2014 at 00:13

   Joe works 60-80 hours a week on youtube and I am the king of Spain. I am on vac and could do everything he does in his channel in one day. When I go back to work, it would take me two days, not even 4 hours a day working on it. Lets plays are easy to post Helean Keler could do it.

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   Ciaran Hillock29 December 2014 at 16:30
   I know, heck I could even put out more video's than he can in a week. And I work for a living.
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AngryJoe Vlog - Smite Finals & Upcoming Videos!

Oh boy is Joe an idiot, thinking people actually care about his Smite videos, just look at the way he's acting during this Vlog. His jumping around like a retard again and talking as if you should worship his feet. He wears a stupid Zod t-shirt from Man of Steel and says "kneel before Zod", get it a Superman quote, laugh damn you. After yapping on about Smite for a bit he says that there isn't much games out so he doesn't know what to review, how about going back and doing the one's you missed you waste of space. That's about it for this video, don't even bother watching this because you know what to expect when this is his thumbnail.

Ewww

Check out the stellar comments below:

damn right Joe's missed a lot

A great analogy

There you have it: Gestapo Joe

Joe will be doing reviews once a month now, just like Spoony One!

Aren't you just excited for Joe's next video...oh wait another let's play...Fucking idiot!

AngryJoe E3 Conference 2014 Recap Vlog

Awesome, Joe put up his recap vlog, oh wait...it's missing a ton of information about the E3 events. Seems like Joe did this video at the crack of dawn and didn't put much effort into the video overall, just look at how it faded multiple times in the video because Joe probably noticed that he wasn't making sense and skipped those parts. Anyway Joe does make good and bad points during the video but didn't even cover most of the games revealed, I expected Joe to be a little more professional this time but as we all know it's just in his nature. I just can't Joe seriously anymore.

Rape face

Even though he brings up good points he still fails to give each company a proper score, he says good things about Microsoft and then says bad things about them after he talks about Sony again, he changes his opinion constantly throughout the video. He can't even keep a straight face, just look at how he's throwing his head and arms everywhere during the video, weirdly enough he admits that he took an empty can from a trash can...but wait it was a Sunset Overdrive can so that makes it alright. Imagine the smell from it when Joe reviews the game....just picture what it'll say on his epitaph.

Angry Joe: Picker of Bins

Just look at the scores he gave Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo.

Microsoft - B
Sony - B Minus
Nintendo - B Plus

Notice how he had "MS E3 2014" anytime he mentioned a company, seems like he forgot to change it and uploaded the video anyway.

Oh snap, better than average scores, just notice how he gave them all a score in the B range. Joe won't accept half scores but he'll accept minus' and plus', double standards much. He even picked at the glow up in the dark arm bands that Microsoft gave out and complained about Sony's spokespeople  and their PlayStation TV but still gave them scores in the B range, even though Sony should have got at least a C Plus or average. He also stated that Nintendo won the show even though all their stuff is family orientated and not what the hardcore gamers want, something which Joe complains about when ranting on other companies but when it comes to Nintendo they get a free pass. Like Joe was ever known to be consistent, check back for when he uploads his interviews, I'll be covering them as well. In the meantime check out some comments below:

There was three Microsoft's because Joe's an idiot

It's because Joe mustn't have been paying enough attention

Has this guy ever heard of ego stroking

Did you even read his post

It's obvious that Joe hasn't played that much games, Mercenaries was an open world with full destruction and that was on the PS2 and Xbox 360

Well said

It's YouTube comments, what were you expecting?

That's it for this time, oh btw Joe broke up with his girfriend, I'll make a post about it later.

AJS Vlog & Smite Tourney Vs PewDiePie!

Really Joe, Smite...Again. He already did a video about this game months back, and now he's putting up another one...but wait it's got the supreme being that is PewDiePie in it. Oh wait it doesn't, anyway even including his name in the video's title is either gonna be a turn off or a turn on, I'd hate the see the face of the "turned on" viewer.

Average PieDiePie fan and Angry Joe fan

All the stupidity aside, you should really only watch the first four minutes of the video as that's all you need to hear from Joe about what's happening on the show. Basically he's being lazy again and says the review will be coming soon, oh wait it won't because he said on his twitter it'll probably be coming out after he comes back from E3, why did he say that again...just more failed promises as usual. First Infamous, then Wolfenstein and now Watch Dogs, anyone seeing a pattern here. Anyway the smite portion of the video is not very entertaining as you'll just fall asleep from boredom from watching it, just watch the vlog bit and skip the rest, alright. Comments as usual below:

Another fine Patriot

I think his brains are made of shit not potatoes

Keep up the good fight brother

Just look at the response the Joe "dickriders" give to the poster, total assholes

You can tell people care when they form great opinions, people like this guy are what we need more of.

That's it for this post, tomorrow I'll do a post about his movie review and the weekly twitter madness.

AngryJoe Vlog - Batsuit Revealed! (+Gambit Cast!)

Hey look a vlog, it's been a while since he did one of those...oh wait he's just talking about the new Batman vs Superman movie, and he still hasn't done a community update video which he said he would do weeks ago, I guess the Spiderman took priority. He mostly talks about the new suit which Ben Affleck will be wearing, Joe then proceeds to dissect the image which was recently released though he's really just reading off a news article which he just practically repeats, he can't even form his own opinion since he's just reading from that news article, he doesn't even try and hide it. 

Though it's good to see something that's not a let's play for once Joe does say some really stupid things in this video. He just says that "Frank Miller batman comic" and can't even name the one the costume comes from, even I know the answer to that and I'm not even a big Batman fan.Joe also weirdly comments on the bulge coming from Batman's crotch in the released image and says that it appeals to both men and women wanting  to see the film, this is just wrong on so many levels that I won't comment on it, you can just tell by Other Joe's reaction that he disagrees with it. He then goes onto trashing the announcement that Channing Tatum will be playing Gambit in an X-men movie and Joe instantly goes to Google images to see an image of him Photoshopped into the costume, seriously Joe's being an ass on this one especially since he gave Ben Affleck a chance to play Batman but won't Channing Tatum, double standards anybody.

He even went onto bash Gal Gadot again, stating that she can't play Wonder Woman because she doesn't have big breasts or a big ass and I mean Joe's been jumping on the bandwagon again joining the most popular bashing topic. Joe then goes onto talking about how movie use good looking actors to get people into the cinema, he says "women with their tits hanging out". I mean just look at how foul mouthed Joe is, I never thought he would ever say anything as disgusting as this, coming from a guy who was defending his girlfriend from comments online last week. Anyway onto the comments:

No matter what anyone says, they are entitled to their opinion no matter what how offensive it is

Good point

Exactly, Joe can't see past his own ignorance

Joe's  been doing the  white knight for a while now

Exactly, Joe's not giving anybody a chance

Struck home ground with that one

Uhm, that's not cool dude

Joe's just trying to be macho in front of the camera because he's the "Star" of the show and also because Other Joe's more popular than Angry Joe

Yeah I noticed that too

Had to dig for a while to get these comments because everyone was talking about a load of shit down the entire comments section, next article should be either the next lets play video or the weeks twitter post. Bon Voyage...